# smf_messages

subject: Re: Get no. 255 in G/S
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  It is also possible to get a bad clone that changes it&#039;s sprite, which breedingit with a ditto might produce a 255


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Espeon: [i]Well Andrew is determined to help &quot;his friend Kira&quot;, and the Jolteon, he&#039;s determined to help &quot;Lady Kira&quot; or something.[/i]


subject: Re: Hello :)
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  [quote author=Naitekiakki link=topic=5542.msg157582#msg157582 date=1255735594]<br />[size=1]<br />I&#039;m not as smart as everyone else here[/size]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You&#039;re too hard on yourself. 


subject: Re: Press Ctrl+V or Cmd+V or whatever and post
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  WARNING! WARNING! Robot intelligence exceeds critical level! Danger of awareness! Cache memory deleted!&nbsp; 


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  Hahaha, fortunately my Algebra class is difficult enough that I have to pay attention. It&#039;s an Honors class, which means it is advanced for our grade (about 1/4, maybe more than 1/4 of the kids in my grade are Honors students). However, in 8th grade, I had the same teacher last year (my high school and middle school are interrelated)that I had last year, and had a similar course, so I&#039;m crushing everone else in the class.<br /><br />I don&#039;t break pencils, though XD<br /><br />


subject: Re: Hello :)
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5542.msg157639#msg157639 date=1255774408]<br />[quote author=Naitekiakki link=topic=5542.msg157582#msg157582 date=1255735594]<br />[size=1]<br />I&#039;m not as smart as everyone else here[/size]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You&#039;re too hard on yourself.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />QFT


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned @ Jolteon because you failed to acknoledge the fact that tachi did not play the game.<br /><br />Banned @ tachi for not playing the game.


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because &#039;the game&#039; is to ban someone. Tachi did not do so.<br /><br />Also banned because I&#039;m not really mad at him for not playing the game, I just love banning him for it.


subject: Re: Hello :)
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  [quote author=peachY link=topic=5542.msg157656#msg157656 date=1255793715]<br />Im the most hardest, badass, coolest member gcl has ever had, noone doubts my godlyness.<br />[/quote]<br /><br /> O_o<br /><br />That was... completely random.


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
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  Kira: *Growls so she picks him up by the throat* It&#039;s about fucking time you knoew MORE about that THIEF.


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Moonlight: You are useless!<br /><br />Yami: She and I wouldn&#039;t be getting married if she was. We wouldn&#039;t even be together, if that was the case, idiot. She laughs, because she does.


subject: Re: Team Rocket Strike again! Weird Pokemon, are appearing!
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  Kira: Go back to fucking Gareth if you&#039;re gonna remain a moron. I&#039;m tired of helping you. *She leaves the house*


subject: Re: South Park/Pokemon RPG
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  Wendy: She seems nice.<br /><br />Yami: *Smiles* She&#039;s a nice person, good personality, and she never let the hell she went through bother her.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Axaj
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157624#msg157624 date=1255756824]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg157613#msg157613 date=1255745864]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157609#msg157609 date=1255745118]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157563#msg157563 date=1255728578]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157452#msg157452 date=1255689753]<br />Yeah, I have to define them, give the part of speech, 3 synonyms, and 1 antonym.<br />They&#039;re weird words, though; I easily have the best vocabulary in my grade of 200 students, yet I don&#039;t recognize some of these.<br /><br />Here&#039;s an example of what I have to do for each word (there are 20 words per set):<br /><br />[i]Bulwark- <br />A.	a strong support or protection<br />B.	noun<br />C.	barrier, protection, stronghold<br />D.	weak point[/i]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Sounds like the description of a condom! Or maybe a bra! XD <br /><br />Sorry for all of the recently perverted posts. I&#039;m horny today....<br />[/quote]<br /><br />XD<br /><br />I had to take the Vocab test today... I pwnd it&nbsp; :P<br />[/quote]<br /><br />My school doesn&#039;t do vocab. Probably because they think that we&#039;re good enough anyway. (A VERY private school.)<br />[/quote]<br />I&#039;m in one of the best public schools in my state. It&#039;s better than my former private school, but I&#039;m still bored out of my skull. Gah, why did they put me in Algebra 1?! It&#039;s just like Pre-Algebra, except you have to use &quot;Algebra Tiles&quot; and the teacher never tells us what we&#039;re supposed to be learning. I break pencils in that class.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Me and a few other people at my school got to skip our second year of Pre-Algebra, and now we have to go the high school in the morning for math (Algebra II now) and carpool to our middle school.


subject: Re: Decamark Researcher Signup Thread
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  Ok, this is the last thing you&#039;ll have to do:<br /><br />Copy the template verbatum from here:<br /><br />http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php/topic,3493.msg157018.html#msg157018<br /><br />and put your info/numbers in the space AFTER the :s after the [/ ]s<br /><br />(The only reason for this is if we make a bot to extract the data, it&#039;ll be picky about what it&#039;s looking for and skip some things that don&#039;t do this)


subject: Re: Decamark Researcher Signup Thread
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  [img]http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3493.0;attach=5444;image[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex:[/b] 041A&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;  <br />[b]Name:[/b]Ã:Ã <br />[b]Pokedex No.[/b]??? <br />[b]Encounter Level:[/b]3 <br />[b]Held item:[/b]None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP:[/b] 12 [b]Attack:[/b] 5 [b]Defence:[/b] 4 [b]Speed:[/b] 5 [b]Special Attack:[/b] 5 [b]Special Defence:[/b]5&nbsp; &nbsp;  <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats:[/i]No <br />[i]Notes:[/i]No special ability.<br />[hr]<br /><br /><br />Like this?<br />or<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3493.0;attach=5444;image[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 041A&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;  <br />[b]Name[/b]:Ã:Ã <br />[b]Pokedex No.[/b]??? <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]:3 <br />[b]Held item[/b]:None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]:12 [b]Attack[/b]:5 [b]Defence[/b]:4 [b]Speed[/b]:5 [b]Special Attack[/b]:5 [b]Special Defence[/b]:5&nbsp; &nbsp;  <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]:No <br />[i]Notes[/i]:No special ability.<br />[hr]<br />Or like this?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Axaj link=topic=3088.msg157671#msg157671 date=1255799130]<br />Me and a few other people at my school got to skip our second year of Pre-Algebra, and now we have to go the high school in the morning for math (Algebra II now) and carpool to our middle school.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Exactly what I did last year, except we could walk back and forth and there was 15 of us.


subject: Re: Press Ctrl+V or Cmd+V or whatever and post
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  [b]Hex:[/b] 041A&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;  <br />[b]Name:[/b]Ã:Ã <br />[b]Pokedex No.[/b]??? <br />[b]Encounter Level:[/b]3 <br />[b]Held item:[/b]None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP:[/b] 12 [b]Attack:[/b] 5 [b]Defence:[/b] 4 [b]Speed:[/b] 5 [b]Special Attack:[/b] 5 [b]Special Defence:[/b]5&nbsp; &nbsp;  <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats:[/i]No <br />[i]Notes:[/i]No special ability.


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
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  Moonlight: *Jumps onto the counter and she takes out her now cooked Magikarp and she enters the lounge with it*


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157624#msg157624 date=1255756824]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg157613#msg157613 date=1255745864]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157609#msg157609 date=1255745118]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157563#msg157563 date=1255728578]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157452#msg157452 date=1255689753]<br />Yeah, I have to define them, give the part of speech, 3 synonyms, and 1 antonym.<br />They&#039;re weird words, though; I easily have the best vocabulary in my grade of 200 students, yet I don&#039;t recognize some of these.<br /><br />Here&#039;s an example of what I have to do for each word (there are 20 words per set):<br /><br />[i]Bulwark- <br />A.	a strong support or protection<br />B.	noun<br />C.	barrier, protection, stronghold<br />D.	weak point[/i]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Sounds like the description of a condom! Or maybe a bra! XD <br /><br />Sorry for all of the recently perverted posts. I&#039;m horny today....<br />[/quote]<br /><br />XD<br /><br />I had to take the Vocab test today... I pwnd it&nbsp; :P<br />[/quote]<br /><br />My school doesn&#039;t do vocab. Probably because they think that we&#039;re good enough anyway. (A VERY private school.)<br />[/quote]<br />I&#039;m in one of the best public schools in my state. It&#039;s better than my former private school, but I&#039;m still bored out of my skull. Gah, why did they put me in Algebra 1?! It&#039;s just like Pre-Algebra, except you have to use &quot;Algebra Tiles&quot; and the teacher never tells us what we&#039;re supposed to be learning. I break pencils in that class.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />UNKNOWN OS<br /><br />What were you using to submit this post?


subject: Re: Decamark Researcher Signup Thread
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  [img]http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3493.0;attach=5444;image[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 041A&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;  <br />[b]Name[/b]: Ã:Ã <br />[b]Pokedex No.[/b] ??? <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 12 [b]Attack[/b]: 5 [b]Defence[/b]: 4 [b]Speed[/b]: 5 [b]Special Attack[/b]: 5 [b]Special Defence[/b]: 5&nbsp; &nbsp;  <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No special ability.<br />[hr]<br />Correct?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  Stating Obvious - Something with Opera installed<br />[hr]<br />Actually I was wondering too. Were you using a DSi or something, Wa?


subject: Re: Hello :)
poster_name: Missing? NO!
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  [quote author=Axaj link=topic=5542.msg157667#msg157667 date=1255798977]<br />[quote author=peachY link=topic=5542.msg157656#msg157656 date=1255793715]<br />Im the most retarded, fat, looser member gcl has ever had, noone doubts my uglyness.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Someone is feeling bad about themselves today, eh?<br />[/quote]<br />That comment was much unnecessary. Please respect the other members. 


subject: Re: South Park/Pokemon RPG
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  Yami: *Finds a photo os Sapphire with Kira, outside the school in Japan, as Kira&#039;s glaring at Sapphire who&#039;s smiling as she&#039;s trying not to laugh, as she make rabbit ears behind her heard as they&#039;re in their uniforms as Sapphire is resising on laughing*


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157697#msg157697 date=1255805988]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157624#msg157624 date=1255756824]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg157613#msg157613 date=1255745864]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157609#msg157609 date=1255745118]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157563#msg157563 date=1255728578]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157452#msg157452 date=1255689753]<br />Yeah, I have to define them, give the part of speech, 3 synonyms, and 1 antonym.<br />They&#039;re weird words, though; I easily have the best vocabulary in my grade of 200 students, yet I don&#039;t recognize some of these.<br /><br />Here&#039;s an example of what I have to do for each word (there are 20 words per set):<br /><br />[i]Bulwark- <br />A.	a strong support or protection<br />B.	noun<br />C.	barrier, protection, stronghold<br />D.	weak point[/i]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Sounds like the description of a condom! Or maybe a bra! XD <br /><br />Sorry for all of the recently perverted posts. I&#039;m horny today....<br />[/quote]<br /><br />XD<br /><br />I had to take the Vocab test today... I pwnd it&nbsp; :P<br />[/quote]<br /><br />My school doesn&#039;t do vocab. Probably because they think that we&#039;re good enough anyway. (A VERY private school.)<br />[/quote]<br />I&#039;m in one of the best public schools in my state. It&#039;s better than my former private school, but I&#039;m still bored out of my skull. Gah, why did they put me in Algebra 1?! It&#039;s just like Pre-Algebra, except you have to use &quot;Algebra Tiles&quot; and the teacher never tells us what we&#039;re supposed to be learning. I break pencils in that class.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />UNKNOWN OS<br /><br />What were you using to submit this post?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Probably DSi, because it is Opera 9.5.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: fivex
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  [quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg157730#msg157730 date=1255809853]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157697#msg157697 date=1255805988]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157624#msg157624 date=1255756824]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg157613#msg157613 date=1255745864]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157609#msg157609 date=1255745118]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157563#msg157563 date=1255728578]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157452#msg157452 date=1255689753]<br />Yeah, I have to define them, give the part of speech, 3 synonyms, and 1 antonym.<br />They&#039;re weird words, though; I easily have the best vocabulary in my grade of 200 students, yet I don&#039;t recognize some of these.<br /><br />Here&#039;s an example of what I have to do for each word (there are 20 words per set):<br /><br />[i]Bulwark- <br />A.	a strong support or protection<br />B.	noun<br />C.	barrier, protection, stronghold<br />D.	weak point[/i]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Sounds like the description of a condom! Or maybe a bra! XD <br /><br />Sorry for all of the recently perverted posts. I&#039;m horny today....<br />[/quote]<br /><br />XD<br /><br />I had to take the Vocab test today... I pwnd it&nbsp; :P<br />[/quote]<br /><br />My school doesn&#039;t do vocab. Probably because they think that we&#039;re good enough anyway. (A VERY private school.)<br />[/quote]<br />I&#039;m in one of the best public schools in my state. It&#039;s better than my former private school, but I&#039;m still bored out of my skull. Gah, why did they put me in Algebra 1?! It&#039;s just like Pre-Algebra, except you have to use &quot;Algebra Tiles&quot; and the teacher never tells us what we&#039;re supposed to be learning. I break pencils in that class.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />UNKNOWN OS<br /><br />What were you using to submit this post?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Probably DSi, because it is Opera 9.5.<br />[/quote]Yeah, DSi, since it showed up as that when I posted using it.


subject: Re: Hello :)
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  Don&#039;t want to play admin or anything, but this is getting out of hand. If I were an admin, I&#039;d lock this.


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Yami: You&#039;ve spent too much time with that asshole and if I find out he TOLD you to lift my fiance into the air, and you LISTENED to him, and I will strangle him.


subject: Re: Team Rocket Strike again! Weird Pokemon, are appearing!
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  Yami: [i]Sigh, okay when she&#039;s fed up she goes to the forest, so she&#039;s no doubt there.[/i]


subject: Re: Team Rocket Return! This time they aren't alone!
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  Kira: Is that it? My animal cats can do better. *She smacks Eve 10 times across the tail and 3 times across he face then she drops her, and she walks upstairs as Moonlight follows*


subject: Re: South Park/Pokemon RPG
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  Wendy: She nearly looks like an Articuno.<br /><br />Yami: *Nods* She was nicknamed Sapphire &quot;Articuno&quot; Kajiro by Kira, as she&#039;s pale like one, has the same hair colour as its feather, and she has red eyes.


subject: Re: What song are you listening to right now?
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  what the fuck???<br />How you know this???<br /><br />DAMN I STILL DON&quot;T KNOW WHAT YOU IS SAYING<br /><br />TNT - ACDC


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because I&#039;m banning you, therefore I&#039;m winning the game.<br /><br />Also banned because you still don&#039;t know the secret.


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because I want to know. Will you tell me?<br /><br />Also banned because you secretly wish that you knew the secret.


subject: Re: What song are you listening to right now?
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  [color=red]A lot of people were bon in 1993 because of that knew law for lame ass schools. I left when I was 15!<br /><br />Absolute C**t Of A Day - Kevin Bloody Wilson, changed to, Frostty The Yobbo - Kevin Bloody Wilson


subject: Re: Hello :)
poster_name: Missing? NO!
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  [quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=5542.msg157741#msg157741 date=1255818953]<br />Don&#039;t want to play admin or anything, but this is getting out of hand. If I were an admin, I&#039;d lock this.<br />[/quote]<br />Done.


subject: Re: Dragonballz sprites
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  Not to sound like a dick, but [b]Creative Movements[/b] specifically refers to your own works of art, not to ones you ripped out of a game. Moving to [b]Video Games Discussion[/b]...<br /><br />While I&#039;m at it, have you unlocked Perfect Cell yet? I&#039;d like a sprite of him :)


subject: MOVED: Dragonballz sprites
poster_name: Adrian Malacoda
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  This topic has been moved to [url=http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?board=14.0]Video Games/Glitches Discussion[/url].<br /><br />Creative Movements is intended for original works of art, not ones ripped out of a game<br /><br />[iurl]http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?topic=5504.0[/iurl]


subject: Re: Press Ctrl+V or Cmd+V or whatever and post
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  x = 17, y = 16, rule = B3/S23<br />14bo$15bo$11bo3bo$12b4o3$12b3o$11b5o$10b4ob2o$14b2o3$5bo$6bo$o5bo$b6o!<br />


subject: Re: Down with the Flu
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  [quote author=Axaj link=topic=5537.msg157157#msg157157 date=1255534149]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=5537.msg157155#msg157155 date=1255517098]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=5537.msg157142#msg157142 date=1255483142]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=5537.msg157137#msg157137 date=1255479697]<br />Meh, I&#039;ve been arguing with my older brother about H1N1 for the past 6 months (he&#039;s one of those people who was/is freaking out over this; I&#039;m more realistic about it). Now he has proof to use against me (about 2-3 people on GCL have gotten H1N1 [Naitekiakki]).<br /><br />Anyways, get well soon.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />That it&#039;ll kill you? Both Naitekiakki and Axaj are doing fine, unless one of them is now chronically ill.<br />[/quote]<br /><br /><br />No, that the virus is widespread and dangerous (bear in mind I use the word proof in the above quote for lack of a better word).<br />[/quote]<br /><br />The virus is indeed becoming more widespread, but it is not and (most likely) never will become dangerous.<br /><br />BTW, does anyone remember &quot;I&#039;m eating chocolate chips right now&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />*raises hand*


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: GARYM9
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157624#msg157624 date=1255756824]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg157613#msg157613 date=1255745864]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157609#msg157609 date=1255745118]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157563#msg157563 date=1255728578]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157452#msg157452 date=1255689753]<br />Yeah, I have to define them, give the part of speech, 3 synonyms, and 1 antonym.<br />They&#039;re weird words, though; I easily have the best vocabulary in my grade of 200 students, yet I don&#039;t recognize some of these.<br /><br />Here&#039;s an example of what I have to do for each word (there are 20 words per set):<br /><br />[i]Bulwark- <br />A.	a strong support or protection<br />B.	noun<br />C.	barrier, protection, stronghold<br />D.	weak point[/i]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Sounds like the description of a condom! Or maybe a bra! XD <br /><br />Sorry for all of the recently perverted posts. I&#039;m horny today....<br />[/quote]<br /><br />XD<br /><br />I had to take the Vocab test today... I pwnd it&nbsp; :P<br />[/quote]<br /><br />My school doesn&#039;t do vocab. Probably because they think that we&#039;re good enough anyway. (A VERY private school.)<br />[/quote]<br />I&#039;m in one of the best public schools in my state. It&#039;s better than my former private school, but I&#039;m still bored out of my skull. Gah, why did they put me in Algebra 1?! It&#039;s just like Pre-Algebra, except you have to use &quot;Algebra Tiles&quot; and the teacher never tells us what we&#039;re supposed to be learning. I break pencils in that class.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What the hell are Algebra Tiles? (If you say learn Algebra, I&#039;m already in Trigonometry so yeah.)


subject: Axaj
poster_name: shaggs
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  thanks for the compliment, dude, you must feel so safe behind that computer screen. Im not reporting anything, but admins, you have rules, enforce them. peace


subject: Re: Anyone uses Facebook here?
poster_name: GARYM9
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  [quote author=Axaj link=topic=5528.msg157499#msg157499 date=1255713922]<br />[quote author=tachi link=topic=5528.msg157490#msg157490 date=1255710006]<br />Darn it PeachYs back!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Wow, harsh.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Please don&#039;t misquote.


subject: Re: Hello :)
poster_name: GARYM9
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  Also, Axaj, have a congratulatory +15 WOM for bending and twisting quotes to insult people.&nbsp; You&#039;ve earned it.<br /><br />Why can&#039;t this forum not have things like this while I&#039;m gone for like a day?


subject: Re: WHAT IS THE GOLDEN GLOVE
poster_name: ?????(000)
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  [quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5545.msg157805#msg157805 date=1255863096]<br />After RPBnimrod, a formerly well-known member here, reported it as a glitch, it became a meme.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Formerly well known, now never visits, is that correct?


subject: MS Paint Adventures
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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topic_note: I couldn't see this board before my promotion to Decamark Researcher.
body:
  I now am a Decamark Researcher, but before today, when I was just a regular member, I could not view the board MS Paint Adventures. I assumed it had been deleted. Was this on purpose? Was it meant to be an elite members-only board?


subject: Re: DecDex-Decamark variation list (Melchior X)
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  [img]http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3493.0;attach=5444;image[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 041A&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;  <br />[b]Name[/b]: Ã:Ã <br />[b]Pokedex No.[/b] ??? <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 2 <br />[b]Held item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0 [b]Attack[/b]: 0 [b]Defence[/b]: 0 [b]Speed[/b]: 0 [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0 [b]Special Defence[/b]: 0&nbsp; &nbsp;  <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No special ability.<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/041B.png?t=1255908689[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 041B <br />[b]Name[/b]: Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] ??? <br />[b]Level When Caught[/b]: 4 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats pending[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No ability<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/041C.png?t=1255869352[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 041C <br />[b]Name[/b]: Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number[/b]. ??? <br />[b]Level When Caught[/b]: 2 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats pending[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0<br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No ability<br />


subject: Re: Team Rocket Return! This time they aren't alone!
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  *Eve tries to run outside, but crashes into the locked cat flap, runs off and hides behind the couch*


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Christina: I didn&#039;t like storms before... but something about this oncoming storm.. I sorta like. Maybe the fact I&#039;m an electric Pokemon helps.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
poster_name: ?????(000)
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  Espeon: [i]What you mean, pests?[/i]<br /><br />*The voice of a 10-year old child was heard, and it had a lot of hatred in it*<br /><br />Child&#039;s voice: Go, split up and search! I know I saw them!


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Ketsuban
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  They&#039;re small plastic tiles that are used to help with visual learning of monomial and polynomial equations.&nbsp; There are three sizes: 1*1, x*1, and x*x.<br /><br />Also, they have a green or blue side (+) and a red side (-), so you can use them for equations like (x+3)(x-5).


subject: Re: Team Rocket Strike again! Weird Pokemon, are appearing!
poster_name: ?????(000)
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  Andrew: *Growling at Steve* Start running fat boy.<br /><br />Steve: I&#039;m not fat!<br /><br />*Andrew Tackles Steve into a tree, then then starts chasing him around the garden, barking loudly*


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: ?????(000)
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  Here&#039;s a few equations for you then.<br /><br />Algebra+me=FAIL<br />Algebra+Jolteon_of_GCL=Explosion<br />Algebra+me in bad mood=World War 3


subject: Re: You're Banned!
poster_name: tachi
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  Rule 1 of the game: everyone is in the &quot;Game&quot;<br /><br />Banned because your still losing the game


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
poster_name: ?????(000)
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  Andrew: [size=1]Maybe he&#039;s keeping on her good side.[/size]<br /><br />Andrew&#039;s brother: Come out wherever you may be hiding. *He turns to the guards* Shoot ONLY to stun, NOT to kill. The boss will want them alive.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Ratipharos
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157860#msg157860 date=1255893914]<br />Here&#039;s a few equations for you then.<br /><br />Algebra+me=FAIL<br />Algebra+Jolteon_of_GCL=Explosion<br />Algebra+me in bad mood=World War 3<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Using my super-ability of substitution, I infer that<br /><br />FAIL = Explosion.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Axaj
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  Hey everyone, sorry about me being a jerk to tachi and peachY.&nbsp; I&#039;ll try to not let it happen again.


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  Aqua: Yes. He takes her Pokemon. *She explains Gareth&#039;s &quot;sick&quot; reasons for why he takes her Pokemon even though she&#039;s married*


subject: Re: Re:
poster_name: Abwayax
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=5391.msg157625#msg157625 date=1255757354]<br />[quote author=tachi link=topic=5391.msg157597#msg157597 date=1255740585]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=5391.msg157593#msg157593 date=1255738869]<br />[quote author=tachi link=topic=5391.msg157588#msg157588 date=1255736873]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=5391.msg157574#msg157574 date=1255733858]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=5391.msg157573#msg157573 date=1255733832]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=5391.msg157561#msg157561 date=1255728471]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5391.msg157534#msg157534 date=1255725950]<br />Ladies and gentlemen, Aya Hirano has joined the party!<br /><br />[img]http://maccat.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/aya-hirano-lovegun-single.jpg[/img]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I have the sudden urge to masturbate on that album cover. XD<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Glisp, we really needed to know that. In fact, how about you tell us every time you get the urge to masturbate? *shot*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />That&#039;s odd coming from a girl.<br />[/quote]<br />Glisp is a girl????<br />[/quote]<br /><br />No, Wa is.<br />[/quote]<br />oh.....<br />Wa is a ... *shot*<br />[/quote]<br />non sum saltatrix!<br />[/quote]<br />&quot;I&#039;m not a bluefish&quot;?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  No problem.<br /><br />I noticed Zowayix changed his/her gender to female. Are you actually a girl, or were you waiting for someone else to notice?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  [quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg157891#msg157891 date=1255903614]<br />No, he&#039;s a guy. I think he was just being facetious.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />That&#039;s what I thought.


subject: Re: WHAT IS THE GOLDEN GLOVE
poster_name: Guy
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5545.msg157807#msg157807 date=1255863496]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5545.msg157805#msg157805 date=1255863096]<br />After RPBnimrod, a formerly well-known member here, reported it as a glitch, it became a meme.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Formerly well known, now never visits, is that correct?<br />[/quote]Yes. He might still have the rank of Development Team for GCL Version, unless it got deleted.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Zowayix
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  [quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157890#msg157890 date=1255903547]<br />No problem.<br /><br />I noticed Zowayix changed his/her gender to female. Are you actually a girl, or were you waiting for someone else to notice?<br />[/quote]<br />The latter. And I did that about three weeks ago and you only notice now? :p<br /><br />[sub]For the record, you don&#039;t know that I&#039;m not actually a girl[/sub]


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  [quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg157902#msg157902 date=1255908741]<br />And I did that about three weeks ago and you only notice now? :p<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I&#039;m just asleep, I guess; I usually log on in the early morning (except on weekends, like now).


subject: Re: Re:
poster_name: Zowayix
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  Well, sometimes when I start Chrome it displays an error message saying not all features work in Windows 2000. Maybe that has something to do with it.


subject: Re: caption the avatar above you
poster_name: Guy
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  &quot;Humhum humhum humhumhum hum hum humhumduhduhduh duh duhduhduh duhduhduh duh...&quot;<br />There&#039;s endless possibilities for that one.


subject: Re: WHAT IS THE GOLDEN GLOVE
poster_name: Missing? NO!
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  [quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5545.msg157897#msg157897 date=1255905555]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5545.msg157807#msg157807 date=1255863496]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5545.msg157805#msg157805 date=1255863096]<br />After RPBnimrod, a formerly well-known member here, reported it as a glitch, it became a meme.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Formerly well known, now never visits, is that correct?<br />[/quote]Yes. He might still have the rank of Development Team for GCL Version, unless it got deleted.<br />[/quote]<br />I thought the game was dead?


subject: Re: WHAT IS THE GOLDEN GLOVE
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  [quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=5545.msg157910#msg157910 date=1255911120]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5545.msg157897#msg157897 date=1255905555]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5545.msg157807#msg157807 date=1255863496]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5545.msg157805#msg157805 date=1255863096]<br />After RPBnimrod, a formerly well-known member here, reported it as a glitch, it became a meme.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Formerly well known, now never visits, is that correct?<br />[/quote]Yes. He might still have the rank of Development Team for GCL Version, unless it got deleted.<br />[/quote]<br />I thought the game was dead?<br />[/quote]That&#039;s what I was talking about when I was wondering if the rank was dead...<br />EDIT: And, for future reference, the rank exists, but RPB isn&#039;t in it.


subject: Re: DecDex-Decamark variation list (Melchior X)
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  More decamarks.<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/041C.png?t=1255913651[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 041C <br />[b]Name[/b]: Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number[/b]: ??? <br />[b]Level When Caught[/b]: 2 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0<br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No ability<br />[hr]<br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/041D.png?t=1255913721[/img]<br />[b]Hex[/b]: 041D <br />[b]Name[/b]: :Ã:Ã <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] 032 <br />[b]Level When Caught[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item When Caught[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No ability <br />PokÃ©dex entry shown when caught: Rattata&nbsp; Shows Nidoran (PokÃ©dex #032) as caught after catching [name]<br />[hr]<br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/041E.png?t=1255913827[/img]<br />[b]Hex[/b]: 041E <br />[b]Name[/b]: :Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] 000 <br />[b]Level When Caught[/b]: 4 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No ability<br />Shows Ratattaâ€™s entry when caught (PokÃ©mon it was masking)<br />[hr]<br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/041F.png?t=1255913942[/img]<br />[b]Hex[/b]: 041F <br />[b]Name[/b]: :Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] ??? <br />[b]Level When Caught[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item When Caught[/b]: PokÃ© Ball <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No ability<br />Shows no entry when caught (game thinks that itâ€™s been caught)<br />[hr]<br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/0420.png?t=1255914048[/img]<br />[b]Hex[/b]: 0420 <br />[b]Name[/b]: Ã:Ã:Ã <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b]: ??? <br />[b]Level When Caught[/b]: 4 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No ability<br />[hr]<br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/0421.png?t=1255914133[/img]<br />[b]Hex[/b]: 0421 <br />[b]Name[/b]: Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã:Ã <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] 001 <br />[b]Level When Caught[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No ability&nbsp; &nbsp; game thinks it has been caught (I started w/ Bulbasaur [PokÃ©dex #â€™s 001])<br />[hr]<br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/0422.png?t=1255914212[/img]<br />[b]Hex[/b]: 0422 <br />[b]Name[/b]: (no name [blank]) <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b]: 000 <br />[b]Level When Caught[/b]: 2 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No ability&nbsp; &nbsp; Rattataâ€™s PokÃ©dex entry shown (thatâ€™s what was masked)<br />[hr]<br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/0423.png?t=1255914333[/img]<br />[b]Hex[/b]: 0423 <br />[b]Name[/b]: (when attempting to nickname, game restarts) <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number[/b]: ??? <br />[b]Level When Caught[/b]: 2 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: Ability is Wonder Guard<br />[hr]<br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/0424.png?t=1255914426[/img]<br />[b]Hex[/b]: 0424 <br />[b]Name[/b]:(when attempting to nickname, game freezes) <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b]: ??? <br />[b]Level When Caught[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No Ability<br />[hr]<br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/0425.png?t=1255914500[/img]<br />[b]Hex[/b]: 0425 <br />[b]Name[/b]: (when attempting to nickname, game freezes) <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b]: ??? <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No Ability<br />[hr]<br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/0426.png?t=1255914574[/img]<br />[b]Hex[/b]: 0426 <br />[b]Name[/b]: :Ã€ Ã€Ã9 Ã‹Ã Ã‚Ã® Ã‚CE Ã‚Ãš <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] 000 <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: None <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 5&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No Ability<br />


subject: Re: Re:
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  [quote author=Zowayix link=topic=5391.msg157907#msg157907 date=1255909607]<br />Well, sometimes when I start Chrome it displays an error message saying not all features work in Windows 2000. Maybe that has something to do with it.<br />[/quote]<br />Chrome uses some undocumented Windows API voodoo that is apparently not available in 2000. See this http://arstechnica.com/security/news/2008/09/chrome-antics-did-google-reverse-engineer.ars


subject: Re: Re:
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  [quote author=Adrian Malacoda link=topic=5391.msg157919#msg157919 date=1255917961]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=5391.msg157907#msg157907 date=1255909607]<br />Well, sometimes when I start Chrome it displays an error message saying not all features work in Windows 2000. Maybe that has something to do with it.<br />[/quote]<br />Chrome uses some undocumented Windows API voodoo that is apparently not available in 2000. See this http://arstechnica.com/security/news/2008/09/chrome-antics-did-google-reverse-engineer.ars<br />[/quote]<br />Yeah, I figured it has some genuine reason for not working under 2000, but my point is Chrome seems to think it&#039;s running under 2000 and sending the wrong user agent.


subject: Re: caption the avatar above you
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  Guy still has Yellow.<br /><br />And think for a second, why don&#039;t youse?&nbsp; All a Gardevoir can say is her own name.


subject: Your Favorite Beatles Song
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  I dunno, I&#039;m debating between Here Comes the Sun or Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.<br /><br />So what&#039;s your favorite Beatles song?


subject: Re: WHAT IS THE GOLDEN GLOVE
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  [quote author=Glisp link=topic=5545.msg157618#msg157618 date=1255751103]<br /> Press select while in the 3rd and fourth generation PC Boxes and it will pick a pokemon up without a message box popping up.<br /><br />In generation 3, the orange glove can pick up multiple pokemon in a single PC box at once by holding down the A button while having it over a pokemon and moving it across other pokemon occupying the same PC box.<br /><br />I&#039;m not entirely sure about generation 4 as I tried getting the Orange Glove to select more than one pokemon in my Pearl version the other day and I couldn&#039;t.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Press Y.


subject: Re: DecDex-Decamark variation list (Melchior X)
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  Oh, for those that are ???, they usually have a pokedex screen when captured that gives a number, so record that if you can.<br /><br />(Which means almost always having a clear pokedex besides your starter)


subject: Re: DecDex-Decamark variation list (Melchior X)
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  When you say ???, you mean PokÃ©dex number, correct?<br /><br />And yeah, I don&#039;t think I&#039;ve even seen anything besides Bulbasaur, and I don&#039;t save after recording decamarks.


subject: Re: Team Rocket Strike again! Weird Pokemon, are appearing!
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  Andrew: [i]The first Jolteon I ever hated...[/i]<br /><br />*He walks into the Pokemon Center, being careful not to let any of the spikes in his face go any deeper*


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Guard 1: Everything appears clear here.<br /><br />Guard 2: Coffee break?<br /><br />Guard1: Yeah, it&#039;s nice to get away from that brat. 10years old and he&#039;s giving US orders.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  *A noice was heard*<br /><br />Yami: [i]Shit! It&#039;s because of that fat fucking Jolteon, torn open a wound on my side....[/i] *Is laying on his stomach, as he&#039;d fallen well more like slipped out of the tree*


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  *the guards go to inspect the noise*<br /><br />Andrew: [i]Oh no they don&#039;t...[/i]<br /><br />*He throws a couple of well-aimed rocks, and each rock knocks out one of the two guards, who were both now lying on the floor, stunned*<br /><br />(strange, my IP address seems to keep randomly changing each time the house loses power.)


subject: Re: DecDex-Decamark variation list (Melchior X)
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  Recheck all decamarks.&nbsp; If any happen to wobble like an egg or freeze the game when switching the stat pages, skip them/delete them.


subject: Re: DecDex-Decamark variation list (Melchior X)
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  I rechecked; all of them are fine.<br /><br />I&#039;ll do some more later; I&#039;m a little busy right now.


subject: Re: Press Ctrl+V or Cmd+V or whatever and post
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subject: Re:
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  SILLY STRING TIME!!!11!!<br /><br />[img]http://www.apartyshop.co.uk/acatalog/section_silly_string.jpg[/img]<br />


subject: Re:
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  [quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5391.msg157894#msg157894 date=1255904599]<br />Dancer you mean? :???:<br />[/quote]<br /><br />There&#039;s a running joke in my Latin class that &quot;saltatrix&quot; is the kiddie friendly word the Cambridge Latin Book uses for &quot;stripper&quot; (same goes for &quot;ancilla&quot;, except we inferred that they are free prostitutes.)<br /><br />[img]http://www.zeobrothers.com/inventory/UV-Canon.jpg[/img]<br /><br />And a UV light to compliment the brightly colored Silly String!


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg157736#msg157736 date=1255814464]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg157730#msg157730 date=1255809853]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157697#msg157697 date=1255805988]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157624#msg157624 date=1255756824]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg157613#msg157613 date=1255745864]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157609#msg157609 date=1255745118]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157563#msg157563 date=1255728578]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg157452#msg157452 date=1255689753]<br />Yeah, I have to define them, give the part of speech, 3 synonyms, and 1 antonym.<br />They&#039;re weird words, though; I easily have the best vocabulary in my grade of 200 students, yet I don&#039;t recognize some of these.<br /><br />Here&#039;s an example of what I have to do for each word (there are 20 words per set):<br /><br />[i]Bulwark- <br />A.	a strong support or protection<br />B.	noun<br />C.	barrier, protection, stronghold<br />D.	weak point[/i]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Sounds like the description of a condom! Or maybe a bra! XD <br /><br />Sorry for all of the recently perverted posts. I&#039;m horny today....<br />[/quote]<br /><br />XD<br /><br />I had to take the Vocab test today... I pwnd it&nbsp; :P<br />[/quote]<br /><br />My school doesn&#039;t do vocab. Probably because they think that we&#039;re good enough anyway. (A VERY private school.)<br />[/quote]<br />I&#039;m in one of the best public schools in my state. It&#039;s better than my former private school, but I&#039;m still bored out of my skull. Gah, why did they put me in Algebra 1?! It&#039;s just like Pre-Algebra, except you have to use &quot;Algebra Tiles&quot; and the teacher never tells us what we&#039;re supposed to be learning. I break pencils in that class.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />UNKNOWN OS<br /><br />What were you using to submit this post?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Probably DSi, because it is Opera 9.5.<br />[/quote]Yeah, DSi, since it showed up as that when I posted using it.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Yes, I was using my DSi. Funnily enough, it&#039;s faster than trying to use the family computer.<br /><br />Congratulations Zowayix on your sex change. Just be sure to use the correct bathroom.<br />


subject: Re: caption the avatar above you
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  &quot;Where&#039;d I put my iPod again? Oh, I&#039;m holding it.&quot;<br />Yeah, I ran out of ideas fort that one.<br /><br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=5477.msg157926#msg157926 date=1255962774]<br />Guy still has Yellow.<br /><br />And think for a second, why don&#039;t youse?&nbsp; All a Gardevoir can say is her own name.<br />[/quote]<br />Depending on whether or not you believe the anime or the games, Gardevoir can either use telepathy (due to being Psychic-type) or make the same silly little noises that all Pokemon make.


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because you made Malik lose the game too.<br /><br />[img]http://i33.tinypic.com/2igg28h.jpg[/img]<br /><br />I love Engrish subtitles!


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  I&#039;ll help him/her.<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/bathroompic.png?t=1255996806[/img]


subject: Re:
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  [quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=5391.msg158017#msg158017 date=1255991688]<br />SILLY STRING TIME!!!11!!<br /><br />[img]http://www.apartyshop.co.uk/acatalog/section_silly_string.jpg[/img]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />&lt;33 Catching fire to Sticky String.<br /><br />Well-lit match/cigarette lighter + Stick String = Fun.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ Slightly sucks, not fully.<br />&lt; Is frustrated because he just went through all of his posts in 2008 and realized he [i][u]was[/u][/i] an emotional little shit. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-<br />V Thought I was retarded back then?<br /><br /><br />(Thank God for ending teenager angst.)<br />777


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^I wasn&#039;t on GCL back than.<br />&lt;HAHA! I&#039;M GOING TO FUCK UP YOUR GLITCH POWER SO THAT IT&#039;S NO LONGER 7!<br />VWould you care if I did?


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: Wa
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  ^ In 2007 I would&#039;ve.<br />&lt; I picked up Crystal Version on Saturday afternoon. Back then I had my starter and two other pokemon and no badges. Today I have seven badges, two shinies (the Gyarados and that Magby you get from the Daycare), full team of 5 (plus HM slave) and I just caught Suicune last night.<br />V True or False: Wa has no life.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^True! [sarcasm]<br />&lt;What Magby? Curse my lack of Crystal knowledge. Please elaborate about the Magby.<br />V How many shinies have you randomly stumbled across?


subject: Re: The Corrupted Wish Game
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  Granted, but all it gives you is a lousy Lucky Cat. (Animal Crossing)<br /><br />I wish that Jason Mraz will die a slow and painful death. That&#039;s for polluting my favorite radio station with crappy music, you bastard!


subject: Re: Re:
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=5391.msg158019#msg158019 date=1255995088]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5391.msg157894#msg157894 date=1255904599]<br />Dancer you mean? :???:<br />[/quote]<br /><br />There&#039;s a running joke in my Latin class that &quot;saltatrix&quot; is the kiddie friendly word the Cambridge Latin Book uses for &quot;stripper&quot; (same goes for &quot;ancilla&quot;, except we inferred that they are free prostitutes.)<br />[/quote]<br />&quot;Pomatomus saltatrix&quot; is the scientific name of the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluefish]bluefish[/url] (which is, as its name implies, a marine animal that is colored blue. It [i]does[/i] literally mean &quot;[url=http://latinlexicon.org/definition.php?p1=1164552&amp;p2=s]dancing girl[/url]&quot; - I&#039;m not sure what that has to do with fish though). <br /><br />The text editor/programming tool that I use is also called [url=http://bluefish.openoffice.nl/]Bluefish[/url]. What a funny coincidence.


subject: Re: The Corrupted Wish Game
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  Granted, but that would go against the rules of the Corrupted Wish game, thus it cannot be granted.<br /><br />I wish that sentence was shorter.


subject: Re: The Corrupted Wish Game
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  Granted.<br /><br />[quote author=:56 ERROR link=topic=7.msg158042#msg158042 date=1255998700]<br />Granted.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Now it looks like you granted my wish&nbsp; :P


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: Wa
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  ^ Caught 4; a shiny Larvitar in LeafGreen, a [url=http://i36.tinypic.com/28qvuqg.jpg]shiny Zubat[/url] in Pokemon Pinball (yes, that is it; more proof that I have no life), of course that Gyarados and finally the aforementioned Magby (which is given to you as an egg by the Daycare couple in Crystal.)<br />&lt; I also have dozens of AR&#039;d shinies, but they just aren&#039;t the same.<br />V Can/will go to the America Arceus event at Toys R Us this November? I am.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^Nope. Never have gone to those legendary PokÃ©mon events, never will.<br />&lt; They have shinies in Pinball?! I never knew that. As an afterthought, you should consider yourself lucky. Not once have I caught a shiny that was not cheated excluding the Red Gyrados.<br />V Favorite Generation (of PokÃ©mon)?


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ I&#039;m currently stuck between III and II. IV is meh and I is just annoying to play at all.<br />&lt; Luckily I had a Togepi with me when I encountered that Larvitar, because if I didn&#039;t have it&#039;s various status inflicting moves I might have been forced to use my Master Ball.<br />V Ever heard of Cake?


subject: Re: Re:
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  [quote author=Adrian Malacoda link=topic=5391.msg158040#msg158040 date=1255998566]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=5391.msg158019#msg158019 date=1255995088]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5391.msg157894#msg157894 date=1255904599]<br />Dancer you mean? :???:<br />[/quote]<br /><br />There&#039;s a running joke in my Latin class that &quot;saltatrix&quot; is the kiddie friendly word the Cambridge Latin Book uses for &quot;stripper&quot; (same goes for &quot;ancilla&quot;, except we inferred that they are free prostitutes.)<br />[/quote]<br />&quot;Pomatomus saltatrix&quot; is the scientific name of the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluefish]bluefish[/url] (which is, as its name implies, a marine animal that is colored blue. It [i]does[/i] literally mean &quot;[url=http://latinlexicon.org/definition.php?p1=1164552&amp;p2=s]dancing girl[/url]&quot; - I&#039;m not sure what that has to do with fish though). <br /><br />The text editor/programming tool that I use is also called [url=http://bluefish.openoffice.nl/]Bluefish[/url]. What a funny coincidence.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />By the by, them&#039;s good eats. The fish, I mean.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158050#msg158050 date=1256000351]<br />It&#039;s called a toilet, you damn yanks.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a bathroom, Aussie.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158051#msg158051 date=1256000412]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158050#msg158050 date=1256000351]<br />It&#039;s called a toilet, you damn yanks.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a bathroom, Aussie.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s called a door.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Wa
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  [quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158052#msg158052 date=1256000957]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158051#msg158051 date=1256000412]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158050#msg158050 date=1256000351]<br />It&#039;s called a toilet, you damn yanks.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a bathroom, Aussie.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s called a door.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a baÃ±o, gringo.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158053#msg158053 date=1256001158]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158052#msg158052 date=1256000957]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158051#msg158051 date=1256000412]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158050#msg158050 date=1256000351]<br />It&#039;s called a toilet, you damn yanks.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a bathroom, Aussie.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s called a door.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a baÃ±o, gringo.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />But you live in America. I think.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158054#msg158054 date=1256001310]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158053#msg158053 date=1256001158]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158052#msg158052 date=1256000957]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158051#msg158051 date=1256000412]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158050#msg158050 date=1256000351]<br />It&#039;s called a toilet, you damn yanks.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a bathroom, Aussie.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s called a door.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a baÃ±o, gringo.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />But you live in America. I think.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Si, but I&#039;m close enough to the Mexican border that half my friends speak Spanish as a native language.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158055#msg158055 date=1256002310]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158054#msg158054 date=1256001310]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158053#msg158053 date=1256001158]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158052#msg158052 date=1256000957]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158051#msg158051 date=1256000412]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158050#msg158050 date=1256000351]<br />It&#039;s called a toilet, you damn yanks.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a bathroom, Aussie.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s called a door.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a baÃ±o, gringo.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />But you live in America. I think.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Si, but I&#039;m close enough to the Mexican border that half my friends speak Spanish as a native language.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Ah, so you live in California. (Or something. But from what you&#039;ve said, I&#039;m pretty sure you live there.)


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote=Wa&#039;s Profile Page]Santa Barbara[/quote]<br /><br />I&#039;ve always known where Santa Barbara is.


subject: Re: Your Favorite Beatles Song
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  Fun fact: [b]L[/b]ucy in the [b]S[/b]ky with [b]D[/b]iamonds stands for something.&nbsp; Can you guess what?


subject: Re: What song are you listening to right now?
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  Miku Hatsune -- The Disappearance of Miku Hatsune, changed to Miku Hatsune -- March of the Volunteers


subject: Re: caption the avatar above you
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  [quote author=Zowayix link=topic=5477.msg158021#msg158021 date=1255995518]<br />&quot;Where&#039;d I put my iPod again? Oh, I&#039;m holding it.&quot;<br />Yeah, I ran out of ideas fort that one.<br /><br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=5477.msg157926#msg157926 date=1255962774]<br />Guy still has Yellow.<br /><br />And think for a second, why don&#039;t youse?&nbsp; All a Gardevoir can say is her own name.<br />[/quote]<br />Depending on whether or not you believe the anime or the games, Gardevoir can either use telepathy (due to being Psychic-type) or make the same silly little noises that all Pokemon make.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I believe both, but for the purposes of this game, only the latter applies.<br /><br />e: &quot;Nya~?&quot;


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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  Unfortunately, some random idiot tried to uninstall Miku Hatsune and did not do it the right way, and his computer blew up.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  First off, I dont care because if me and you, axaj, got in a fight, I would annihilate you. but this is the internet, nothing really matters. Second, how are you going to apoligize to everyone else except those whom you insulted?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=peachY link=topic=3088.msg158066#msg158066 date=1256005307]<br />First off, I dont care because if me and you, axaj, got in a fight, I would annihilate you. but this is the internet, nothing really matters. Second, how are you going to apoligize to everyone else except those whom you insulted?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />So you don&#039;t care that I offended you...&nbsp; Yet you made a topic about how rude I was?<br /><br />I don&#039;t really understand your second question either...&nbsp; Could you please extrapolate?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158068#msg158068 date=1256007171]<br />Axaj, you just need to leave peachY alone.<br />[/quote]<br />Agree. He did nothing to you; [b]especially[/b] after what I posted at the beginning of October, you have no reason to be a dick to him.<br /><br />If I see anything more from you about Peachy your WOM goes up to 35.


subject: Re: Press Ctrl+V or Cmd+V or whatever and post
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Ð’Ð°Ð¼ Ð½ÑƒÐ¶Ð½Ð¾ Ð±Ñ‹Ñ‚ÑŒ ÑƒÐ±Ð¸Ñ‚Ñ‹Ð¼, Ð½Ð¾ Ð½Ð¸ÐºÑ‚Ð¾ Ð¼Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÑ‚ Ð¿Ð¾Ð»ÑƒÑ‡Ð¸Ñ‚ÑŒ Ð¾ÑÐ²Ð¾Ð±Ð¾Ð¶Ð´Ð°Ð½Ð½Ñ‹Ð¼ Ð²Ð°Ñ Ð¿Ð¾Ñ‚Ð¾Ð¼Ñƒ Ñ‡Ñ‚Ð¾ Ñ„ÐµÑ€Ð·ÑŒ Ð½Ð°ÑÐ»Ð°Ð¶Ð´Ð°ÐµÑ‚ÑÑ Ð²Ð°ÑˆÐµÐ¹ Ð·Ñ€ÐµÐ»Ð¸Ñ‰Ð½Ð¾ÑÑ‚ÑŒÑŽ.<br />Ð”ÐµÑÑÑ‚-Ð¨ÐµÑÑ‚Ð½Ð°Ð´Ñ†Ð°Ñ‚Ð¾Ðµ Ð¼ÐµÑÑ‚Ð¾ - Ð´Ð²Ð¾Ñ€Ñ†Ð¾Ð²Ñ‹Ðµ ÑÑ‚Ñ€Ð°Ð¶Ð¸: Ð’Ñ‹ &quot;Ð·Ð°Ñ‰Ð¸Ñ‚Ð¸Ñ‚Ðµ&quot; Ð´Ð²Ð¾Ñ€ÐµÑ†, Ð½Ð¾ Ð²Ñ‹ Ð²ÑÐµ Ð¿ÑƒÐº Ð¸Ð´Ð¸Ð¾Ñ‚Ð¾Ð².<br />Ð’ Ð´Ñ€ÑƒÐ³Ð¾Ð¼ Ð¼ÐµÑÑ‚Ðµ - ÑÐµÐ»ÑÐ½Ð¸Ð½: Zug Zug.<br />ÐžÑ‚ÐºÐ°Ð· Ð·Ð°Ð²ÐµÑ€ÑˆÐ¸Ñ‚ÑŒ ÑÑ€Ð°Ð¶ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ðµ: ÐœÐµÑ€Ñ‚Ð²Ð¾ (Ð¿Ð¾Ñ‚ÐµÑ€Ð¸ Ð½ÐµÐ²ÐµÐ·ÑƒÑ‡ÐµÑÑ‚Ð¸)<br /><br />General Rules<br />Ð­Ñ‚Ð¾Ñ‚ Ñ‚ÑƒÑ€Ð½Ð¸Ñ€ Ð²Ð¿Ð¾Ð»Ð½Ðµ Ð¾ÑÐ½Ð¾Ð²Ð°Ð½ Ð½Ð° Ð²ÐµÐ·ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ð¸.<br />Ð’Ñ‹ ÑÐ¾Ð³Ð»Ð°ÑˆÐ°ÐµÑ‚ÐµÑÑŒ Ñ‡Ñ‚Ð¾ Ð²Ñ‹ Ð½Ðµ Ð¼Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÑ‚Ðµ ÑÑƒÐº Ð¸ Ð·Ð°ÑÑ‚Ð¾Ð½Ð°Ñ‚ÑŒ Ð¾ Ð½ÐµÐ²ÐµÐ·ÑƒÑ‡ÐµÑÑ‚Ð¸ Ð² ÑÑ‚Ð¾Ð¼ Ñ‚ÑƒÑ€Ð½Ð¸Ñ€Ðµ Ð´Ð¾Ð»Ð¶Ð½Ð¾Ð¼ Ðº Ð²Ñ‹ÑˆÐµÑƒÐºÐ°Ð·Ð°Ð½Ð½Ð¾Ð¼Ñƒ Ð¾Ð¿Ñ€Ð¾Ð²ÐµÑ€Ð¶ÐµÐ½Ð¸ÑŽ.<br />Ð¢ÑƒÑ€Ð½Ð¸Ñ€ Ð’Ð°Ð¹Ð¾Ð¼Ð¸Ð½Ð³ Ð´Ð²Ð¾Ð¹Ð½Ð¾Ðµ Ð¸ÑÐºÐ»ÑŽÑ‡ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ðµ, ÑÐ°Ð¼Ñ‹Ðµ Ð»ÑƒÑ‡ÑˆÐ¸Ðµ 2 Ð¸Ð· 3 ÑÐ¾Ð¿Ñ€ÑÐ³Ð°ÐµÑ‚ Ñ‚Ð¸Ð¿ Ð¸Ð³Ñ€Ñ‹.<br />ÐŸÑ€ÐµÐ´ÐµÐ» Ñ€Ð°Ð·Ð¼ÐµÑ€Ð° Ð½Ðµ Ð¸Ð¼ÐµÑŽÑ‰Ð¸Ð¹ÑÑ. 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subject: Dream Portal
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  http://dream-portal.net/<br /><br />Dream Portal is a portal system designed to function with SMF (Simple Machines Forum).<br /><br />It is coded using AJAX, an XML+Javascript system that lets developers create streamlined but detailed pages to display information. It is easily configurable, using a simple drag-and-drop placing method for the different modules, or blocks of information, which allows a user to display all the desired information with very little effort.<br /><br />Users can also create and save multiple layouts by name, allowing use of different layouts for different membergroups, users, or simply the ability to change between several different configurations at will.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: glitchhunter09
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  [quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158052#msg158052 date=1256000957]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158051#msg158051 date=1256000412]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158050#msg158050 date=1256000351]<br />It&#039;s called a toilet, you damn yanks.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a bathroom, Aussie.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s called a door.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called your mom! Oh! Burn! <br /><br />I&#039;m sorry but you gave me an opening for a mom joke. I just had to do it as it has been a very long time since I&#039;ve done one of those. XD<br /><br />No offense intended.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Zowayix
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  [quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg158076#msg158076 date=1256016915]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158052#msg158052 date=1256000957]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158051#msg158051 date=1256000412]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158050#msg158050 date=1256000351]<br />It&#039;s called a toilet, you damn yanks.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a bathroom, Aussie.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s called a door.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called your mom! Oh! Burn! <br /><br />I&#039;m sorry but you gave me an opening for a mom joke. I just had to do it as it has been a very long time since I&#039;ve done one of those. XD<br /><br />No offense intended.<br />[/quote]<br />That&#039;s okay. I just had to do your mum though, as it&#039;s been a very long time since I&#039;ve done one of your mums.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: GARYM9
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  [quote author=tachi link=topic=3088.msg158012#msg158012 date=1255991049]<br />he had a sex change XD<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Why the hell are you using IE 6?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: glitchhunter09
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  [quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158077#msg158077 date=1256031841]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg158076#msg158076 date=1256016915]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158052#msg158052 date=1256000957]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158051#msg158051 date=1256000412]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158050#msg158050 date=1256000351]<br />It&#039;s called a toilet, you damn yanks.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called a bathroom, Aussie.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s called a door.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It&#039;s called your mom! Oh! Burn! <br /><br />I&#039;m sorry but you gave me an opening for a mom joke. I just had to do it as it has been a very long time since I&#039;ve done one of those. XD<br /><br />No offense intended.<br />[/quote]<br />That&#039;s okay. I just had to do your mum though, as it&#039;s been a very long time since I&#039;ve done one of your mums.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Ouch! How many moms do you think I have? lol.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: GARYM9
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  Yay for a fever of 101.8 F.<br /><br />Last night, it was like 103. something F at 7:35 so I quickly hopped in the shower to try to cool my self down and then went to bed with wet, cold rags.&nbsp; It must have got much worse some time around 9 or 10 o clock because around that time I thought I was some Greek City-State ruler who was building up his city-state by climbing things so I was trying to climb things in my bed. &gt;_&gt;<br /><br />Edit: Well, I seem to be at 98 F now. :D


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
poster_name: Ketsuban
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  Unfortunately (at least to Zowayix), the botched uninstall made Miku Hatsune real.[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=4695.msg158073#msg158073 date=1256012573]<br />inb4 vocaloidfanboys<br />[/quote]<br />&lt;-- too late


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
poster_name: ?????(000)
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  Steve: If you want bad, I&#039;ll show you bad. There&#039;s this pervert glitch who often shows up to piss me off.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
poster_name: ?????(000)
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  (Actually, my brother turned on the lights in the garden shed, and my bedroom, plus the internet connection went out for a few minutes. But it&#039;s really cool how the IP address changes, probably a little annoying for Admins though.)<br /><br />*Andrew sneaks over to where Yami had fallen*<br /><br />Andrew: [size=1]What happened? why did you fall Yami?[/size]


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  Sunlight: [i]I never said I&#039;d help a brap like you. I SAID you wonder why you&#039;re getting ignore, that is NOT offering. I DID offer, you didn&#039;t want it, so tough shit.[/i]


subject: Re: Your Favorite Beatles Song
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  [quote author=Axaj link=topic=5551.msg158061#msg158061 date=1256002949]<br />Fun fact: [b]L[/b]ucy in the [b]S[/b]ky with [b]D[/b]iamonds stands for something.&nbsp; Can you guess what?<br />[/quote]Don&#039;t start.<br />[hr]<br />I don&#039;t really listen to old music myself.


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  It is prohibited because Engrish is not posted.<br /><br />(translation: Banned for not posting Engrish)


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  (Well, you JUST gave away why your IP changes so you just blew your &quot;hiding&quot; place, Andrew. XD)<br /><br />Yami: I&#039;m bleeding, because of that fucking fat Jolteon.


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Christina: Don&#039;t like the storm?<br /><br />*Lightning flashes*<br /><br />*Christina didn&#039;t seem bothered*


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  (I thought I might as well be honest and explain why it changes all the time.)<br /><br />Andrew: He is fat, yeah. If he were mine, he&#039;d be a lot lighter. He&#039;s like, twice the weight he should.


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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  Fortunately, I get Kaito to drag her away screaming, then get on your couch and have a well deserved rest for a job well done.


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
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  (I did reply to this.)<br /><br />Aqua: I know of Glitchey, and I IGNORE him. He WANTS you to get mad at him so he can tease you, idiot.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158081#msg158081 date=1256051006]<br />It must have got much worse some time around 9 or 10 o clock because around that time I thought I was some Greek City-State ruler who was building up his city-state by climbing things so I was trying to climb things in my bed. &gt;_&gt;<br />[/quote]<br /><br />A couple of months ago I was sick with a fever and could not fall asleep. I thought (while in bed) that I was with all of the kids in my German class, and we were playing soccer. As a result, I kept shifting back and forth between the ends of my bed. It was odd.


subject: Re: South Park/Pokemon RPG
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  Wendy: Well don&#039;t. A lot of things Have NOTHING to do with you. You are NOT with that nosy Absol anymore.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  (Most wouldn&#039;t, if they want to reman &quot;hidden&quot; from others who are annoying.)<br /><br />Yami: *Sighs as he weakly sighs up*


subject: Re: Decamark Researcher Signup Thread
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3493.msg157799#msg157799 date=1255845541]<br />Yes, except when extended hacker does work, edit all stats of your posts.<br /><br />*Promotes*<br />[/quote]<br />I believe the error is caused by the Visual Basic runtime in Vista having a lack of legacy support (Look, I did something)<br /><br />I&#039;ll look into it....probably<br />I would have PM&#039;d you but your name screws the system seemingly. Plus it is actually more relevant to AngrySmurf


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
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  Steve: He won&#039;t be doing much after I was done with him. Tore him to bits, literally. Surprised he was still moaning with pain.


subject: Re: Decamark Researcher Signup Thread
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  Why is nearly every forum/wiki apostrophe racist? :\<br /><br />Edit: I&#039;ve found a way around it, message GARYM9 instead of GARY &#039;M 9 and it&#039;ll send the message to me without any problems


subject: Re: GARY 'M 9's Sprite Thread
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  Sorry for the third double post, I was waiting for someone else to post but I guess the thread is a little inactive. Just came in to check on the sprite&#039;s progression since it was almost done the last time I came to check.


subject: Re: GARY 'M 9's Sprite Thread
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  [color=red]Can&#039;t you be a little more patient? Amazing work there Gary, I haven&#039;t seen anything that impressive in a long time. Your art work Gary is very amazing.


subject: Re: Your Favorite Beatles Song
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  [quote author=Axaj link=topic=5551.msg158061#msg158061 date=1256002949]<br />Fun fact: [b]L[/b]ucy in the [b]S[/b]ky with [b]D[/b]iamonds stands for something.&nbsp; Can you guess what?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Yes, I can. Perhaps a girl named Lucy in a picture drawn by a child? MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP LISTENING TO FALSE RUMORS, HM?


subject: Re: GARY 'M 9's Sprite Thread
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  Oh shit, I forgot about that due to school and other things. &gt;_&gt;<br /><br />Anyway, I did work on the expression and things a little more. (and Almost done meant the base head and body work since tacking on arms and legs are pretty much like making shapes.)<br /><br />(This is just basic shading and shape just as a basis for me to work with)<br /><br />[img]http://i34.tinypic.com/rbi91z.png[/img]<br /><br />


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  [font=unifont]Andrew: Take is easy now. I know we&#039;re getting Kira back, but try not to kill yourself while doing so.[/font]


subject: Re: GARY 'M 9's Sprite Thread
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  [quote author=Mutou Yami link=topic=3684.msg158144#msg158144 date=1256071902]<br />[color=red]Can&#039;t you be a little more patient? Amazing work there Gary, I haven&#039;t seen anything that impressive in a long time. Your art work Gary is very amazing.<br />[/quote]<br />I... I didn&#039;t mean it like that. I just wanted to see the progress. And I agree, good work Gary.<br /><br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3684.msg158148#msg158148 date=1256072514]<br />Oh s**t, I forgot about that due to school and other things. &gt;_&gt;<br /><br />Anyway, I did work on the expression and things a little more. (and Almost done meant the base head and body work since tacking on arms and legs are pretty much like making shapes.)<br /><br />(This is just basic shading and shape just as a basis for me to work with)<br /><br />[img]http://i34.tinypic.com/rbi91z.png[/img]<br />[/quote]<br />Oh, lol. Glad I reminded you then, but I understand, and it&#039;s no problem. I can wait. I&#039;m glad it got so far at this point though, and thanks for sticking with it so long, I really appreciate it :)


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
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  Aqua: *Headbutting the wall*<br /><br />Yami: You pisses you off because he knows you will ATTACK him, and you attack him, he TRICKS you into attacking him.


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Spikes: Pretty much. You&#039;ve let your Pokemon side get too bad, and you&#039;ve lost your human knowledge.


subject: Re: Decamark Researcher Signup Thread
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  [quote author=Newo link=topic=3493.msg158132#msg158132 date=1256069591]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3493.msg157799#msg157799 date=1255845541]<br />Yes, except when extended hacker does work, edit all stats of your posts.<br /><br />*Promotes*<br />[/quote]<br />I believe the error is caused by the Visual Basic runtime in Vista having a lack of legacy support (Look, I did something)<br /><br />I&#039;ll look into it....probably<br />I would have PM&#039;d you but your name screws the system seemingly. Plus it is actually more relevant to AngrySmurf<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Is there anything I can do to bypass the problem, or do you (Newo) actually have to mess with the program yourself?


subject: Re: Decamark Researcher Signup Thread
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  There is a way you can get it to run, but it gets a bit complicated.<br /><br />Follow this: http://windowsxp.mvps.org/comdlg32.htm<br /><br />and then since you&#039;re running vista, READ THE ITALICIZED TEXT/LINK IN THE TEXT first.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  I recently got over a virus that lasted multiple weeks. It was just a normal virus luckily, lasting a while just &#039;cause I&#039;m 14 and all.


subject: Re: The Corrupted Wish Game
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  Granted, he is now both of those things.<br /><br />I wish that school wasn&#039;t mind-numbingly boring.


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because that&#039;s hardly Engrish. Just look at what my GBA SP case says:<br /><br />[quote=Wa&#039;s GBA SP case]The case that a gamemachine is protected safety[/quote]<br /><br />I&#039;ve been trying to figure out where they went wrong for years.


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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  Fortunately, a nuclear warhead from North Korea coincidentally annihilates them, effectively ending the feud.


subject: Re: The Corrupted Wish Game
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  Wish granted -- you now have a horrible migraine, as your mind is no longer numb.<br /><br />I wish that I could get GPULife to work.


subject: Re: Your Favorite Beatles Song
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  [quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=5551.msg158145#msg158145 date=1256072284]<br />[quote author=Axaj link=topic=5551.msg158061#msg158061 date=1256002949]<br />Fun fact: [b]L[/b]ucy in the [b]S[/b]ky with [b]D[/b]iamonds stands for something.&nbsp; Can you guess what?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Yes, I can. Perhaps a girl named Lucy in a picture drawn by a child? MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP LISTENING TO FALSE RUMORS, HM?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I dunno.&nbsp; That&#039;s [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_in_the_Sky_with_Diamonds]just what I heard[/url], seems plausible enough.&nbsp; [Before I get anyone angry, hurt, or offended (like what has happened far too many times in the past), I have nothing against the Beatles.&nbsp; I don&#039;t particularly like their music, but I have absolutely [b]nothing[/b] against them or anyone (presumably many people) who likes their music.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158081#msg158081 date=1256051006]<br />Yay for a fever of 101.8 F.<br /><br />Last night, it was like 103. something F at 7:35 so I quickly hopped in the shower to try to cool my self down and then went to bed with wet, cold rags.&nbsp; It must have got much worse some time around 9 or 10 o clock because around that time I thought I was some Greek City-State ruler who was building up his city-state by climbing things so I was trying to climb things in my bed. &gt;_&gt;<br /><br />Edit: Well, I seem to be at 98 F now. :D<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I&#039;m glad that you&#039;re feeling better. Being delirious is really strange. One time I woke up at around four in the morning, then became utterly convinced that a Vulcan and a cowboy were having a heated debate about 325 cans of soda. I could nearly hear them!<br />


subject: Re: The Corrupted Wish Game
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  Granted, but your computer stops working.<br /><br />I wish SHODAN wasn&#039;t a power-hungry bitch.


subject: Re: Dream Portal
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  [quote author=ccbtimewiz link=topic=5552.msg158075#msg158075 date=1256013627]Dream Portal is a [b]portal system designed to function with SMF (Simple Machines Forum).[/b]<br />[/quote]


subject: Re: Dream Portal
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  Sorry for being such a n00b, but I don&#039;t exactly know what a portal is.&nbsp; To the best of my knowledge, it&#039;s a page that links to many other pages on the site.&nbsp; I&#039;m not so sure that&#039;s correct.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158188#msg158188 date=1256086918]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158081#msg158081 date=1256051006]<br />Yay for a fever of 101.8 F.<br /><br />Last night, it was like 103. something F at 7:35 so I quickly hopped in the shower to try to cool my self down and then went to bed with wet, cold rags.&nbsp; It must have got much worse some time around 9 or 10 o clock because around that time I thought I was some Greek City-State ruler who was building up his city-state by climbing things so I was trying to climb things in my bed. &gt;_&gt;<br /><br />Edit: Well, I seem to be at 98 F now. :D<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I&#039;m glad that you&#039;re feeling better. Being delirious is really strange. One time I woke up at around four in the morning, then became utterly convinced that a Vulcan and a cowboy were having a heated debate about 325 cans of soda. I could nearly hear them!<br /><br />[/quote]<br /><br />Dang, the best I&#039;ve got is when I started referring to myself (in my head) as someone else in the third person (using he, his, him, etc.).&nbsp; It took me about 10 minutes of wondering who I was thinking about before I realized it was me.


subject: Re: Dream Portal
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  Dream Portal allows you to extend a forum into more so a &quot;website&quot;. You can add custom pages, create articles and display them on a &quot;homepage&quot;, and add &quot;modules&quot; around the articles to make it feel more integrated.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158194#msg158194 date=1256091270]<br />Fevers give you free hallucinations? Cool.<br />Note to self: Get fever<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What would you hallucinate about? (Rhetorical.)


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158198#msg158198 date=1256092577]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158194#msg158194 date=1256091270]<br />Fevers give you free hallucinations? Cool.<br />Note to self: Get fever<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What would you hallucinate about? (Rhetorical.)<br />[/quote]<br />Probably hentai, no doubt.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158199#msg158199 date=1256093983]<br />answering Brocco Guy&#039;s question<br />[/quote]<br /><br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158198#msg158198 date=1256092577]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158194#msg158194 date=1256091270]<br />Fevers give you free hallucinations? Cool.<br />Note to self: Get fever<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What would you hallucinate about? [b](Rhetorical.)[/b]<br />[/quote]<br />


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Axaj
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  [quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158199#msg158199 date=1256093983]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158198#msg158198 date=1256092577]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158194#msg158194 date=1256091270]<br />Fevers give you free hallucinations? Cool.<br />Note to self: Get fever<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What would you hallucinate about? (Rhetorical.)<br />[/quote]<br />[b]Probably[/b] hentai, [b]no doubt[/b].<br />[/quote]


subject: Re: Dream Portal
poster_name: Axaj
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  [quote author=ccbtimewiz link=topic=5552.msg158197#msg158197 date=1256091768]<br />Dream Portal allows you to extend a forum into more so a &quot;website&quot;. You can add custom pages, create articles and display them on a &quot;homepage&quot;, and add &quot;modules&quot; around the articles to make it feel more integrated.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Very interesting -- I can see some major uses for this!&nbsp; I would assume that you are part of this project, correct?


subject: Re: Dream Portal
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  [quote author=Axaj link=topic=5552.msg158203#msg158203 date=1256096956]<br />[quote author=ccbtimewiz link=topic=5552.msg158197#msg158197 date=1256091768]<br />Dream Portal allows you to extend a forum into more so a &quot;website&quot;. You can add custom pages, create articles and display them on a &quot;homepage&quot;, and add &quot;modules&quot; around the articles to make it feel more integrated.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Very interesting -- I can see some major uses for this!&nbsp; I would assume that you are part of this project, correct?<br />[/quote]<br />I believe he is the creator of that portal, yes.<br /><br />On a related note - the old glitchcity.net was powered by Tiny Portal, which was one of the first portals of this kind for SMF. Back then Tiny Portal was in a very early stage of development (I was in fact a beta tester for TP)<br /><br />Edit: [url=http://web.archive.org/web/20050409001453/www.glitchcity.net/index.php]Wayback Machine link[/url] for the historically oriented


subject: Re: GARY 'M 9's Sprite Thread
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  [color=red]Yes, but by keep bugging him won&#039;t get anything quicker, okay. Things like this take time, and the time pays off, I mean it&#039;s half done, and it looks incredible already. Yeah, school does make you forget something like this, it&#039;s happend to me.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157321#msg157321 date=1255621601]<br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />[/quote]win[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157293#msg157293 date=1255575801]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157291#msg157291 date=1255574686]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157282#msg157282 date=1255571120]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157281#msg157281 date=1255568731]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157280#msg157280 date=1255568500]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157276#msg157276 date=1255567196]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157273#msg157273 date=1255566775]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157270#msg157270 date=1255566279]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157251#msg157251 date=1255561482]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157223#msg157223 date=1255554713]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157200#msg157200 date=1255548112]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157043#msg157043 date=1255446956]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157038#msg157038 date=1255416126]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157034#msg157034 date=1255404861]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157031#msg157031 date=1255402497]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg157016#msg157016 date=1255393838]<br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br />[/quote]<br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br />[/quote]<br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br />[/quote]<br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br />[/quote]<br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />[/quote]I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br />[/quote]That&#039;s news to me.<br />[/quote]<br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br />[/quote]<br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br />[/quote]<br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />[/quote]And adding some fixing


subject: Re: Decamark Researcher Signup Thread
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  Alright, I have the program up and running, but now I have a stupid question: How do I use it? Right now all I can do is stare at it; I can&#039;t type or move in any of the sections. Are you suppossed to type, or is there another method you need to use to get the base stats?


subject: Re: GARY 'M 9's Sprite Thread
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  [quote author=Mutou Yami link=topic=3684.msg158208#msg158208 date=1256098175]<br />[color=red]Yes, but by keep bugging him won&#039;t get anything quicker, okay. Things like this take time, and the time pays off, I mean it&#039;s half done, and it looks incredible already. Yeah, school does make you forget something like this, it&#039;s happend to me.<br />[/quote]<br />I&#039;m not trying to bug him, and I am patient. Look at the time away from each post I made checking up on him for the sprite. I do this in moderation just to see how it&#039;s going, not to rush him. In fact&nbsp; make it very clear he has all the time in the world. On another note, I believe it was pretty lucky I came to check up on him since he was busy with other things and he forgot. That happens sometimes, and not receiving a response for a few weeks made me realize that, but I wasn&#039;t sure. I came to check up on things and not to bug anyone.


subject: Re: GARY 'M 9's Sprite Thread
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  [color=red]The rules state, that posting more than once in your own thread, and he does have to deal with school work, a lot of people do. I thought a spriter I knew, at another forum was good, Gary beats her hands down. The way the eyes look it sort of looks like it&#039;s in a foul mood, but very nicely done.


subject: Re: Dream Portal
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  [quote author=Adrian Malacoda link=topic=5552.msg158205#msg158205 date=1256097080]<br />[quote author=Axaj link=topic=5552.msg158203#msg158203 date=1256096956]<br />[quote author=ccbtimewiz link=topic=5552.msg158197#msg158197 date=1256091768]<br />Dream Portal allows you to extend a forum into more so a &quot;website&quot;. You can add custom pages, create articles and display them on a &quot;homepage&quot;, and add &quot;modules&quot; around the articles to make it feel more integrated.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Very interesting -- I can see some major uses for this!&nbsp; I would assume that you are part of this project, correct?<br />[/quote]<br />I believe he is the creator of that portal, yes.<br /><br />On a related note - the old glitchcity.net was powered by Tiny Portal, which was one of the first portals of this kind for SMF. Back then Tiny Portal was in a very early stage of development (I was in fact a beta tester for TP)<br /><br />Edit: [url=http://web.archive.org/web/20050409001453/www.glitchcity.net/index.php]Wayback Machine link[/url] for the historically oriented<br />[/quote]<br /><br />:O<br /><br />You should totally use Dream Portal when it releases. 


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  [center]Banned because of the following<br />[img]http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2007/322/0/e/Fck_Stamp_by_QueenNothing20.jpg[/img][/center]


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Brandon: Hey, I got some fairly decent grades!<br /><br />(English: D+, Maths: D+, Science: F, I.T.: F History: C, Geography: C-, Music: A-, Drama: B)


subject: Re: Team Rocket Strike again! Weird Pokemon, are appearing!
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  -After the spikes were removed-<br /><br />Andrew: Thanks Nurse Chansey. Wish I could pay you back, but I guess I can&#039;t.


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Angel: Happy or not, it&#039;s still a GOOD IDEA to KEEP SOME Human knowledge, like time to stop pissing me off.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Yami: How I can I die, if I&#039;m IMMORTAL, and the fact I PICKED UP tha fat fuck, and it TORE the stitches you dumbass!


subject: Re: Dream Portal
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  We have no need for a portal at this time (we are currently using a custom-built CMS that I&#039;m getting ready to release and are right now transitioning to MediaWiki). Thanks for the offer, though. I might find some use for it in the future.


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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  Fortunately Gardevoir is attractive, to some extent.<br /><br />(She&#039;s #20 on my top 100 attractive females)


subject: Re: Decamark Researcher Signup Thread
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  [quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3493.msg158212#msg158212 date=1256123579]<br />Alright, I have the program up and running, but now I have a stupid question: How do I use it? Right now all I can do is stare at it; I can&#039;t type or move in any of the sections. Are you suppossed to type, or is there another method you need to use to get the base stats?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Well, firstly it helps to go File--&gt;Load ROM--&gt;select the ROM (In your case, Pokemon Fire Red), then scroll down the list of Pokemon names until you find numbers, select the numbers that correspond with the HEX values of the glitch you&#039;re doing, and then look at the base stats and take note of them.<br /><br />EDIT: Damn keyboard. 


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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  Unfortunately, I want to know who&#039;s #1-19.<br /><br />e: Also, in an upcoming [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(party_game)]Mafia[/url] game of mine, Gardevoir is a member of the Mafia.


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Kira: The only ones I was good at was music (playing the Recorder), and IT.<br /><br />(I used to be very good at that. I used to watch a animated film and I&#039;d play the song along with the TV. Hell now a days I&#039;f love to sit in my room and play along with songs like Lugia&#039;s Song if I had a Recorder.)


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Angel: I can read more than you can. I can read Japanese, English, Egyptian. Not in order, but I can read them three.


subject: Re: Decamark Researcher Signup Thread
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  Yes, load the ROM then SCROLL (emphasis on scroll as quick jumps may crash) to your hex. (It&#039;d be best to have a scroll wheel mouse, but the down button on your keyboard&#039;s okay too.)<br /><br />Base Stats will popup in the text fields beside stat labels.&nbsp; Get the numbers from there and move them over to your data to post. <br /><br />Also, NEVER HIT SAVE ROM!


subject: Re: South Park/Pokemon RPG
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  Yami: He was nosy and thought things that has nothing to do has to do with him. It&#039;ll get him killed.


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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  Fortunately, I say to the whole internet that my top 20 favorite girls are:<br /><br />1)My own character, a Mightyena Pokemorph called Lily<br />2)Teto Kasane<br />3)Yuki Nagato<br />4)Tsuruya-san<br />5)&quot;Mutou Yami&quot;, member of these forums and the one who inspired me to make my own forums AND start up Pokemon sprites<br />6)Mikuru Asahina<br />7)Konata Izumi<br />8)Haruhi Suzumiya<br />9)Aya Hirano (Singer, voice actor of Haruhi and Konata)<br />10)Jenella, a girl I know<br />11)Suzy, another girl I know<br />12)Miku Hatsune<br />13)Rin Kagamine<br />14)Gym Leader Sabrina<br />15)Gym Leader Erika<br />16)Princess Peach<br />17)The Pokemon Ninetales<br />18)My own Character, a Poochyena Pokemorph named Terra<br />19)Alexa, a girl at my school<br />20)The Pokemon Gardevoir


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Axaj link=topic=3088.msg158202#msg158202 date=1256096855]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158199#msg158199 date=1256093983]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158198#msg158198 date=1256092577]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158194#msg158194 date=1256091270]<br />Fevers give you free hallucinations? Cool.<br />Note to self: Get fever<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What would you hallucinate about? (Rhetorical.)<br />[/quote]<br />[b]Probably[/b] hentai, [b]no doubt[/b].<br />[/quote]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />This is why I love this forum.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158283#msg158283 date=1256162980]<br />[quote author=Axaj link=topic=3088.msg158202#msg158202 date=1256096855]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158199#msg158199 date=1256093983]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158198#msg158198 date=1256092577]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158194#msg158194 date=1256091270]<br />Fevers give you free hallucinations? Cool.<br />Note to self: Get fever<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What would you hallucinate about? (Rhetorical.)<br />[/quote]<br />[b]Probably[/b] hentai, [b]no doubt[/b].<br />[/quote]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />This is why I love this forum.<br />[/quote]<br />Praymid, Lawnmover, now this?<br /><br />MEME CITY LABS


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158284#msg158284 date=1256163790]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158283#msg158283 date=1256162980]<br />[quote author=Axaj link=topic=3088.msg158202#msg158202 date=1256096855]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158199#msg158199 date=1256093983]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg158198#msg158198 date=1256092577]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158194#msg158194 date=1256091270]<br />Fevers give you free hallucinations? Cool.<br />Note to self: Get fever<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What would you hallucinate about? (Rhetorical.)<br />[/quote]<br />[b]Probably[/b] hentai, [b]no doubt[/b].<br />[/quote]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />This is why I love this forum.<br />[/quote]<br />Praymid, Lawnmover, now this?<br /><br />MEME CITY LABS<br />[/quote]<br /><br />No, this is around the third time somebody has said Definitely... probably.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158287#msg158287 date=1256172205]<br />Ahh crap, back up to 99.5 F...<br />[/quote]<br />I had a 102.3 when I had my flu.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158287#msg158287 date=1256172205]<br />Ahh crap, back up to 99.5 F...<br />[/quote]<br /><br />My sister has a fever at about the same.<br />Hope you feel better.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158287#msg158287 date=1256172205]<br />Ahh crap, back up to 99.5 F...<br />[/quote]O_O<br />wat<br />There is someone on gamefaqs with 2 different flues...


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=4695.msg158282#msg158282 date=1256162444]<br />Fortunately, I say to the whole internet that my top 20 favorite girls are:<br /><br />3)Yuki Nagato<br />4)Tsuruya-san<br />5)&quot;Mutou Yami&quot;, member of these forums and the one who inspired me to make my own forums AND start up Pokemon sprites<br />6)Mikuru Asahina<br />8)Haruhi Suzumiya<br />9)Aya Hirano (Singer, voice actor of Haruhi and Konata)<br />[/quote]<br />Haruhi Suzumiya &gt; All girls/boys/otherwise, IMO.<br /><br /><br />Unfortunately, it is valid because it has Suzumiya-san in it.


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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  Unfortunately, you put unfortunately when you were supposed to say fortunately, which invalidates the list somehow.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ Yes. They go well with spicy tuna.<br />&lt; My first ever shiny was my beloved chicken nugget-colored Geodude that I caught in LG. I trained it and never made it evolve. But then, the save file got corrupted and my beloved little shiny was lost forever. He will remain in my heart always.<br />V So, ya excited for the english version of HeartGold/SoulSilver?<br />


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  It&#039;s Ar-see-us, actually. Games are more canon than promotional material.<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=AU&amp;hl=en-GB&amp;v=o7KM0HwlrJ4 (skip to about 2:20)<br />I couldn&#039;t actually find any evidence of the incorrect pronunciation on pokemon.com, anyway 


subject: Re: Decamark Researcher Signup Thread
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  [img]http://apublicdefender.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/facepalm.jpg[/img]<br /><br />Yes, that&#039;s directed at me. I never noticed the &#039;File&#039; button up in the corner until now. Boy, am I dumb.<br /><br />Anyways, I&#039;ll start editing my old posts right now.<br /><br />EDIT: From approximately Hex 0250 on, the base stats are 0 for everything. Is this normal?


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ No, but the rest of the franchise has no hold on me.<br />&lt; Whenever I see any new children&#039;s animated movies that are based off of old cartoons (e.g. Tom &amp; Jerry) in the store, I comment on how good shows are now being milked for all the revenue they can grab.<br />V Shares my opinion on the above?


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because `1234567890-=qwertyuiop&#91;]asdfghjkl;&#039;#\zxcvbnm,./Â¬!&quot;Â£$%^&amp;*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}ASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM&lt;&gt;? are all the things I can type normally on my keyboard.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Andrew&#039;s brother: Well, look what I found. My brother Andrew, and some retard.<br /><br />Andrew: *Not even looking at him* shut up Alex, you&#039;re not part of this argument.<br /><br />Alex: Am I not? Well, you happen to be surrounded. I only have to give the order and they&#039;ll shoot.


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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  [quote author=Zowayix link=topic=4695.msg158304#msg158304 date=1256187625]<br />Unfortunately, you put unfortunately when you were supposed to say fortunately, which invalidates the list somehow.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fortunately, it was a simulpost, so nothing happens.


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
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  Aqua: *She slaps him with her tail hard enough to cause pain/tears* STOP TRYING TO LIE OUT OF THIS! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CAN&#039;T ACCPET THE TRUTH! GO GET KILLED THEN! THE MORE FATTER YOU GET BECAUSE OF GARETH, YOU. WILL. DIE!


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Kira: You don&#039;t pay attention or going to the wrong school. You DON&#039;T have what I have, so there fore you should get help. I never had any.


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Spikes: She&#039;s become a Pokemon before, but she KEPT her Pokemon side under control to KEEP her human knowledge.


subject: Re: South Park/Pokemon RPG
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  Yami: Not if he&#039;s pissing others off for wanting to know PERSONAL thing, that has NOTHING to do with him.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Yami: Heh, you wish. HO-OH! SACRED FIRE!<br /><br />*Ho-Oh had come from its ball and unleashes Sacred Fire on them with the guns, leaving the allies unharmed*


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  I&#039;ve also heard ar-kay-us (like Po-[b]kay[/b]-mon)<br /><br />I personally use ar-see-us, though.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh shit.)


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because you can&#039;t type Ã©, â”´, â•¤, â•“, â†“...<br /><br />Wait, you can make arrows with alt codes? I never knew that! Awesome! â†“â†‘â†’â†


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg158343#msg158343 date=1256234467]<br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh shit.)<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Alex: *Glares at Yami* Y... you&#039;ll pay for that! Wait until the boss sets Groudon on you! You&#039;ll be sorry then!<br /><br />*He turns and runs before anyone can react*


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Kira: I sucked at Art, Science, English, due to the fact I would get writers block, but IT and Music I was only good at.


subject: Re: South Park/Pokemon RPG
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  Yami: *Yawns*<br />___________________________________________________<br />Guard: You&#039;re not going anywhere.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Andrew: I... I never thought I had to tell you this... but there was a time where I was one of Team Magma... I... I was one of the few people able to use the power of the blue and red orbs... I... I was the one forced to awaken Groudon... you remember? When Hoenn was having that strange weather?


subject: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [color=red]Lately I&#039;ve been having problems, with Windows Updates. I&#039;ve had four and four have &quot;failed&quot;, where an Update for Windows Defender was sucessful, yet these four won&#039;t installed. I don&#039;t know what to do.


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
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  Aqua: *Hits him again* SHE IS AN [B]EXPERT[/B]! SHE [B]KNOWS[/B] WHAT SHE&#039;S DOING! I&#039;M GONNA TELL HER TO LET. YOU. DIE.


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=5554.msg158376#msg158376 date=1256239779]<br />http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/<br /><br />Open that with INTERNET EXPLORER 7/8 only.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What would happen if one were to open it with another web browser, or when they don&#039;t need any updates?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158211#msg158211 date=1256110663]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157321#msg157321 date=1255621601]<br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />[/quote]win[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157293#msg157293 date=1255575801]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157291#msg157291 date=1255574686]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157282#msg157282 date=1255571120]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157281#msg157281 date=1255568731]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157280#msg157280 date=1255568500]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157276#msg157276 date=1255567196]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157273#msg157273 date=1255566775]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157270#msg157270 date=1255566279]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157251#msg157251 date=1255561482]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157223#msg157223 date=1255554713]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157200#msg157200 date=1255548112]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157043#msg157043 date=1255446956]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157038#msg157038 date=1255416126]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157034#msg157034 date=1255404861]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157031#msg157031 date=1255402497]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg157016#msg157016 date=1255393838]<br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br />[/quote]<br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br />[/quote]<br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br />[/quote]<br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br />[/quote]<br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />[/quote]I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br />[/quote]That&#039;s news to me.<br />[/quote]<br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br />[/quote]<br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br />[/quote]<br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />[/quote]And adding some fixing<br />[/quote]<br />And a little more fixing with some duck tape.


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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  Fortunately,<br /><br />[img]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Chuck_Norris_Approves.gif[/img]


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [color=red]Here&#039;s the history, on what&#039;s failed.<br /><br />[IMG]http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh317/GlitchHunterMutouYami/WindowsUpdateHistory.png[/img]


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5554.msg158382#msg158382 date=1256240400]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=5554.msg158376#msg158376 date=1256239779]<br />http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/<br /><br />Open that with INTERNET EXPLORER 7/8 only.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What would happen if one were to open it with another web browser, or when they don&#039;t need any updates?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />It wouldn&#039;t work.<br /><br />It just wouldn&#039;t update.<br /><br />[quote author=Mutou Yami link=topic=5554.msg158389#msg158389 date=1256240678]<br />[color=red]Here&#039;s the history, on what&#039;s failed.<br />http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh317/GlitchHunterMutouYami/WindowsUpdateHistory.png<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Yeah, those would all be fixed if you installed them on IE7/8 with that site I gave you.<br /><br />http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [color=red]I fucking hate Vista so much, but Mac PCs, and Lunix PCs cost so much here in England, where they&#039;re cheaper out there in America, as the prices are different, and England is terrible.<br /><br />Edit: They still fail. I think it&#039;s the updates, as my PC has been getting the same three updates my laptop is getting and they fail as well. It&#039;s the updates,


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because we should use these arrows for the ^,&gt;, V game. (Alt codes are 536 for â†‘, 537 for â†“, 538 for â†’, and 539 for â†) 


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Andrew: *sighs* looks like we both had a - wait, she captured it? She&#039;s the one who stopped Hoenn getting worse?


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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  Unfortunately, Chuck Norris sucks and is unfunny.<br /><br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=4695.msg158329#msg158329 date=1256229431]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=4695.msg158304#msg158304 date=1256187625]<br />Unfortunately, you put unfortunately when you were supposed to say fortunately, which invalidates the list somehow.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fortunately, it was a simulpost, so nothing happens.<br />[/quote]<br />Check the post times. There&#039;s a 4 hour difference.


subject: Re: What song are you listening to right now?
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  EnigmaEvocative - U.N. OWEN IS SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE WHEN IT&#039;S BASED ON THE MISERY OF MILLIONS<br /><br />Yeah... YTPMVs are weird sometimes.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158346#msg158346 date=1256235852]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg158343#msg158343 date=1256234467]<br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh shit.)<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.<br />[/quote]<br />Quote pyramid, you say?


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  Uh, is there an H in Arceus?<br /><br />No.<br /><br />Therefore, the official pronunciation stands.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158404#msg158404 date=1256244582]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158346#msg158346 date=1256235852]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg158343#msg158343 date=1256234467]<br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh s**t.)<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.<br />[/quote]<br />Quote pyramid, you say?<br />[/quote]Yep<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158386#msg158386 date=1256240474]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158211#msg158211 date=1256110663]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157321#msg157321 date=1255621601]<br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />[/quote]win[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157293#msg157293 date=1255575801]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157291#msg157291 date=1255574686]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157282#msg157282 date=1255571120]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157281#msg157281 date=1255568731]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157280#msg157280 date=1255568500]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157276#msg157276 date=1255567196]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157273#msg157273 date=1255566775]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157270#msg157270 date=1255566279]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157251#msg157251 date=1255561482]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157223#msg157223 date=1255554713]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157200#msg157200 date=1255548112]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157043#msg157043 date=1255446956]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157038#msg157038 date=1255416126]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157034#msg157034 date=1255404861]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157031#msg157031 date=1255402497]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg157016#msg157016 date=1255393838]<br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br />[/quote]<br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br />[/quote]<br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br />[/quote]<br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br />[/quote]<br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />[/quote]I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br />[/quote]That&#039;s news to me.<br />[/quote]<br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br />[/quote]<br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br />[/quote]<br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />[/quote]And adding some fixing<br />[/quote]<br />And a little more fixing with some duck tape.<br />[/quote]And some nails


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  [quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=5553.msg158409#msg158409 date=1256250089]<br />I always call it, Ar-cuk-es.<br />[/quote]I&#039;m sorry, but WTF


subject: Re: Team Rocket Return! This time they aren't alone!
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  Yami: She wouldn&#039;t. We don&#039;t care about you. Until you stop this childish bullshit, we might.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Yami: She did. It was all over the news, on how she stopped Hoenn from going to the way it was because of you, even though she nearly died, from dehydration.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158412#msg158412 date=1256253034]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158404#msg158404 date=1256244582]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158346#msg158346 date=1256235852]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg158343#msg158343 date=1256234467]<br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh s**t.)<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.<br />[/quote]<br />Quote pyramid, you say?<br />[/quote]Yep<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158386#msg158386 date=1256240474]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158211#msg158211 date=1256110663]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157321#msg157321 date=1255621601]<br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />[/quote]win[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157293#msg157293 date=1255575801]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157291#msg157291 date=1255574686]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157282#msg157282 date=1255571120]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157281#msg157281 date=1255568731]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157280#msg157280 date=1255568500]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157276#msg157276 date=1255567196]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157273#msg157273 date=1255566775]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157270#msg157270 date=1255566279]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157251#msg157251 date=1255561482]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157223#msg157223 date=1255554713]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157200#msg157200 date=1255548112]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157043#msg157043 date=1255446956]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157038#msg157038 date=1255416126]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157034#msg157034 date=1255404861]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157031#msg157031 date=1255402497]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg157016#msg157016 date=1255393838]<br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br />[/quote]<br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br />[/quote]<br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br />[/quote]<br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br />[/quote]<br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />[/quote]I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br />[/quote]That&#039;s news to me.<br />[/quote]<br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br />[/quote]<br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br />[/quote]<br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />[/quote]And adding some fixing<br />[/quote]<br />And a little more fixing with some duck tape.<br />[/quote]And some nails<br />[/quote]<br />No nuts and bolts? *shot*


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  banned because *puts in IPod* &quot;Kill the zombies by shooting them in the head they cant eat you if you make them dead, shoot the zombies, shoot the zombies, shoot the zombies HEY!&quot;


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [quote author=Mutou Yami link=topic=5554.msg158392#msg158392 date=1256243503]<br />...and Lunix PCs cost so much here in England...<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I still don&#039;t understand what you mean about it costing more.&nbsp; Money-wise, it&#039;s cheaper.&nbsp; It most likely takes more time and energy, so if that&#039;s the case, I understand completely (however, I would still like for you to clarify).


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ Very much so.<br />&lt; I have a slight chance to become famous among the fans (for lack of a better word) of a certain mathematical interest.<br />V Has every had a chance to be mildly famous?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158423#msg158423 date=1256255284]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158412#msg158412 date=1256253034]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158404#msg158404 date=1256244582]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158346#msg158346 date=1256235852]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg158343#msg158343 date=1256234467]<br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh s**t.)<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.<br />[/quote]<br />Quote pyramid, you say?<br />[/quote]Yep<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158386#msg158386 date=1256240474]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158211#msg158211 date=1256110663]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157321#msg157321 date=1255621601]<br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />[/quote]win[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157293#msg157293 date=1255575801]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157291#msg157291 date=1255574686]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157282#msg157282 date=1255571120]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157281#msg157281 date=1255568731]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157280#msg157280 date=1255568500]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157276#msg157276 date=1255567196]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157273#msg157273 date=1255566775]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157270#msg157270 date=1255566279]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157251#msg157251 date=1255561482]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157223#msg157223 date=1255554713]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157200#msg157200 date=1255548112]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157043#msg157043 date=1255446956]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157038#msg157038 date=1255416126]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157034#msg157034 date=1255404861]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157031#msg157031 date=1255402497]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg157016#msg157016 date=1255393838]<br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br />[/quote]<br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br />[/quote]<br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br />[/quote]<br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br />[/quote]<br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />[/quote]I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br />[/quote]That&#039;s news to me.<br />[/quote]<br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br />[/quote]<br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br />[/quote]<br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />[/quote]And adding some fixing<br />[/quote]<br />And a little more fixing with some duck tape.<br />[/quote]And some nails<br />[/quote]<br />No nuts and bolts? *shot*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />No, but plenty of rivets and welding.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158431#msg158431 date=1256260240]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158423#msg158423 date=1256255284]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158412#msg158412 date=1256253034]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158404#msg158404 date=1256244582]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158346#msg158346 date=1256235852]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg158343#msg158343 date=1256234467]<br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh s**t.)<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.<br />[/quote]<br />Quote pyramid, you say?<br />[/quote]Yep<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158386#msg158386 date=1256240474]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158211#msg158211 date=1256110663]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157321#msg157321 date=1255621601]<br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />[/quote]win[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157293#msg157293 date=1255575801]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157291#msg157291 date=1255574686]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157282#msg157282 date=1255571120]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157281#msg157281 date=1255568731]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157280#msg157280 date=1255568500]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157276#msg157276 date=1255567196]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157273#msg157273 date=1255566775]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157270#msg157270 date=1255566279]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157251#msg157251 date=1255561482]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157223#msg157223 date=1255554713]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157200#msg157200 date=1255548112]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157043#msg157043 date=1255446956]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157038#msg157038 date=1255416126]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157034#msg157034 date=1255404861]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157031#msg157031 date=1255402497]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg157016#msg157016 date=1255393838]<br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br />[/quote]<br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br />[/quote]<br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br />[/quote]<br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br />[/quote]<br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />[/quote]I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br />[/quote]That&#039;s news to me.<br />[/quote]<br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br />[/quote]<br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br />[/quote]<br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />[/quote]And adding some fixing<br />[/quote]<br />And a little more fixing with some duck tape.<br />[/quote]And some nails<br />[/quote]<br />No nuts and bolts? *shot*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />No, but plenty of rivets and welding.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Don&#039;t we have a game for this?


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because the bastard administrators on another forum actually burninated me for saying I&#039;m not gay when, in fact, that is the truth.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  Good thing I&#039;m not an admin. If I were, chances are I&#039;d pull a Tweaker and Trash the quote Pyramid and all its related posts because I found it &quot;offensive&quot; and &quot;Threatening&quot;. (Note: I&#039;m poking fun at Tweaker because this is really how he is.) <br /><br />Also TWEAKER TANTRUM: FUCK YOU ITS CANCELLED *kicks everyone off the IRC in a fit of rage* (Silly Sonic Community meme based on Tweaker&#039;s behavior on an IRC Channel. He actually will kick you from the IRC for just about anything. He&#039;ll often say that line when he does it too!) <br /><br />There&#039;s also TWEAKER&#039;S FAULT, but that&#039;s another story.


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  [quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=5553.msg158417#msg158417 date=1256253659]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=5553.msg158409#msg158409 date=1256250089]<br />I always call it, Ar-cuk-es.<br />[/quote]I&#039;m sorry, but WTF<br />[/quote]<br />That&#039;s me, I&#039;m weird.


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  [quote author=Sir Puppum Hat link=topic=3088.msg158432#msg158432 date=1256260778]<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158431#msg158431 date=1256260240]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158423#msg158423 date=1256255284]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158412#msg158412 date=1256253034]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158404#msg158404 date=1256244582]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158346#msg158346 date=1256235852]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg158343#msg158343 date=1256234467]<br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh s**t.)<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.<br />[/quote]<br />Quote pyramid, you say?<br />[/quote]Yep<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158386#msg158386 date=1256240474]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158211#msg158211 date=1256110663]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157321#msg157321 date=1255621601]<br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />[/quote]win[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157293#msg157293 date=1255575801]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157291#msg157291 date=1255574686]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157282#msg157282 date=1255571120]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157281#msg157281 date=1255568731]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157280#msg157280 date=1255568500]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157276#msg157276 date=1255567196]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157273#msg157273 date=1255566775]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157270#msg157270 date=1255566279]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157251#msg157251 date=1255561482]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157223#msg157223 date=1255554713]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157200#msg157200 date=1255548112]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157043#msg157043 date=1255446956]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157038#msg157038 date=1255416126]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157034#msg157034 date=1255404861]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157031#msg157031 date=1255402497]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg157016#msg157016 date=1255393838]<br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br />[/quote]<br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br />[/quote]<br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br />[/quote]<br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br />[/quote]<br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />[/quote]I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br />[/quote]That&#039;s news to me.<br />[/quote]<br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br />[/quote]<br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br />[/quote]<br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />[/quote]And adding some fixing<br />[/quote]<br />And a little more fixing with some duck tape.<br />[/quote]And some nails<br />[/quote]<br />No nuts and bolts? *shot*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />No, but plenty of rivets and welding.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Don&#039;t we have a game for this?<br />[/quote]<br />Yes, but it failed.


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  Linux is free, dumbass. kidding. The Lenovo site has laptops with Opensuse(linux) if thats what you mean.


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  Windows 7 seems a lot like Vista to me. But I&#039;ve only had it a few hours.<br /><br />Still I had problems like that on my old laptop.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158441#msg158441 date=1256263739]<br />[quote author=Sir Puppum Hat link=topic=3088.msg158432#msg158432 date=1256260778]<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158431#msg158431 date=1256260240]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158423#msg158423 date=1256255284]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158412#msg158412 date=1256253034]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158404#msg158404 date=1256244582]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158346#msg158346 date=1256235852]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg158343#msg158343 date=1256234467]<br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh s**t.)<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.<br />[/quote]<br />Quote pyramid, you say?<br />[/quote]Yep<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158386#msg158386 date=1256240474]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158211#msg158211 date=1256110663]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157321#msg157321 date=1255621601]<br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />[/quote]win[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157293#msg157293 date=1255575801]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157291#msg157291 date=1255574686]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157282#msg157282 date=1255571120]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157281#msg157281 date=1255568731]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157280#msg157280 date=1255568500]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157276#msg157276 date=1255567196]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157273#msg157273 date=1255566775]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157270#msg157270 date=1255566279]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157251#msg157251 date=1255561482]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157223#msg157223 date=1255554713]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157200#msg157200 date=1255548112]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157043#msg157043 date=1255446956]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157038#msg157038 date=1255416126]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157034#msg157034 date=1255404861]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157031#msg157031 date=1255402497]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg157016#msg157016 date=1255393838]<br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br />[/quote]<br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br />[/quote]<br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br />[/quote]<br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br />[/quote]<br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />[/quote]I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br />[/quote]That&#039;s news to me.<br />[/quote]<br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br />[/quote]<br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br />[/quote]<br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />[/quote]And adding some fixing<br />[/quote]<br />And a little more fixing with some duck tape.<br />[/quote]And some nails<br />[/quote]<br />No nuts and bolts? *shot*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />No, but plenty of rivets and welding.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Don&#039;t we have a game for this?<br />[/quote]<br />Yes, but it failed.<br />[/quote]Make it again?<br />On another note:<br />[spoiler3][img]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7497/wumbo.jpg[/img][spoiler3]<br />I made that because someone on gamefaqs responded to my joke topic asking what the M on mario&#039;s hat stood for saying &quot;It&#039;s set to M for Mini. You gotta flip it over to W for Wumbo.&quot;<br />Also, anyone have any idea HOW to make a spoiler?


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [color=red]Vista sucks, Windows sucks. I managed to get it to finally upgrade to Service Pack 2, but the stupid three useless updates for Microsoft Office (never use it and my PC had lost that 6 years ago when it was first wiped), they can&#039;t be that important if they fail. What I was trying to say, that trying to find a Lunix/Mac built PC/laptop in the UK, that doesn&#039;t cost an arm and a leg, would be like trying to find a needle in a haystack. We have Windows Vista over here in the UK and it&#039;s useless! Windows 7 is going to be a failure like Vista, because Microsoft has too many holes, and this is why we have too many viruses, where Lunix and the Macs got 0.


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  IMO, the only reason Microsoft gets attacked by so many viruses is because most people know that Windows is the #1 OS in terms of quantity: more people use Windows than any other OS.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  Yeah, it&#039;s [spoiler][/spoiler], but spoilers don&#039;t come with RC 1.2- they&#039;re an extra feature, Abwayax is going to install the mod that creates spoilers in the near (or far) future, but right now, they are unpostabale. If you type that code, it will automatically change to a spoiler when Ab installs the mod.


subject: Re: DecDex-Decamark variation list (Melchior X)
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  [img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/0427.png?t=1256295626[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 0427 <br />[b]Name[/b]: Ã® Ã‚CE Ã‚Ãš <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] ??? <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: none&nbsp; <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No Ability<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/0428.png?t=1256295757[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 0428 <br />[b]Name[/b]: (game freeze when attempting to nickname)<br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] ??? <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: none&nbsp; <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No Ability<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/0429.png?t=1256295886[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 0429<br />[b]Name[/b]: (game freeze when attempting to nickname)<br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] ??? <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: none&nbsp; <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No Ability<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/042A.png?t=1256557953[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 042A<br />[b]Name[/b]: (game freeze when attempting to nickname)<br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] 000 <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: none&nbsp; <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No Ability<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/042B.png?t=1256558059[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 042B<br />[b]Name[/b]: (game freeze when attempting to nickname)<br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] ??? <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: Repeat Ball&nbsp; <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No Ability&nbsp; &nbsp;  Type-Accuracy/Normal (see screenshot)<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/042C.png?t=1256558190[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 042C<br />[b]Name[/b]: (game freeze when attempting to nickname)<br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] ??? <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: none&nbsp; <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No Ability<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/042D.png?t=1256558420[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 042D<br />[b]Name[/b]: (game freeze when attempting to nickname)<br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] 000 <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 4 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: none&nbsp; <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: Ability is Natural Cure<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/042E-1.png?t=1256744409[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 042E<br />[b]Name[/b]: (game freeze when attempting to nickname)<br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] 016 <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 3 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: none&nbsp; <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]:No Ability<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/042F.png?t=1256744461[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 042F<br />[b]Name[/b]: (game freeze when attempting to nickname)<br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] ??? <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 2 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: none&nbsp; <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]:No Ability&nbsp;  strange way to enter type (see screenshot)<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/0430.png?t=1256295966[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 0430<br />[b]Name[/b]: (game freeze when attempting to nickname)<br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] ??? <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 4 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: none&nbsp; <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No Ability<br />[hr]<br /><br />[img]http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt39/angrysmurfdecamarking/0431.png?t=1256296080[/img]<br /><br />[b]Hex[/b]: 0431<br />[b]Name[/b]: wÃ® Ã™Ã‚ Ã®Ã®ÃºÃ Ã³CEÃ‚&nbsp; <br />[b]PokÃ©dex Number.[/b] 000 <br />[b]Encounter Level[/b]: 4 <br />[b]Held Item[/b]: none&nbsp; <br /><br />[u]Base Stats[/u]<br />[b]HP[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Defense[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Speed[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Attack[/b]: 0&nbsp; [b]Special Defense[/b]: 0 <br /><br />[u]Starting Moves[/u]<br />[list]<br />[li]Struggle[/li]<br />[/list]<br /><br />[i]Freezing Stats[/i]: No <br />[i]Notes[/i]: No Ability<br />


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  [quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5553.msg158390#msg158390 date=1256242098]<br />Staying true to the name origin, Ar-kay-us makes the most sense.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I agree with Tombstoner. &quot;Arceus&quot; is in fact directly taken from Latin (from &quot;arc[h]&quot;, a common root which I&#039;m not entirely certain about, and &quot;deus&quot;, meaning &quot;god&quot;) and there are no soft letters in that language.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  *shamelessly ignores quote pyramid*<br /><br />Yesterday I joined the list of GCLF members who are currently ill. While I seem to only have a mild cold, yesterday afternoon was just like one of those nightmares where you know that something strange is going on (in my case, the entirety of the universe seemed to conspire against me in English), but whenever you try to tell anybody that they think that you&#039;re nuts. Finally I realized that I was just dizzy as all hell, and skipped half my homework. Now I have a sore throat, but at least there&#039;s no fever. Besides, no school = win in nearly any situation.


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because why the hell did you join that forum anyways?<br /><br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=386.msg158393#msg158393 date=1256244011]<br />Banned because we should use these arrows for the ^,&gt;, V game. (Alt codes are 536 for â†‘, 537 for â†“, 538 for â†’, and 539 for â†) <br />[/quote]<br /><br />Also banned because many devices/operating systems have no Alt codes (but I can still type some weird crap on this one: Â§â™­Î¼Îžâ—ŽÂ¿âˆž)


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158451#msg158451 date=1256276055]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158441#msg158441 date=1256263739]<br />[quote author=Sir Puppum Hat link=topic=3088.msg158432#msg158432 date=1256260778]<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158431#msg158431 date=1256260240]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158423#msg158423 date=1256255284]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158412#msg158412 date=1256253034]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158404#msg158404 date=1256244582]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158346#msg158346 date=1256235852]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg158343#msg158343 date=1256234467]<br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh s**t.)<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.<br />[/quote]<br />Quote pyramid, you say?<br />[/quote]Yep<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158386#msg158386 date=1256240474]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158211#msg158211 date=1256110663]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157321#msg157321 date=1255621601]<br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />[/quote]win[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157293#msg157293 date=1255575801]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157291#msg157291 date=1255574686]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157282#msg157282 date=1255571120]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157281#msg157281 date=1255568731]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157280#msg157280 date=1255568500]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157276#msg157276 date=1255567196]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157273#msg157273 date=1255566775]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157270#msg157270 date=1255566279]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157251#msg157251 date=1255561482]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157223#msg157223 date=1255554713]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157200#msg157200 date=1255548112]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157043#msg157043 date=1255446956]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157038#msg157038 date=1255416126]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157034#msg157034 date=1255404861]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157031#msg157031 date=1255402497]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg157016#msg157016 date=1255393838]<br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br />[/quote]<br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br />[/quote]<br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br />[/quote]<br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br />[/quote]<br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />[/quote]I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br />[/quote]That&#039;s news to me.<br />[/quote]<br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br />[/quote]<br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br />[/quote]<br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />[/quote]And adding some fixing<br />[/quote]<br />And a little more fixing with some duck tape.<br />[/quote]And some nails<br />[/quote]<br />No nuts and bolts? *shot*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />No, but plenty of rivets and welding.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Don&#039;t we have a game for this?<br />[/quote]<br />Yes, but it failed.<br />[/quote]Make it again?<br />On another note:<br />[spoiler3][img]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7497/wumbo.jpg[/img][spoiler3]<br />I made that because someone on gamefaqs responded to my joke topic asking what the M on mario&#039;s hat stood for saying &quot;It&#039;s set to M for Mini. You gotta flip it over to W for Wumbo.&quot;<br />Also, anyone have any idea HOW to make a spoiler?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t think that mod&#039;s in yet, but SpongeBob ftw.


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [color=red]To be honest, I wouldn&#039;t call it #1 if it keeps having these pointless updates that &quot;fail&quot; where everytime they encounter an unknown error [b]everytime[/b].


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
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  Yami: You don&#039;t like it because she doesn&#039;t let you get your own way, because you was spoiled.<br /><br />Aqua: *She attacks him in like a furry attack*


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
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  Moonlight: *Changes the channel*<br /><br />Sunlight: I hate clifhanging.<br /><br />Moonlight: Tell me about it. Just when it&#039;s getting exisiting, they cut you off.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Yami: You was stupid enough NOT to take her advice! You JOINED them bastards, and nearly killed your friend because YOU NEVER TAKE any advice she gives!


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [color=red]I already told you I can&#039;t without a XP CD, and if I did, I&#039;d lose all my stuff. Windows 7 is going to be like Vista with the endless updates, because it sucks.


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
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  *They both watch something else*<br /><br />Sunlight: Sounds like the Rockets are getting what they deserved.<br /><br />Moonlight: Yep.


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Kira: The maths got harder to me, where others were on I think different sort of books I ws on, and got no help.


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Spikes: Maybe I was wrong.<br /><br />Angel: I don&#039;t see how.<br /><br />Spikes: *Explains*<br /><br />Angel: ...


subject: Re: South Park/Pokemon RPG
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  Guard: I HAVEN&#039;T murdered nor try to. This is called JUSTISE, you brake the law you PAY for it. DON&#039;T do the CRIME, if you CAN&#039;T do the time.


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=5554.msg158454#msg158454 date=1256294102]<br />IMO, the only reason Microsoft gets attacked by so many viruses is because most people know that Windows is the #1 OS [b]in terms of quantity[/b]: more people use Windows than any other OS.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />A.K.A.-More people attack Windows because there are more Windows computers out there.


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [quote author=Mutou Yami link=topic=5554.msg158452#msg158452 date=1256283593]<br />[color=red]Lunix and the Macs got 0. (Viruses)[/color]<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Ignorance is bliss I guess.


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [color=red]God sake Jolteon, the guy who was trying to repair my old laptop said if he did managed to get the screen working, and tried to turn the PC from Vista to XP, he said that all stuff would be [b]lost[/b]. I told you before about that. Old systems tend to outlast these moden day systems, my 98 lasted 9 years. The updates are still failing, I went to the site like you said Gary, but nothing&#039;s worked. I got the Service Pack to install but these updates for Office System, but I keep getting Code Error 646, so I just give up.


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Kira: I want to murder him.<br /><br />Yami: You have a lot to learn. Kira&#039;s curse effects her COMMUICATION. Plus, they SAW she was struggling they offered NO help because they couldn&#039;t be bothered to understand her.


subject: Re: South Park/Pokemon RPG
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  Female Guard: *Explains*<br />______________________________________<br />Yami: *Asleep on the sofa with Sammy across his chrest with Shadow across his lap*


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
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  Kira: *Throws Steve out of the house* I WILL NOT have you here! Until you accpet you are NOT A HUMAN BEING, anf the fact I WILL NOT treat you like a HUMAN, you can live on the streets!


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
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  *A Shiny Leafeon, with two Jolteons, as one has blue eyes, and the other has green then they jump onto the couch*


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Ho-Oh: *Slaps him with his wing*<br />_____________________________________________<br />Kira: *Enters Groudons chamber*


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=5553.msg158458#msg158458 date=1256310086]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5553.msg158390#msg158390 date=1256242098]<br />Staying true to the name origin, Ar-kay-us makes the most sense.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I agree with Tombstoner. &quot;Arceus&quot; is in fact directly taken from Latin (from &quot;arc[h]&quot;, a common root which I&#039;m not entirely certain about, and &quot;deus&quot;, meaning &quot;god&quot;) and there are no soft letters in that language.<br />[/quote]<br />I thought it was taken from Greek.


subject: Re: Anyone uses Facebook here?
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  [quote author=Axaj link=topic=5528.msg157499#msg157499 date=1255713922]<br />[quote author=tachi link=topic=5528.msg157490#msg157490 date=1255710006]<br />Darn it PeachYs back!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Wow, harsh.<br />[/quote]<br />You know what? Stop dissing on him! You may have something personal against him, but the whole world/forum doesn&#039;t have to know that.


subject: Re: Anyone uses Facebook here?
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  [quote author=peachY link=topic=5528.msg157657#msg157657 date=1255794044]<br />No, im back whenever im bored and have nothing to do, thats what you mean.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Well, better reason than any to come online. ^^<br /><br />[size=1pt]Darn, why do I always put that &quot;^^&quot; thing when I&#039;m in a good mood?[/size]


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Andrew: All I hope is that she doesn&#039;t have the red and blue orbs. They glow whenever I&#039;m less than 100 feet away from them.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ GIMP; I&#039;m attempting a Typhlosion sprite revamp.<br />&lt; I realized earlier that &quot;Violet Hill&quot; by Coldplay sounds a lot like &quot;Cool Blue Reason&quot; by Cake. Ripoff?<br />V Favorite food?


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ School ended about 40 minutes ago, so no.<br />&lt; Then again, I might take a nap. <br />V True/False: Latin est optima.


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
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  Kira: YOU&#039;RE NOT A HUMAN BEGIN, THERE FOR I WILL NOT TREAT YOU AS SOMETHING YOU AREN&#039;T! YOU&#039;RE A POKEMON, AND YOU WILL BE TREATED LIKE A POKEMON!


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158464#msg158464 date=1256315417]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158451#msg158451 date=1256276055]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158441#msg158441 date=1256263739]<br />[quote author=Sir Puppum Hat link=topic=3088.msg158432#msg158432 date=1256260778]<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158431#msg158431 date=1256260240]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158423#msg158423 date=1256255284]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158412#msg158412 date=1256253034]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158404#msg158404 date=1256244582]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158346#msg158346 date=1256235852]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg158343#msg158343 date=1256234467]<br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh s**t.)<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.<br />[/quote]<br />Quote pyramid, you say?<br />[/quote]Yep<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158386#msg158386 date=1256240474]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158211#msg158211 date=1256110663]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157321#msg157321 date=1255621601]<br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />[/quote]win[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157293#msg157293 date=1255575801]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157291#msg157291 date=1255574686]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157282#msg157282 date=1255571120]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157281#msg157281 date=1255568731]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157280#msg157280 date=1255568500]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157276#msg157276 date=1255567196]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157273#msg157273 date=1255566775]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157270#msg157270 date=1255566279]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157251#msg157251 date=1255561482]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157223#msg157223 date=1255554713]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157200#msg157200 date=1255548112]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157043#msg157043 date=1255446956]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157038#msg157038 date=1255416126]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157034#msg157034 date=1255404861]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157031#msg157031 date=1255402497]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg157016#msg157016 date=1255393838]<br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br />[/quote]<br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br />[/quote]<br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br />[/quote]<br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br />[/quote]<br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />[/quote]I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br />[/quote]That&#039;s news to me.<br />[/quote]<br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br />[/quote]<br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br />[/quote]<br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />[/quote]And adding some fixing<br />[/quote]<br />And a little more fixing with some duck tape.<br />[/quote]And some nails<br />[/quote]<br />No nuts and bolts? *shot*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />No, but plenty of rivets and welding.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Don&#039;t we have a game for this?<br />[/quote]<br />Yes, but it failed.<br />[/quote]Make it again?<br />On another note:<br />[spoiler3][img]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7497/wumbo.jpg[/img][spoiler3]<br />I made that because someone on gamefaqs responded to my joke topic asking what the M on mario&#039;s hat stood for saying &quot;It&#039;s set to M for Mini. You gotta flip it over to W for Wumbo.&quot;<br />Also, anyone have any idea HOW to make a spoiler?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t think that mod&#039;s in yet, but SpongeBob ftw.<br />[/quote]lol<br />On another note, kubuntu just finished downloading. I had to try downloading it twice, as DEB closed ifrefox in the middle of the download, forcing it to redownload it &gt;_&gt;


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  Word: Nano<br />Result: Gives a meal Nano-Appeal<br />Comment: What?<br />[br]<br />Word: fivexthethird<br />Result:The Fivexthethird Drinker&#039;s lighter Fivexthethird<br />Comment:WTF?!?!?!<br />[br]<br />Word: Fawful<br />Result: Hand built by fawful<br />Comment: Fits<br />[br]<br />Word: Urine<br />Result: Pleasing Urine the world over<br />Comment: lol


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  So... I heard Sir Puppum Hat got the flashy Mr. TTT avatar back... but this time in EPIC GLOWING HD EDITION!


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158462#msg158462 date=1256312318]<br />Â¬Â¬ Lucky sods. I don&#039;t seem to get sick enough to miss school...<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Believe me, you don&#039;t want to get sick. Missing school is great, but feeling like you just got run over by a bus isn&#039;t.<br /><br /><br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh s**t.)<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.<br /><br />Quote pyramid, you say?<br />Yep<br /><br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />win<br /><br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br /><br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br /><br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br /><br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br /><br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br /><br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br /><br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br /><br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br /><br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br /><br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br /><br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br /><br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br /><br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br /><br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />And adding some fixing<br /><br />And a little more fixing with some duck tape.<br />And some nails<br /><br />No nuts and bolts? *shot*<br /><br /><br />No, but plenty of rivets and welding.<br /><br /><br />Don&#039;t we have a game for this?<br /><br />Yes, but it failed.<br />Make it again?<br />On another note:<br />[spoiler3][img]http://img97.imageshack.us/ipg[/img][spoiler3]<br />I made that because someone on gamefaqs responded to my joke topic asking what the M on mario&#039;s hat stood for saying &quot;It&#039;s set to M for Mini. You gotta flip it over to W for Wumbo.&quot;<br />Also, anyone have any idea HOW to make a spoiler?<br /><br /><br />I don&#039;t think that mod&#039;s in yet, but SpongeBob ftw.<br />lol<br />On another note, kubuntu just finished downloading. I had to try downloading it twice, as DEB closed ifrefox in the middle of the download, forcing it to redownload it &gt;_&gt;<br />____________________________________________________________________________________<br /><br />I dislike quote pyramids.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158566#msg158566 date=1256344493]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158462#msg158462 date=1256312318]<br />Â¬Â¬ Lucky sods. I don&#039;t seem to get sick enough to miss school...<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Believe me, you don&#039;t want to get sick. Missing school is great, but feeling like you just got run over by a bus isn&#039;t.<br /><br /><br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh s**t.)<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.<br /><br />Quote pyramid, you say?<br />Yep<br /><br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />win<br /><br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br /><br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br /><br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br /><br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br /><br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br /><br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br /><br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br /><br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br /><br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br /><br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br /><br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br /><br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br /><br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br /><br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />And adding some fixing<br /><br />And a little more fixing with some duck tape.<br />And some nails<br /><br />No nuts and bolts? *shot*<br /><br /><br />No, but plenty of rivets and welding.<br /><br /><br />Don&#039;t we have a game for this?<br /><br />Yes, but it failed.<br />Make it again?<br />On another note:<br />[spoiler3][img]http://img97.imageshack.us/ipg[/img][spoiler3]<br />I made that because someone on gamefaqs responded to my joke topic asking what the M on mario&#039;s hat stood for saying &quot;It&#039;s set to M for Mini. You gotta flip it over to W for Wumbo.&quot;<br />Also, anyone have any idea HOW to make a spoiler?<br /><br /><br />I don&#039;t think that mod&#039;s in yet, but SpongeBob ftw.<br />lol<br />On another note, kubuntu just finished downloading. I had to try downloading it twice, as DEB closed ifrefox in the middle of the download, forcing it to redownload it &gt;_&gt;<br />____________________________________________________________________________________<br /><br />I dislike quote pyramids.<br />[/quote]*facepalms*<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158563#msg158563 date=1256343435]<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158464#msg158464 date=1256315417]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158451#msg158451 date=1256276055]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg158441#msg158441 date=1256263739]<br />[quote author=Sir Puppum Hat link=topic=3088.msg158432#msg158432 date=1256260778]<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158431#msg158431 date=1256260240]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158423#msg158423 date=1256255284]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158412#msg158412 date=1256253034]<br />[quote author=Zowayix link=topic=3088.msg158404#msg158404 date=1256244582]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158346#msg158346 date=1256235852]<br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg158343#msg158343 date=1256234467]<br />Thank God nobody has continiued the quote pyramid. (Wait, now that I said that, someone will revive it. Oh s**t.)<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t believe in quote pyramids.<br />[/quote]<br />Quote pyramid, you say?<br />[/quote]Yep<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158386#msg158386 date=1256240474]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg158211#msg158211 date=1256110663]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157321#msg157321 date=1255621601]<br />Now to show you a picture of me in the shower.<br />[/quote]win[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg157293#msg157293 date=1255575801]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157291#msg157291 date=1255574686]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157282#msg157282 date=1255571120]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157281#msg157281 date=1255568731]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157280#msg157280 date=1255568500]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157276#msg157276 date=1255567196]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157273#msg157273 date=1255566775]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157270#msg157270 date=1255566279]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157251#msg157251 date=1255561482]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg157223#msg157223 date=1255554713]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157200#msg157200 date=1255548112]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg157043#msg157043 date=1255446956]<br />[quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg157038#msg157038 date=1255416126]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg157034#msg157034 date=1255404861]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=3088.msg157031#msg157031 date=1255402497]<br />[quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=3088.msg157016#msg157016 date=1255393838]<br />*facepalms at everyone facepalming*<br /><br /><br />On another note, I will probably start learning japanese this year.<br />[/quote]<br />I don&#039;t learn a second language until high school.<br />[/quote]<br />Japanese? Good choice. Spanish is the only decent choice for me, but I picked Latin, quod est optimus.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Equa est magna et bonum.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You have a mega boner? *Shot repeatedly then thrown into volcano*<br />[/quote]<br />Its Latin for &quot;the horse is big and good.&quot; wrong isn&#039;t it? That&#039;s the only Latin phrase I remember, most likely because the phrase was in a Latin textbook.<br />[/quote]<br />Should be &quot;Equa est magna et bona&quot; IIRC.<br />[/quote]<br />No, it&#039;s &quot;Equus est magnus et bonus&quot; because &quot;equ[u]us[/u]&quot; is masculine, not feminine. <br /><br />...I&#039;ve been called a &quot;Latin extinguisher&quot; for a reason.<br />[/quote]I was thinking the exact same thing, but what if the horse is feminine? Would a female slave be a &quot;servus&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br />Even if it&#039;s a female horse, the word is masculine. It all has to do with declensions, which are groups of nouns that dictate endings. Oh yes, and there&#039;s an entirely different word for a female slave: ancilla. Similarly, &quot;miles&quot; is a soldier, but &quot;bellatrix&quot; is a female warrior. We were just discussing this in Latin class.<br />[/quote]That&#039;s news to me.<br />[/quote]<br />QUOTE PRYMAID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />estne Aegyptius? quod res Aegyptias amo.<br />Translation for non-Latin speaking folks: Is it Egyptian? Because I love Egyptian things.<br />[/quote]<br />Its been over two years since I had a Latin class so most of the stuff is hazy. (Plus the fact that I failed it doesn&#039;t help the situation either.)<br />[/quote]<br />YOU BROKE THE QUOTE PRAYMID!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Fixed. :P<br />[/quote]And adding some fixing<br />[/quote]<br />And a little more fixing with some duck tape.<br />[/quote]And some nails<br />[/quote]<br />No nuts and bolts? *shot*<br />[/quote]Fixed<br /><br />No, but plenty of rivets and welding.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Don&#039;t we have a game for this?<br />[/quote]<br />Yes, but it failed.<br />[/quote]Make it again?<br />On another note:<br />[spoiler3][img]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7497/wumbo.jpg[/img][spoiler3]<br />I made that because someone on gamefaqs responded to my joke topic asking what the M on mario&#039;s hat stood for saying &quot;It&#039;s set to M for Mini. You gotta flip it over to W for Wumbo.&quot;<br />Also, anyone have any idea HOW to make a spoiler?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I don&#039;t think that mod&#039;s in yet, but SpongeBob ftw.<br />[/quote]lol<br />On another note, kubuntu just finished downloading. I had to try downloading it twice, as DEB closed ifrefox in the middle of the download, forcing it to redownload it &gt;_&gt;<br />[/quote]fixed


subject: Re: Slogan generator
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  Word: Haruhi<br />Result: Bet you can&#039;t eat Haruhi.<br />Comment: I don&#039;t know... she might be tasty.<br /><br />Word: Masturbation<br />Result: Only the crumbliest, flakiest, masturbation.<br />Comment: Hell, with this word anything is funny.<br /><br />Word: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis<br />Result: Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.<br />Comment: My pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis isn&#039;t very soft.<br /><br />Word: Pokemon<br />Result: Get busy with the Pokemon!<br />Comment: 0_0


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  Opera/Firefox users:<br /><br />(Sir Puppum Hat&#039;s avatar)<br /><br />[img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/77/animated.png[/img]<br /><br />&lt;Patrick&gt; LOOK AT IT! *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!<br />*theater melts*


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158569#msg158569 date=1256345858]<br />Opera/Firefox users:<br /><br />(Sir Puppum Hat&#039;s avatar)<br /><br />[img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/77/animated.png[/img]<br /><br />&lt;Patrick&gt; LOOK AT IT! *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!<br />*theater melts*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />[img]http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpkbvsflUB1qzdw30o1_500.png[/img]<br /><br />This accurately describes my facial expression right now.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  I&#039;m using Chrome so since its an APNG (if that&#039;s what it is.) I&#039;m assuming my browser isn&#039;t compatible with it yet.


subject: Re: Post screenshots of your desktop and other things of your computer here.
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  [URL=http://img7.imageshack.us/i/kubuntuk.jpg/][IMG]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1692/kubuntuk.jpg[/img][/URL]<br />Kubuntu installing on my vm


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  I think this picture describes my facial expression [i]even more[/i]:<br />[img]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3559/45563583.gif[/img]<br />


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  Finally figured out how to update kubuntu. &gt;_&lt;<br />On another note<br />[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8CmMDkMvV8&amp;annotation_id=annotation_763455&amp;feature=iv[/youtube]<br />AWESOME


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158569#msg158569 date=1256345858]<br />Opera/Firefox users:<br /><br />(Sir Puppum Hat&#039;s avatar)<br /><br />[img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/77/animated.png[/img]<br /><br />&lt;Patrick&gt; LOOK AT IT! *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!<br />*theater melts*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What is that, other than Sir Puppum Hat&#039;s avatar? And for that matter, why is it flashing?<br />


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ True? (does that mean &quot;Latin is optimal&quot;?)<br />&lt; lol@margolus neighborhood<br />V Has any idea what that means?


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [quote author=Mutou Yami link=topic=5554.msg158512#msg158512 date=1256326173]<br />...all stuff would be [b]lost[/b]...<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Backups?


subject: Re: Peace Long Forgotten
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  [center][size=5][b][i][u]Chapter 3: A Theif&#039;s daughter[/b][/size][/center]<br /><br />It was a cold night in Gigenka, seemingly much colder than normal for this time of year. Alisea, a young girl who seemed much older than she actually was, sat quietly in a room with only a bed and a small table with a stool.<br /><br />The room was well lit by the single candle on the table. This building was like all the others in this city; stone walls, wood floors, two stories, and quite drab and monotonous in Aliseaâ€™s opinion.<br /><br />Closing the book she was reading, she blew out the candle, only to hear the door downstairs open and shut. â€œFather,â€ she called out, â€œIs that you?â€ She could never have been worried that whoever came in could harm her.<br /><br />â€œWeâ€™re leaving,â€ she heard the harsh voice of her father say, â€œwe are leaving, and perhaps never coming back.â€ Alisea gasped and ran down the stairs.<br /><br />â€œBut Father!â€ she cried out, â€œWhy must we leave? We canâ€™t be in any danger, can we?â€ Her father looked at her with caring eyes.<br /><br />â€œI only barely escaped. The city guards found the guild. There were only a few survivors. I was lucky enough to get out. They know that I am part of the guild. We must get out of the city, or theyâ€™ll kill us both.â€ Alisea looked at her father with disbelief. Thoughts and questions ran through her mind.<br /><br />How could they have possibly found the Thievesâ€™ Guild? Was there a traitor? If so, who could it possibly be? â€œAlright,â€ she said, trying to fake the confidence that she could not feel, â€œIf weâ€™re leaving, Iâ€™ll get my spell book, as weâ€™ll never be able to find another.â€ With that, she ran upstairs.<br /><br />â€œJust like her mother,â€ her father chuckled, â€œShe will grow to be a strong woman. It truly is too bad that she never met her mother.â€<br /><br />Alisea ran back down the stairs. â€œIâ€™m ready,â€ she said with that same fake confidence, â€œletâ€™s go.â€ Pausing for a moment, her father looked at her. At her copper hair, her emerald eyes; he had not looked at her like this for years. Time had flown by, to him, it seemed like only yesterday she was knee-high to him, begging him to play.<br /><br />He quickly snapped out of it. Blowing out the final candle, he made sure Alisea was ready. She told him that she was, and they left, perhaps forever, or, as Alisea thought, perhaps not.<br />[hr]<br />Kinda forgot about this forum....


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
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  [quote author=Mutou Yami link=topic=5554.msg158452#msg158452 date=1256283593]<br />[color=red]Vista sucks, Windows sucks. I managed to get it to finally upgrade to Service Pack 2, but the stupid three useless updates for Microsoft Office (never use it and my PC had lost that 6 years ago when it was first wiped), they can&#039;t be that important if they fail. What I was trying to say, that trying to find a Linux/Mac built PC/laptop in the UK, that doesn&#039;t cost an arm and a leg, would be like trying to find a needle in a haystack. We have Windows Vista over here in the UK and it&#039;s useless! Windows 7 is going to be a failure like Vista, because Microsoft has too many holes, and this is why we have too many viruses, where Linux and the Macs got 0.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Amen.<br /><br />Do what I did: Prod somebody you know who has an old computer to give it to you, and then get whatever new parts it needs and install an OS.<br /><br />My computer came from a coworker of my dad&#039;s and had no hard drives, RAM, nothing when I got it, just the mobo and PSU.&nbsp; And now it runs Server 2003.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158578#msg158578 date=1256351623]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158569#msg158569 date=1256345858]<br />Opera/Firefox users:<br /><br />(Sir Puppum Hat&#039;s avatar)<br /><br />[img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/77/animated.png[/img]<br /><br />&lt;Patrick&gt; LOOK AT IT! *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!<br />*theater melts*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What is that, other than Sir Puppum Hat&#039;s avatar? And for that matter, why is it flashing?<br /><br />[/quote]<br /><br />Ok, the thing is Mr. TTT which Sir Puppum named himself on this forum once and had the first frame as his avatar.&nbsp; He later became Flashy and liked ANYTHING that flashed (and still does apparently.)&nbsp; CJ Miller started to make fun of him and troll him due to both Mr. TTT and the flashyness so I made some crappy version of a flashing Mr. TTT here to piss him off (which was justified at the time): [img]http://i36.tinypic.com/2vsloqp.gif[/img]<br /><br />He later changed it due to complaints of eye hurting, etc.<br /><br />Anyway, I said I&#039;d make a high quality version of this later in the future just for fun which I have done now, it&#039;s VERY high quality flashing Mr. TTT compared to that thing up there.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Wa
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158588#msg158588 date=1256354659]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158578#msg158578 date=1256351623]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158569#msg158569 date=1256345858]<br />Opera/Firefox users:<br /><br />(Sir Puppum Hat&#039;s avatar)<br /><br />[img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/77/animated.png[/img]<br /><br />&lt;Patrick&gt; LOOK AT IT! *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!<br />*theater melts*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What is that, other than Sir Puppum Hat&#039;s avatar? And for that matter, why is it flashing?<br /><br />[/quote]<br /><br />Ok, the thing is Mr. TTT which Sir Puppum named himself on this forum once and had the first frame as his avatar.&nbsp; He later became Flashy and liked ANYTHING that flashed (and still does apparently.)&nbsp; CJ Miller started to make fun of him and troll him due to both Mr. TTT and the flashyness so I made some crappy version of a flashing Mr. TTT here to piss him off (which was justified at the time): [img]http://i36.tinypic.com/2vsloqp.gif[/img]<br /><br />He later changed it due to complaints of eye hurting, etc.<br /><br />Anyway, I said I&#039;d make a high quality version of this later in the future just for fun which I have done now, it&#039;s VERY high quality flashing Mr. TTT compared to that thing up there.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Thanks for the clarification. Now I only have one thing to say: SEIZURELICIOUS. 


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  [quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=5553.msg158539#msg158539 date=1256332000]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=5553.msg158458#msg158458 date=1256310086]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5553.msg158390#msg158390 date=1256242098]<br />Staying true to the name origin, Ar-kay-us makes the most sense.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I agree with Tombstoner. &quot;Arceus&quot; is in fact directly taken from Latin (from &quot;arc[h]&quot;, a common root which I&#039;m not entirely certain about, and &quot;deus&quot;, meaning &quot;god&quot;) and there are no soft letters in that language.<br />[/quote]<br />I thought it was taken from Greek.<br />[/quote]It&#039;s unlikely they&#039;d take it from &quot;Zeus&quot;, as it is a name. I&#039;m guessing ccbtimewiz was taking it from that.


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
poster_name: Wa
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  [quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5553.msg158596#msg158596 date=1256357335]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=5553.msg158539#msg158539 date=1256332000]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=5553.msg158458#msg158458 date=1256310086]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5553.msg158390#msg158390 date=1256242098]<br />Staying true to the name origin, Ar-kay-us makes the most sense.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I agree with Tombstoner. &quot;Arceus&quot; is in fact directly taken from Latin (from &quot;arc[h]&quot;, a common root which I&#039;m not entirely certain about, and &quot;deus&quot;, meaning &quot;god&quot;) and there are no soft letters in that language.<br />[/quote]<br />I thought it was taken from Greek.<br />[/quote]It&#039;s unlikely they&#039;d take it from &quot;Zeus&quot;, as it is a name. I&#039;m guessing ccbtimewiz was taking it from that.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I think that he was referring to the &quot;Arc&quot; part of &quot;Arceus&quot;, which is in fact from the Greek prefix [i]archi[/i]. Still, the fact that [i]archi[/i] is Greek does open up the pronounciation to debate, as there is no rule saying that proper names can&#039;t be used for Pokemon names. *coughcough* Hitmon[b]lee[/b] (Jet Li or whatever) and Hitmon[b]chan[/b] (Jackie Chan)*coughcough* I take back my previous statement.<br /><br />New idea: When pronounced &quot;ar-kay-us&quot;, &quot;Arceus&quot; sounds a lot like &quot;archaic&quot;, meaning ancient. The root of &quot;archaic&quot; is the Greek [i]archaÃ®os[/i], which in turn comes from [i]archi[/i]. Do I see a common theme? Ha, fan speculation is too fun. It&#039;s a shame that it&#039;s all false ^_^


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: glitchhunter09
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158588#msg158588 date=1256354659]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158578#msg158578 date=1256351623]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158569#msg158569 date=1256345858]<br />Opera/Firefox users:<br /><br />(Sir Puppum Hat&#039;s avatar)<br /><br />[img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/77/animated.png[/img]<br /><br />&lt;Patrick&gt; LOOK AT IT! *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* LOOK AT IT *green lines coming from Spongebob&#039;s mouth* I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!<br />*theater melts*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />What is that, other than Sir Puppum Hat&#039;s avatar? And for that matter, why is it flashing?<br /><br />[/quote]<br /><br />Ok, the thing is Mr. TTT which Sir Puppum named himself on this forum once and had the first frame as his avatar.&nbsp; He later became Flashy and liked ANYTHING that flashed (and still does apparently.)&nbsp; CJ Miller started to make fun of him and troll him due to both Mr. TTT and the flashyness so I made some crappy version of a flashing Mr. TTT here to piss him off (which was justified at the time): [img]http://i36.tinypic.com/2vsloqp.gif[/img]<br /><br />He later changed it due to complaints of eye hurting, etc.<br /><br />Anyway, I said I&#039;d make a high quality version of this later in the future just for fun which I have done now, it&#039;s VERY high quality flashing Mr. TTT compared to that thing up there.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I think you blew the animation budget on that one GARY &#039;M 9. *shot*<br /><br />


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [iurl=http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php]Te[/iurl][url=http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php]st[/url]


subject: Funny joke
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  It was three days from Thanksgiving. A little six year old boy was sleeping, he suddenly awoke to his parents shouting, he heard the words â€œbitchâ€ and â€œbastardâ€. So he goes into his parents room and asks, what does bitch and bastard mean? The parents dismiss him and say it only means boys and girls. The next night he again overhears his parents say two words, â€ dickâ€ and â€ â€œcondomâ€ he goes in and asks what they mean. The parents say they are only names of coats. On Thanksgiving day, the boy is walking down the stairs when he hears his dad say â€œshit!â€ from the bathroom. He goes inside to see his dad shaving his beard. His dad tells him itâ€™s the stuff heâ€™s shaving off. The boy goes downstairs where his mom accidentally cut herself while slicing turkey. â€œfuck!â€ she yells. The boy asks what it means and the mom replies itâ€™s what iâ€™m doing to the turkey. The doorbell rang, and since his parents were occupied he went to get it. Outside are all his relatives, he says,â€ hello all you bitches and bastards, put down your dicks and condoms. Dad is shaving the shit off his beard and momâ€™s inside the kitchen fucking the turkey!â€<br />[hr]<br />Anyone else wanting to post up jokes, place them here. We all need a good laugh. You mayalso comment on the jokes that get posted up.


subject: Re: Slogan generator
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  Word: Vagina<br />Slogan: Come See the Softer Side of Vagina<br />Comment: Oh, hell yeah!<br />[hr]<br />Word: Condom<br />Slogan: Aaahh, Condom!<br />Comment: Wtf dude, it&#039;s just a rubber thing males use to stop women getting pregnant.<br />[hr]<br />Word: poop<br />Slogan:Things Happen After a Poop<br />Comment: I know.<br />


subject: I need help picking Pokemon for my Platinum team.
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  So far, I have a EV trained Manaphy (80 HP / 252 SpA / 178 Spe) with a Modest nature that is level 38. I already have a level 100 Kyorgre but he isn&#039;t EV trained, so I&#039;m going to try to get my hands on a new one and EV train it. I also have a Shaymin-S with a timid nature that my friend wanted to Ev train for me but he&#039;s been away for several days, so I don&#039;t have it. Any suggestions?


subject: Re: I need help picking Pokemon for my Platinum te
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  You&#039;ll have to give us more information than that, at least what you&#039;re using this team for (in-game, casual battling against friends, PBR, Battle Tower, Shoddy/competitive).


subject: Re: Team Rocket Strike again! Weird Pokemon, are appearing!
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  Andrew: [i]if the&nbsp; back door is locked too, I&#039;ll be pissed.[/i]<br /><br />*He goes to the back of the house*


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Espeon: *Lifts both Andrew and Yami into the air* Why don&#039;t you both just sit down and shut up? You&#039;re both giving me a headache.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ Not really. You&#039;re just in an entirely different time zone.<br />&lt; I&#039;m making a list of conditions that Generation V (it&#039;s inevitable) will have to meet in order for me to buy it, like a Psychic/Fighting/Dark starter trio or a plot that actually makes sense. And &quot;Latin est optima&quot; means &quot;Latin is the best,&quot; so optimal works.<br />V Primarily uses their keyboard to navigate around their computer?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Wa
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158603#msg158603 date=1256374692]<br />What&#039;s with the big pyramid of quotes?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Everyone is too immature to think of original things to say, so instead they just figured that if they quoted an enormous load of stuff and put &quot;lol&quot; or some other appropriate acronym on the end, then it would count as an actual post instead of the spam that I consider it to be. 


subject: Re: I need help picking Pokemon for my Platinum team.
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  [quote author=IttyBitty link=topic=5557.msg158617#msg158617 date=1256399621]<br />Get your team a fire type and a ground type, and no more waters. Keep it balanced.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I agree, but be mindful of Kyogre&#039;s Drizzle ability; you don&#039;t want to underpower any Fire types with rain.


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
poster_name: Abwayax
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  You do not need a new PC to run Linux. Check out [url=http://wubi-installer.org/]Wubi[/url], the Windows-based Ubuntu installer program, which installs Ubuntu Linux directly inside Windows, with no harm to your Windows.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: ?????(000)
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  Meh, at least some of us are intelligent to try and start up a conversation.<br /><br />*Ducks to avoid brick thrown by those who participated in the making of the pyramid*


subject: Re: I need help picking Pokemon for my Platinum team.
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  [quote author=IttyBitty link=topic=5557.msg158617#msg158617 date=1256399621]<br />Get your team a fire type and a ground type, and no more waters. Keep it balanced.<br />[/quote]<br />Try EV training a Chimchar and when it evolves, have it learn Earthquake through TM.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ I would if I could but I can&#039;t so I won&#039;t.<br />&lt; I&#039;ve never really been able to figure out EV training. I understand the concept, but it seems too tedious for me to adopt.<br />V Can give me some tangible evidence that EV training makes a big difference?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  IT&#039;S TIME FOR 207.8MB DOWNLOAD ON DIALUP STARTING 9:48 LAST NIGHT!<br /><br />TODAY AT 12:39PM - 121.64MB/207.8MB 59% COMPLETE<br /><br />CAPS LOCK FTW!!1<br /><br />TIME LEFT = 8H:16M:12S


subject: Re: Windows Vista is useless.
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  [color=red]The updates are the same as the three updates my PC keeps getting, and they fails as well. I don&#039;t know why there&#039;s an security for Microsoft Office, it&#039;s just a programme with Word, Outlook, things like that. Oddly enough, when the updates were at 100% they suddenly failed and they have been failing since. So they are either faulty/false updates or the fact they&#039;re just not that important as Windows Update claims.


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  *All of them stand up, as Aqua smiles.*<br /><br />Aqua: [size=1]On my count. One. Two. Three.[/size] GO FOR IT!<br /><br />Kira: Huh?<br /><br />Yami: Oh shit.<br /><br />*They get pounced on by all the Eeveeultions*<br /><br />Kira: *Laughs* All my Eeveelutions are here!<br /><br />Yami: *Laughs* No kidding.


subject: Re: South Park/Pokemon RPG
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  Female Guard: NOT hurting anyone, ever again ONE complaint from someone about you, you&#039;re coming straight back here and STAYING in prison until you die.


subject: Re: Funny joke
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  Amazing what a little misunderstanding can do.<br /><br />Three men are on the top of a cliff with a genie. The genie said what ever you wish to land when you jump off the cliff you will land in. The first man said money and landed in money. The 2nd man jumped off and said pillows, he landed in pillows the 3rd man started running, tripped on a rock, and said â€œOh crapâ€ and guess what he landed in.<br /><br />Crap.


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  [quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5553.msg158596#msg158596 date=1256357335]<br />[quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=5553.msg158539#msg158539 date=1256332000]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=5553.msg158458#msg158458 date=1256310086]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5553.msg158390#msg158390 date=1256242098]<br />Staying true to the name origin, Ar-kay-us makes the most sense.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I agree with Tombstoner. &quot;Arceus&quot; is in fact directly taken from Latin (from &quot;arc[h]&quot;, a common root which I&#039;m not entirely certain about, and &quot;deus&quot;, meaning &quot;god&quot;) and there are no soft letters in that language.<br />[/quote]<br />I thought it was taken from Greek.<br />[/quote]It&#039;s unlikely they&#039;d take it from &quot;Zeus&quot;, as it is a name. I&#039;m guessing ccbtimewiz was taking it from that.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />He was saying that the Greek letter &#039;chi&#039; (ch/kh) for Ar-khay-us. <br />Wow, Wa. I was thinking the exact same thing about archaic. IT ISN&#039;T FALSE.<br /><br />And Noctowl comes from Latin from Greek. Oh yeah.


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  He was probably basing it on the pronunciation of the original Japanese name, which is approximately romanized as [i]aruseusu[/i], which isn&#039;t as ambiguous.<br /><br />This doesn&#039;t mean that&#039;s how it [i]should[/i] be pronounced, it&#039;s simply how it [i]is[/i] pronounced.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158628#msg158628 date=1256402769]<br />IT&#039;S TIME FOR 207.8MB DOWNLOAD ON DIALUP STARTING 9:48 LAST NIGHT!<br /><br />TODAY AT 12:39PM - 121.64MB/207.8MB 59% COMPLETE<br /><br />CAPS LOCK FTW!!1<br /><br />TIME LEFT = 8H:16M:12S<br />[/quote]<br /><br />GET BROADBAND!<br /><br />ALSO, HAPPY UNITED NATIONS DAY!


subject: Re: Funny joke
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  [quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=5556.msg158640#msg158640 date=1256404047]<br />These are the oldest jokes ever. No offense.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Oh do sod off you tit.&nbsp; This is funny.<br /><br />Oi Jolteon, maybe you should do standup.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  Hey Ketsuban. In Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness&#039;s Strategy memo, you can look up a Gardevoir&#039;s skirt and can zoom in on it a little. (not that there is really anything worth seeing. Of course you&#039;ll probably use your imagination and think of very perverted things.)<br /><br /><br />


subject: Re: Funny joke
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5556.msg158600#msg158600 date=1256374118]<br /> &quot;momâ€™s inside the kitchen fucking the turkey!â€<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Win.


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
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  Kira: Aqua, Moonlight, Ruby, Lightning, Spikes, Glacia, Leafia, Sunlight, Blue Moonlight, even Moonlight&#039;s child, Angel of the Moon.<br /><br />Yami: What are you lot doing here?<br /><br />Aqua: Here for your first year wedding anniversary.<br /><br />Kira: It&#039;s not for 2 days.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg158662#msg158662 date=1256408412]<br />Hey Ketsuban. In Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness&#039;s Strategy memo, you can look up a Gardevoir&#039;s skirt and can zoom in on it a little. (not that there is really anything worth seeing. Of course you&#039;ll probably use your imagination and think of very perverted things.)<br /><br /><br /><br />[/quote]<br /><br />I always found that feature to be amusing. I wonder why Nintendo put it in?<br /><br />One week until Halloween. Oh joy, I can&#039;t wait. 


subject: Re: I need help picking Pokemon for my Platinum team.
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  Thanks for the advice. I&#039;m currently trying to get a jolly Gible and failing badly. Would a Charizard be any good? I know he&#039;s UU because of stealth rock, but he&#039;s a modest nature, level 99, and has no EV&#039;s.<br /><br />


subject: Re: Funny joke
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  [quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=5556.msg158660#msg158660 date=1256408240]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=5556.msg158640#msg158640 date=1256404047]<br />These are the oldest jokes ever. No offense.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Oh do sod off you tit.&nbsp; This is funny.<br /><br />Oi Jolteon, maybe you should do standup.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Taken from http://www.lol.com/<br /><br />Really, they are funny.


subject: Re: Funny joke
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  [quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=5556.msg158660#msg158660 date=1256408240]<br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=5556.msg158640#msg158640 date=1256404047]<br />These are the greatest jokes ever. Seriously.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Oh I&#039;m glad you agree my friend.&nbsp; This is funny.<br /><br />Oi Jolteon, maybe you should do standup.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />No thanks.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  It was actually in pokemon Stadium 1 and 2. I&#039;ve seen up Jynx&#039;s skirt before and its nothing but a gaping black hole. (At least in the stadium games anyway.) In case why you are wondering why I looked, it was more out of curiosity rather than pervertedness.<br /><br />Also in Pokemon Stadium games you can flip a pokemon 360 degrees in any direction. Even upside down. Interestingly, if you flip Moltres upside down, the flame on top of its head will remain, right side up. This makes Moltres bald and with a flaming beard while being suspended upside down. This is probably because the creators made a mistake and forgot to program the flame to flip upside down with Moltres. Most likely because its a separate object or something like that.<br /><br />In Pokemon XD, sometimes in the Strategy memo, when it loads Moltres, some times the flame on its head is out for a couple of seconds then it lights up. Pretty funny actually.<br /><br />Also Gary might like this, seeing as he&#039;s a rocket knight fan:<br />[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0tcCCJwMqE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0tcCCJwMqE[/url]<br /><br />Its a comparison of the PAL version (which is the same as the US version btw.) of RKA and the Japanese version.<br />


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158659#msg158659 date=1256408077]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158628#msg158628 date=1256402769]<br />IT&#039;S TIME FOR 207.8MB DOWNLOAD ON DIALUP STARTING 9:48 LAST NIGHT!<br /><br />TODAY AT 12:39PM - 121.64MB/207.8MB 59% COMPLETE<br /><br />CAPS LOCK FTW!!1<br /><br />TIME LEFT = 8H:16M:12S<br />[/quote]<br /><br />GET BROADBAND!<br /><br />ALSO, HAPPY UNITED NATIONS DAY!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Unless you can USE THE POWER OF YOUR MIND TO CREATE A DSL/CABLE PROVIDER IN NOWHERE, OHIO then I can&#039;t.<br /><br />Also, Glisp, I&#039;ll watch the vid after I&#039;m down downloading this 207.8MB MapleStory Patch on 2.9kbps of power.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  I&#039;m selling my penis in an online auction. *shot* <br /><br />Meh, Gary take your time. Its not really that special anyway.&nbsp; As far as I know there aren&#039;t any gameplay tweaks at all. (I know because I&#039;ve downloaded a rom of it.) Its just the Stage 1 opening and the Stage title cards that are different. The rest of the game is the same.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158677#msg158677 date=1256409706]<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158659#msg158659 date=1256408077]<br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=3088.msg158628#msg158628 date=1256402769]<br />IT&#039;S TIME FOR 207.8MB DOWNLOAD ON DIALUP STARTING 9:48 LAST NIGHT!<br /><br />TODAY AT 12:39PM - 121.64MB/207.8MB 59% COMPLETE<br /><br />CAPS LOCK FTW!!1<br /><br />TIME LEFT = 8H:16M:12S<br />[/quote]<br /><br />GET BROADBAND!<br /><br />ALSO, HAPPY UNITED NATIONS DAY!<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Unless you can USE THE POWER OF YOUR MIND TO CREATE A DSL/CABLE PROVIDER IN NOWHERE, OHIO then I can&#039;t.<br /><br />Also, Glisp, I&#039;ll watch the vid after I&#039;m down downloading this 207.8MB MapleStory Patch on 2.9kbps of power.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />WHAT IS THE NEAREST BIG CITY TO YOU?<br /><br />ALSO I COMMAND YOU TO CUT DOWN THE MIGHTIEST TREE IN THE FOREST, WITH... A HERRING!<br /><br />(Monty Python and the Holy Grail ftw)


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  [size=1]I&#039;ve always just said ar-see-us after I saw the name...<br />I used to call Suicune sun-coo and Raikou something strange too. But I stopped calling them that after a friend harassed me about it.[/size]


subject: Re: It's-a-me Wubi!
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  I am installing Xubuntu 9.04 (Jaunty) via Wubi.<br /><br />However, it&#039;s not on the main drive; it&#039;s on the secondary partition thereof.<br /><br />It&#039;s a 15GB image on a 68GB drive.<br /><br />Anything I should know about to avoid fucking up Server 2003 on the primary partition?


subject: Re: Funny joke
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  [b]The Hippie and the Nun[/b]<br /><br />Once upon a time (Approximately, 30 years ago) there was a Hipster who had just gotten stoned. He got on a bus and sat at the back where there was a Nun reading the Bible. Being stoned, he asked, â€œHey. Wanna hook up and score?â€ The Nun simply replied, â€œNo no, thank-you anyway. My virginity is Sacred.â€ Feeling stupid, the Hippie finally gets to his stop and is about to leave when the bus driver stops him. <br />â€œDude, if you really want to hook up with her, you should go down to the Church every Sunday. She is a Christian and a dedicated one too. She literally LOVES Jesus!â€ This gave him an idea <br />He dressed up as Jesus and walked into the Church on Sunday. Sure enough, he saw the Nun praying. He walked up to her, held out his arms and said, â€œBehold. I am the mighty Jesus Christ. Lets score.â€ She was overjoyed<br /><br />After it was over he ripped off the Costume and screamed, â€œHah! Iâ€™m really the Hippie!.â€<br /><br />The Nun simply replied,â€ And Iâ€™m really the Bus Driver.â€


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  Ah, this is one of the things that really cause confusion.<br /><br />I&#039;m gonna go with a majority vote with this.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  There is no topic. Why bother staying on it?<br /><br />...By the way, does anyone have a shrubbery? I&#039;m in desperate need of one.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158690#msg158690 date=1256417521]<br />There is no topic. Why bother staying on it?<br /><br />...By the way, does anyone have a shrubbery? I&#039;m in desperate need of one.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />NI!


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
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  Yami: Moonlight had a child? I thought she couldn&#039;t.<br /><br />Kira: I thought she was gaining weight, but no, she begame pregnant and had her first own child.<br /><br />Yami: Before....<br /><br />Kira: *Nods* Days before Espeon passed away.<br /><br />Yami: So where is she?<br /><br />Kira: *Holds up a darker fured Eevee, that has a Lunar Ribbon on her collar, as the fur around her neck and her the tip of her tail, appear to be a different color*<br /><br />Angel of the Moon: *She purrs when Yami strokes her fur*<br /><br />Yami: By Lord Ra, she looks just like Moonlight and she&#039;s not an Umbreon yet.<br /><br />Kira: Kawaii isn&#039;t she?<br /><br />Yami: Very. Can she speak?<br /><br />Kira: Not yet, she&#039;s only 3.


subject: Re: Team Rocket Return! This time they aren't alone!
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  Moonlight: *Leaves her outside in the rain*<br /><br />Yami: *Playing Kira&#039;s Emerald*<br /><br />Moonlight: She&#039;d kill you if she finds out.<br /><br />Yami: *Chuckles* She doesn&#039;t mind when I do.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158709#msg158709 date=1256420835]<br />What you downloading?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />The real question is whether it&#039;s European or African. &lt;/shameless Monty Python reference&gt;


subject: Re: It's-a-me Wubi!
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  :O DOUBLEPOST :O<br /><br />I installed Xubuntu via Wubi.&nbsp; After rebooting into Xubuntu, Ubiquity ran fine; however, after it was done, it dropped me back to the command line, and when I typed<br /><br />[code]startx[/code]<br /><br />my computer restarted.<br /><br />Help?


subject: Re: Funny joke
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  I got some insult/jokes. They were originally &quot;blond&quot; jokes, but I edited them slightly.<br /><br />My idiot friend called me and asked me for my phone number.<br /><br />Yesterday I went to my idiot friend&#039;s house and he was staring at an orange juice box. I asked him &quot;why&quot;, he said &quot;because it says concentrate&quot;<br /><br />His idiot girlfriend put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.<br /><br />My idiot friend tried to put m&amp;mâ€™s in alphabetical order.<br /><br />He tried to drown a fish.<br /><br />He got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.<br /><br />He tripped over a cordless phone.<br /><br />He asked for a price check at the dollar store.<br /><br />He slept with a ruler to see how long he slept.<br /><br />He studied for a blood test.<br /><br />When he heard that 90% all crimes occur around the home, he moved.<br /><br />When he missed the 44 bus he took the 22 bus twice<br /><br />When he took me to an airport he saw a sign that said â€œairport leftâ€, then he turned around and went home.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158711#msg158711 date=1256420967]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158709#msg158709 date=1256420835]<br />What you downloading?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />The real question is whether it&#039;s European or African. &lt;/shameless Monty Python reference&gt;<br />[/quote]<br /><br />And are you trying to get one to carry a coconut or is it strung between two?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158715#msg158715 date=1256422310]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158711#msg158711 date=1256420967]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158709#msg158709 date=1256420835]<br />What you downloading?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />The real question is whether it&#039;s European or African. &lt;/shameless Monty Python reference&gt;<br />[/quote]<br /><br />And are you trying to get one to carry a coconut or is it strung between two?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Not to mention whether or not swallows are indeed migratory.


subject: Re: I need help picking Pokemon for my Platinum te
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  [quote author=IttyBitty link=topic=5557.msg158617#msg158617 date=1256399621]<br />Get your team a fire type and a ground type, and no more waters. Keep it balanced.<br />[/quote]<br />obvious not knowing what you&#039;re talking about is obvious<br /><br />If you keep Kyogre in there, you could probably get 4 more rain abusers (Palkia, Kingdra, Ludicolo, Kabutops, etc) and pretty much sweep unprepared teams. I suggest getting a Palkia at least if possible.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ At level 100, it makes a difference of up to 63 points (which is actually quite a lot).<br />&lt; Is currently pointlessly creating teams just to sweep through various PBR modes even though he could just bring a Kyogre in and call it a day<br />v Also does that?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158716#msg158716 date=1256422564]<br />[quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158715#msg158715 date=1256422310]<br />[quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg158711#msg158711 date=1256420967]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158709#msg158709 date=1256420835]<br />What you downloading?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />The real question is whether it&#039;s European or African. &lt;/shameless Monty Python reference&gt;<br />[/quote]<br /><br />And are you trying to get one to carry a coconut or is it strung between two?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Not to mention whether or not swallows are indeed migratory.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />http://www.pubarticles.com/article-the-swallow-that-flew-to-south-africa-and-into-the-record-books-1242876499.html


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  Yeah, I have to say its ar-see-us. It just seems to make the most sense. Anyways, I am waiting for the next Pokemon movie to find out how it is really supposed to be said.


subject: Re: Oh god, My mom found something for me at a yard sale.
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  Heh, I have 4 bootlegs my dad got in China :p. too bad 2 dont save, 1 got fried in a hot car, but the chinese/engrish (chinglish?) Silver still works! If only the English (&lt;-- :o) Green didn&#039;t get left in the car....<br /><br />But yeah, as far as other bootlegs go, just get ROMs.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158709#msg158709 date=1256420835]<br />What you downloading?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />A Giant ass MapleStory patch on dial-up and I somehow got MapleStory on dial-up by using a comp at my aunts and a flash drive.&nbsp; Also, MAPLESTORY CAN BE PLAYED ON DIALUP PRETTY WELL.


subject: Re: Down with the Flu
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  Ugh, I remember having the flu but only 2 times. Once when I was like, 3 and again about a year ago. Its rather torturous, vomiting EVERY tiny stinkin&#039; thing I try to eat&nbsp; :(. It recovered in about 3 or 4 days though.


subject: Re: NAAACHHOOOOOO!
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  Wrestling huh? I didn&#039;t even know high schools had wrestling teams, lol. And yes, I need to get around to watching Nacho Libre one day.


subject: Re: The next PokÃ©mon movie
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  Ash is 15 during his travels through Sinnoh. And yeah, it sure is a lot of pressure on him for the 5 years (anime time) that he has been on his journey. He has had to save the world from destruction numerous times in the movies! Brocco, what do you mean by &quot;true action&quot;? In this movie, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, AND Arceus are fighting the ultimate battle (which likely threatens the world I assume). What action do you mean? And Nintendo does come pretty close (if not already), upsetting parents and their misunderstanding towards the &quot;Pokemon God&quot; thing. I am keeping quiet about it mostly whenever I happen to be talking to a parent about Pokemon and if one should ask, please be reminded that it is an alternate universe so it doesn&#039;t mean its bad! 


subject: Re: Funny joke
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5556.msg158713#msg158713 date=1256421077]<br />I got some insult/jokes. They were originally &quot;blond&quot; jokes, but I edited them slightly.<br /><br />My idiot friend called me and asked me for my phone number.<br /><br />Yesterday I went to my idiot friend&#039;s house and he was staring at an orange juice box. I asked him &quot;why&quot;, he said &quot;because it says concentrate&quot;<br /><br />His idiot girlfriend put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.<br /><br />My idiot friend tried to put m&amp;mâ€™s in alphabetical order.<br /><br />He tried to drown a fish.<br /><br />He got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.<br /><br />He tripped over a cordless phone.<br /><br />He asked for a price check at the dollar store.<br /><br />He slept with a ruler to see how long he slept.<br /><br />He studied for a blood test.<br /><br />When he heard that 90% all crimes occur around the home, he moved.<br /><br />When he missed the 44 bus he took the 22 bus twice<br /><br />When he took me to an airport he saw a sign that said â€œairport leftâ€, then he turned around and went home.<br />[/quote]MEGA ROFLCOPTER! Where did you find these?


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  [quote author=Bluelatios link=topic=5553.msg158730#msg158730 date=1256429379]<br /> to find out how it is really supposed to be said.<br />[/quote]<br />It already has a canonical pronunciation, see my earlier post.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  There once was a genie with a ten foot weenie and the butcher chopped it off and now its eight foot, four....<br /><br />Sorry, my perversion has rose due to lack of interaction with females. I&#039;m undergoing a testosterone overload and am on the possible verge of either a meltdown, or a breakdown. Whichever comes first. I can&#039;t go a single day without masturbating at least twice. 


subject: Re: Funny joke
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  [quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=5556.msg158737#msg158737 date=1256431545]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5556.msg158713#msg158713 date=1256421077]<br />I got some insult/jokes. They were originally &quot;blond&quot; jokes, but I edited them slightly.<br /><br />My idiot friend called me and asked me for my phone number.<br /><br />Yesterday I went to my idiot friend&#039;s house and he was staring at an orange juice box. I asked him &quot;why&quot;, he said &quot;because it says concentrate&quot;<br /><br />His idiot girlfriend put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.<br /><br />My idiot friend tried to put m&amp;mâ€™s in alphabetical order.<br /><br />He tried to drown a fish.<br /><br />He got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.<br /><br />He tripped over a cordless phone.<br /><br />He asked for a price check at the dollar store.<br /><br />He slept with a ruler to see how long he slept.<br /><br />He studied for a blood test.<br /><br />When he heard that 90% all crimes occur around the home, he moved.<br /><br />When he missed the 44 bus he took the 22 bus twice<br /><br />When he took me to an airport he saw a sign that said â€œairport leftâ€, then he turned around and went home.<br />[/quote]MEGA ROFLCOPTER! Where did you find these?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />http://www.lol.com/


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  Perhaps there is no actual right way to pronounce a pokemon&#039;s name, despite what the pokemon handbook series and the anime say.<br /><br />(If everyone went by the anime, then we&#039;d probably be dead.


subject: Re: Funny joke
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  [quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=5556.msg158684#msg158684 date=1256415473]<br />[b]The Hippie and the Nun[/b]<br /><br />Once upon a time (Approximately, 30 years ago) there was a Hipster who had just gotten stoned. He got on a bus and sat at the back where there was a Nun reading the Bible. Being stoned, he asked, â€œHey. Wanna hook up and score?â€ The Nun simply replied, â€œNo no, thank-you anyway. My virginity is Sacred.â€ Feeling stupid, the Hippie finally gets to his stop and is about to leave when the bus driver stops him. <br />â€œDude, if you really want to hook up with her, you should go down to the Church every Sunday. She is a Christian and a dedicated one too. She literally LOVES Jesus!â€ This gave him an idea <br />He dressed up as Jesus and walked into the Church on Sunday. Sure enough, he saw the Nun praying. He walked up to her, held out his arms and said, â€œBehold. I am the mighty Jesus Christ. Lets score.â€ She was overjoyed<br /><br />After it was over he ripped off the Costume and screamed, â€œHah! Iâ€™m really the Hippie!.â€<br /><br />The Nun simply replied,â€ And Iâ€™m really the Bus Driver.â€<br />[/quote]<br />That reminds me a lot of a similar joke. It goes something like this:<br /><br />Once in San Francisco there was a cab driver who picked up a nun. While he was driving her he started crying at the wheel. She asked, &quot;My son what is the matter?&quot; He replied, &quot;I can&#039;t tell you. You might get offended. &quot;My son, I&#039;ve been around long enough to hear and experience almost everything. Nothing you say could offend me.&quot; &quot;Well, I&#039;ve always had this fantasy of kissing a nun.&quot; &quot;Well my son, if you want to kiss me, you have to be single and a Catholic.&quot; &quot;I&#039;m both of those.&quot; &quot;Then let&#039;s pull over and do it.&quot;<br /><br />So they pulled over in a dark alley and she kissed him so good it would&#039;ve made a hooker blush. Then when they pulled out on the road, the cab driver said, &quot; I must confess that I have sinned. I&#039;m not a single Catholic man but a married Jewish man.&quot; &quot;Its ok my son,&quot; replied the nun, &quot;for I am not a nun, but a man on his way to a costume party.&quot;


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg158744#msg158744 date=1256437351]<br />There once was a genie with a ten foot weenie and the butcher chopped it off and now its eight foot, four....<br /><br />Sorry, my perversion has rose due to lack of interaction with females. I&#039;m undergoing a testosterone overload and am on the possible verge of either a meltdown, or a breakdown. Whichever comes first. I can&#039;t go a single day without masturbating at least twice. <br />[/quote]<br /><br />The world mourns your situation, as it is universal.<br /><br />Just saw &quot;Zombieland&quot; in theaters. Lots of blood and guts. I liked it.


subject: Re: Team Rocket Return! This time they aren't alone!
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  *Eve shakes water out of her fur*<br /><br />Eve: Why did you leave me out here? Fire Types hate water!


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Christina: [i]Hang on... I think I remember something... when I was human... I often felt dizzy. The doctor said to tell someone if it happens.[/i]


subject: Re: I need help picking Pokemon for my Platinum team.
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  I EV trained a hasty Palkia. 252 Special attack, 252 speed, 6 attack. Would an Electivire be a good choice?


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ No<br />&lt; Is thinking of dressing as a Poochyena or Mightyena next Halloween, and as a red-haired human this year.<br />V Will dress up for Halloween?


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ Probably, if I can get unsick enough to find a costume. Also, your sig is amusing.<br />&lt; I&#039;ll probably be a grim reaper or a ghost (you know, the classic sheet with two holes in it ghost.) There&#039;s no point in being fancy if I&#039;m just going out to beg for candy.<br />V Likes candy?


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ Hell yeah<br />&lt; Why am I going as a red-head teen this year? Because I am one already, and my brother says I&#039;m scary enough without a costume. Why a Pokemon next year? I dunno, maybe because I&#039;d have finished school, be nearly 17, and have my own life, and also be free to do what I please and because I&#039;m bored and can&#039;t think of anything else to say.<br />V Was my &quot;&lt;&quot; rather a long one?


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ Meh<br />&lt; I&#039;ve given up on the hokey training methods (&quot;Lots of love!&quot;) used by most Pokemon NPCs and anime characters and decided to try my hand at EV training. It&#039;s fairly easy in D/P/Pt.<br />V Totally faked being soppy to pass the test in the Dragon&#039;s Den (G/S/C)?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Ketsuban link=topic=3088.msg158761#msg158761 date=1256478143]<br />*hugs a penguin, for I am now posting in Linux*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Not just a Penguin, the Penguin. Tux, man!


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
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  Kira: YOU WAS TAKEN FROM YOUR [B]TRUE[/B] PARENTS! GARETH TOOK YOU FROM ME BECAUSE I [B]REFUSED[/B] TO SLEEP WITH HIM AND CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND!


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
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  Ruby: Congtratulations Moonlight.<br /><br />Moonlight: Thanks I guess. She&#039;s an angel alright.


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
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  [quote author=Adrian Malacoda link=topic=5558.msg158808#msg158808 date=1256492529]<br />Ubuntu Linux is worth it<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Wait... it&#039;s free....


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
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  So far it seems a lot like Vista. With a different taskbar. And now you can&#039;t organize the files in your folders the way you want them to be. Plus let&#039;s not add the confusing interface in Windows Explorer.


subject: Re: Funny joke
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5556.msg158775#msg158775 date=1256482997]<br />There&#039;s one in my sig too.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I fell for that.


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because I was so not here 2 years ago.<br /><br />Banned because you weren&#039;t either. (tachi used hyperbole)


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
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  [color=red]IE is useless it crashes and my answer is no. Windows 7 is going to be another failure like Vista, and I bet you in a few months time Windows 7 is going to be the next victim for the Conficker Worm. Vista, XP Windows 7 Beta, and other Windows systems (like Server 2008), is going to be another victim to Conficker. Will I upgrade to Windows 7? Nope. If my Vista/XP goes wrong, I&#039;ll turn to Lunix.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Yami: *Asleep in a quiet room with Ho-Oh&#039;s Pokeball on the table beside his bed as Ho-Oh is asleep in his ball*


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Brandon: ...this is getting bad... with the power of the legends, who knows what these people could do...


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
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  Eve: Hey! What the hell is your problem? And don&#039;t say &quot;you&quot; because that&#039;s just insulting!


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
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  Picking an operating system based on its susceptibility to Conficker is like avoiding a partner based on their susceptibility to the common cold. If you take the necessary precautions then it doesn&#039;t matter.<br /><br />Windows 7 looks decent enough but Vista has yet to irritate me like other people so I&#039;ll wait for a while.


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
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  I won&#039;t buy windows 7 unless it allows at least 90% compatibility with the programs I have on my laptop.<br /><br />Also, I can try out Windows 7 anytime thanks to my mother&#039;s friend that I&#039;ll be living with for 6 months starting November 1st.


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
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  [color=red]Vista irritates me on the endless fact it has more updates than Windows XP. And it&#039;s taken me nearly 2 weeks to get the three downloads that would fail to finally install. There&#039;s already Windows 7 laptops released here in England. Until either can impress me, I may download it. If not, I&#039;ll switch to Lunix, once I know my stuff will be safe.


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
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  Kira: It&#039;s like I&#039;ve been TELLING you, Gareth is an IDIOT! He knows NOTHING about Pokemon!


subject: Re: Funny joke
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5556.msg158826#msg158826 date=1256496172]<br />*Is laughing own ass off*<br /><br />Who else fell for it?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I was scrolling down to see the next post and read it anyway. And Stupid shouldn&#039;t be capitalized. It isn&#039;t a name.&nbsp; ;D


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
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  Steve: You saying my life only feels bad with you because I&#039;m not realizing that you&#039;re actually trying to help me?


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5558.msg158836#msg158836 date=1256497542]<br />I won&#039;t buy windows 7 unless it allows at least 90% compatibility with the programs I have on my laptop.<br /><br />Also, I can try out Windows 7 anytime thanks to my mother&#039;s friend that I&#039;ll be living with for 6 months starting November 1st.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Windows Ultimate let&#039;s you run XP in a window to run those programs that don&#039;t work for some reason with XP compatibility mode, that, and it has Vista Compatibility mode.


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
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  [color=red]Certain things like Spybot: Search &amp; Destroy doesn&#039;t work with Vista, it never worked on mine properly.


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Spikes: *Sighs and he sits down* I can never love someone who doesn&#039;t keep their human memories on certain things.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ Everyone did. Haha!&nbsp; ;D<br /><br />&lt; SoulSilver...Mmm...Lugia...<br /><br />V Mmm...Person...


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
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  [quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=5558.msg158785#msg158785 date=1256489535]<br />YESYESYESYESYESYESYES.<br />I can&#039;t wait for MissingNo to see this.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Uh, yeah, [url=http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php/topic,4256.0.html]it&#039;s worth it, even back in the pre-7000 builds era[/url]. Fast, slick, friendly, makes up for Windows ME 2.0.<br /><br />[quote author=GARY &#039;M 9 link=topic=5558.msg158874#msg158874 date=1256506554]<br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=5558.msg158836#msg158836 date=1256497542]<br />I won&#039;t buy windows 7 unless it allows at least 90% compatibility with the programs I have on my laptop.<br /><br />Also, I can try out Windows 7 anytime thanks to my mother&#039;s friend that I&#039;ll be living with for 6 months starting November 1st.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Windows Ultimate let&#039;s you run XP in a window to run those programs that don&#039;t work for some reason with XP compatibility mode, that, and it has Vista Compatibility mode.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />XP Mode needs hardware virtualization support on the processor.


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  [color=red]Vista is better for gaming with an HD screen like my laptop has. If there is a &quot;better&quot; difference for Windows 7, I&#039;d get it for my parents.


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
poster_name: Abwayax
poster_email: *****@*****
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  [s]I believe[/s] I am eligible for a free Windows 7 upgrade. That said, I may or may not take it.<br /><br />Edit: I am in fact eligible for a free Windows 7


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  *swears loudly* I bought my Asus 2 months too late to get the free upgrade.<br /><br />Oh well, [quote author=Phrawger link=topic=5558.msg158835#msg158835 date=1256497248]<br />Windows 7 looks decent enough but Vista has yet to irritate me like other people<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I take the same stance on Vista as Phrawger, so I&#039;ll stick with it.


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
poster_name: Abwayax
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  My ideal setup would be to run the Windows inside a virtual machine. Unfortunately, the only information I can find regarding how to migrate an existing Windows install to a virtual machine comes with dozens of caveats.<br /><br />Also unfortunately, the Windows 7 free upgrade is only an upgrade, not a full installer.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  Okay, the flashing thing seriously gave me a seizure.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />â†‘The above statement is false. Did you fall for it?


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
poster_name: ccbtimewiz
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  It&#039;s one hell of a leap from Vista, that is for sure.<br /><br />Windows 7 is probably the best Windows OS I&#039;ve seen since XP-- I almost prefer it over my Debian system.<br /><br />[i]Almost[/i].


subject: Re: Your Favorite Beatles Song
poster_name: Missing? NO!
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  [quote author=Adrian Malacoda link=topic=5551.msg157939#msg157939 date=1255967822]<br />[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/393035857_2d847ea3f3.jpg[/img]<br />[/quote]<br />Have the movie. Epic.<br /><br />I Am The Walrus. Weird, but awesome.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  Yeah, but I have to put it here for it to make sense.<br /><br />Meh, stone me in the town square for my horrible attempt to steal your joke.


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
poster_name: ?????(000)
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  Christina: [i]After this, I&#039;m going to a Pokemon school to relearn these human things I&#039;ve forgotten.[/i] Uh, Nurse Joy? You around?


subject: Re: You're Banned!
poster_name: ?????(000)
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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  Banned because, to tell what gender you are, look down.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Not here, stupid.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: ?????(000)
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
icon: xx
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body:
  ^ 12:32 PM (32 past Mid day)<br />&lt; Is hungry but too lazy to move<br />V Shall I get my servants to prepare me something?


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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body:
  Kira: You&#039;re so stupid. I&#039;m the EXPERT Gareth isn&#039;t! Why do I bother. You are no longer my Pokemon! *She leaves through the back door*


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  Sunlight: *Blasts her with a Shadow Ball-Psychic* If you wasn&#039;t such a bitch, you&#039;d get love.


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  Kira: It&#039;s not like you CARE about your Espeon who WANTED to be an UMBREON! Since you can&#039;t handle the fact of STAYING up, like I can, all you had to do was make him happy with him holding a Lunar Ribbon!


subject: Re: Pokemon Theives!
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  Aqua: Way a go, moron. You driven off her Trainer. Nice job, jackass.<br /><br />Kira: *Locks the Gym&#039;s door from the inside*


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  Kira: *Picks up Moonlight as she purrs* What Moonlight has on her collar. THAT is a Lunar Ribbon, but it&#039;s too late.


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
poster_name: ?????(000)
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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  Eve: No fair!<br />____<br /><br />-The afterlife-<br /><br />Espeon: Damn it, WHY must she keep being such a bitch?


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
poster_name: ?????(000)
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
icon: xx
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  Christina: *Moves her ears* Wait.. this doesn&#039;t smell like a Pokemon Center... <br /><br />*She goes back the way she came, and walks right into the now closed door of a large cage*


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: Angrysmurf
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
modified_name: Angrysmurf
icon: xx
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  â†‘Actually, avoiding homework.<br />â†Okay, my head hurts so bad I&#039;m going to shoot myself.<br />â†“BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BAM!!!!!!!!--


subject: Re: Official 1st Gen (Red/Blue and Yellow) Glitch Discussion
poster_name: Kuukichuu
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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  Hello!<br /><br />I&#039;m not sure if this is the correct place to ask this, but I was wondering if the pokemon that evolve from glitches are normal, stable pokemon.<br /><br />I was under the impression they are, until I caught a level 80 &#039;M. I gave the &#039;M 3 rare candies, but only allowed it to evolve into Kangaskhan after the third one (so I could show/bore my friends). This resulted in me having a level 83 Kangaskhan. I then got into a battle with a MissingNo. and my Kangaskhan gained a level, which was good, apart from the fact that it &quot;grew&quot; to level 62. I gave it rare candies again to get to level 83, and battled it until it gained a level. It managed to reach 84 this time (I thought it my loop like the level 100-70-100-70 etc. of my&nbsp; Kabutops Fossil MissingNo.)<br /><br />I assumed this was a fluke mistake, seeing as I had never read about this before, so I tried it again, and again my level 83 Kangaskhan &quot;grew&quot; to level 62.<br /><br />Is this normal, and is the Kangashkhan normal? If necessary I can probably get a (very poor quality) video of this.


subject: Greetings All!
poster_name: Kuukichuu
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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  Hello all!<br /><br />I am new here, and felt it necessary to introduce myself (granted I did this after my fist post, but &#039;tis the thought that counts).<br /><br />My user name is Japanese for &quot;in air&quot; if anyone was wondering (as in kuukichuu de moeru - burn in air [That looks really strange in romaji]), and is one of my favourite phrases in Japanese. <br />


subject: Re: Greetings All!
poster_name: Missing? NO!
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  Welcome to GCLF! If you would like a complementary breakfast, that will be located in the Cafe Le Du Metapode.


subject: Re: Greetings All!
poster_name: Kuukichuu
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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ua_os: Mac OS X 10.6.1
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  Only breakfast? No free elevensies? Lunch? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Tea? Supper? <br /><br />If ye cannay tell, I like food and meals.<br /><br />It can also be assumed that I like pokemon and glitches. This is a fair assumption. I actually had a dream about MissingNo. the other night. It was peculiar to say the least. My weirdest dream was about 2-electron nucleophilic attacks in ASCII (the ASCII was a result of a NetHack marathon, the chemistry was the result of my studying Chemistry and Japanese).<br /><br />I currently have the 2nd-year equivalent of Fresher&#039;s Flu (i.e. a cold) and as such, I am in a weird, possibly feverish mood. Hence the rambling. As a result of this I will now stop typing. Right Now. Any second now. Now.


subject: Re: Official 1st Gen (Red/Blue and Yellow) Glitch Discussion
poster_name: Guy
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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  [quote author=Kuukichuu link=topic=36.msg158957#msg158957 date=1256585086]<br />Hello!<br /><br />I&#039;m not sure if this is the correct place to ask this, but I was wondering if the pokemon that evolve from glitches are normal, stable pokemon.<br /><br />I was under the impression they are, until I caught a level 80 &#039;M. I gave the &#039;M 3 rare candies, but only allowed it to evolve into Kangaskhan after the third one (so I could show/bore my friends). This resulted in me having a level 83 Kangaskhan. I then got into a battle with a MissingNo. and my Kangaskhan gained a level, which was good, apart from the fact that it &quot;grew&quot; to level 62. I gave it rare candies again to get to level 83, and battled it until it gained a level. It managed to reach 84 this time (I thought it my loop like the level 100-70-100-70 etc. of my&nbsp; Kabutops Fossil MissingNo.)<br /><br />I assumed this was a fluke mistake, seeing as I had never read about this before, so I tried it again, and again my level 83 Kangaskhan &quot;grew&quot; to level 62.<br /><br />Is this normal, and is the Kangashkhan normal? If necessary I can probably get a (very poor quality) video of this.<br />[/quote]This has happened to me, and I believe it is because &#039;M has a different amount of EXP at level 80 than does Kangaskhan.


subject: Re: You're Banned!
poster_name: Reimoni
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
modified_name: Reimoni
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  Banned because in about 10 minutes, its been four (or three) years science ive been part of this site. (not just as reimoni, but glitchmaster and another account long lost to me)


subject: Re: Official 1st Gen (Red/Blue and Yellow) Glitch Discussion
poster_name: Kuukichuu
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
icon: xx
ua_os: Mac OS X 10.6.1
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body:
  Coolio<br /><br />Thank you for replying. I have beed reading about glitches a lot recently, but had never read about the level change, I was not sure if it was normal or not. 


subject: Re: Greetings All!
poster_name: Reimoni
poster_email: *****@*****
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  Welcome, odd thing...... I just finished watching that part on LotR. As you can probably tell, im Reimoni AKA Rei-Rei AKA GM AKA (this could take a while)........... oh and PS[quote=valve]The cake is a lie. dont take its bait![/quote]


subject: Re: Greetings All!
poster_name: Ketsuban
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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ua_os: Linux
ua_browser: Opera 9.80
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body:
  There&#039;s free early-Bird-type buffet in Le CafÃ© du Metapod AccrochÃ©.<br /><br />(NB: That&#039;s French for Hooked Metapod CafÃ©.)


subject: Re: Greetings All!
poster_name: ?????(000)
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
modified_name: Jolteon
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body:
  Welcome &quot;In Air&quot;, nice to see you. I see nobody offered you a cookie yet.<br /><br />[img]http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PTGPOD/826309~Chocolate-Chip-Cookie-on-White-Background-Posters.jpg[/img]<br /><br />Note: I only bite if you annoy me.


subject: Re: Your Favorite Beatles Song
poster_name: Ratipharos
poster_email: *****@*****
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  [quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=5551.msg158901#msg158901 date=1256526362]<br />[quote author=Adrian Malacoda link=topic=5551.msg157939#msg157939 date=1255967822]<br />[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/393035857_2d847ea3f3.jpg[/img]<br />[/quote]<br />Have the movie. Epic.<br /><br />I Am The Walrus. Weird, but awesome.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />First song I learned. Creepy....<br />But good song.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: ?????(000)
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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body:
  ^ *Bites Angrysmurf on the leg*<br />&lt; Hehe... he taste good. *Takes another bite*<br />V What do you want?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Ratipharos
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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ua_os: Windows XP
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  [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=3088.msg158919#msg158919 date=1256560576]<br />OK.<br /><br />*Stones Angrysmurf to death in the town square*<br />[/quote]<br /><br />You do realize that this is a religious reference to Quakers, right? Or maybe it isn&#039;t and I&#039;m just thinking stoning to death = Quaker reference.


subject: Re: Greetings All!
poster_name: Reimoni
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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  [center]i have a few stamps for the occasion<br />[img]http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/139/5/4/smile_STAMP_by_turusai.gif[/img][img]http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs27/f/2008/077/4/a/Epic_Fail_Stamp_by_Kezzi_Rose.png[/img][img]http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/240/3/7/Bad_Mood_Stamps_Smiling_by_G_i_z_m_O.gif[/img]<br />If you can figure out the reason............... um.............. surfing pikachu?[/center]


subject: Re: Greetings All!
poster_name: Angrysmurf
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
icon: xx
ua_os: Windows Vista/Server 2008
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body:
  Hey there! Welcome to GCL. I am the local smurf of GCL-don&#039;t piss me off.&nbsp; :P<br /><br />Anyways, enjoy your stay here at the forums!


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Angrysmurf
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
icon: xx
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body:
  Hmmm... wasn&#039;t a religious reference, but I have gone to a Catholic school my whole life, so my brain possibly used my subconscience to create the joke based on my knowledge of religion.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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icon: xx
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body:
  Gardevoir: You were knocked out because you two pissed Yami off, so Ho-Oh, knocked you both out and took Yami to hospital.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: Angrysmurf
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
icon: xx
ua_os: Windows Vista/Server 2008
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body:
  â†‘OW! STOP BITING! I DIDN&#039;T ACTUALLY KILL MYSELF!<br />â†Now that I&#039;ve stopped yelling...<br />â†“Random?


subject: Re: You're Banned!
poster_name: Reimoni
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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  Banned because I reject your reality and subsitute is with my own. (Curse my fingers and this dmn keyboard all the letters have been mixed up 0 is wher x should be so i took me a while to relearn where everything is)


subject: Re: Greetings All!
poster_name: Missing? NO!
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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ua_os: Windows XP
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body:
  [quote author=Kuukichuu link=topic=5560.msg158968#msg158968 date=1256587793]<br />Only breakfast? No free elevensies? Lunch? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Tea? Supper? <br />If ye cannay tell, I like food and meals.<br />[/quote]<br />My kind of person.


subject: Re: Greetings All!
poster_name: Wa
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
icon: xx
ua_os: Linux
ua_browser: Firefox 3.0.1
ua_os_icon: linux
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body:
  Hello, and welcome to GCLF! We&#039;re a multilingual group, so the more languages the better. Latin et Japanese sunt optimae.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Wa
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
icon: xx
ua_os: Linux
ua_browser: Firefox 3.0.1
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body:
  Speaking of stoning to death, I&#039;d like to do that to John Mayer because of his new song, &quot;Who Says (I Can&#039;t Get Stoned)&quot;. This song might have made sense a few decades ago, but here and now it&#039;s out of place. I would forgive him if it was a good song, but in my opinion it&#039;s crap. Thanks a lot for adding to the pile of crap my favorite radio station has been coerced into playing, Mr. Mayer.


subject: Re: Press Ctrl+V or Cmd+V or whatever and post
poster_name: ?????(000)
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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body:
  X_X Stayed up too long...<br />Hit head on wall laughing...<br />Got yelled at by father...<br />Logging off...


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: Wa
poster_email: *****@*****
poster_ip: ***.***.***.***
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  ^ Yes, but also funny. *joins Jolteon in dinner* Mmm, tasty Smurf.<br />&lt; Headache + Illness + Fatigue + Homework = avoiding all school related activities and listening to NIN<br />V esne fessus?


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Kira: Look how you&#039;ve treated Espeon. He&#039;s just as LAZY as YOU as he has a KID on the way!


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ Basque yes?<br />&lt; ã‚¤ãƒ æœªçŸ¥ã®è¬Žï¼ (dont know if this will show up properly)<br />V How about you?


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
poster_name: glitchhunter09
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  I&#039;ve heard 7 is closer to Windows XP than Vista. I&#039;m not sure if that&#039;s true yet though.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  On an ever LESS happy note, I have a fever of 99+ degrees Fahrenheit. Joyous day.<br />But on the bright side, I get to study Greek more because I&#039;m not going to school tomorrow. (Even though I got an A- average for this mid-term...)<br /><br />:D


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
poster_name: Wa
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  [quote author=Adrian Malacoda link=topic=5558.msg158808#msg158808 date=1256492529]<br />Ubuntu Linux is worth it<br />[/quote][quote author=Mutou Yami link=topic=5558.msg158814#msg158814 date=1256495560]<br />[color=red]IE is useless it crashes and my answer is no. Windows 7 is going to be another failure like Vista, and I bet you in a few months time Windows 7 is going to be the next victim for the Conficker Worm. Vista, XP Windows 7 Beta, and other Windows systems (like Server 2008), is going to be another victim to Conficker. Will I upgrade to Windows 7? Nope. If my Vista/XP goes wrong, I&#039;ll turn to Lunix.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I agree with you both. Microsoft has never proven to me that Windows 7 will actually function like the ads say it will - and even if it does, the susceptibility to computer viruses and constant updates, as well as the fact that my current computer was designed for XP, means that I am going to stick with Ubuntu (which successfully fills my need for instant click gratification) until I have solid, hard evidence that Windows 7 will be as fast and as operable as I need. 


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because I can completely understand many simple python scripts, yet am completely unable to code even the simplest of my own.


subject: Re: Greetings All!
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  Ugh, I feel left out with all the foreign language speakers... (Io parlare Italiano un poco, but that&#039;s it.)


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
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  Agree with Wa because I&#039;m one of those kinds of people who like to think that machines should be made to do their users&#039; biddings, not those of a manufacturer or software developer.<br /><br />Case in point: Apple. You shell out HUNDREDS of $$$ for hardware that is not much functionally different than other, cheaper counterparts (in effect paying for the Apple brand) and Apple will maintain that IT, not YOU, controls this hardware. Apple considers it a DMCA violation if you try to make your iPod sync with software other than iTunes; same if you try to install &quot;unapproved&quot; software on the iPhone or make the iPhone use a different carrier than the one Apple wants you to use. There is a recent news item about Apple&#039;s claim to a patent on software technology that disables an OS in order to present its user with advertisements. Microsoft is no different. There are cases of Microsoft foisting software on its users through Windows Update (search your favorite engine for details about the .NET Firefox extension or Windows Genuine Advantage, neither of which could be uninstalled easily). Microsoft creates proprietary file formats designed to promote vendor lock-in, including the ever-ubiquitous &quot;Word file&quot; and &quot;Powerpoint&quot;; users of non-Microsoft systems have to effectively reverse-engineer these formats simply to read/write to them. Search &quot;Digital Rights Management&quot; or &quot;Trusted Computing&quot; for information about how your computer can be made to disobey you.<br /><br />[url=http://www.getgnulinux.org/windows/]Get GNU/Linux[/url], [url=http://en.windows7sins.org/]Windows 7 Sins[/url], and this page on the [url=http://www.fsf.org/about/what-is-free-software]Free Software Foundation website[/url] explain in detail why Windows 7 is in fact not &quot;worth it.&quot; Keep in mind that although lots of free software people like to bash Microsoft, other proprietary software vendors (Apple, Macromedia/Adobe, etc) are no different. If you are a consumer of Adobe Flash content (which has around a 98% market penetration I think), you&#039;re already experiencing vendor lock-in.


subject: Re: Finally, some blessed silence
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  DOUBLE POSTING FOR GREAT JUSTICE (or rather, a video)<br /><br />It turns out that it was merely a simple mistake impeding me from uploading my video. So, without further ado, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3rAHwtVigM]here it is.[/url]<br /><br />As I said above, I believe that the unique music changes on Route 214 to Sendoff Spring make this happen, but I could be wrong. What do you think? 


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  Ughhh, I&#039;m getting sick too (maybe swine flu). My brother has been sick for five days (he&#039;s going to the doctors today to see if it&#039;s H1N1), in general, most kids at my high school are sick (with three confirmed H1N1 cases there), and I recently had a hockey game against a team that had players on it who recently had swine flu (the result being my equipment completely disinfected).<br /><br />It may be the common cold, or a different strain of flu, but I just have a feeling it&#039;s swine flu.<br /><br />For all of those wondering (ie panicking) about swine flu, I can tell you something. [b]If[/b] my brother has it (of course, that&#039;s a pretty big if), than be assured that H1N1 is no different than any other flu; my brother has acted and felt exactlly how he usually does when he gets sick.<br /><br /><br /><br />Wow, I wrote more than I thought, but I&#039;m done now-- I have to cough.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=tachi link=topic=3088.msg159061#msg159061 date=1256641434]<br />you heart smurfs<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Reimoni made it (I didn&#039;t request it) and sent it to my profile (through comments); I found it good, and added it to my sig.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  â†‘Yes please.<br />â†@Wa- AHHHHH! STOP! First the crazed Jolteon, now you?!<br />â†“I am very well thank you please?


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Christina: SOMEBODY! HELP!<br />______<br /><br />-Pokemon Center-<br /><br />*Jake lifts his head, which was abut the only thing he could move*<br /><br />Jake: [i]That&#039;s my sister... I have to help her...[/i]<br /><br />*HE starts struggling with the chains holding him down*


subject: Re: Your Favorite Beatles Song
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  [quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=5551.msg158145#msg158145 date=1256072284]<br />MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP LISTENING TO FALSE RUMORS, HM?<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Yeah, like the rumor that Stairway to Heaven (by Led Zeppelin) played backwards makes a love song--to the devil (my Led Zeppelin-fan parents were not ammused).<br /><br />Anyways, not a huge Beatles fan, but I occasionally listen to them. Fave song-Come Together.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: Zowayix
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  ^ Nah, don&#039;t really care<br />&lt; Has more depressing things on his mind than Jolteon eating all the candy<br />v Will cheer me up?


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
poster_name: Ketsuban
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  [quote author=Adrian Malacoda link=topic=5558.msg159051#msg159051 date=1256618545]<br />Agree with Wa because I&#039;m one of those kinds of people who like to think that machines should be made to do their users&#039; biddings, not those of a manufacturer or software developer.<br /><br />Case in point: Apple. You shell out HUNDREDS of $$$ for hardware that is not much functionally different than other, cheaper counterparts (in effect paying for the Apple brand) and Apple will maintain that IT, not YOU, controls this hardware. Apple considers it a DMCA violation if you try to make your iPod sync with software other than iTunes; same if you try to install &quot;unapproved&quot; software on the iPhone or make the iPhone use a different carrier than the one Apple wants you to use. There is a recent news item about Apple&#039;s claim to a patent on software technology that disables an OS in order to present its user with advertisements. Microsoft is no different. There are cases of Microsoft foisting software on its users through Windows Update (search your favorite engine for details about the .NET Firefox extension or Windows Genuine Advantage, neither of which could be uninstalled easily). Microsoft creates proprietary file formats designed to promote vendor lock-in, including the ever-ubiquitous &quot;Word file&quot; and &quot;Powerpoint&quot;; users of non-Microsoft systems have to effectively reverse-engineer these formats simply to read/write to them. Search &quot;Digital Rights Management&quot; or &quot;Trusted Computing&quot; for information about how your computer can be made to disobey you.<br /><br />[url=http://www.getgnulinux.org/windows/]Get GNU/Linux[/url], [url=http://en.windows7sins.org/]Windows 7 Sins[/url], and this page on the [url=http://www.fsf.org/about/what-is-free-software]Free Software Foundation website[/url] explain in detail why Windows 7 is in fact not &quot;worth it.&quot; Keep in mind that although lots of free software people like to bash Microsoft, other proprietary software vendors (Apple, Macromedia/Adobe, etc) are no different. If you are a consumer of Adobe Flash content (which has around a 98% market penetration I think), you&#039;re already experiencing vendor lock-in.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Q F fucking T


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: Wa
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  ^ I suppose so. *continues to eat Angrysmurf* Hey, it could be worse. You could have Ebola (Zaire strain.)<br />&lt; Some random teenager named Bryan just asked to be my friend on Youtube. I DON&#039;T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY. But I said yes; anyone who does a solo Bulbasaur FR run is hardcore.<br />V Anonymous friend requests are awkward, amirite?


subject: Re: You're Banned!
poster_name: Wa
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  Banned because it must be shiny, because many blue Pokemon turn purple when they&#039;re shiny.<br />Case in point:<br />[img]http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/63/Spr_4d_382_s.png[/img]<br />[img]http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/0/09/Spr_3r_260_s.png[/img]<br />[img]http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/1/1e/Spr_4d_248_s.png[/img]<br />(the belly)<br />


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Wa
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  Brocco Guy, Angrysmurf, let&#039;s all hope that we get better. Just think positively (yeah, sounds dumb, but it doesn&#039;t help to make yourself sick) and take lots of meds.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: glitchhunter09
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  Amazingly I haven&#039;t gotten H1N1 yet. <br /><br />I&#039;ve said this before, but I really want to show off my Smurf toy collection to Angrysmurf. (provided of course I can find it.)


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ lolno<br />= Is playing [i]System Shock 2[/i]<br />V Have you played it?&nbsp; If so, did you like it?


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: Wa
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  ^ No. I don&#039;t play PC games.<br />&lt; Now I know who Kasane Teto is! That explains a hell of a lot.<br />V Sick?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=3088.msg159085#msg159085 date=1256659929]<br />Brocco Guy, Angrysmurf, let&#039;s all hope that we get better. Just think positively (yeah, sounds dumb, but it doesn&#039;t help to make yourself sick) and take lots of meds.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />PROVEN FACT: The happier you are, the healthier you are.<br /><br />Actually, I don&#039;t feel all that sick. <br />*COUGHHACKHACKCOUGHHACKlkfjasl;dkfjs;lhLKHACKCOUGH*<br />Excuse me.<br /><br />I&#039;ve been playing the Beatles: Rock Band. I&#039;m disappointed they don&#039;t have Hey Jude, Let It Be, Across the Universe etc.<br />Can you say I wants moneys?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [s]miujyrhfabsdskje3grbhghbndstyysduhkjl67uyujgh sorry, there was a spider on the keyboard.[/s]<br /><br />[quote author=Brocco Guy link=topic=3088.msg159092#msg159092 date=1256662669]<br />Can you say I wants moneys?<br />[/quote]<br />Yes, I can say that.<br /><br />&quot;I wants moneys&quot;<br />


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because IT&#039;S A FAKE!!!<br /><br />*runs off, only to get caught in Wa&#039;s Jolteon-proof cage*


subject: Re: What song are you listening to right now?
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  [color=red]OmedetÅ Gozaimasu, Megumi ni Michita Kata yo (Kajiro Miyako&#039;s Theme - Miyako&#039;s Death) - Shimizu Hitomi


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Yami: You&#039;re useless. She was used, but of course, the reason he attacked her because she was cruel to Moonlight, for being unable to have a child.


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Sana: *Folds her arms* You can&#039;t TAME him, therefore you&#039;re not worth of helping Yami, when YOU TWO pissed him off. *LOoks at Steve* He can go back to Gareth.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: glitchhunter09
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  [quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg159096#msg159096 date=1256663738]<br />We&#039;ve got to have...MONEY.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />And I&#039;ve got to have sex otherwise I&#039;m going to die. XD


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Brandon: And what about this protectiveness of Moon Angel?<br /><br />Espeon: That&#039;s only because she carries the child. Once the kid is born, do what you want with her.


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Christina: *Looks at the ground* [i]I... guess I&#039;m stuck... Spikes... Angel... Yami... even Jake... I&#039;m never going to see themagain...


subject: Re: The Revival Of Team Magma, With an Ally!
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  Andrew: Who the hell is Gareth? And no matter what you say, I REFUSE to not help Yami!<br /><br />Steve: No! I won&#039;t go back!


subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown: Team Pokemon vs Team Shadow Pokemon
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  Kira: I&#039;ve had enough. *Picks up Moon &quot;Angel&quot;* The kid is due, but she&#039;s stopping the kid. *Goes to the Pokemon Center*


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  [quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg159089#msg159089 date=1256661577]<br />I&#039;ve said this before, but I really want to show off my Smurf toy collection to Angrysmurf. (provided of course I can find it.)<br />[/quote]<br /><br />I&#039;d love to see it of course (just see my sig&nbsp; ;D).<br /><br />Anyways, the doctor&#039;s office was too busy to check my brother, so we don&#039;t know if it&#039;s H1N1. Meanwhile, I have felt shittier and shittier as the day goes on; I&#039;m getting the chills and I have a pounding headache, with the occasional sneeze and cough. Meh, hopefully I will get better.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  â†‘Yes, I&#039;m getting sick.<br />â†You know, I would stop you from eating me, but you do realize you&#039;re eating diseased meat, don&#039;t you?<br />â†“Headaches suck... a lot. Agreed?


subject: Re: You're Banned!
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=386.msg159094#msg159094 date=1256662955]<br />Banned because <br />[IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/25ppc86.jpg[/img]<br />I beg to differ.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Banned @ Wa because I just LOL&#039;ed very loudly.<br /><br />Banned @ Wa again because you just gave me a valid excuse for having a purple smurf.<br /><br />Banned @ Jolteon because [quote author=Jolteon link=topic=386.msg159097#msg159097 date=1256663957]<br />Banned because IT&#039;S A FAKE!<br />[/quote]<br />or is it?


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Christina: I... I thought this was a Pokemon Center... You know how I collapsed in the house earlier? I often got dizzy as a human, and I was told by my doctor to go see someone who specializes in medicine if it happens again. It did happen, and.. I thought this would be the Pokemon Center... it looked like it until I realized... that I had walked int a trap...


subject: Re: You're Banned!
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  Banned because the 2nd ban was originally planned for Zowayix, until I realized it was you, not him, who made the suggestion that the smurf was shiny.


subject: Re: It's not ar-see-us, it's ark-ee-us
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  [quote author=Missing? NO! link=topic=5553.msg158783#msg158783 date=1256487855]<br />In PBR, the announcer pronounced Arceus, Ar-see-us.<br />[/quote]<br /><br /><br />If its the same announcer from the US Pokemon Stadium series then he&#039;ll often pronounce names wrong due to his accent. &quot;Oh its Arcanine&quot; of course, the pronunciations are often incorrect in the anime and this was a guy working for Nintendo so go figure. He might actually be pronouncing it correctly for all we know. Then again he may not. I&#039;ve noticed that Legendary Pokemon names tend to be the same spelling and otherwise in Japanese as they are in English.


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
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  Sunlight: *Slams the door shut in her face and goes back to her Trainer who&#039;s &quot;buried&quot; over the others*


subject: Re: A New Enemy?! They Call Themselves... Team Nightmare!
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  Angel: I did TELL you, there has been traps going on. Spikes it CRUSHED by you, because you ALLOWED yourself to FORGET the things HE knows like TIME. He was TAUGHT time, you on the other hand was HUMAN so you&#039;d ALREDY know about time but you allowed yourself to forget, and now he feels as if he&#039;s FORCED to teach YOU something&nbsp; you should ALREADY KNOW!


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg159109#msg159109 date=1256665068]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg159096#msg159096 date=1256663738]<br />We&#039;ve got to have...MONEY.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />And I&#039;ve got to have sex otherwise I&#039;m going to die. XD<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Highlight to show text.<br /><br />[color=#ECEDF3]<br /><br />(This&#039;ll work as a spoiler until some things get added on to SMF I guess.)<br /><br />If you&#039;re desperate, the couch is tha-*shot*<br /><br />(Only saying this since one of my drunk dad&#039;s drunk and possibly drugged up friends actually did that when I was 4/5 when I was asleep in my room.&nbsp; Apparently he WAS that desperate. And yes, we did get rid of the couch and my parents told me he &quot;pissed on it&quot; instead.)<br /><br />But yes, enough of the perversion for now, kthx.<br />[/color]


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Guy
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  [quote author=Glisp link=topic=3088.msg159109#msg159109 date=1256665068]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg159096#msg159096 date=1256663738]<br />We&#039;ve got to have...MONEY.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />And I&#039;ve got to have sex otherwise I&#039;m going to die. XD<br />[/quote]There was actually a video that replaced &quot;money&quot; with &quot;s**&quot;. Maybe I could make a short YTP of what you just exactly said.


subject: Re: Official 1st Gen (Red/Blue and Yellow) Glitch Discussion
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  LOL I just figured it out as I saw the question. It is probably right though. Perhaps one of the Admins knows for sure.


subject: Re: Team Rocket Strike again! Weird Pokemon, are appearing!
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  Andrew: I got nothing... unless you want me to learn to aim my electric attacks,which would be dangerous for other people around.


subject: Re: A Mysterious Pokemon School, for Pokemon: Team Rocket Are Up To No Good Again.
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  Sunlight: Incoming! *She pounces on the others and they laugh*<br /><br />Angel of the Moon: *Is seen on the windowil outside where Moon Angel is, as she licks her paw*


subject: Re: Team Rocket Return! This time they aren't alone!
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  Yami: How if you CAN&#039;T move, idiot. Diane is too STUPID to know HOW to use pinishment, Moonlight knows how, you don&#039;t like it so tough shit.


subject: Re: You're Banned!
poster_name: Angrysmurf
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  [quote author=Wa link=topic=386.msg159153#msg159153 date=1256680737]<br />Banned for thinking that I was Zowayix. I hope that you get over this illness soon.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Banned @ Wa because it has only just begun.<br /><br />Banned @ Jolteon because I am making many typos (due to the fact that I&#039;m trying to type while lying down).


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: Wa
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  ^ No.<br />&lt; There is no you/There is only me<br />V Search &quot;Kyogre in 39 Seconds&quot; on Youtube.


subject: Re: You're Banned!
poster_name: Wa
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  Banned because... er.... cheese. It just seems wrong to ban a sick person.<br /><br />[quote author=Jolteon link=topic=386.msg159177#msg159177 date=1256684188]<br />Banned for making an error.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  Just took my temperature and the thermometer went from over 106 to an &quot;H&quot;. Luckily we found that it was broken, because another read 99.8.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: Wa
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  ^ Yeah... It&#039;s not worth is unless you watch thousands of videos per month, like me.<br />[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI]&lt;[/url] 4,475 videos watched so far. I joined in September.<br />V That&#039;s kind of sad, isn&#039;t it?


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because I don&#039;t want to break [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The#The]the[/url] chain.<br /><br />[i]Warning- while you were typing, a new post was made. You may wish to review your post.[/i]<br /><br />Damn it- you broke the chain!<br /><br />Banned for breaking the chain.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^That&#039;s latin and stands for et cetera.<br />&lt; Actually, it&#039;s a little early for me to go to bed, but since I&#039;m not feeling well, I might just sleep.<br />V *Yawn* Cannot think of anything to put here.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Guy
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  [quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=3088.msg159189#msg159189 date=1256687961]<br />My latest temperature (30 minitues ago): 102 degrees Fahrenheit.<br />[/quote]Do we all live in the same area or something?


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
poster_name: :56 ERROR
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  ^ [s]DESU-KA ~*^_^[/s] Yes, but I like Suzumiya-san.<br />&lt; I do agree that there are lots of weeaboos.<br />V What?


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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  Unfortunately, I might start saying &quot;Fortunately&quot; and &quot;Unfortunately&quot; after everyone who says those exact words. It was funny.


subject: Re: CELEBI TRICK
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  [quote author=dandelodarky link=topic=1065.msg159053#msg159053 date=1256626429]<br />I discovered a new glitch using pokemons corresponding item without the use of bad clones.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Could you please extrapolate?


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  [quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg159187#msg159187 date=1256687702]<br />Just took my temperature and the thermometer went from over 106 to an &quot;H&quot;.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />&quot;To an H&quot;?


subject: Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
poster_name: :56 ERROR
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  [s]Unfortunately, we&#039;re going off of the original topic for the-[/s]<br /><br />Unfortunately, it crashes yet again and we have Beta Channels.


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because I only remember Kaiba and his Blue-Eyes White Dragons that combined to make Ultimate Dragon (or something like that).


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  [quote author=:56 ERROR link=topic=386.msg159218#msg159218 date=1256690405]<br />Banned because you haven&#039;t seen the horror of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Banned because I never will.


subject: Re: You're Banned!
poster_name: Wa
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  Banned because I have. Even the Japanese episodes suck.<br /><br />[quote author=Angrysmurf link=topic=386.msg159216#msg159216 date=1256690318]<br />Banned because I only remember Kaiba and his Blue-Eyes White Dragons that combined to make Ultimate Dragon (or something like that).<br />[/quote]<br /><br />*Wa embarrassedly pulls out her Blue-Eyes*<br />It&#039;s one of my favorites, because my friend gave it to me.<br />


subject: Re: You're Banned!
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  Banned because I still have some Algebra homework, but I&#039;m so tired and sick I might not do it at all.


subject: Re: The V,^,and &lt; game
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  ^ desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu<br />&lt; Actually, desu is overrated. I haven&#039;t seen Rozen Maiden, but it doesn&#039;t sound that meme-worthy.<br />v ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: Missing? NO!
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  [quote author=Axaj link=topic=3088.msg159210#msg159210 date=1256690048]<br />[quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg159187#msg159187 date=1256687702]<br />Just took my temperature and the thermometer went from over 106 to an &quot;H&quot;.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />&quot;To an H&quot;?<br />[/quote]<br />Very &quot;High&quot;.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: glitchhunter09
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  My thoughts on the Overrated Sonic game known as Shadow the Hedgehog:<br />&quot;I&#039;M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH MY AWESOME EXPLODEY POWERS!!!&quot;


subject: Re: Why I no longer play PokÃ©mon
poster_name: Abwayax
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  [quote author=fawfulthethird link=topic=5527.msg157132#msg157132 date=1255477202]<br />What is bad is that in HG/SS, silver changes near the end.<br />[/quote]<br />He changes in the end of the original, too.<br /><br />Unless by change you mean something other than &quot;realizes that friendship is the way to building a strong team instead of being an asswipe all the time&quot;, which he eventually does do.


subject: Re: CELEBI TRICK
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  [quote author=Axaj link=topic=1065.msg159206#msg159206 date=1256689783]<br />[quote author=dandelodarky link=topic=1065.msg159053#msg159053 date=1256626429]<br />I discovered a new glitch using pokemons corresponding item without the use of bad clones.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Could you please elaborate?<br />[/quote]<br />^ fixed


subject: Re: What song are you listening to right now?
poster_name: Wild MissingNo. appeared
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  [color=red]Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At The Disco, changed to Nothing Left - As I Lay Dying[/color]


subject: Re: CELEBI TRICK
poster_name: dandelodarky
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  http://glitchcity.info/biglist.htm<br /><br />In the celebi trick, you use pokemon corresponding TM/Move to glitch but I found a way to glitch pokemon using their corresponding item.<br /><br />I got a mewtwo through a pokemon holding mysteryberry.<br /><br /><br />btw, in the biglist.<br /><br />Magickarp corresponding G/S/C item is Egg ticket<br />and the rest are Teru - Sama


subject: Re: What song are you listening to right now?
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  Baby now that i found you - MYMP<br /><br /><br />OMG! I miss Yu - Gi - Oh! :( I miss my spellcaster deck&nbsp; ;D


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
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  The only part of Swine H1N1 is that it could easily intermix again with the H5N1(bird flu), as both are very unstable.


subject: Re: The Member's Guide to Topiclessness
poster_name: fivex
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  [quote author=Tombstoner link=topic=3088.msg159252#msg159252 date=1256724930]<br />My parents think I have the Swine Flu. Temperature is now 101.<br />[/quote]GCL has a outbreak then if you DO have it.


subject: SEO Basics
poster_name: ShanePinki
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  In an attempt to help online marketers augment their sympathetic of search engine optimization, I desire to draw attention to some primary areas. These are the central part concepts neighboring search engine marketing. <br /><br />If you are generating a website or operational on a site you&#039;ve already shaped, the satisfied is one of the decisive factors for triumphant search engine marketing. The pages you generate should make available precious in sequence that references very detailed terms and concepts that are detailed to your website.<br /><br />Meta-tags are HTML tags that help portray the article they are positioned within. Now, at the same time as the meta-tags are imperative, [b][i][url=http://www.intellixmedia.com/index.aspx] Custom Web Design [/url][/i] [/b] know that search engines also give the impression of being at a site&#039;s content, internal links, and link attractiveness.<br /><br />A Keyword Market is definite by the top-level or root keyword that is in general most appropriate to your business. Top-level keywords may contain thousands of perpendicular keyword markets. Market investigation also helps decide if your key words are collective by other competitors, and if they are what you can do to make a distinction yourself from them.<br /><br />


subject: Re: Greetings All!
poster_name: Kuukichuu
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  Thank you all for the warm welcome.<br /><br />Alas I cannay speak latin, Wa, but at a guess &quot;Latin and Japanese are the best&quot;?<br /> <br />My ability to speak foreign languages is minimal really (i.e. my Japanese is not that good, but just wait until next academic year [I will be spending a year in Japan, so it will hopefully improve])<br />


subject: Re: Windows 7: Worth It?
poster_name: Bent`
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  [quote author=Adrian Malacoda link=topic=5558.msg159051#msg159051 date=1256618545]Case in point: Apple.[/quote]<br />Appleâ€™s iPod and iPhone are practically the definition of controlled hardware, but the company really contributes a lot to open source:<br />[list][*]Webkit[*]CUPS[*]Darwin[*]LLVM[/list]<br /><br />Also while Ubuntu is all right, the transition isnâ€™t perfect. Trading a bunch of Windows niggles for a bunch of Ubuntu niggles is basically walking in place (though things really get better once you realize you can live without Flash).


subject: Re: Funny joke
poster_name: Bent`
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  So, thereâ€™s a man crawling through the desert.<br /><br />Heâ€™d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of crossâ€country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldnâ€™t get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here.<br /><br />He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now that heâ€™d paid attention to the sun and thought heâ€™d figured out which way was north, so he decided to start walking. He figured he only had to go about 30 miles or so and heâ€™d be back to the small town heâ€™d gotten gas in last.<br /><br />He thinks about walking at night to avoid the heat and sun, but based upon how dark it actually was the night before, and given that he has no flashlight, heâ€™s afraid that heâ€™ll break a leg or step on a rattlesnake. So, he puts on some sun block, puts the rest in his pocket for reapplication later, brings an umbrella heâ€™d had in the back of the SUV with him to give him a little shade, pours the windshield wiper fluid into his water bottle in case he gets that desperate, brings his pocket knife in case he finds a cactus that looks like it might have water in it, and heads out in the direction he thinks is right.<br /><br />He walks for the entire day. By the end of the day heâ€™s really thirsty. Heâ€™s been sweating all day, and his lips are starting to crack. Heâ€™s reapplied the sunblock twice, and tried to stay under the umbrella, but he still feels sunburned. The windshield wiper fluid sloshing in the bottle in his pocket is really getting tempting now. He knows that itâ€™s mainly water and some ethanol and coloring, but he also knows that they add some kind of poison to it to keep people from drinking it. He wonders what the poison is, and whether the poison would be worse than dying of thirst.<br /><br />He pushes on, trying to get to that small town before dark.<br /><br />By the end of the day he starts getting worried. He figures heâ€™s been walking at least 3 miles an hour, according to his watch for over 10 hours. That means that if his estimate was right that he should be close to the town. But he doesnâ€™t recognize any of this. He had to cross a dry creek bed a mile or two back, and he doesnâ€™t remember coming through it in the SUV. He figures that maybe he got his direction off just a little and that the dry creek bed was just off to one side of his path. He tells himself that heâ€™s close, and that after dark heâ€™ll start seeing the town lights over one of these hills, and thatâ€™ll be all he needs.<br /><br />As it gets dim enough that he starts stumbling over small rocks and things, he finds a spot and sits down to wait for full dark and the town lights.<br /><br />Full dark comes before he knows it. He must have dozed off. He stands back up and turns all the way around. He sees nothing but stars.<br /><br />He wakes up the next morning feeling absolutely lousy. His eyes are gummy and his mouth and nose feel like theyâ€™re full of sand. He so thirsty that he canâ€™t even swallow. He barely got any sleep because it was so cold. Heâ€™d forgotten how cold it got at night in the desert and hadnâ€™t noticed it the night before because heâ€™d been in his car.<br /><br />He knows the Rule of Threesâ€”three minutes without air, three days without water, three weeks without foodâ€”then you die. Some people can make it a little longer, in the best situations. But the desert heat and having to walk and sweat isnâ€™t the best situation to be without water. He figures, unless he finds water, this is his last day.<br /><br />He rinses his mouth out with a little of the windshield wiper fluid. He waits a while after spitting that little bit out, to see if his mouth goes numb, or he feels dizzy or something. Has his mouth gone numb? Is it just in his mind? Heâ€™s not sure. Heâ€™ll go a little farther, and if he still doesnâ€™t find water, heâ€™ll try drinking some of the fluid.<br /><br />Then he has to face his next, harder questionâ€”which way does he go from here? Does he keep walking the same way he was yesterday (assuming that he still knows which way that is), or does he try a new direction? He has no idea what to do.<br /><br />Looking at the hills and dunes around him, he thinks he knows the direction he was heading before. Just going by a feeling, he points himself somewhat to the left of that, and starts walking.<br /><br />As he walks, the day starts heating up. The desert, too cold just a couple of hours before, soon becomes an oven again. He sweats a little at first, and then stops. He starts getting worried at thatâ€”when you stop sweating he knows that means youâ€™re in troubleâ€”usually right before heat stroke.<br /><br />He decides that itâ€™s time to try the windshield wiper fluid. He canâ€™t wait any longerâ€”if he passes out, heâ€™s dead. He stops in the shade of a large rock, takes the bottle out, opens it, and takes a mouthful. He slowly swallows it, making it last as long as he can. It feels so good in his dry and cracked throat that he doesnâ€™t even care about the nasty taste. He takes another mouthful, and makes it last too. Slowly, he drinks half the bottle. He figures that since heâ€™s drinking it, he might as well drink enough to make some difference and keep himself from passing out.<br /><br />Heâ€™s quit worrying about the denaturing of the wiper fluid. If it kills him, it kills himâ€”if he didnâ€™t drink it, heâ€™d die anyway. Besides, heâ€™s pretty sure that whatever substance they denature the fluid with is just designed to make you sickâ€”their way of keeping winos from buying cheap wiper fluid for the ethanol content. He can handle throwing up, if it comes to that.<br /><br />He walks. He walks in the hot, dry, windless desert. Sand, rocks, hills, dunes, the occasional scrawny cactus or dried bush. No sign of water. Sometimes heâ€™ll see a little movement to one side or the other, but whatever moved is usually gone before he can focus his eyes on it. Probably birds, lizards, or mice. Maybe snakes, though they usually move more at night. Heâ€™s careful to stay away from the movements.<br /><br />After a while, he begins to stagger. Heâ€™s not sure if itâ€™s fatigue, heat stroke finally catching him, or maybe he was wrong and the denaturing of the wiper fluid was worse than he thought. He tries to steady himself, and keep going.<br /><br />After more walking, he comes to a large stretch of sand. This is good! He knows he passed over a stretch of sand in the SUVâ€”he remembers doing donuts in it. Or at least he thinks he remembers itâ€”heâ€™s getting woozy enough and tired enough that heâ€™s not sure what he remembers any more or if heâ€™s hallucinating. But he thinks he remembers it. So he heads off into it, trying to get to the other side, hoping that it gets him closer to the town.<br /><br />He was heading for a town, wasnâ€™t he? He thinks he was. He isnâ€™t sure any more. Heâ€™s not even sure how long heâ€™s been walking any more. Is it still morning? Or has it moved into afternoon and the sun is going down again? It must be afternoonâ€”it seems like itâ€™s been too long since he started out.<br /><br />He walks through the sand.<br /><br />After a while, he comes to a big dune in the sand. This is bad. He doesnâ€™t remember any dunes when driving over the sand in his SUV. Or at least he doesnâ€™t think he remembers any. This is bad.<br /><br />But, he has no other direction to go. Too late to turn back now. He figures that heâ€™ll get to the top of the dune and see if he can see anything from there that helps him find the town. He keeps going up the dune.<br /><br />Halfway up, he slips in the bad footing of the sand for the second or third time, and falls to his knees. He doesnâ€™t feel like getting back upâ€”heâ€™ll just fall down again. So, he keeps going up the dune on his hand and knees.<br /><br />While crawling, if his throat werenâ€™t so dry, heâ€™d laugh. Heâ€™s finally gotten to the hackneyed image of a man lost in the desertâ€”crawling through the sand on his hands and knees. If would be the perfect image, he imagines, if only his clothes were more ragged. The people crawling through the desert in the cartoons always had ragged clothes. But his have lasted without any rips so far. Somebody will probably find his desiccated corpse half buried in the sand years from now, and his clothes will still be in fine shapeâ€”shake the sand out, and a good wash, and theyâ€™d be wearable again. He wishes his throat were wet enough to laugh. He coughs a little instead, and it hurts.<br /><br />He finally makes it to the top of the sand dune. Now that heâ€™s at the top, he struggles a little, but manages to stand up and look around. All he sees is sand. Sand, and more sand. Behind him, about a mile away, he thinks he sees the rocky ground he left to head into this sand. Ahead of him, more dunes, more sand. This isnâ€™t where he drove his SUV. This is Hell. Or close enough.<br /><br />Again, he doesnâ€™t know what to do. He decides to drink the rest of the wiper fluid while figuring it out. He takes out the bottle, and is removing the cap, when he glances to the side and sees something. Something in the sand. At the bottom of the dune, off to the side, he sees something strange. Itâ€™s a flat area, in the sand. He stops taking the cap of the bottle off, and tries to look closer. The area seems to be circular. And itâ€™s darkâ€”darker than the sand. And, there seems to be something in the middle of it, but he canâ€™t tell what it is. He looks as hard as he can, and still can tell from here. Heâ€™s going to have to go down there and look.<br /><br />He puts the bottle back in his pocket, and starts to stumble down the dune. After a few steps, he realizes that heâ€™s in troubleâ€”heâ€™s not going to be able to keep his balance. After a couple of more sliding, tottering steps, he falls and starts to roll down the dune. The sand it so hot when his body hits it that for a minute he thinks heâ€™s caught fire on the way downâ€”like a movie car wreck flashing into flames as it goes over the cliff, before it ever even hits the ground. He closes his eyes and mouth, covers his face with his hands, and waits to stop rolling.<br /><br />He stops, at the bottom of the dune. After a minute or two, he finds enough energy to try to sit up and get the sand out of his face and clothes. When he clears his eyes enough, he looks around to make sure that the dark spot in the sand it still there and he hadnâ€™t just imagined it.<br /><br />So, seeing the large, flat, dark spot on the sand is still there, he begins to crawl towards it. Heâ€™d get up and walk towards it, but he doesnâ€™t seem to have the energy to get up and walk right now. He must be in the final stages of dehydration he figures, as he crawls. If this place in the sand doesnâ€™t have water, heâ€™ll likely never make it anywhere else. This is his last chance.<br /><br />He gets closer and closer, but still canâ€™t see whatâ€™s in the middle of the dark area. His eyes wonâ€™t quite focus any more for some reason. And lifting his head up to look takes so much effort that he gives up trying. He just keeps crawling.<br /><br />Finally, he reaches the area heâ€™d seen from the dune. It takes him a minute of crawling on it before he realizes that heâ€™s no longer on sandâ€”heâ€™s now crawling on some kind of dark stone. Stone with some kind of marking on itâ€”a pattern cut into the stone. Heâ€™s too tired to stand up and try to see what the pattern isâ€”so he just keeps crawling. He crawls towards the center, where his blurry eyes still see something in the middle of the dark stone area.<br /><br />His mind, detached in a strange way, notes that either his hands and knees are so burnt by the sand that they no longer feel pain, or that this dark stone, in the middle of a burning desert with a pounding, punishing sun overhead, doesnâ€™t seem to be hot. It almost feels cool. He considers lying down on the nice cool surface.<br /><br />Cool, dark stone. Not a good sign. He must be hallucinating this. Heâ€™s probably in the middle of a patch of sand, already lying face down and dying, and just imagining this whole thing. A desert mirage. Soon the beautiful women carrying pitchers of water will come up and start giving him a drink. Then heâ€™ll know heâ€™s gone.<br /><br />He decides against laying down on the cool stone. If heâ€™s going to die here in the middle of this hallucination, he at least wants to see whatâ€™s in the center before he goes. He keeps crawling.<br /><br />Itâ€™s the third time that he hears the voice before he realizes what heâ€™s hearing. He would swear that someone just said, â€œGreetings, traveler. You do not look well. Do you hear me?â€<br /><br />He stops crawling. He tries to look up from where he is on his hands and knees, but itâ€™s too much effort to lift his head. So he tries something differentâ€”he leans back and tries to sit up on the stone. After a few seconds, he catches his balance, avoids falling on his face, sits up, and tries to focus his eyes. Blurry. He rubs his eyes with the back of his hands and tries again. Better this time.<br /><br />Yep. He can see. Heâ€™s sitting in the middle of a large, flat, dark expanse of stone. Directly next to him, about three feet away, is a white post or pole about two inches in diameter and sticking up about four or five feet out of the stone, at an angle.<br /><br />And wrapped around this white rod, tail with rattle on it hovering and seeming to be ready to start rattling, is what must be a fifteen foot long desert diamondback rattlesnake, looking directly at him.<br /><br />He stares at the snake in shock. He doesnâ€™t have the energy to get up and run away. He doesnâ€™t even have the energy to crawl away. This is it, his final resting place. No matter what happens, heâ€™s not going to be able to move from this spot.<br /><br />Well, at least dying of a bite from this monster should be quicker than dying of thirst. Heâ€™ll face his end like a man. He struggles to sit up a little straighter. The snake keeps watching him. He lifts one hand and waves it in the snakeâ€™s direction, feebly. The snake watches the hand for a moment, then goes back to watching the man, looking into his eyes.<br /><br />Hmmm. Maybe the snake had no interest in biting him? It hadnâ€™t rattled yetâ€”that was a good sign. Maybe he wasnâ€™t going to die of snake bite after all.<br /><br />He then remembers that heâ€™d looked up when heâ€™d reached the center here because he thought heâ€™d heard a voice. He was still very woozyâ€”he was likely to pass out soon, the sun still beat down on him even though he was now on cool stone. He still didnâ€™t have anything to drink. But maybe he had actually heard a voice. This stone didnâ€™t look natural. Nor did that white post sticking up out of the stone. Someone had to have built this. Maybe they were still nearby. Maybe that was who talked to him. Maybe this snake was even their pet, and thatâ€™s why it wasnâ€™t biting.<br /><br />He tries to clear his throat to say, â€œHello,â€ but his throat is too dry. All that comes out is a coughing or wheezing sound. There is no way heâ€™s going to be able to talk without something to drink. He feels his pocket, and the bottle with the wiper fluid is still there. He shakily pulls the bottle out, almost losing his balance and falling on his back in the process. This isnâ€™t good. He doesnâ€™t have much time left, by his reckoning, before he passes out.<br /><br />He gets the lid off of the bottle, manages to get the bottle to his lips, and pours some of the fluid into his mouth. He sloshes it around, and then swallows it. He coughs a little. His throat feels better. Maybe he can talk now.<br /><br />He tries again. Ignoring the snake, he turns to look around him, hoping to spot the owner of this place, and croaks out, â€œHello? Is there anyone here?â€<br /><br />He hears, from his side, â€œGreetings. What is it that you want?â€<br /><br />He turns his head, back towards the snake. Thatâ€™s where the sound had seemed to come from. The only thing he can think of is that there must be a speaker, hidden under the snake, or maybe built into that post. He decides to try asking for help.<br /><br />â€œPlease,â€ he croaks again, suddenly feeling dizzy, â€œIâ€™d love to not be thirsty any more. Iâ€™ve been a long time without water. Can you help me?â€<br /><br />Looking in the direction of the snake, hoping to see where the voice was coming from this time, he is shocked to see the snake rear back, open its mouth, and speak. He hears it say, as the dizziness overtakes him and he falls forward, face first on the stone, â€œVery well. Coming up.â€<br /><br />A piercing pain shoots through his shoulder. Suddenly he is awake. He sits up and grabs his shoulder, wincing at the throbbing pain. Heâ€™s momentarily disoriented as he looks around, and then he remembersâ€”the crawl across the sand, the dark area of stone, the snake. He sees the snake, still wrapped around the tilted white post, still looking at him.<br /><br />He reaches up and feels his shoulder, where it hurts. It feels slightly wet. He pulls his fingers away and looks at themâ€”blood. He feels his shoulder againâ€”his shirt has what feels like two holes in itâ€”two puncture holesâ€”they match up with the two aching spots of pain on his shoulder. He had been bitten. By the snake.<br /><br />â€œItâ€™ll feel better in a minute.â€ He looks upâ€”itâ€™s the snake talking. He hadnâ€™t dreamed it. Suddenly he noticesâ€”heâ€™s not dizzy any more. And more importantly, heâ€™s not thirsty any moreâ€”at all!<br /><br />â€œHave I died? Is this the afterlife? Why are you biting me in the afterlife?â€<br /><br />â€œSorry about that, but I had to bite you,â€ says the snake. â€œThatâ€™s the way I work. It all comes through the bite. Think of it as natural medicine.â€<br /><br />â€œYou bit me to help me? Why arenâ€™t I thirsty any more? Did you give me a drink before you bit me? How did I drink enough while unconscious to not be thirsty any more? I havenâ€™t had a drink for over two days. Well, except for the windshield wiper fluidâ€¦ hold it, how in the world does a snake talk? Are you real? Are you some sort of Disney animation?â€<br /><br />â€œNo,â€ says the snake, â€œIâ€™m real. As real as you or anyone is, anyway. I didnâ€™t give you a drink. I bit you. Thatâ€™s how it worksâ€”itâ€™s what I do. I bite. I donâ€™t have hands to give you a drink, even if I had water just sitting around here.â€<br /><br />The man sat stunned for a minute. Here he was, sitting in the middle of the desert on some strange stone that should be hot but wasnâ€™t, talking to a snake that could talk back and had just bitten him. And he felt better. Not greatâ€”he was still starving and exhausted, but much betterâ€”he was no longer thirsty. He had started to sweat again, but only slightly. He felt hot, in this sun, but it was starting to get lower in the sky, and the cool stone beneath him was a relief he could notice now that he was no longer dying of thirst.<br /><br />â€œI might suggest that we take care of that methanol you now have in your system with the next request,â€ continued the snake. â€œI can guess why you drank it, but Iâ€™m not sure how much you drank, or how much methanol was left in the wiper fluid. That stuff is nasty. Itâ€™ll make you go blind in a day or two, if you drank enough of it.â€<br /><br />â€œUmmm, nâ€next request?â€ said the man. He put his hand back on his hurting shoulder and backed away from the snake a little.<br /><br />â€œThatâ€™s the way it works. If you like, that is,â€ explained the snake. â€œYou get three requests. Call them wishes, if you wish.â€ The snake grinned at his own joke, and the man drew back a little further from the show of fangs.<br /><br />â€œBut there are rules,â€ the snake continued. â€œThe first request is free. The second requires an agreement of secrecy. The third requires the binding of responsibility.â€ The snake looks at the man seriously.<br /><br />â€œBy the way,â€ the snake says suddenly, â€œmy name is Nathan. Old Nathan, Samuel used to call me. He gave me the name. Before that, most of the Bound used to just call me â€˜Snake.â€™ But that got old, and Samuel wouldnâ€™t stand for it. He said that anything that could talk needed a name. He was big into names. You can call me Nate, if you wish.â€ Again, the snake grinned. â€œSorry if I donâ€™t offer to shake, but I think you can understandâ€”my shake sounds somewhat threatening.â€ The snake give his rattle a little shake.<br /><br />â€œUmm, my name is Jack,â€ said the man, trying to absorb all of this. â€œJack Samson.<br /><br />â€œCan I ask you a question?â€ Jack says suddenly. â€œWhat happened to the poisonâ€¦umm, in your bite. Why arenâ€™t I dying now? How did you do that? What do you mean by thatâ€™s how you work?â€<br /><br />â€œThatâ€™s more than one question,â€ grins Nate. â€œBut Iâ€™ll still try to answer all of them. First, yes, you can ask me a question.â€ The snakeâ€™s grin gets wider. â€œSecond, the poison is in you. It changed you. You now no longer need to drink. Thatâ€™s what you asked for. Or, well, technically, you asked to not be thirsty any moreâ€”but â€˜any moreâ€™ is such a vague term. I decided to make it permanentâ€”now, as long as you live, you shouldnâ€™t need to drink much at all. Your body will conserve water very efficiently. You should be able to get enough just from the food you eatâ€”much like a creature of the desert. Youâ€™ve been changed.<br /><br />â€œFor the third question,â€ Nate continues, â€œyou are still dying. Besides the effects of that methanol in your system, youâ€™re a manâ€”and men are mortal. In your current state, I give you no more than about another 50 years. Assuming you get out of this desert, alive, that is.â€ Nate seemed vastly amused at his own humor, and continued his wide grin.<br /><br />â€œAs for the fourth question,â€ Nate said, looking more serious as far as Jack could tell, as Jack was just now working on his ability to read talkingâ€snake emotions from snake facial features, â€œfirst you have to agree to make a second request and become bound by the secrecy, or I canâ€™t tell you.â€<br /><br />â€œWait,â€ joked Jack, â€œisnâ€™t this where you say you could tell me, but youâ€™d have to kill me?â€<br /><br />â€œI thought that was implied.â€ Nate continued to look serious.<br /><br />â€œUmmmâ€¦yeah.â€ Jack leaned back a little as he remembered again that he was talking to a fifteen foot poisonous reptile with a reputation for having a nasty temper. â€œSo, what is this â€˜Bound by Secrecyâ€™ stuff, and can you really stop the effects of the methanol?â€ Jack thought for a second. â€œAnd, what do you mean methanol, anyway? I thought these days they use ethanol in wiper fluid, and just denature it?â€<br /><br />â€œThey may, I donâ€™t really know,â€ said Nate. â€œI havenâ€™t gotten out in a while. Maybe they do. All I know is that I smell methanol on your breath and on that bottle in your pocket. And the blue color of the liquid when you pulled it out to drink some let me guess that it was wiper fluid. I assume that they still color wiper fluid blue?â€<br /><br />â€œYeah, they do,â€ said Jack.<br /><br />â€œI figured,â€ replied Nate. â€œAs for being bound by secrecyâ€”with the fulfillment of your next request, you will be bound to say nothing about me, this place, or any of the information I will tell you after that, when you decide to go back out to your kind. You wonâ€™t be allowed to talk about me, write about me, use sign language, charades, or even act in a way that will lead someone to guess correctly about me. Youâ€™ll be bound to secrecy. Of course, Iâ€™ll also ask you to promise not to give me away, and as Iâ€™m guessing that youâ€™re a man of your word, youâ€™ll never test the binding anyway, so you wonâ€™t notice.â€ Nate said the last part with utter confidence.<br /><br />Jack, who had always prided himself on being a man of his word, felt a little nervous at this. â€œUmmm, hey, Nate, who are you? How did you know that? Are you, umm, omniscient, or something?â€<br /><br />Well, Jack,â€ said Nate sadly, â€œI canâ€™t tell you that, unless you make the second request.â€ Nate looked away for a minute, then looked back.<br /><br />â€œUmm, well, ok,â€ said Jack, â€œwhat is this about a second request? What can I ask for? Are you allowed to tell me that?â€<br /><br />â€œSure!â€ said Nate, brightening. â€œYouâ€™re allowed to ask for changes. Changes to yourself. Theyâ€™re like wishes, but they can only affect you. Oh, and before you ask, I canâ€™t give you immortality. Or omniscience. Or omnipresence, for that matter. Though I might be able to make you gaseous and yet remain alive, and then you could spread through the atmosphere and sort of be omnipresent. But what good would that beâ€”you still wouldnâ€™t be omniscient and thus still could only focus on one thing at a time. Not very useful, at least in my opinion.â€ Nate stopped when he realized that Jack was staring at him.<br /><br />â€œWell, anyway,â€ continued Nate, â€œIâ€™d probably suggest giving you permanent good health. It would negate the methanol now in your system, youâ€™d be immune to most poisons and diseases, and youâ€™d tend to live a very long time, barring accident, of course. And youâ€™ll even have a tendency to recover from accidents well. It always seemed like a good choice for a request to me.â€<br /><br />â€œCure the methanol poisoning, huh?â€ said Jack. â€œAnd keep me healthy for a long time? Hmmm. It doesnâ€™t sound bad at that. And it has to be a request about a change to me? I canâ€™t ask to be rich, right? Because thatâ€™s not really a change to me?â€<br /><br />â€œRight,â€ nodded Nate.<br /><br />â€œCould I ask to be a genius and permanently healthy?â€ Jack asked, hopefully.<br /><br />â€œThat takes two requests, Jack.â€<br /><br />â€œYeah, I figured so,â€ said Jack. â€œBut I could ask to be a genius? I could become the smartest scientist in the world? Or the best athlete?â€<br /><br />â€œWell, I could make you very smart,â€ admitted Nate, â€œbut that wouldnâ€™t necessarily make you the best scientist in the world. Or, I could make you very athletic, but it wouldnâ€™t necessarily make you the best athlete either. Youâ€™ve heard the saying that 99% of genius is hard work? Well, thereâ€™s some truth to that. I can give you the talent, but I canâ€™t make you work hard. It all depends on what you decide to do with it.â€<br /><br />â€œHmmm,â€ said Jack. â€œOk, I think I understand. And I get a third request, after this one?â€<br /><br />â€œMaybe,â€ said Nate, â€œit depends on what you decide then. There are more rules for the third request that I can only tell you about after the second request. You know how it goes.â€ Nate looked like heâ€™d shrug, if he had shoulders.<br /><br />â€œOk, well, since Iâ€™d rather not be blind in a day or two, and permanent health doesnâ€™t sound bad, then consider that my second request. Officially. Do I need to sign in blood or something?â€<br /><br />â€œNo,â€ said Nate. â€œJust hold out your hand. Or heel.â€ Nate grinned. â€œOr whatever part you want me to bite. I have to bite you again. Like I said, thatâ€™s how it worksâ€”the poison, you know,â€ Nate said apologetically. Jack winced a little and felt his shoulder, where the last bite was. Hey, it didnâ€™t hurt any more. Just like Nate had said. That made Jack feel better about the biting business. But still, standing still while a fifteen foot snake sinks its fangs into you. Jack stood up. Ignoring how good it felt to be able to stand again, and the hunger starting to gnaw at his stomach, Jack tried to decide where he wanted to get bitten. Despite knowing that it wouldnâ€™t hurt for long, Jack knew that this wasnâ€™t going to be easy.<br /><br />â€œHey, Jack,â€ Nate suddenly said, looking past Jack towards the dunes behind him, â€œis that someone else coming up over there?â€<br /><br />Jack spun around and looked. Who else could be out here in the middle of nowhere? And did they bring food?<br /><br />Wait a minute, there was nobody over there. What was Nateâ€¦<br /><br />Jack let out a bellow as he felt two fangs sink into his rear end, through his jeansâ€¦<br /><br />Jack sat down carefully, favoring his more tender buttock. â€œI would have decided, eventually, Nate. I was just thinking about it. You didnâ€™t have to hoodwink me like that.â€<br /><br />â€œIâ€™ve been doing this a long time, Jack,â€ said Nate, confidently. â€œYou humans have a hard time sitting still and letting a snake bite youâ€”especially one my size. And besides, admit itâ€”itâ€™s only been a couple of minutes and it already doesnâ€™t hurt any more, does it? Thatâ€™s because of the health benefit with this one. I told you that youâ€™d heal quickly now.â€<br /><br />â€œYeah, well, still,â€ said Jack, â€œitâ€™s the principle of the thing. And nobody likes being bitten in the butt! Couldnâ€™t you have gotten my calf or something instead?â€<br /><br />â€œMore meat in the typical human butt,â€ replied Nate. â€œAnd less chance you accidentally kick me or move at the last second.â€<br /><br />â€œYeah, right. So, tell me all of these wonderful secrets that I now qualify to hear,â€ answered Jack.<br /><br />â€œOk,â€ said Nate. â€œDo you want to ask questions first, or do you want me to just start talking?â€<br /><br />â€œJust talk,â€ said Jack. â€œIâ€™ll sit here and try to not think about food.â€<br /><br />â€œWe could go try to rustle up some food for you first, if you like,â€ answered Nate.<br /><br />â€œHey! You didnâ€™t tell me you had food around here, Nate!â€ Jack jumped up. â€œWhat do we have? Am I in walking distance to town? Or can you magically whip up food along with your other powers?â€ Jack was almost shouting with excitement. His stomach had been growling for hours.<br /><br />â€œI was thinking more like I could flush something out of its hole and bite it for you, and you could skin it and eat it. Assuming you have a knife, that is,â€ replied Nate, with the grin that Jack was starting to get used to.<br /><br />â€œUgh,â€ said Jack, sitting back down. â€œI think Iâ€™ll pass. I can last a little longer before I get desperate enough to eat desert rat, or whatever else it is you find out here. And thereâ€™s nothing to burnâ€”Iâ€™d have to eat it raw. No thanks. Just talk.â€<br /><br />â€œOk,â€ replied Nate, still grinning. â€œBut Iâ€™d better hurry, before you start looking at me as food.â€<br /><br />Nate reared back a little, looked around for a second, and then continued. â€œYou, Jack, are sitting in the middle of the Garden of Eden.â€<br /><br />Jack looked around at the sand and dunes and then looked back at Nate sceptically.<br /><br />â€œWell, thatâ€™s the best I can figure it, anyway, Jack,â€ said Nate. â€œStand up and look at the symbol on the rock here.â€ Nate gestured around the dark stone they were both sitting on with his nose.<br /><br />Jack stood up and looked. Carved into the stone in a basâ€relief was a representation of a large tree. The angledâ€pole that Nate was wrapped around was coming out of the trunk of the tree, right below where the main branches left the truck to reach out across the stone. It was very well doneâ€”it looked more like a tree had been reduced to almost two dimensions and embedded in the stone than it did a carving.<br /><br />Jack walked around and looked at the details in the fading light of the setting sun. He wished heâ€™d looked at it while the sun was higher in the sky.<br /><br />Wait! The sun was setting! That meant he was going to have to spend another night out here! Arrrgh!<br /><br />Jack looked out across the desert for a little bit, and then came back and stood next to Nate. â€œIn all the excitement, I almost forgot, Nate,â€ said Jack. â€œWhich way is it back to town? And how far? Iâ€™m eventually going to have to head backâ€”Iâ€™m not sure Iâ€™ll be able to survive by eating raw desert critters for long. And even if I can, Iâ€™m not sure Iâ€™ll want to.â€<br /><br />â€œItâ€™s about 30 miles that way.â€ Nate pointed, with the rattle on his tail this time. As far as Jack could tell, it was a direction at right angles to the way heâ€™d been going when he was crawling here. â€œBut thatâ€™s 30 miles by the way the crow flies. Itâ€™s about 40 by the way a man walks. You should be able to do it in about half a day with your improved endurance, if you head out early tomorrow, Jack.â€<br /><br />Jack looked out the way the snake had pointed for a few seconds more, and then sat back down. It was getting dark. Not much he could do about heading out right now. And besides, Nate was just about to get to the interesting stuff. â€œGarden of Eden? As best as you can figure it?â€<br /><br />â€œWell, yeah, as best as I and Samuel could figure it anyway,â€ said Nate. â€œHe figured that the story just got a little mixed up. You know, snake, in a â€˜treeâ€™, offering â€˜temptations,â€™ making bargains. That kind of stuff. But he could never quite figure out how the Hebrews found out about this spot from across the ocean. He worried about that for a while.â€<br /><br />â€œGarden of Eden, hunh?â€ said Jack. â€œHow long have you been here, Nate?â€<br /><br />â€œNo idea, really,â€ replied Nate. â€œA long time. It never occurred to me to count years, until recently, and by then, of course, it was too late. But I do remember when this whole place was green, so I figure itâ€™s been thousands of years, at least.â€<br /><br />â€œSo, are you the snake that tempted Eve?â€ said Jack.<br /><br />â€œBeats me,â€ said Nate. â€œMaybe. I canâ€™t remember if the first one of your kind that I talked to was female or not, and I never got a name, but it could have been. And I suppose she could have considered my offer to grant requests a â€˜temptation,â€™ though Iâ€™ve rarely had refusals.â€<br /><br />â€œWell, umm, how did you get here then? And why is that white pole stuck out of the stone there?â€ asked Jack.<br /><br />â€œDad left me here. Or, I assume it was my dad. It was another snakeâ€”much bigger than I was back then. I remember talking to him, but I donâ€™t remember if it was in a language, or just kind of understanding what he wanted. But one day, he brought me to this stone, told me about it, and asked me to do something for him. I talked it over with him for a while, then agreed. Iâ€™ve been here ever since.<br /><br />â€œWhat is this place?â€ said Jack. â€œAnd what did he ask you to do?â€<br /><br />â€œWell, you see this pole here, sticking out of the stone?â€ Nate loosened his coils around the tilted white pole and showed Jack where it descended into the stone. The pole was tilted at about a 45 degree angle and seemed to enter the stone in an eighteen inch slot cut into the stone. Jack leaned over and looked. The slot was dark and the pole went down into it as far as Jack could see in the dim light. Jack reached out to touch the pole, but Nate was suddenly there in the way.<br /><br />â€œYou canâ€™t touch that yet, Jack,â€ said Nate.<br /><br />â€œWhy not?â€ asked Jack.<br /><br />â€œI havenâ€™t explained it to you yet,â€ replied Nate.<br /><br />â€œWell, it kinda looks like a lever or something,â€ said Jack. â€œYouâ€™d push it that way, and it would move in the slot.â€<br /><br />â€œYep, thatâ€™s what it is,â€ replied Nate.<br /><br />â€œWhat does it do?â€ asked Jack. â€œEnd the world?â€<br /><br />â€œOh, no,â€ said Nate. â€œNothing that drastic. It just ends humanity. I call it â€˜The Lever of Doomâ€™.â€ For the last few words Nate had used a deeper, ringing voice. He tried to look serious for a few seconds, and then gave up and grinned.<br /><br />Jack was initially startled by Nateâ€™s pronouncement, but when Nate grinned Jack laughed. â€œHa! You almost had me fooled for a second there. What does it really do?â€<br /><br />â€œOh, it really ends humanity, like I said,â€ smirked Nate. â€œI just thought the voice I used was funny, didnâ€™t you?â€<br /><br />Nate continued to grin.<br /><br />â€œA lever to end humanity?â€ asked Jack. â€œWhat in the world is that for? Why would anyone need to end humanity?â€<br /><br />â€œWell,â€ replied Nate, â€œI get the idea that maybe humanity was an experiment. Or maybe the Big Guy just thought, that if humanity started going really bad, there should be a way to end it. Iâ€™m not really sure. All I know are the rules, and the guesses that Samuel and I had about why itâ€™s here. I didnâ€™t think to ask back when I started here.â€<br /><br />â€œRules? What rules?â€ asked Jack.<br /><br />â€œThe rules are that I canâ€™t tell anybody about it or let them touch it unless they agree to be bound to secrecy by a bite. And that only one human can be bound in that way at a time. Thatâ€™s it.â€ explained Nate.<br /><br />Jack looked somewhat shocked. â€œYou mean that I could pull the lever now? Youâ€™d let me end humanity?â€<br /><br />â€œYep,â€ replied Nate, â€œif you want to.â€ Nate looked at Jack carefully. â€œDo you want to, Jack?â€<br /><br />â€œUmm, no.â€ said Jack, stepping a little further back from the lever. â€œWhy in the world would anyone want to end humanity? Itâ€™d take a psychotic to want that! Or worse, a suicidal psychotic, because it would kill him too, wouldnâ€™t it?â€<br /><br />â€œYep,â€ replied Nate, â€œbeing as heâ€™d be human too.â€<br /><br />â€œHas anyone ever seriously considered it?â€ asked Nate. â€œAny of those bound to secrecy, that is?â€<br /><br />â€œWell, of course, I think theyâ€™ve all seriously considered it at one time or another. Being given that kind of responsibility makes you sit down and think, or so Iâ€™m told. Samuel considered it several times. Heâ€™d often get disgusted with humanity, come out here, and just hold the lever for a while. But he never pulled it. Or you wouldnâ€™t be here.â€ Nate grinned some more.<br /><br />Jack sat down, well back from the lever. He looked thoughtful and puzzled at the same time. After a bit, he said, â€œSo this makes me the judge of humanity? I get to decide whether they keep going or just end? Me?â€<br /><br />â€œThat seems to be it,â€ agreed Nate.<br /><br />â€œWhat kind of criteria do I use to decide?â€ said Jack. â€œHow do I make this decision? Am I supposed to decide if theyâ€™re good? Or too many of them are bad? Or that theyâ€™re going the wrong way? Is there a set of rules for that?â€<br /><br />â€œNope,â€ replied Nate. â€œYou pretty much just have to decide on your own. Itâ€™s up to you, however you want to decide it. I guess that youâ€™re just supposed to know.â€<br /><br />â€œBut what if I get mad at someone? Or some girl dumps me and I feel horrible? Couldnâ€™t I make a mistake? How do I know that I wonâ€™t screw up?â€ protested Jack.<br /><br />Nate gave his kind of snakeâ€like shrug again. â€œYou donâ€™t. You just have to try your best, Jack.â€<br /><br />Jack sat there for a while, staring off into the desert that was rapidly getting dark, chewing on a fingernail.<br /><br />Suddenly, Jack turned around and looked at the snake. â€œNate, was Samuel the one bound to this before me?â€<br /><br />â€œYep,â€ replied Nate. â€œHe was a good guy. Talked to me a lot. Taught me to read and brought me books. I think I still have a good pile of them buried in the sand around here somewhere. I still miss him. He died a few months ago.â€<br /><br />â€œSounds like a good guy,â€ agreed Jack. â€œHow did he handle this, when you first told him. What did he do?â€<br /><br />â€œWell,â€ said Nate, â€œhe sat down for a while, thought about it for a bit, and then asked me some questions, much like youâ€™re doing.â€<br /><br />â€œWhat did he ask you, if youâ€™re allowed to tell me?â€ asked Jack.<br /><br />â€œHe asked me about the third request,â€ replied Nate.<br /><br />â€œAha!â€ It was Jackâ€™s turn to grin. â€œAnd what did you tell him?â€<br /><br />â€œI told him the rules for the third request. That to get the third request you have to agree to this whole thing. That if it ever comes to the point that you really think that humanity should be ended, that youâ€™ll come here and end it. You wonâ€™t avoid it, and you wonâ€™t wimp out.â€ Nate looked serious again. â€œAnd youâ€™ll be bound to do it too, Jack.â€<br /><br />â€œHmmm.â€ Jack looked back out into the darkness for a while.<br /><br />Nate watched him, waiting.<br /><br />â€œNate,â€ continued Jack, quietly, eventually. â€œWhat did Samuel ask for with his third request?â€<br /><br />Nate sounded like he was grinning again as he replied, also quietly, â€œWisdom, Jack. He asked for wisdom. As much as I could give him.â€<br /><br />â€œOk,â€ said Jack, suddenly, standing up and facing away from Nate, â€œgive it to me.â€<br /><br />Nate looked at Jackâ€™s backside. â€œGive you what, Jack?â€<br /><br />â€œGive me that wisdom. The same stuff that Samuel asked for. If it helped him, maybe itâ€™ll help me too.â€ Jack turned his head to look back over his shoulder at Nate. â€œIt did help him, right?â€<br /><br />â€œHe said it did,â€ replied Nate. â€œBut he seemed a little quieter afterward. Like he had a lot to think about.â€<br /><br />â€œWell, yeah, I can see that,â€ said Jack. â€œSo, give it to me.â€ Jack turned to face away from Nate again, bent over slightly and tensed up.<br /><br />Nate watched Jack tense up with a little exasperation. If he bit Jack now, Jack would likely jump out of his skin and maybe hurt them both.<br /><br />â€œYou remember that youâ€™ll be bound to destroy humanity if it ever looks like it needs it, right Jack?â€ asked Nate, shifting position.<br /><br />â€œYeah, yeah, I got that,â€ replied Jack, eyes squeezed tightly shut and body tense, not noticing the change in direction of Nateâ€™s voice.<br /><br />â€œAnd,â€ continued Nate, from his new position, â€œdo you remember that youâ€™ll turn bright purple, and grow big horns and extra eyes?â€<br /><br />â€œYeah, yeahâ€¦Hey, wait a minute!â€ said Jack, opening his eyes, straightening up and turning around. â€œPurple?!â€ He didnâ€™t see Nate there. With the moonlight Jack could see that the lever extended up from its slot in the rock without the snake wrapped around it.<br /><br />Jack heard, from behind him, Nateâ€™s â€œJust Kidding!â€ right before he felt the now familiar piercing pain, this time in the other buttock.<br /><br />Jack sat on the edge of the dark stone in the rapidly cooling air, his feet extending out into the sand. He stared out into the darkness, listening to the wind stir the sand, occasionally rubbing his butt where heâ€™d been recently bitten.<br /><br />Nate had left for a little while, had come back with a desert rodentâ€“shaped bulge somewhere in his middle, and was now wrapped back around the lever, his tongue flicking out into the desert nightâ€™s air the only sign that he was still awake.<br /><br />Occasionally Jack, with his toes absentmindedly digging in the sand while he thought, would ask Nate a question without turning around.<br /><br />â€œNate, do accidents count?â€<br /><br />Nate lifted his head a little bit. â€œWhat do you mean, Jack?â€<br /><br />Jack tilted his head back like he was looking at the stars. â€œYou know, accidents. If I accidentally fall on the lever, without meaning to, does that still wipe out humanity?â€<br /><br />â€œYeah, Iâ€™m pretty sure it does, Jack. Iâ€™d suggest you be careful about that if you start feeling wobbly,â€ said Nate with some amusement.<br /><br />A little laterâ€”â€œDoes it have to be me that pulls the lever?â€ asked Jack.<br /><br />â€œThatâ€™s the rule, Jack. Nobody else can pull it,â€ answered Nate.<br /><br />â€œNo,â€ Jack shook his head, â€œI meant does it have to be my hand? Could I pull the lever with a rope tied around it? Or push it with a stick? Or throw a rock?â€<br /><br />â€œYes, those should work,â€ replied Nate. â€œThough Iâ€™m not sure how complicated you could get. Samuel thought about trying to build some kind of remote control for it once, but gave it up. Everything heâ€™d build would be gone by the next sunrise, if it was touching the stone, or over it. I told him that in the past others that had been bound had tried to bury the lever so they wouldnâ€™t be tempted to pull it, but every time the stones or sand or whatever had disappeared.â€<br /><br />â€œWow,â€ said Jack, â€œcool.â€ Jack leaned back until only his elbows kept him off of the stone and looked up into the sky.<br /><br />â€œNate, how long did Samuel live? One of his wishes was for health too, right?â€ asked Jack.<br /><br />â€œYes,â€ replied Nate, â€œit was. He lived 167 years, Jack.â€<br /><br />â€œWow, 167 years. Thatâ€™s almost 140 more years Iâ€™ll live if I live as long. Do you know what he died of, Nate?â€<br /><br />â€œHe died of getting tired of living, Jack,â€ Nate said, sounding somewhat sad.<br /><br />Jack turned his head to look at Nate in the starlight.<br /><br />Nate looked back. â€œSamuel knew he wasnâ€™t going to be able to stay in society. He figured that theyâ€™d eventually see him still alive and start questioning it, so he decided that heâ€™d have to disappear after a while. He faked his death once, but changed his mindâ€”he decided it was too early and he could stay for a little longer. He wasnâ€™t very fond of mankind, but he liked the attention. Most of the time, anyway.<br /><br />â€œHis daughter and then his wife dying almost did him in though. He didnâ€™t stay in society much longer after that. He eventually came out here to spend time talking to me and thinking about pulling the lever. A few months ago he told me heâ€™d had enough. It was his time.â€<br /><br />â€œAnd then he just died?â€ asked Jack.<br /><br />Nate shook his head a little. â€œHe made his fourth request, Jack. Thereâ€™s only one thing you can ask for the fourth request. The last bite.â€<br /><br />After a bit Nate continued, â€œHe told me that he was tired, that it was his time. He reassured me that someone new would show up soon, like they always had.â€<br /><br />After another pause, Nate finished, â€œSamuelâ€™s body disappeared off the stone with the sunrise.â€<br /><br />Jack lay back down and looked at the sky, leaving Nate alone with his memories. It was a long time until Jackâ€™s breathing evened out into sleep.<br /><br />Jack woke with the sunrise the next morning. He was a little chilled with the morning desert air, but overall was feeling pretty good. Well, except that his stomach was grumbling and he wasnâ€™t willing to eat raw desert rat.<br /><br />So, after getting directions to town from Nate, making sure he knew how to get back, and reassuring Nate that heâ€™d be back soon, Jack started the long walk back to town. With his new health and Nateâ€™s good directions, he made it back easily.<br /><br />Jack caught a bus back to the city, and showed up for work the next day, little worse for the wear and with a story about getting lost in the desert and walking back out. Within a couple of days Jack had talked a friend with a tow truck into going back out into the desert with him to fetch the SUV. They found it after a couple of hours of searching and towed it back without incident. Jack was careful not to even look in the direction of Nateâ€™s lever, though their path back didnâ€™t come within sight of it.<br /><br />Before the next weekend, Jack had gone to a couple of stores, including a book store, and had gotten his SUV back from the mechanic, with a warning to avoid any more joyriding in the desert. On Saturday, Jack headed back to see Nate.<br /><br />Jack parked a little way out of the small town near Nate, loaded up his new backpack with camping gear and the things he was bringing for Nate, and then started walking. He figured that walking would leave the least trail, and he knew that while not many people camped in the desert, it wasnâ€™t unheard of, and shouldnâ€™t really raise suspicions.<br /><br />Jack had brought more books for Nateâ€”recent books, magazines, newspapers. Some things that would catch Nate up with what was happening in the world, others that were just good books to read. He spent the weekend with Nate, and then headed out again, telling Nate that heâ€™d be back again soon, but that he had things to do first.<br /><br />Over four months later Jack was back to see Nate again. This time he brought a laptop with himâ€”a specially modified laptop. It had a solar recharger, special filters and seals to keep out the sand, a satellite linkâ€up, and a special keyboard and joystick that Jack hoped that a fifteen-foot rattlesnake would be able to use. And, it had been hacked to not give out its location to the satellite.<br /><br />After that Jack could e-mail Nate to keep in touch, but still visited him fairly regularlyâ€”at least once or twice a year.<br /><br />After the first year, Jack quit his job. For some reason, with the wisdom he â€˜d been given, and the knowledge that he could live for over 150 years, working in a nine to five job for someone else didnâ€™t seem that worthwhile any more. Jack went back to school.<br /><br />Eventually, Jack started writing. Perhaps because of the wisdom, or perhaps because of his new perspective, he wrote well. People liked what he wrote, and he became well known for it. After a time, Jack bought an RV and started traveling around the country for book signings and readings.<br /><br />But, he still remembered to drop by and visit Nate occasionally.<br /><br />On one of the visits Nate seemed quieter than usual. Not that Nate had been a fountain of joy lately. Jackâ€™s best guess was that Nate was still missing Samuel, and though Jack had tried, he still hadnâ€™t been able to replace Samuel in Nateâ€™s eyes. Nate had been getting quieter each visit. But on this visit Nate didnâ€™t even speak when Jack walked up to the lever. He nodded at Jack, and then went back to staring into the desert. Jack, respecting Nateâ€™s silence, sat down and waited.<br /><br />After a few minutes, Nate spoke. â€œJack, I have someone to introduce you to.â€<br /><br />Jack looked surprised. â€œSomeone to introduce me to?â€ Jack looked around, and then looked carefully back at Nate. â€œThis something to do with the Big Guy?<br /><br />â€œNo, no,â€ replied Nate. â€œThis is more personal. I want you to meet my son.â€ Nate looked over at the nearest sand dune. â€œSammy!â€<br /><br />Jack watched as a four foot long desert rattlesnake crawled from behind the dune and up to the stone base of the lever.<br /><br />â€œYo, Jack,â€ said the new, much smaller snake.<br /><br />â€œYo, Sammyâ€ replied Jack. Jack looked at Nate. â€œNamed after Samuel, I assume?â€<br /><br />Nate nodded. â€œJack, Iâ€™ve got a favor to ask you. Could you show Sammy around for me?â€ Nate unwrapped himself from the lever and slithered over to the edge of the stone and looked across the sands. â€œWhen Samuel first told me about the world, and brought me books and pictures, I wished that I could go see it. I wanted to see the great forests, the canyons, the cities, even the other deserts, to see if they felt and smelled the same. I want my son to have that chanceâ€”to see the world. Before he becomes bound here like I have been.<br /><br />â€œHeâ€™s seen it in pictures, over the computer that you brought me. But I hear that itâ€™s not the same. That being there is different. I want him to have that. Think you can do that for me, Jack?â€<br /><br />Jack nodded. This was obviously very important to Nate, so Jack didnâ€™t even joke about taking a talking rattlesnake out to see the world. â€œYeah, I can do that for you, Nate. Is that all you need?â€ Jack could sense that was something more.<br /><br />Nate looked at Sammy. Sammy looked back at Nate for a second and then said, â€œOh, yeah. Ummm, Iâ€™ve gotta go pack. Back in a little bit Jack. Nice to meet ya!â€ Sammy slithered back over the dune and out of sight.<br /><br />Nate watched Sammy disappear and then looked back at Jack. â€œJack, this is my first son. My first offspring through all the years. You donâ€™t even want to know what it took for me to find a mate.â€ Nate grinned to himself. â€œBut anyway, I had a son for a reason. Iâ€™m tired. Iâ€™m ready for it to be over. I needed a replacement.â€<br /><br />Jack considered this for a minute. â€œSo, youâ€™re ready to come see the world, and you wanted him to watch the lever while you were gone?â€<br /><br />Nate shook his head. â€œNo, Jackâ€”youâ€™re a better guesser than that. Youâ€™ve already figured outâ€”Iâ€™m bound hereâ€”thereâ€™s only one way for me to leave here. And Iâ€™m ready. Itâ€™s my time to die.â€<br /><br />Jack looked more closely at Nate. He could tell Nate had thought about thisâ€”probably for quite a while. Jack had trouble imagining what it would be like to be as old as Nate, but Jack could already tell that in another hundred or two hundred years, he might be getting tired of life himself. Jack could understand Samuelâ€™s decision, and now Nateâ€™s. So, all Jack said was, â€œWhat do you want me to do?â€<br /><br />Nate nodded. â€œThanks, Jack. I only want two things. Oneâ€”show Sammy around the worldâ€”let him get his fill of it, until heâ€™s ready to come back here and take over. Twoâ€”give me the fourth request.<br /><br />â€œI canâ€™t just decide to die, not any more than you can. I wonâ€™t even die of old age like you eventually will, even though itâ€™ll be a long time from now. I need to be killed. Once Sammy is back here, ready to take over, Iâ€™ll be able to die. And I need you to kill me.<br /><br />â€œIâ€™ve even thought about how. Poisons and other drugs wonâ€™t work on me. And Iâ€™ve seen pictures of snakes that were shotâ€”some of them live for days, so thatâ€™s out too. So, I want you to bring back a sword.â€<br /><br />Nate turned away to look back to the dune that Sammy had gone behind. â€œIâ€™d say an axe, but thatâ€™s somewhat undignifiedâ€”putting my head on the ground or a chopping block like that. No, I like a sword. A time-honored way of going out. A dignified way to die. And, most importantly, it should work, even on me.<br /><br />â€œYou willing to do that for me, Jack?â€ Nate turned back to look at Jack.<br /><br />â€œYeah, Nate,â€ replied Jack solemnly, â€œI think I can handle that.â€<br /><br />Nate nodded. â€œGood!â€ He turned back toward the dune and shouted, â€œSammy! Jackâ€™s about ready to leave!â€ Then quietly, â€œThanks, Jack.â€<br /><br />Jack didnâ€™t have anything to say to that, so he waited for Sammy to make it back to the lever, nodded to him, nodded a final time to Nate, and then headed into the desert with Sammy following. Over the next several years Sammy and Jack kept in touch with Nate through e-mail as they went about their adventures. They made a goal of visiting every country in the world, and did a respectable job of it. Sammy had a natural gift for languages, as Jack expected he would, and even ended up acting as a translator for Jack in a few of the countries. Jack managed to keep the talking rattlesnake hidden, even so, and by the time they were nearing the end of their tour of countries, Sammy had only been spotted a few times. While there were several people who had seen enough to startle them greatly, nobody had enough evidence to prove anything, and while a few wild rumors and storied followed Jack and Sammy around, nothing ever hit the newspapers or the public in general.<br /><br />When they finished the tour of countries, Jack suggested that they try some undersea diving. They did. And spelunking. They did that too. Sammy finally drew the line at visiting Antarctica. Heâ€™d come to realize that Jack was stalling. After talking to his Dad about it over e-mail, he figured out that Jack probably didnâ€™t want to have to kill Nate. Nate told Sammy that humans could be squeamish about killing friends and acquaintances.<br /><br />So, Sammy eventually put his tail down (as he didnâ€™t have a foot) and told Jack that it was timeâ€”he was ready to go back and take up his duties from his dad. Jack, delayed it a little more by insisting that they go back to Japan and buy an appropriate sword. He even stretched it a little more by getting lessons in how to use the sword. But, eventually, heâ€™d learned as much as he was likely to without dedicating his life to it, and was definitely competent enough to take the head off of a snake. It was time to head back and see Nate.<br /><br />When they got back to the US, Jack got the old RV out of storage where he and Sammy had left it after their tour of the fifty states, he loaded up Sammy and the sword, and they headed for the desert.<br /><br />When they got to the small town that Jack had been trying to find those years ago when heâ€™d met Nate, Jack was in a funk. He didnâ€™t really feel like walking all of the way out there. Not only that, but heâ€™d forgotten to figure the travel time correctly, and it was late afternoon. Theyâ€™d either have to spend the night in town and walk out tomorrow, or walk in the dark.<br /><br />As Jack was afraid that if he waited one more night he might lose his resolve, he decided that heâ€™d go ahead and drive the RV out there. It was only going to be this once, and Jack would go back and cover the tracks afterward. They ought to be able to make it out there by nightfall if they drove, and then they could get it over tonight.<br /><br />Jack told Sammy to e-mail Nate that they were coming as he drove out of sight of the town on the road. They then pulled off the road and headed out into the desert.<br /><br />Everything went well, until they got to the sand dunes. Jack had been nursing the RV along the whole time, over the rocks, through the creek beds, revving the engine the few times they almost got stuck. When they came to the dunes, Jack didnâ€™t really think about it, he just downshifted and headed up the first one. By the third dune, Jack started to regret that heâ€™d decided to try driving on the sand. The RV was fishtailling and losing traction. Jack was having to work it up each dune slowly and was trying to keep from losing control each time they came over the top and slid down the other side. Sammy had come up to sit in the passenger seat, coiled up and laughing at Jackâ€™s driving.<br /><br />As they came over the top of the fourth dune, the biggest one yet, Jack saw that this was the final duneâ€”the stone, the lever, and somewhere Nate, waited below. Jack put on the brakes, but heâ€™d gone a little too far. The RV started slipping down the other side.<br /><br />Jack tried turning the wheel, but he didnâ€™t have enough traction. He pumped the brakesâ€”no response. They started sliding down the hill, faster and faster.<br /><br />Jack felt a shock go through him as he suddenly realized that they were heading for the lever. He looked downâ€”the RV was directly on course for it. If Jack didnâ€™t do something, the RV would hit it. He was about to end humanity.<br /><br />Jack steered more frantically, trying to get traction. It still wasnâ€™t working. The dune was too steep, and the sand too loose. In a split second, Jack realized that his only chance would be once he hit the stone around the leverâ€”he should have traction on the stone for just a second before he hit the leverâ€”he wouldnâ€™t have time to stop, but he should be able to steer away.<br /><br />Jack took a better grip on the steering wheel and tried to turn the RV a little bitâ€”every little bit would help. Heâ€™d have to time his turn just right.<br /><br />The RV got to the bottom of the dune, sliding at an amazing speed in the sand. Just before they reached the stone Jack looked across it to check that they were still heading for the lever. They were. But Jack noticed something else that he hadnâ€™t seen from the top of the dune. Nate wasnâ€™t wrapped around the lever. He was off to the side of the lever, but still on the stone, waiting for them. The problem was, he was waiting on the same side of the lever that Jack had picked to steer towards to avoid the lever. The RV was already starting to drift that way a little in its mad rush across the sand and there was no way that Jack was going to be able to go around the lever to the other side.<br /><br />Jack had an instant of realization. He was either going to have to hit the lever, or run over Nate. He glanced over at Sammy and saw that Sammy realized the same thing.<br /><br />Jack took a firmer grip on the steering wheel as the RV ran up on the stone. Shouting to Sammy as he pulled the steering wheel,<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />â€œBetter Nate than lever!â€


