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### The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 174

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#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-13 13:06:39
Wish Granted, but when someone says it they asplode. *Asplodes*
I wish that Godzilla was real.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-13 13:08:44
Granted, he kills you and all your family.
I wish that Mothra was real.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-13 13:10:13
Granted. She makes a whole bunch of babies that eat the entire world.
I wish I wasn't hungry.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-14 17:32:07
Granted, you are dead. Dead people are not hungry people.
I wish that I was not congested.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-14 23:29:34
Granted, you are dead. Dead people are not congested.
I wish I did something original.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-14 23:30:16
Granted, but other people rip you off.
I wish I did something original.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-15 00:02:38
Wish granted. You have sex with a penguin while inside a walk-in microwave that gives you cancer and you die. I don't think anyone's done that before.
I wish walk-in microwaves existed.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-15 00:07:04
Granted, but you walk in yourself.
I wish I DIDN'T eat a raw clove of garlic today….

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-15 00:07:57
Granted, you eat five.
I wish that I could use Ctrl-Z in real life.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-15 00:09:03
Wish Granted, however, you accidentally Cntrl-Z your birth.
I wish I had a badass motorcycle.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-15 00:10:52
Granted, but you crash it into the pediatric ward of a hospital. Congratulations on killing a bunch of innocent children, douchebag.
I wish that I could sleep on command.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-15 00:12:48

> Granted, but you crash it into the pediatric ward of a hospital. Congratulations on killing a bunch of innocent children, douchebag.

Acceptable losses. [size=1]Just Kidding![/size]
Granted, but you never wake up on command. Better yet, you never wake up.
I wish I was The Decider.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-15 00:14:13
Granted, but nobody knows who that is so you're struck by lightning instead.
I wish that it was illegal to make books in movies.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-15 00:18:09
Wish Granted, now people can't have characters writing books in movies.
I wish that I had bigger muscles.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-15 00:19:18
Granted, you get them via steroids and go into a drug-induced rage, killing your family.
I wish that I had evenly distributed muscles.
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