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## MS Paint Adventures

### MEGANIUM ADVENTURES! (Completed) - Page 10

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#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2014-04-15 17:48:10
"No! We're so close to finding Gliscor!" Freddy complained.
The superpowered propane salesman floated defiantly, staring the two Pokémon down. His power radiated throughout the walls.
"What should we do, Freddy? I don't think we can defeat him!"
Freddy thought of an idea. "Maybe not, but we can get him on our side!"
"What in the hell does that even mean?" Dunsparce asked flatly.
Freddy started doing an Irish jig while typical Irish music WHICH DID TOTALLY NOT COME FROM THE PUBLIC DOMAIN YOU GUYS SRSLY I HAVE A BUDGET I SWEAR played. Hank Hill, too, joined in, kicking his legs about as he and Freddy did a Fusion Dance.
Their two bodies were absorbed into one magnificent ball of light, which was surrounded by golden rings that swirled around the monolith of brightness, picking up speed, going faster and faster until it exploded!
Floating confidently in the air was not quite Freddy, and not quite Hank. It was a new being, a human body with Meganium's neck and head on top. This was Frank! Also, for some reason, his battle robes were repaired.
"Sweet merciful crap!" Dunsparce exclaimed when he saw the demigod. "Gliscor doesn't stand a chance against us now!"
"You got that right, my comrade!" Frank delcared; although he looked radically different, Freddy's personality was still there and in charge. So basically, the Meganium was now a human.
The friends exchanged confident nods and blazed up to the roof of the tower, where they found Gliscor eagerly waiting for them
"So, you found me!" the madman pointed out. "Excellent! Now, I will have the pleasure of killing you… Good lord, what the fuck are you supposed to be?"
Frank declared, "I am a new being! Not quite Hank Hill, but mostly still Freddy. You may call me Frank!"
"…Riiiiiight," Grandmaster Gliscor said, confused and not sure if he should be impressed or not. "But it matters not. Even now, my army of Gligar are out killing and destroying anything that stands in their way. You may be stronger than Gyarados, and maybe even Lugia, but you aren't smart to defeat me!"
After that, the three charged into what would be the final battle…
INVENTORY:
Flail of Doom - x1

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2014-04-15 17:55:21
>Kill the gligars with the flail of doom, SolarPropaneBeam gliscor, and dunsparce uses explosion to save frank. after the battle Frank weeps for his lost comrade and using all his energy brings back dunsparce to life.

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2014-04-15 19:11:47
The final showdown became heated and out of control quickly. Frank and Grandmaster Gliscor started exchanging punches and blows, and to Frank's surprise, they were fairly even in their hand-to-hand-combat skills.
From below emerged a slew Gligar minions, snipping their pincers menacingly. Clack clack, snip snip.
Super Dunsparce was not afraid, no sirree! He was as confident as ever. He brandished the Flail of Doom from Hammerspace and swung it at the nearest goon, walloping it and sending it over the edge to its death. One down, many more to go!
"Frank! I see that you and I are equal in our fisticuffs!" Gliscor complimented.
"Indeed, we are!" Frank replied.
"But it's of no use, not when I'm about to do this!"
Grandmaster Gliscor pulled himself away, leaving Freddy up to imagine what the conqueror was talking about. Dunsparce was oblivious to the comment, as he was too busy kicking Gligar ass.
INVENTORY:
Flail of Doom - x1 (Currently being used by Super Dunsparce)

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2014-04-30 18:56:55
Bump.
Also, when MEGANIUM ADVENTURES! is over, I'm thinking of doing another one. Would anyone be interested in participating in it? I'm just toying with the idea at the moment, mind you.
I promise not to attention whore as much, mods.
[size=3pt]Maybe.[/size]

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2014-04-30 21:39:47
I might join in, depends on what it is though.
>Dunsparce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8WLZDtIvJM
>Frank kills gliscor.

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2014-05-01 03:12:18

> I promise not to attention whore as much, mods.
> [size=3pt]Maybe.[/size]

Yeah, I should probably start telling people off for bumping with no added content. It goes against the spirit of the rules if there's not one explicitly forbidding it already.
Also, >eat all the Gligars

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2014-05-01 16:00:01
I did it here since post count's disabled… not a good excuse, though. I apologize.
@Tachi: It would be a sequel to this one. Probably more zany and wacky.
I'm also curious about the chapter-like posts. Are they bothering anyone? I can try to trim down on the storytelling if need be.
Now then, on with ze show!
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Gliscor raised is pincers up in front of him, finally taking a different stance than his other appearances. Cackling madly, blue, ethereal swords appeared in front of him; the blades spun around in a circular motion and clanged the tip together, then twirled counterclockwise and did it again. Just as quickly as they appeared, they vanished into the air, except for one of them, which Gliscor picked up.
Frank, desperate to stop whatever madness was just displayed, threw out a roundhouse kick to try and defeat the Grandmaster to no avail.
"What the… How?" Frank wondered aloud.
"Ho-ho!" Gliscor jeered. "Even in your Super Form, you aren't strong enough to break though Protect. How pathetic!"
Gliscor picked up a ghostly sword and started lingering towards the hero he so furiously hated. Dunsparce, on the other hand, was still kicking Gligar faces in with the Flail of Doom, taking out an entire circle of them with a hefty swing.
Psh! Psh! Psh! Psh! Psh! Psh! Psh! Psh! The Gligar minions were tossed and knocked to the ground, giving Dunsparce the delightful opportunity to devour the minions. After swallowing the last one, he joined his friend in his fight against Grandmaster Gliscor.
"Two against one, is it?" Gliscor sneered. "Fine!"
Another sword appeared in his other claw. "If you're going to play dirty, I may as well join in!"
What happens next?
INVENTORY:
Flail of Doom - x1 (Currently being used by Super Dunsparce)

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2014-05-01 17:42:23
>Gliscor uses Toxic on himself because he has the Poison Heal ability.

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2014-05-01 18:33:02
>Dunsparce pulls a Chiaotzu and blows himself up in a fruitless attempt to stop gliscor
>Frank Solar-propane-hamehas gliscor

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2014-05-01 19:22:35
The battle rages on still. Frank, weaponless, easily defends himself against Gliscor's strikes and slashes, until the Grandmaster gets a lucky cut on the hero's arm.
"Gah!" Frank winced in pain; a small drop of blood fell to the ground.
Dunsparce swung the Flail of Doom with reckless abandon, but Gliscor, with his quick wit and cunning, blocked the weapon with his other sword.
"Frank, I don't think this is working!" Dunsparce cried.
"Dunsparce is right! Neither of you are strong enough or fast enough to lay a scratch on me!"
Both sides exchanged blows until Gliscor, fed up, decided to try something new. He released a spray of poisonous spores and it rained down upon him, poisoning him.
"Urf…" Gliscor groaned.
"That was unbelievably stupid. Why in the name of Arceus would you do that?"
Gliscor's uneasy expression changed right back to his maniacal grin. "Because, whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger!"
In an instant, Gliscor was right back to his combatant ways. He was still poisoned, but he was not losing any energy or stamina from the toxins. No, dear participants, he was gaining them back.
"How?!" Dunsparce asked.
"My Poison Heal ability allows me to heal myself if I am poisoned. You two may be in your Super Forms, but that won't last forever. I, on the other hand, am essentially immortal!"
There was a dramtic roll of thunder when Grandmaster Gliscor revealed the truth, even though there wasn't a cloud in the sky and it was still bright and sunny.
What happens next?
INVENTORY:
Flail of Doom - x1 (Currently being used by Super Dunsparce)

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: camper
Date: 2014-05-02 00:50:23
>Dunsparce uses Skill Swap

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2014-05-02 15:45:36
No matter how many strikes our heroes landed on Grandmaster Gliscor, his Poison Heal ability just undid any harm he faced.
"It's no use! He just keeps recovering!" Frank observed.
"Hng…" Dunsparce groaned, getting whacked aside by Gliscor's blade. "There's gotta be something we can do. I know! Skill Swap!"
Gliscor's madman grin changed to a look of fear. He knew exactly what Dunsparce was thinking.
"If one of us use Skill Swap on Gliscor, we can recover from his attacks instead! I can imagine up a Sludge Bomb or something to use on each other, use Skill Swap, and gain the upper hand!"
"But neither of us can learn Skill Swap," Frank pointed out. "We'd just be losing the battle at a faster pace."
"BUT I CAN!" came a voice from the sky.
"What?!" Gliscor screeched when he saw the draconain silhouette. Lugia descended down to the roof, flapping his large wings elegantly and staying in the air.
"Lugia!" our heroes declared.
"YES, IT IS I! FRANK! DUNSPARCE! YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO USE SKILL SWAP, BUT I CAN!"
Lugia focused on Gliscor, eyes glowing, staring the scorpion bat dead in the eyes. Lugia's white eyes changed to a striking rose, as did the Grandmaster's; and then it was done. Gliscor could no longer heal the poison in his body, whereas Lugia could.
Lugia bellowed, "IT IS DONE."
"Yes, and so are you!" Gliscor barked back, retaliating by slashing Lugia's throat; a long cut line was visible around the wyvern's neck and the chuck berry red blood slowly crept out. Lugia's eyes widened in rage, but before he could attack, Lugia fell from the air, crashing on the ground. "I may be poisoned, still, but now I have Lugia's Pressure ability! Any attack to use on me will simply tire you out faster. Although I will die shortly after winning this battle, so help me, I WILL IMPALE YOUR HEADS ON PIKES BEFORE DRAWING MY LAST BREATH!"
Dunsparce huffed, "You… You… b*****d!" and swung the Flail of Doom; the Gligar barb cut right through the Grandmaster's left arm, severing it. The forearm landed on the roof and the sword dug itself into the surface, cracking it as well.
What happens next?
INVENTORY:
Flail of Doom - x1 (Currently being used by Super Dunsparce)

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2014-05-03 06:26:47
>eat Gliscor's sword

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2014-05-03 16:59:37
"M-my arm!" Gliscor sputtered. "My hand! You little mongrel! You can join Lugia in Hell!"
Gliscor swung at Dunsparce with his non-severed hand, and the hero attacked back by swinging the Flail of Doom. The shoestring wrapped around the ethereal sword and the Grandmaster yanked it away, then hurled over the roof.
Frank didn't see how strong the following strike was, but it looked like it would be enough to kill Super Dunsparce. In a flash of the blade, Dunsparce was on the ground, motionless.
It all happened much to fast for Frank to see it, no matter how Godly he was.
"D…Dunsp-parce?" Frank nudged Gliscor aside and observed his fallen comrade. A feeling of misery and rage overwhelmed him like a tidal wave.
Gliscor shouted, "YOU FOOL! DUNSPARCE IS DEAD!" in a tone as if you mock Frank.
Frank, faster than you can say, "Please stop bashing my face in with your fists," delivered a horrendous beatdown on Gliscor, whaling on him for at least a few minutes. The Grandmaster managed to get into the clear and swung his sword, but Frank, much like he did with every other weapon that got in his way, snatched the blade and ate it.
Gliscor heaved in pain from the barrage of fists and fury; he was also feeling his body numb and deteriorate from the poison that he was now powerless to stop.
His right pincer glowed an ominous, menacing white.
"You kill thousands of my minions. You barge through my tower like it's your own. You not only foil my plans for world domination, but you also decide to take me down to your level. Mere peasants, the both of you! All this work I put myself and my soldiers through, was for nothing! Because you two decided to play "Hero" for a while. Well, congratufuckinglations, you have completely and utterly ruined everything I hoped to accomplish."
Any shred of sanity Gliscor had, no matter how small, destroyed itself right then and there. His only hope now was to kill Frank in one crushing strike. If the Grandmaster could do that, he would die a happy Pokémon.
"FRANK! YOUR TIME IS UP! I AM TAKING YOU AND YOUR WORTHLESS FRIEND TO HELL WITH ME!"
Gliscor rushed in for the kill, screaming his head off like a madman possessed.
What happens next?

#### Re: MEGANIUM ADVENTURES!

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2014-05-04 02:55:37
>gliscor and frank have a tea party… OF DOOM
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