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## Forum Games

### The magic Machine - Page 16

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#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-04-17 11:47:22
A diamond comes out.
Inserts Haruhi Suzumiya and presses the MCDONALDIZE button.

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2009-04-17 16:14:38
*out comes a female Ronald McDonald*
*inserts a speech recognition program and presses the Talk button*
(The weird thing is that I spoke this entire post without using a keyboard using a speech recognition program.)

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-04-17 20:18:13
GLaDOS comes out.
Inserts Flashy and presses the STOP HURTING YAMI AND ME button.

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-04-20 12:14:19
Out pops a brick wall.
I say "The world is mine!", then insert a rock and press the "Make it mine" button.

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Stackout
Date: 2009-04-20 12:51:22
The rock is yours.
I take the batteries out of the machine and push the OFF button.

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-04-20 13:07:17
Nothing happens, as the machine has no batteries.
I re-inserted the batteries, then put a spare set in the machine's "magic compartment" and pressed the big red button I should never ever press.

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-04-20 18:21:36
You spontaneously combust, are put out by a rabid Graveler that somehow knows Hydro Pump, then sat on by an extremely large cheeseburger.
*inserts a live scorpion and presses the "turn live scorpion into vending machine filled with delicious snacks at amazingly low prices that only works for Missingno. Master" button*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-05-19 15:03:35
A Weighted Companion Cube comes out.
Inserts the Weighted Companion Cube and presses the big green button.

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-20 11:44:38
It turned green.
Inserts self and press "Make into attractive Jolteon Pokemorph" button.

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-05-20 18:58:30
Nothing happens, as an attractive Jolteon Pokemorph is an oxymoron.
*inserts yearbook and pushes "Mix and Match Facial Features of Classmates" button*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-21 10:18:33
Oxymoron? What's that?
Anyway, the book emerges, with everything re-arranged, and even the pages are mixed up, so you find the front cover half way through the book.
*Inserts fish and presses "eat"*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2009-05-22 10:50:32

> Oxymoron? What's that?

[ Something like a 'big shrimp' or a 'tiny giant' (where two opposites have been used for like an ironic or a sarcastic effect or sometimes if you really feel two opposites exist in something) ]
The machine says '1 error' because all the bones get stuck in its hard disc and scratches it
*Inserts DS and presses "play random game" *

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-29 15:54:40
*Out comes Mario without clothes*
*Inserts self and presses "turn female"*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 16:21:35
*out comes a female Jolteon*
*inserts the Jolteon and presses 'randomization' button*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-29 16:27:54
*Out comes me, as a female( :( ) Manectric (2nd fave. dog Pokemon)*
*Pushes in Angrysmurf and presses "de-angrify"*
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