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## Forum Games

### The magic Machine - Page 17

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#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 16:53:36
*Kind smurf comes out*
*Puts cookie in machine and presses 'send to next poster' button because everyone loves cookies*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-29 17:36:54
*The next 10 posters get a plate of cookies, starting with me*
*Eating cookies while pushing GCLF into machine*
*Presses "erase from history" by mistake*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 17:38:12
*Technically I shouldn't be able to read the post because of that*
*Shoves paradox into machine and presses 'Deep Fry'*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-29 17:40:32
*You have plate of cookies*
*I have another plate of cookies. 8 plates left*
*Out pops fried chicken*
*Eats fried chicken*
*Inserts Abwayax and presses "Turn into Glitch Pokemon"*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 17:43:27
*Yummy cookies. 7 plates left.*
*Charizard 'M comes out with Abwayax's personality. Considers banning you for transforming him, so I push him back into the machine and press 'revert' button*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-07-29 19:06:16
*Inherent glitchiness breaks machine*
*Puts machine into machine and pushes 'fix' button… oh crap. Paradox time! All we need now are some oxymorons and a good dose of irony and it's a party!*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 19:16:39
*'Party' comes out*
*"Party?" Angrysmurf says. Puts these into machine:[img]http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-15440623.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B9EF57497-C9FC-4740-8CB0-2A5FB19818D6%7D[/img] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5bKuQ8E7Ub0/R6ui40MwUFI/AAAAAAAAAE4/7331RVVkNFw/s320/coke_liter.gif[/img][img]http://www.diamondbilliardsonline.com/images/bucket.jpg[/img]*
By the way, 5 cookies left!

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-07-29 19:57:14
*Machine get drunk*
*eats cookie*
*puts repository of fictional vampire lore into inebriated machine and pushes button*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 19:59:31
*3 cookies left!*
*Edward comes out*
*Puts Edward in machine and presses 'Send' button*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-08-03 13:22:26
(2 plates left.)
You get a pizza.
I insert GLaDOS 4.2 and press the gray button with a Black Mesa logo on it.

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-03 20:12:15
You get instant topic fail, save for bumping by the GLaDOS police.
*puts 'Handcream for a Generation' into the machine and presses the big orange and green striped "Blah" button*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: glitchhunter09
Date: 2009-08-03 20:18:10
Out comes a lawn mover.
*puts the lawn mover back into the machine and falls flat on his face*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-08-04 11:22:13
You get RickRoll'd.
Inserts cake and presses the LIE button.

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: glitchhunter09
Date: 2009-08-04 20:20:11
*Then nothing comes out because the cake was a lie*
*stuffs an unopened package of toilet paper into the machine.*

#### Re: The magic Machine

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-08-04 20:21:52
*uses all of it*
*stuffs toilet with shit in it in the machine and presses 'multiply'*
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