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### The commercial game (I think I spelled it right) - Page 1

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#### The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: HiddenShadow
Date: 2006-07-11 13:39:43
Make up an invention or start some company or sometin.Then make a commercial for it.
Example: (This example is from Bo-bo-bo.I didn't make it up.)
Boy: Wow.I love my new house,and the moving company didn't even break a thing.
Torpedo girl: Target locked.*Starts hitting a fake wooden ship*
[move]The torpedo moving company.We won't destroy your house,but we can.[/move]

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2006-08-13 00:06:05
Man: wow, honey, did you hear about this spectacular NEW invention that I just bought?
Woman: No, whatever may it be?
Man: Its……… THE SUPER COOL AWESOME HYPER HYPER SUPER SUPER VERY VERY FRUITLOOPTASTIC…
Man: HAIRBRUSH 2000!!!
Man: Yes, the BLAHBLAHBLAH Hairbrush 2000! It can do anything a hairbrush can and one thing more!
Woman: What?
Man: It….EATS……….PIE!!!!!
*Both start hopping up 'n down.*
Both: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
[move] Yes, It's teh new Hairbrust 2000 that………EATS……….PIE!!!! Only $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999!!! Order yours now![/move]

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: PokemonPichu
Date: 2006-08-13 01:40:22
Random Voice: Pwn Bug Killer. Kills any bugs, including yourself.
Woman: With this, my life changed. One day I found my garden taken over by bugs, and my friend handed me this. As soon as I sprayed it- *sprays pwn bug killer and dies*
Random Voice: Pwn Bug Killer. Only $100. We will not be respondable for any accidicts or-
Boy: YES YOU WILL! *tosses can of Pwn Bug Killer at Random Voice, making it break and kill Random Voice*
[move]Pwn Bug Killer. Buy it for only $100! Buy one, get one free! It will change your life![/move]
XD

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: AnimalCrossingAddict
Date: 2006-08-14 17:58:17
Me: "I was sick of seeing stuff through my eyes, so I bought The Egoststical, monkeyrific, Shrink Ray Candy. Just 4 candies and you get to be the size of an ant." -eats four candies and shrinks-
Parrot: "Sick of seeing eyes! Ego Monkey! Shrink Ray! 4 candies be size of ant!"
Me: "Only [move]9000000000000000000000000000000000000966666600009999967657657657657657576576599999999999999122344538656705946459899999999912345678901234567890 Dollars.[/move]. It will change your view on life forever."

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: PokemonPichu
Date: 2006-08-14 18:15:12
Random Voice: Do you feel like throwing up? Do you feel like getting sick? Do you feel like getting dizzy? Try the…
Many voices: Marquee Machine!
Random Voice: Yes, the
Many voices: Marquee Machine!
Random Voice: We will give you an sample of the
Many voices: Marquee Machine!
Random Voice: on your T-
Boy: STOP IT! YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY WITH THOSE VOICES! *hits Random Voice with Pwn Bug Killer*
Random Voice: AUGH! *dies*
First part:
[move]…Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… [/move]
[move]…Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… [/move]
[move]…Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… [/move]
[move]…Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… [/move]
[move]…Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… …Starting up Marquee Machine… [/move]
Second Part:
[move]?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions[/move]
[move]?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions[/move]
[move]?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions[/move]
[move]?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions[/move]
[move]?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions ?Stupid Inventions[/move]
Third Part:
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[move]lol get sick get sick get sick uggh lol get sick get sick get sick uggh lol get sick get sick get sick uggh lol get sick get sick get sick uggh lol get sick get sick get sick uggh lol get sick get sick get sick uggh lol get sick get sick get sick uggh lol get sick get sick get sick uggh [/move]
[move]we hope you don't get better we hope you don't get better we hope you don't get better we hope you don't get better we hope you don't get better we hope you don't get better we hope you don't get better we hope you don't get better we hope you don't get better we hope you don't get better we hope you don't get better [/move]
[move]does our invention make you wanna barf does our invention make you wanna barf does our invention make you wanna barf does our invention make you wanna barf does our invention make you wanna barf does our invention make you wanna barf does our invention make you wanna barf does our invention make you wanna barf does our invention make you wanna barf does our invention make you wanna barf does our invention make you wanna barf [/move]
[move]the marquee machine the marquee machine the marquee machine the marquee machine the marquee machine the marquee machine the marquee machine the marquee machine the marquee machine the marquee machine the marquee machine the marquee machine the marquee machine [/move]
Boy: *watching* GAHH! @_@ I'm sick!
Random Pikachu somewhere outside watching TV through a window in a store: @_@ Piiiikaaaaaa…
Some people watching commerical: *vomiting*
Sorry if my post did make you sick. :P

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: AnimalCrossingAddict
Date: 2006-08-17 12:38:35
-girl catches Rattata-
Girl: "Oh yes, a Rattata! What should I name it?"
Random SpokeChihuahua: "do you need a name that is kerrio? Buy……..The Nickname Generator!"
-the nickname generator is shown. It looks like a safe with a little blue door at the top side and a printer in the middle side facing front. The girl has the Nickname Generator.-
Chihuahua: "Just put some hair, spit, or even teeth of the Pokemon into the top door. In 2 minutes, a paper will come out."
Girl:"…Yanghu…Ok! Come Yanghu!"
Chihuahua: Buy it for just…
[move]$imoto10000000000000000555[/move]

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: PokemonPichu
Date: 2006-08-17 14:44:32
Random Voice: Are you an energy waster? Then get the-
Many Voices: MACHINE THAT DOES NOTHING EXCEPT WASTE A LOT MORE ENERGY!
Random Voice: Yep, the-
Many Voices: MACHINE THAT DOES NOTHING EXCEPT WASTE A LOT MORE ENERGY!
*Screen changes over to the energy waster machine*
Machine: *working*
*Lights go out and machine stops working, and the screen goes blank*
Boy: w00t. That'll be the end for Stupid Inventions. *takes pokeball off belt, releases a Umbreon, and they walk out of the room*

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2006-08-23 16:49:57
Sick Of Doing Alot? Buy Nothing For Only[move]? [/move]

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2006-09-05 12:15:09
Do you like…..
cheese?
Well then, you should
[move][size=40pt]BUY SQUEEZY CHEESE!!![/size][/move]
This guy likes Squeezy Cheese: :D
So does this guy: ;D
[move][size=20pt]Do you like Squeezy Cheese?[/size][/move]
Man: Well you'd better, or we'll hunt you down & kill you!
Man2: Hey, you weren't supposed to say that *knock other man's head off*
[move]Buy Squeezy Cheese now[/move]

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2006-09-21 13:49:14
[size=1pt]If you cannot read this you need [size=14pt][glow=red,2,300]SUPER GLASSES[/glow] [/size]Which will let you see the smallest dot in detail [/size]
[move] [size=99pt]Buy it now[/size][/move]
[move]???[/move]

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: barneyzhen
Date: 2006-11-03 22:36:12
Me:The Pokemon Genrater With it
you can create ANY pokemon with it
See:
Phyduck
Mew
MissingNo.
Someguy: NO NOT THAT
*screan glitches*
Only HIEUWGHLIEUWH
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 HIULGUIENGIUWbe
POKEDOLLERS YUGELBUYWEODYGEFUY EGFIEL

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: Bobaloo
Date: 2007-02-09 19:30:56
RaNdOm MaN:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *RaNdOm MaN goes down a slide*
*Bobaloo walks in with a magazine*
Bobaloo: Hey RaNdOm MaN! Look! It's the latest issue of Magazeen!
RaNdOm MaN: COOL! LEMME SEE!
_______________________________
[img]http://Magazeen[/img]
[move]Buy Magazeen![/move]

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: flygonlover
Date: 2007-03-11 14:06:33
Man: Are you tired of waking up too early? Do you feel like you dont get enough sleep?
[move][size=45pt]BUY THE THING THAT CLONKS YOU IN THE HEAD AT 6 IN THE MORNING,KNOCKS YOU OUT, AND SENDS YOU BACK TO SLEEP!!!![/size][/move]
Only
[move]$999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.[/move]

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: gfw spacezilla
Date: 2007-04-14 07:23:10
man:sick of existing? then buy the smiter machine!
boy:it actually smites! watch
[shoots it at some guy and that guy dissapears]
boy:yay!
man:buy smiter machine for ?999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999990000

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: flygonlover
Date: 2007-04-14 13:58:38
Man: I am a hypnotist, and this device put me out of business…
THE SPIRALLY THING!!!
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It hypnotisises you so you go to sleep…. *snore*
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