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### The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 164

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#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-11-16 20:02:44
Granted but your head explodes.
I wish I had a female Mightyena Pokemorph girlfriend.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-11-16 20:56:55
Granted, but she dumps you for no explained reason after a few weeks.
I wish that I could run a mile without my respiratory system trying to kill me.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-11-16 22:51:31

> Granted, but she dumps you for no explained reason after a few weeks.
> I wish that I could run a mile without my respiratory system trying to kill me.

Wish Granted, but your digestive system kills you.
I wish Santa Claus was real.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-11-16 22:55:44
Granted, but he's a convicted rapist with a fetish for young children and your mom.
I wish for happiness.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-11-16 22:57:08
Wish Granted, but it's Robotnik's Hap-PINESS. Which is always so much more enjoyable.
I wish that I had wings.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-11-16 23:01:54
Granted, but they have brains and reproductive organs of their own and like to fuck behind your back - literally.
I wish that I wasn't so perverted tonight.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-11-16 23:15:46
Wish Granted, but I end up getting your pervertedness. (Damn you…)
I wish I didn't have zits.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-11-16 23:20:33
Granted, but then the zits get revenge by nuking you.
I wish that didn't have insomnia.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-11-16 23:21:58
Wish Granted, but you get raped by a polar bear. (I feel like being random)
I wish I wasn't so random…

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-11-16 23:24:12
Granted, but then I wouldn't have been laughing right now.
I wish that it was easier for me to distinguish between the perfect and pluperfect tense in Latin.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-11-17 14:39:13
Granted, but you can't distinguish it in other languages.
(Perfect and Pluperfect tense? What are they? And while I'm asking, what's a fetish?)
I wish I wasn't un-random.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-11-17 18:26:36
Wish Granted, but you are now too random so no one takes you seriously.
I wish I wasn't so flatulent right now…
(Also, a fetish is an obsession about something)

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-11-17 19:08:06
(what kind of obsession?)
Granted, but the farts are held in and you explode, sorry.
I wish the trade wasn't canceled.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-11-17 19:27:52
Wish Granted, but the trade ended up in getting Gigyas, who destroys your game.
I wish that I could believe that it's not butter.
(Any extreme obsession. Although most fetishes nowadays refer to sexual obsessions…)

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-11-18 17:33:46
Granted, but you are actually wrong because that particular substance is made of axle grease with artificial flavorings.

> Granted, but you can't distinguish it in other languages.
> (Perfect and Pluperfect tense? What are they? And while I'm asking, what's a fetish?)
> I wish I wasn't un-random.

The perfect tense is often shown by "-ed" in English and by using a perfect word stem (don't ask) in Latin and a perfect ending (i, isti, it, imus, istis, erunt). English example: I walked to the kitchen. The verb "walked" is perfect. Latin example: "ad culinam ambulavi." "ambulavi" is perfect.
The pluperfect tense (also called the past perfect tense) is shown by the word "had" before an ordinarily perfect verb in English, and by using a perfect stem and a pluperfect ending (eram, eras, erat, eramus, eratis, erant; incidentally those are all the Latin forms of I/you/he/we/you[plural]/they were or was) in Latin. English xample: "I had walked to the kitchen." The verb phrase "had walked" is pluperfect. Latin example: "ad culinam ambulaveram." "ambulaveram" is pluperfect.
The above is proof that I'll do anything to avoid homework. And I wish that Latin tenses could be explained easier to non-Latin speakers.
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