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### Christmas - Page 2

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#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-12-10 15:16:50
Santa died years ago.

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2007-12-10 15:17:47

> Santa died years ago.

Another reason Mewthree should fill in for Santa.

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-12-10 15:20:47
Reasons Santa can't exist:
If Santa is married, how come he has no children?
How can his reindeer keep their antlers all year long?
How can Santa visit 1.5 billion homes in one night?
How can he eat a couple billion cookies and drink several swimming pools of milk, yet gain no weight at all?
How the hell can he make reindeer fly?

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2007-12-10 15:21:22
Because he is magic, duh!

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-12-10 15:23:48
WHY DOES HE HAVE NO CHILDREN?
And the truth is: well: I looked out my bedroom when I was 8 (7 years ago) to see if Santa had came yet. I didn't see Santa. I saw my parents putting the presents under the tree. Don't you know parents shop, or is this absolutely possible?

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-12-10 15:25:37
You know what? I hate you all. Screw your forums and all of you, and editing up my posts for speaking my opinion and telling the truth. I hate you all.

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2007-12-10 15:26:26

> And the truth is: well: I looked out my bedroom when I was 8 (7 years ago) to see if Santa had came yet. I didn't see Santa. I saw my parents putting the presents under the tree. Don't you know parents shop, or is this absolutely possible?

They could of put presents that they where hidding from you and santa didn't come due to you being up.

> You know what? I hate you all. Screw your forums and all of you, and editing up my posts for speaking my opinion and telling the truth. I hate you all.

Don't make that mistake again.

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-12-10 15:26:51

> Reasons Santa can't exist:
> If Santa is married, how come he has no children?
> How can his reindeer keep their antlers all year long?
> How can Santa visit 1.5 billion homes in one night?
> How can he eat a couple billion cookies and drink several swimming pools of milk, yet gain no weight at all?
> How the hell can he make reindeer fly?

He uses protection.
They don't they just grow near Christmas.
He travels at godspeedmph.
He spends the rest of the year burning it off. Any he can't manage towards the end of the trip are wrapped up & given to the children as presents ([size=8pt]his reindeer have the milk[/size]).
Because he is magic, duh!

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-12-10 15:27:52
No- do you not believe that parents go shopping?
I hate you all because you shun me for having an honest opinion.

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2007-12-10 15:28:20

> No- do you not believe that parents go shopping?
> I hate you all because you shun me for having an honest opinion.

We are not shunning you.

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2007-12-10 15:29:11
Anyway, you need to stick to the christmas spirit.
[size=3pt]There may be people who don't want truth forced apon them, just because you were forced to find out and all childhood dreams ruined doesn't mean you have to force that on other people. Santa exist intill is disproved 100%.[/size]

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-12-10 15:29:40
And I bet you all still believe the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are real.
You all edit my posts when I SPOKE THE TRUTH. You just can't have it someone else's way, can you?

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2007-12-10 15:30:37
Stictly speaking, all orignal content still remains, and you can edit your own posts.

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2007-12-10 15:31:21

> And I bet you all still believe the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are real.
> You all edit my posts when I SPOKE THE TRUTH. You just can't have it someone else's way, can you?

Newo is joking. Right Newo?

#### Re: Christmas

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2007-12-10 15:33:07
I said that Santa is as real as Pokegods, it is my belief, now my belief on pokegods is a completely different matter.
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