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### The commercial game (I think I spelled it right) - Page 3

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#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2007-12-13 22:44:05
Boy: I'm so bored today..
Girl: Me too..I just wish we had some form of entertainment…
Announcer: NEVER FEAR, I HAVE JUST THE THING TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY!
Boy: WHERE THE HELL IS THAT VOICE COMING FROM?!
Girl: I'm scared…
Announcer: INTRODUCING THE TURBO-GOAT!
Boy: Well, what is it, strange disembodied voice sent here to torture us forever with your advertisements?
Announcer: IT'S JUST BASICALLY A GOAT WITH A ROCKET ENGINE SURGICALLY [glow=red,2,300]SHOVED UP[/glow] IT'S [shadow=red,left]ASS[/shadow]!
Girl: Wow, I want one already!
Boy: But what does it do?
Announcer: WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU!
*view changes to the Turbo-Goat*
Announcer: If you press this button here..
*CLICK*
*The Turbo-Goat starts hovering very slowly up into the air*
Boy: Wow, Does it keep going?
Announcer: YES IT SURE DOES! ..until the fuel runs out…
Boy: What was that?
Announcer: NOTHING, NOTHING.
*Turbo-Goat is continuing to hover upwards slowly..*
All: …
Girl: What are we supposed to do?
Announcer: ..wait for it to fall back down, splattering it's guts all over the place…
Boy: Um…what?!
Announcer: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS PIZZA.
Boy and Girl: >.> <.<
SO CALL 1-800-222-2222-2222-2222-2222-2222-2222-2221 to recieve a Turbo-Goat!
THE BEST PART IS THAT ITS ABSOLUTELY FREE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ANYTHING!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ANYTHING!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ANYTHING!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ANYTHING!
IT'S ABSOLUTELY FREE!
…You must pay $55 for shipping & handling.
*Turbo-Goat continues to hover upwards, now it's higher than the telephone poles*
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2007-12-13 23:27:32
Boy1:I wish I was smaller.
Girl1:I wish I was bigger
Girl2:I wish I had something to do
Boy2:I'm going to watch TV
voice:Wish you where bigger? Wish you where smaller? Well I have the right thing for you!
Girls1&2 and Boy1:What!?
Voice:These pieces of gum!
*2 blue pieces of gum and 2 red pieces of gum fall from the sky onto a convincly placed table*
Boy1 and girl1:Oh yeah
Girl2:This should give me something to do
Voice:The red gum makes you bigger and the blue gum makes you smaller
*Girl1 starts chewing the red gum and becomes huge*
Girl1:WOW! I'M HUGE!
Boy1:I think I'll have some of the blue gum.
*Boy1 starts chewing a piece of blue gum and becomes too small to see*
Girl2:My turn!
*Girl2 starts chewing a piece of both blue and red gum and half of her becomes too small too see, and the other half becomes as huge as Girl1*
Girl2:HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
voice:So to get your Growing and Shrinking gum call 888-222-999 or get it in your local stores candy department.

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: RPBnimrod
Date: 2007-12-14 13:01:25
"Are you tired of trees getting in the way?'' *is walking and bumps into a tree numerous times* "Outch!, Ugged!, uach! Oh what am I supposed to do?????
*talk show voice guy appears* Hellew! Are you Like my friend BoB? then you need the TREE EATER!! EHYES the tree eater will eat through any tree at any time!
Side Effects may include lack of household plants, death, more death, and even more death
BUY IT NOW!!!!!!! just 20,0000,0000000000,00000$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!

#### Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-01-03 12:56:17
FUCK YOU STUPID-ASS NIGGA
Hello, you must go buy some food from Yalaha Fried Chicken. And if you don't, we will continue to pester you for the rest of your life through commercials like this one, and if you do, we will still pester you anyway, preferably by grabbing your attention through swear words.
GO SHIT YOURSELF IN A GHETTO CHINK
Once again, you must go buy the very good Yalaha Fried Chicken, the meat from genetically engineered food animals that have no eyes, mouth, limbs, or any other useless thing animals have.
Eat your fingers off at Yalaha Fried Chicken!
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