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### Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken - Page 1

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#### Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

Posted by: Skyrro
Date: 2010-03-29 18:42:59
Self explanatory…
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs20/f/2007/307/d/d/Chuck_Norris_Pokemon_Card_by_zaku40.jpg

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, or Blaziken

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2010-03-29 20:29:49
Only 8000 HP? I was expecting 9001 (or something >9000).

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, or Blaziken

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-29 23:43:24
The Chuck, as he is like God, sex, and Kung-Fu blended up in a package of pure manliness.
(Thank you, Nostalgia Critic!)

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, or Blaziken

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2010-03-30 18:57:18
Either Chuck Norris or Blaziken.
Bruce Willis is a faggot.

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

Posted by: Skyrro
Date: 2010-03-30 20:22:14
Please not, I made an error. Bruce Lee and Bruce Willis are two TOTALLY different people.

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

Posted by: Missingnoguy55
Date: 2010-04-03 18:40:31
Chuck Norris, because he can roundhouse kick through time and space and it'll end straight up your ass.
Don't mess with Chuck Norris, man.

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

Posted by: glitchhunter09
Date: 2010-04-05 22:59:41
Bruce Lee is deceased. He was killed by a blank that actually turned out to be a bullet because there was a real bullet inside the gun the blank was loaded in that nobody knew about. When the gun fired, the real bullet fired out instead of the blank. There is a rumor about a curse that was on his family which is why he supposedly died.

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-04-07 17:40:23

> Bruce Lee is deceased. He was killed by a blank that actually turned out to be a bullet because there was a real bullet inside the gun the blank was loaded in that nobody knew about. When the gun fired, the real bullet fired out instead of the blank. There is a rumor about a curse that was on his family which is why he supposedly died.

Which was the Curse of the Chuck because he had a movie where he killed Chuck Norris.

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2010-05-18 07:02:17
Blaziken obviously, as it is the only non-fictional character from the list. But if we are including the imaginary-non-existent ones, Bruce Lee is epic. See him eat his own blood…
Anyway, if you look at the Chuck Norris Pokemon Card, although he has a lot of health, and all resistances, you are never going to get yourself that [Blah] Energy card use his round-house kick…
If you had normal energy requirements any energy card would work….(I think)

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2010-05-18 22:06:51

> Anyway, if you look at the Chuck Norris Pokemon Card, although he has a lot of health, and all resistances, you are never going to get yourself that [Blah] Energy card use his round-house kick…
> If you had normal energy requirements any energy card would work….(I think)

It's one of those no-energy moves that the kids are all over these days.

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2010-05-22 17:48:27

> > Anyway, if you look at the Chuck Norris Pokemon Card, although he has a lot of health, and all resistances, you are never going to get yourself that [Blah] Energy card use his round-house kick…
> > If you had normal energy requirements any energy card would work….(I think)

> It's one of those no-energy moves that the kids are all over these days.

In my day, energy cards were all the rage, you used to trade your rare and shiny ones with each other.
Anyway, if it is a no energy card move then why has is got a little circle thingy.
One energy card and 800 turns later, this would win:
[img]http://pokebeach.com/scans/base-set/35-magikarp.jpg[/img]

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

Posted by: SCared_Fir3
Date: 2010-05-22 17:49:49
Blaziken FTW.

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2010-05-25 20:44:04

> Anyway, if it is a no energy card move then why has is got a little circle thingy.

That's what they look like.

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2010-06-08 17:44:51
Blaziken>Universe Exploding>Bruce Lee>Evil Hipster>Can of Soup>Chuck Norris

#### Re: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Blaziken

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-08 18:56:15

> Stelio Kontos>Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris>Universe Exploding>Blaziken>Evil Hipster>Can of Soup

Fixed.
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