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## MS Paint Adventures

### Another Day at the Office - MSPA - Page 2

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#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 14:27:45
Devour everything but the $20 bill.
Set $20 on fire.

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-06 15:27:06
Aye, but ye has no source of FIRE and no MOUTHS for your EATIFICATION.
Besides, you love LIGHT GUNs too much to eat, you'd need the MONEY and the HEAVY PLASMA CKANNON is too HEAVY to lift.

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 15:35:35
Take only LIGHT GUN and AMMO, search for mouths.

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-06 15:46:53
Aye, there are no AMMO or MOUTHS to be found here
besides, the LIGHT GUN runs on the power of OSM SHOOTER-STYLE GAMES

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-06 15:52:28
(Sorry about the double post)
You decide to cut the shennanigans and just take what you can carry.
You gain (1) LIGHT GUN, with (1) CONTRA 4 INSERTED and TWENTY THREE DOLLARS.
You cannot lift the HEAVY PLASMA CKANNON as it is far too HEAVY. Perhaps if you were made of STEEL and had SERVOS to power your joints, your FORTITUDE stat would be high enough to lift it.

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 19:14:02
Exit room.

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-06 20:45:06
[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/2mr9v9k.png[/img]
As you go into the BREAK ROOM, you see many DISTRESSED FACTORY WORKERS huddled in a corner, a WOODEN TABLE blocking the way to the FACTORY FLOOR.
Inquiring the WORKERS, you figure out someone has stolen MILO, SHIPPING FOREMAN's lunch. Again. This time, he has decided it justified a psychotic rampage. It would seem that a few WORKERS are trapped inside and that MILO, SHIPPING FOREMAN has procured DARK MAGICKS and is very dangerous.
You ask about the ROBOT in the corner, and one of the workers flips the ROBOT on, apparantly named RUSTY. His STEEL PLATED, SERVO OPERATED APPENDAGE looks like it could lift and operate a HEAVY PLASMA CKANNON. RUSTY, has now joined your PARTY.
There is a CAN OF OLIVE DRAB SPRAY PAINT and a RUSTY SHOVEL. The PAINT may be usefull to rid of bad colors

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 20:51:28
> Request the placement of a dispenser in the current vicinity from one of those fine ENGINEERS.

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-06 20:54:55
"We don't get paid enough to be engineers" one of them says, choking back tears. "And we used the vending machines to block the doors."

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2009-06-06 22:02:26
> Paint: Rusty and have him use the plasma kannon thing.

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-06 23:01:39
Painting RUSTY and equiping him with the HEAVY PLASMA CKANNON, you decide to wield the RUSTY SHOVEL yourself. And then the inevitable happens
[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/j7w2g3.jpg[/img]
SHIT JUST GOT REAL

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-06-06 23:03:37
> Do a barrel roll

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-06-07 02:32:18
> Break the wooden table and challenge MILO, SHIPPING FOREMAN to a duel.

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2009-06-07 04:22:31
> Destroy rusty.

#### Re: Another Day at the Office - MSPA

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-07 11:44:09
You go through to the next room, having RUSTY vaporize all the debris in the way as your spindly, armless hands could hardly get through, even with a RUSTY SHOVEL.
[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/332v47m.png[/img]
In the next room you come face to face with a dreaded WACKY, OVERSIZED INFLATABLE BALLOON ADVERTISEMENT GUY. His oddly drawn face looks through you into your very soul. It's vile presence makes you sick and nauseated. It also reeks of Mini-Boss
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