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## Forum Games

### The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 224

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#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-06-07 17:38:40
Wish granted, but I ruin the ending of everything else for you.
I wish Wa moved to Australia.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-07 18:04:06
Granted, but she gets eaten by a rabid kangaroo.
I wish that platypi were common in California.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-06-07 18:07:26
Granted, but they eat all the native species.
I wish that I had a teleportation machine.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-07 18:10:41
Granted, but you can strangely only teleport into men's locker rooms…
I wish that I go back in time and undo all of the sins I made in my life.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2010-06-07 18:54:58
Granted, but you get crucified, because without sin you are Jesus.
I wish I could flip people off without any negative retribution.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-07 19:01:45
Granted. Flipping people off now means "I respect you." Therefore it is now a GOOD thing to flip people off.
I wish that there was just one unified language.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2010-06-07 19:05:09
Granted, but you can't understand it.
I wish I had a way to get better at guitar, and fast.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-07 19:11:18
Granted. But once you learn how, you die.
I wish that everything in the universe had a common purpose.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2010-06-07 19:30:50
Granted, but that purpose is to kill you.
I wish my girlfriend would stop smoking.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-06-07 19:32:31
Granted, she starts doing heroin instead.
I wish marijuana was legal.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2010-06-07 19:37:48
Granted, but the big businesses and government agencies put chemicals in the marijuana that cause cancer and make you addicted, among other nasty side effects that weren't there to begin with.
I wish I could shoot milk out my nose whenever I wanted.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingnoguy55
Date: 2010-06-07 20:24:09
Granted, a stream of fire now shoots out and burns your nose to ashes.
I wish I could go back to 1924 in Los Angeles.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-07 20:59:38
Granted, but you cause a Time Paradox, and eff up the world.
I wish that brown cows gave chocolate milk.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Missingnoguy55
Date: 2010-06-07 22:12:17
Granted. They give feces instead (what else could I put?)
I wish my parakeets weren't so loud.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-07 23:35:25
Granted, they are now murderous.
I wish that I knew what to wish for in my next wish.
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