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### Thy GlitchCityMan - Page 29

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#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-05-09 14:21:50
> KILL IT WITH MOAR FIRE

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-09 15:26:20
You attempt to murder Croagunk with MOAR FIRE. Fortunately, it already re-entered its Pokeball. Attempt to kill Croagunk failed. The officers then order Growlithe to attack. Quickly, you throw the first Pokeball your hand reaches. An Arbok emerges. Seems that this is the Pokemon Lord Flatulon gave you. Arbok stands there alongside Skuntank, awaiting your orders.
What do you do???

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-05-09 18:37:35
> WEAR POISON JAB-PROOF SUIT AND RAPE POLICE OFFICERS

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-09 18:59:25
You do so, but Croagunk is not so easily thwarted. He instead Cross Chops you, which destroys your suit. THEN he Poison Jabs you. THen he returns to his Pokeball.
What do you do???

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-05-09 19:08:46
> WEAR CROAGUNK-PROOF SUIT AND RAPE POLICE OFFICERS

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-09 19:24:02
YOu do so. Croagunk exits its ball, sees the Croagunk proof suit, and starts to glow. When the glowing subsides, your newly evolved Toxicroak Poison Jabs you, then shreds all your anything-proof anything and re-enters its Pokeball.
What do you do that hopefully doesn't involve rape???

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-05-09 19:37:36
> CREATE A NEW POKEMON-PROOF SUIT (AND WEAR IT) AND RAPE POLICE OFFICERS
:p

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-10 00:34:31
YOu attempt to, but the police officers rip off your pokemon proof suit. Since you seem unwilling to battle, Arbok takes matters into its own hands, figuratively speaking. It fires off a Gunk Shot at the nearest Growlithe, KOing it. The officer returns it, but then sends out an Ariados. Skuntank blasts a Sludge Bomb at the other, but it counters with Flamethrower, burning Skuntank. Toxicroak then emerges from its Pokeball, and destroys all nearby fabric with which any anything-proof suit can be made, as well as any already-made whatever-proof suits. It then stands behind you, clearly intending to stop you from any further rape attempts. Even Lord Flatulon shoots you a puzzled/disgusted look before getting back to the battle.
What do you do that doesn't involve rape???

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-05-10 05:23:08
> HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX IN MISSIONARY POSITION WITH POLICE OFFICERS

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-10 08:00:19
But it's not conseusual, because they don't consent. FAIL.

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-05-10 22:02:56
> EXPLODE

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Axaj
Date: 2009-05-11 10:48:23
Do you forget the Quagsires?

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-11 10:49:35
> SURRENDER TO THE POLICE

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-12 05:47:46
You try to surrender to the police. However, Lord Flatulon yells "Don't give in, you wuss! We've dealt with more police than this before! Skuntank! Use Giga Impact!" Skuntank, with purple and yellow light surrounding it, smashes into the Growlithe, who smash into their trainers, who smash through the wall and soar into the sky. Emboldened by that success, you send out Weezing alongside Arbok and proceed to destroy all the police forces present. Within ten minutes, the warehouse is cop-free. Lord Flatulon is impressed with you. "I think," he says, "this deserves a promotion to Executive".
What do you do?

#### Re: Thy GlitchCityMan

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-05-12 07:53:22
> *insert scene from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog where Robotnik says "PRRRRRRRRRROMOTION!" here*
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