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## Forum Games

### The If game - Page 7

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#### Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-03-30 16:28:03
Not sure. Do you KNOW the meaning of life?( Rhetorical question)
What if I ruled the forums?

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: blitzer
Date: 2008-04-04 17:40:55
I wouldn't have cared, unless you were a tyrant.
What if Catnarok is nigh?

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-09 18:38:32
Uhhh…. RESPECT ALL CATS?????
What if I was an Absol an people weren't superstitious?

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: Absol lover
Date: 2008-04-10 07:19:36
Then I'd hug and kiss you.
what if I was to hack into the forums?

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-14 12:34:49
I would KILL YOU!

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2008-04-14 15:57:13
I would become a moderator, and edit your post so that you have a 'what if' question in it.
What if the innernette REQUIRED people to put down their real name, age, address, etc. on every registration form?

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-15 18:36:19
I think you mean ' internet' and then people would be constantly um… thats as far as I can think…
What if I was 20 years old and Loved Absol?

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: Absol lover
Date: 2008-04-16 05:38:28
Then you either would be me, or at least be my husband/boyfriend/friend/whatever.
What If I was Male?

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-16 15:04:28
DUNNO!
what if I WAS the flying spaghetti monster.

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-04-16 15:09:40
You would be worshipped by a few people & detested by just about everyone else. Many Christians will swear at & about you, thinking your entire religion is made to insult theirs. They say your followers will burn in Hell. You don't wan that of course; as in Pastafarian Hell the beer is stale & the strippers have veneral diseases.
What if the Pastafarian community gathered enough money to buy a pirate ship church?

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-16 15:12:04
Then they probably would (I know I would)
what if Absol lover was my girlfriend?

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-04-16 15:14:59
Then you would have lots of people wondering why you chose someone 6 years older than you.
What if the Pastafarian community bought a pirate ship church?

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-16 15:15:55
I'd go in, DUH!
What if I was a 'Pastafarian'?

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-04-16 15:19:23
You would be respected more by myself, other Pastafarians & the FSM, but laughed at by everyone else. Not least because on Fridays you wear pirate clothing.
What if the pirate ship church built by the pastafarian community after they gathered enough money to finally buy it was burnt down?

#### Re: The If game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-16 15:21:30
I would cry…
Ok.. I want to be a Pastafarian.
oh, yes, What if I had Noodles for arms/appendages/whatever?
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