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### The Corrupted Wish Game - Page 173

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#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-12 22:39:36
Who's Bo-bobo?
I wish that I knew who Bo-bobo was.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-12 23:17:33

> Who's Bo-bobo?
> I wish that I knew who Bo-bobo was.

Wish Granted, but you don't like him.
Here you go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobobo-bo_Bo-bobo_(character)
I wish I had the 7 Chaos Emeralds.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-13 00:25:52
Granted, but they are stolen within 5 seconds.
I wish that I had a highly intelligent pet robot.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-13 01:00:09
Wish Granted, but it turns on you and enslaves the world.
I wish for a bag of potato chips.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-12-13 07:39:43
Wish granted but Light Yagami takes them… AND EATS THEM!
I wish my TV tuner worked with Linux.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-13 09:18:13
Granted, but it becomes hyper-intelligent and tries to kill you.
I wish that robot fiction writers would just follow Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics and stop writing the tired "robot kills creator" stories.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-13 12:34:47
Wish Granted. They now make "robot rapes creator" stories.
I wish I could get the "What is Love" song out of my head…..

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-13 12:37:07
Granted, you kill yourself. That should do the trick!

> Wish Granted. They now make "robot rapes creator" stories.

Nice try, but that still violates the First Law: "A robot may not harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to be harmed."
I wish that my cellphone would connect to my email address.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-13 12:41:31

> Granted, you kill yourself. That should do the trick!

> > Wish Granted. They now make "robot rapes creator" stories.

> Nice try, but that still violates the First Law: "A robot may not harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to be harmed."
> I wish that my cellphone would connect to my email address.

Ah, but raping doesn't necesarily involve HURTING, does it? Just forcing sexual intercourse.
Wish Granted, but every time you get junk mail, your phone explodes.
I wish that the Taco Bell dog was still in commercials….

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-12-13 12:44:25

> > Granted, you kill yourself. That should do the trick!

> > > Wish Granted. They now make "robot rapes creator" stories.

> > Nice try, but that still violates the First Law: "A robot may not harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to be harmed."
> > I wish that my cellphone would connect to my email address.

> Ah, but raping doesn't necesarily involve HURTING, does it? Just forcing sexual intercourse.

Rape causes emotional pain and is therefore a violation of the First Law.

Granted, but the commercials are never on.
I wish John Cena never existed.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-13 12:46:23
Granted, but then there is a paradox that swallows the universe.
By the way, don't forget the second law: "A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law." The person being raped could easily tell the robot to stop.
I wish that i could play the keyboard.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-13 12:48:31
Granted, but the keyboard plays YOU, as you are now in Soviet, Russia.
I wish I didn't use that joke.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-13 12:50:26
Granted, but again there is a paradox that swallows the universe.
I wish that I had some better music to listen to.

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-13 12:53:06
Granted, but ONCE AGAIN, there is a paradox that swallows the universe.
I wish we would stop using that as a result. (I'm also serious about this one.)

#### Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-13 12:55:06
Granted, but your head asplodes.
I wish that "asplode" was a valid word in the English language.
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