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### 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target - Page 1

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#### 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Reimoni
Date: 2009-08-08 20:37:05
1.Strip down and run through the store saying "Im naked im naked im naked."

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-08 23:33:43
2. Throw excrement at customers.

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: glitchhunter09
Date: 2009-08-08 23:50:27
3. Ask for a five finger discount.

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-08-09 00:34:54
I work in retail, so I'm afraid I can't help but nitpick this thread
1 and 2 would probably work. 3 would probably result in them laughing at you.
4. Steal things.

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-09 08:01:31
5. knock everything off the shelves.

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-09 08:09:14
6: Start opening boxes, taking stuff out of them, and then chewing said boxes.

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-09 08:14:10
play dominoes with the shelves.

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-09 08:28:04
8: Rape the manager of the shop.

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-09 08:43:19
9: then steal her children.

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-09 10:34:38
10: Or his children, depending on if the manager is male or female.
11: walk in armed with a lethal weapon of any kind.

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-08-09 10:47:15
12. Go up to store security and ask "Can I please be kicked out?"

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2009-08-09 11:07:22
13. Joust with shopping carts
14. Beat up a salesclerk
15. Kick the old lady handing out stickers
16.Play their video games for 8 hours straight
17.Argue with the manager
18.Break the mirror behind the electronics section
19. Bring in your pet
20. Smoke
21. poop on the cashier's desk
22. dress as a terrorist

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-09 11:32:15

> 19. Bring in your pet
> What's wrong with bringing in pets? WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST PETS?!?

23: Yell at the top of your voice some sort of argument about the rules of the store.

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2009-08-09 11:33:06
They don't like pets because they poop everywhere….

#### Re: 1000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2009-08-09 11:45:30
24. Eat the store manager
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