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#### parodius acts of heinous fair use

Posted by: Parzival
Date: 2019-04-19 00:15:57
parodies or smth idk
Sound of Silence Parody
====================
Hello problems, my old friends
I've come to fight with you again
Because a driver softly creeping
Left its seeds while RAM was leaking
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of crashing
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow bands of networking
'Neath the halo of a burned-out fan
I turned my collar to the hot and spinning
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of an LED light
That split the night
And touched the sound of crashing
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand tasks, maybe more
Programs malloc with no swap
Programs writing with no space
Programs writing bits that voices never play
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of crashing
"Fools, " said I, "You do not know
Malware, like a plague, it grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my tools that I might help you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells, of crashing
And the programs bowed and prayed
To the malware god they made
And Windows flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And Windows said, "The words of the prophets are written in the event log
And dumped over COM"
And whispered in the sounds of crashing
might make more later

#### Re: parodius acts of heinous fair use

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2019-06-28 00:00:08
(To the tune of Donut Man, by The Dickies)
Way down in Flori-day
Lives a man whos loved by all in the state
Who just cant be stopped
The superhero no one wants
Hes got a hole in his head, a hole in his brain
Maybe thats why hes so damn insane
Hes got no tact, got no shame
Does what he wants and thats OK
Hes a Florida man
Hes doing what he can
Hes crazy every day
Hes got nothing to lose
Hes found his way
Hes a Florida man
Hes doing what he can
Hes crazy every day
Hes got nothing to lose
Hes found his way
Broke into jail to see his friends
Threw ninja stars at the in-laws again
Driving in his shopping cart
To his meth lab at Wal-Mart
Got into a fight with a tree
Attacked a bum with a machete
On his face a big meth smile
You cant deny that hes got style
Hes a Florida man
Hes doing what he can
Hes crazy every day
Hes got nothing to lose
Hes found his way
Hes a Florida man
Hes doing what he can
Hes crazy every day
Hes got nothing to lose
Hes found his way
He went to court, threw shit at the judge
Got acquitted, didnt raise a fuss
Now hes free and back on the street
Exposing himself to all he meets
Hes a Florida man
Hes doing what he can
Hes crazy every day
Hes got nothing to lose
Hes found his way
Hes a Florida man
Hes doing what he can
Hes crazy every day
Hes got nothing to lose
Hes found his way
Florida man
Florida man (Florida man)
Florida man (Florida man)

#### Re: parodius acts of heinous fair use

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2019-06-28 10:57:27
We love you, Florida Man.

> parodies or smth idk
> Sound of Silence Parody
> ====================
> Hello problems, my old friends
> I've come to fight with you again
> Because a driver softly creeping
> Left its seeds while RAM was leaking
> And the vision that was planted in my brain
> Still remains
> Within the sound of crashing
> In restless dreams I walked alone
> Narrow bands of networking
> 'Neath the halo of a burned-out fan
> I turned my collar to the hot and spinning
> When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of an LED light
> That split the night
> And touched the sound of crashing
> And in the naked light I saw
> Ten thousand tasks, maybe more
> Programs malloc with no swap
> Programs writing with no space
> Programs writing bits that voices never play
> And no one dared
> Disturb the sound of crashing
> "Fools, " said I, "You do not know
> Malware, like a plague, it grows
> Hear my words that I might teach you
> Take my tools that I might help you"
> But my words, like silent raindrops fell
> And echoed in the wells, of crashing
> And the programs bowed and prayed
> To the malware god they made
> And Windows flashed out its warning
> In the words that it was forming
> And Windows said, "The words of the prophets are written in the event log
> And dumped over COM"
> And whispered in the sounds of crashing
> might make more later

This is beautiful.

#### Re: parodius acts of heinous fair use

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2019-06-30 23:36:36

> We love you, Florida Man.

He loves you too, whether you want him to or not.

#### Re: parodius acts of heinous fair use

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2020-03-27 01:28:36
Glitchkrieg Bop:
———————
Bleep, blip, let's glitch
Bleep, blip, let's glitch
Bleep, blip, let's glitch
Bleep, blip, let's glitch
MissingNo used Sky Attack
8F turned the screen black
My whole game's outta whack now
The Glitchkrieg Bop
Down here in Glitch City
The situation's shitty
Isn't it a pity?
Glitchkrieg Bop
Bleep, blip, let's glitch
The entire game has crashed now
What I've done, I dunno
But they're all revved up and ready to blow
Charizard 'M is flying
My batteries are dying
Game Freak is crying
The Glitchkrieg Bop
They have so much HP
How can this be?
My Glitchmon are exploding
Glitchkrieg Bop
Bleep, blip, let's glitch
The entire game has crashed now
What I've done, I dunno
But they're all revved up and ready to blow
They're level 255
I'm not getting out alive
But I don't want off the ride
The Glitchkrieg Bop
Look at all them pixels
Blowin' up like missiles
All the sprites have swiveled
The Glitchkrieg Bop
Bleep, blip, let's glitch
Bleep, blip, let's glitch
Bleep, blip, let's glitch
Bleep, blip, let's glitch
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