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#### Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2008-11-30 19:23:16
This RPG is 100% freeform. Be anything you want, do anything you want, and have all the powers you desire. Character numbers are not limited and rules are decided by majority vote. Kyoukipichi is designing a signup sheet as I type, but you can register character names right now.

Phrawger's Characters:
Phrawger, Goldsage, Goldmines 1, 2, 3, ad infinitum
Fivex the Third's Characters:
Mario Mario, Luigi Mario, Mario Luigi, Luigi Luigi, Smelter, Xubuntu
GARY 'M 9's Characters:
GARY 'M 9, HolographicSimulatedGreatApeSuperSaiyanFourJediSwordsMasterSamuraiPirateNinjaBorgTimeLincoln
Yuzihax's Characters:
Gman, Gordon Freeman
Kyoukipichi's Characters:
Jack Paranalis, Ninten Robotnik, Table Cat, Eevee
:56 ERROR's Characters:
Error, Nefarian
?????(000)'s Characters:
Lucky, ?????
Kannon's Characters:
Text-Adventurer, Comrade Taquito, Dynamic Seizure Man
FudgeCake's Characters:
Shrii
(Striked-out names mean the character is declared dead by their owner)

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-11-30 19:30:02

> and rules are decided by majority vote.

A democratic RPG?
WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-11-30 19:43:50
Either your joking(LOL) Or your a overreactive republican yuzihax.
MY characters is mario mario, luigi luigi, luigi mario, and Smelter.

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2008-11-30 19:46:57
before we get into any hassle, please define character maker for a quick second
@ Yuzihax: denmark i believe

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-11-30 19:50:31
He can make up to 40 other characters at a time.
It should kinda be renamed to Smelter.
In Fact, I'll go edit my post.
The reason why is that the smelter can make enemies in SMRPG

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-11-30 20:02:29
GARY 'M 9 and *pokes sig for his other character*

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-11-30 20:02:43

> Either your joking(LOL)

This.
I'm a Democrat.
to actually get into this shit:
My Character(s) (if I ever make more)
Gman (from Half Life)

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2008-11-30 20:33:17
Sign-up sheet
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Location:
Orientation:
Religion:
Political party:
Height:
Weight:
Eye color:
Skin color:
Shoe size:
Belt size:
Favorite soda:
Nail length:
Did you hit puberty:
You have magic. Put it here:
Size of your house:
Number of furniture in that house:
How awesome is your car:
How much money do you make each year:
List other things about how rich you are:
Mileage:
Decibels:
Never gonna give you up:
Have you had curry:
Do you at least have chicken:
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you:
GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE:
Credit Card Number:
Mother's maiden name:
Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!:
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!:
Life story:
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?:
Meow:
Bark:
Moo:
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?:
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?:
What?! (<>)?!:
So I herd u leik mudkipz:
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!:
ARE YOU A STRANGER:
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW:
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW:
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT:
IS IT PLANTIUM:
IS IT GOLD:
MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE:
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?:
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you:
OH YES!:
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS:
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?:
Red green beans:
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!:
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*:
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…:
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY:
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY:
LOL WRONG LYRICZ:
Is Barney gay?:
Is Barney your best friend:
Is that a gun to kill Barney?:
Shoot Barney?:
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG:
WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA:
HE'S QUAGMIRE:
QUAGMIRE:
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT:
HE'S QUAGMIRE:
QUAGMIRE:
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO:
LET'S HAVE SEX!:
IS THAT THE GMAN?:
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!:
:D:
Format C:\?:
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM:
LOLWUT?:
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX:
DO A BARREL ROLL:
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT:
ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO D: :
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN:
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK:
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!:
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?:
Good Morning Gordan Freepants:
Hi, GMAN:
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE:
NO U:
WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY:
IS THE TRAM INBOUND:
FROM AREA NINE:
LIQUID!:
Plasma?:
|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23:
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe:
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness:
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes:
Bow down to her:
Are you sexy enough for her:
Will you reshape miles of land for her:
If not, DIE:
Never gonna give you up:
Never gonna let you down:
Never gonna run around and desert you:
Never gonna make you cry:
Never gonna say goodbye:
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you:
You do not give up:
Do not disappoint me:
I do not run to the desert:
You'll never make me cry:
I can not say goodbye to you:
I never said a lie and hurt you:
Water under construction:
When do you want us to finish constructing your water:
I am sorry, that is too soon:
Would you like a pool with that:
Move on, nothing to see:
Workers of the world, unite:
Are you a Communist:
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU:
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!":
Are nukes awesome:
MORENUKES?:
Phrawger picks up here:
Bitches don't know 'bout my:
What do you like to play:
With the:
And the:
And the thing where the guy comes out of the:
And the:
Where are the rebel plans you sent:
You are a part of the:
And a:
I find your lack of this disturbing:
Random multiple of seven:
Affirmation of Plankton:
(srs times) List of Powers:
End Transmission:

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-11-30 20:49:44
Oh here we go…
Sign-up sheet
Name: Mario MArio
Age: 26
Sex: Plumber
Location: Piping
Orientation: None
Religion: Plumbius
Political party: Rebublican
Height: One meter
Weight: Who knows
Eye color: Black
Skin color: White
Shoe size: 2
Belt size: He doesn't whear any
Favorite soda: Sprite
Nail length: 0 milimeeters
Did you hit puberty: Yes
You have magic. Put it here: Shooting fireballs
Size of your house: Infinate
Number of furniture in that house: none
How awesome is your car: Dirty
How much money do you make each year: 5
List other things about how rich you are: He never brushes his teeth
Mileage: Unlimited
Decibels: 0(Mute)
Never gonna give you up: Never gonna let you down
Have you had curry: No
Do you at least have chicken: Do you think that they have chickens in pipes?
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: No
GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: GARY WAS GRADUALY PROMOTED
Credit Card Number: 5689499798
Mother's maiden name: Bombitos
Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: WTF
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: Yes Sir
Life story: My mom burped me up
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: If ASCII cats, Yes.
Meow: Woof
Bark: Grrr
Moo: GRRRRAHHH
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: Depends
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: It's over infinity!
What?! (<>)?!: Huh
So I herd u leik mudkipz: No, that's wesnr
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: Good for you
ARE YOU A STRANGER: A RARE SUPER STRANGER
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: Just like from that team rocket RPG…
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: What flow
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: Nope
IS IT PLANTIUM: Nah
IS IT GOLD: NAh
MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: The worst
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: I wear them
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you:
OH YES!: YAY
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: SPAIN
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: YEP
Red green beans: Un ripe
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: Well I'll steal it
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: ROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Comes out of himself
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: *Shifty
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: This is rediculous, but catchy
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: Well contue the song
Is Barney gay?: Yes
Is Barney your best friend: **** no
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: yes
Shoot Barney?: sure why not
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: Short cat is [size=1]short[/size]
WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: That's it
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: This is rediculouse
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Take all the blank ones as >_>
QUAGMIRE: kk
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: Do the next one :-\
HE'S QUAGMIRE:
QUAGMIRE:
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO:
LET'S HAVE SEX!:
IS THAT THE GMAN?:
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!:
:
Format C:\?:
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL f**k YOUR MOM:
LOLWUT?:
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX:
DO A BARREL ROLL:
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT:
ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO :
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN:
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK:
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!:
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?:
Good Morning Gordan Freepants:
Hi, GMAN:
SHUT YOUR arsehole:
NO U:
WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY:
IS THE TRAM INBOUND:
FROM AREA NINE:
LIQUID!:
Plasma?:
|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23:
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe:
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness:
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes:
Bow down to her:
Are you sexy enough for her:
Will you reshape miles of land for her:
If not, DIE:
Never gonna give you up:
Never gonna let you down:
Never gonna run around and desert you:
Never gonna make you cry:
Never gonna say goodbye:
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you:
You do not give up:
Do not disappoint me:
I do not run to the desert:
You'll never make me cry:
I can not say goodbye to you:
I never said a lie and hurt you:
Water under construction:
When do you want us to finish constructing your water:
I am sorry, that is too soon:
Would you like a pool with that:
Move on, nothing to see:
Workers of the world, unite:
Are you a Communist:
You aren't a Communist? f**k YOU:
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!":
Are nukes awesome:
MORENUKES?:
Phrawger picks up here:
Bitches don't know 'bout my:
What do you like to play:
With the:
And the:
And the thing where the guy comes out of the:
And the:
Where are the rebel plans you sent:
You are a part of the:
And a:
I find your lack of this disturbing:
Random multiple of seven:
Affirmation of Plankton:
(srs times) List of Powers: Shoot fire balls
End Transmission: Yay I'm gonna have to do another post as I don't think that a single post will let me do two…

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-11-30 21:16:44
next upz
Sign-up sheet
Name: Mario Luigi
Powers: The same as mario mario except with antigravity fireballs.
Everything else: Exactly the same as mario mario, except black and democrat.
Name: Luigi MArio
Everything: Exactly the smae thing as Mario MArio except with green fireballs and is a Green rebublican
Name: Luigi Luigi
Eveything: Exactly the same as Mario Luigi Except with green fireballs and is a green democrat.
Sign-up sheet
Name: Smelter
Age: N/A
Sex: Both
Location: None
Orientation: None
Religion: None
Political party: None
Height: five meeters
Weight: 50 million tons
Eye color: Platinum
Skin color: Gold
Shoe size: 0
Belt size: 0
Favorite soda: Code red! EXTERMINATE
Nail length: DOES NOT COMPUTE
Did you hit puberty: N/A
You have magic. Put it here: CAN MAKE UNLIMITED OF EVERYTHING
Size of your house: I DON'T HAVE ANY
Number of furniture in that house: Me
How awesome is your car: GOLD
How much money do you make each year: NOTHING
List other things about how rich you are: HOW
Mileage: Nearly infinity
Decibels: Infinite
Never gonna give you up: RICK ROLL ALERT
Have you had curry: SUPER POWERFUL CURRY
Do you at least have chicken: NO
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: I WOULD SAVE THEM
GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: AWWWW
Credit Card Number: CHECK MY SERIAL NUMBER
Mother's maiden name: SMOOTHER
Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: I CANNOT DO THAT
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: MONEY HAS MO VaLUE TO ME
Life story: I wAS MADE IN A FACTORIE
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: No
Meow: *Burns cat*
Bark: *Burns Dog*
Moo: *Burns Cow*
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: I HAVE NONE
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: IT UNDER 0
What?! (<>)?!: FORMETTING
So I herd u leik mudkipz: MY JOB
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: XD
ARE YOU A STRANGER: I SHALL BURN YOU
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: Yes
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: Yes
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: Yes
IS IT PLANTIUM: Yes
IS IT GOLD: Yes
MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: ME
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: The mario and Luigi bros wear them
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: WTF
OH YES!: OH NOES
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: BOOM
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: NOT REALY
Red green beans: CAME FROM MY MOUTH
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: I SHALL HARNESS IT'S POWER
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: MOM!
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: It turns out to be me
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: It makes me shifty
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: Wait, do I have feat?
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: Good
Is Barney gay?: Sorda
Is Barney your best friend: NO
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: What gun
Shoot Barney?: yes
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: Then howcome he fit's into me?
WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: Yes pleeze
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: ME!
HE'S QUAGMIRE:MEh
QUAGMIRE: MEh
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: Go into me
HE'S QUAGMIRE: MEh
QUAGMIRE: Meh
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: Hello baby
LET'S HAVE SEX!: How?
IS THAT THE GMAN?: No
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: No
: What?
Format C:\?: I allready did
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL f**k YOUR MOM: Maggots?
LOLWUT?: Yweah
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: LET HIM GO
DO A BARREL ROLL: YAY
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: Yep
ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO : There is so much wrong with that sentence
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: good job
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: ok
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: SPONGEBOB
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: I just said that
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: Who?
Hi, GMAN: …
SHUT YOUR arsehole: yes
NO U:FU
WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: k
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: yes
FROM AREA NINE: no
LIQUID!: yay
Plasma?:I emit it
|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: Hello weird text aka my sister
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: W/E
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: MAyby
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: No, and that is a valid awnswer
Bow down to her: no
Are you sexy enough for her: yes
Will you reshape miles of land for her: no
If not, DIE: …
Never gonna give you up: Never gonna let you down
Never gonna let you down: Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna run around and desert you: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna make you cry: Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna say goodbye: Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: Never gonna say goodbie
You do not give up: No you
Do not disappoint me: fine
I do not run to the desert: fine
You'll never make me cry: …
I can not say goodbye to you: I guess
I never said a lie and hurt you: yep
Water under construction: Hey kyoukipichi
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: Nevah
I am sorry, that is too soon: The hell
Would you like a pool with that: yes please
Move on, nothing to see: ok
Workers of the world, unite: I'm a worker
Are you a Communist: No
You aren't a Communist? f**k YOU: lol
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": No
Are nukes awesome: Bombs are more awsome
MORENUKES?: MOREBMBPLZ
Phrawger picks up here: ok
Bitches don't know 'bout my: gamefags acount
What do you like to play: SC4
With the: PC
And the: KEYBOARD
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: MOUSE
And the: MAC
Where are the rebel plans you sent: Why plans
You are a part of the: nothing
And a: nothing
I find your lack of this disturbing: what
Random multiple of seven: 84
Affirmation of Plankton: Spongebob again?
(srs times) List of Powers: Able to float and make unlimited enimies
End Transmission: finaly.

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-11-30 21:22:32
Sign-up sheet
Name: Jack Paranalis
Age: 23
Sex: Male
Location: Mercurilas
Orientation: Heterosexual
Religion: ALL HAIL MERCURY LAMPE
Political party: Pirate Party! Suigintou supports the Pirate Party!
Height: '6"4
Weight: 167
Eye color: Blue
Skin color: White …and my hair is blonde. HAIL THE ARYANS
Shoe size: 42 Mercurilas
Belt size: Belts are overrated
Favorite soda: Coca-cola.
Nail length: Why do you need to ask that?
Did you hit puberty: Indeed
You have magic. Put it here: Psychic powers, motherfucker!
Size of your house: Fucking huge mansion. And I got Scrap Brain Zone as my yard!
Number of furniture in that house: 194
How awesome is your car: It's a huge spaceship, that can wipe cities out and travel half the speed of light!
How much money do you make each year: 5,454,729,345 kal, average
List other things about how rich you are: I am FUCKING rich. And I know the government wouldn't dare tax me for one cent of my riches. And I know you're asking these questions hoping to tax me.
Mileage: 3242348325
Decibels: I simply know that I can yell "HAIL MERCURY LAMPE" louder than others.
Never gonna give you up: I will be most valuable… mwahahahaha.
Have you had curry: Yes
Do you at least have chicken: That too.
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: My intelligence would be far superior to them, so no.
GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: So far, this sign-up sheet seems quite messy.
Credit Card Number: I am not a fool.
Mother's maiden name: The concept of maiden names is blasphemous!
Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: With Suigintou? Yes!
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: To burn in my fireplace, sure.
Life story: I AM AWESOME
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: Indeed.
Meow:
Bark:
Moo:
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: You will be punished for your sin of suggesting this.
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: 43589347523498543729085347890534758975489305734205943759034470543908574325
What?! (<>)?!: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So I herd u leik mudkipz: Screw them!
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: Well, little child, you're talking already, aren't you?
ARE YOU A STRANGER: You should've known of me by now.
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: I don't wear one.
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: ^
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: ^
IS IT PLANTIUM: If I had one, most likely. Oh, and you misspelled "platinum".
IS IT GOLD: Platinum is better.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: None other than Suigintou, our Mercury Lampe, is the best.
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: They go to hell.
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: Sending them to hell is fun.
OH YES!: I'm glad you agree.
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: Who let this spic in?
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: YES DAMMIT
Red green beans: Beans aren't good. Red green, also known as desu, also known as the sister of Suigintou, is quite good.
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: Indeed
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Goes to hell.
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: Thank you for wasting my time.
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: Screw them!
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: Okay.
Is Barney gay?: Yes
Is Barney your best friend: No, he's gay
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: Indeed
Shoot Barney?: I'm about to.
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: HAIL LONGCAT
WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: I already eat enough.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Okay.
QUAGMIRE: Okay.
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: Worship Mercury Lampe.
HE'S QUAGMIRE: I already got that.
QUAGMIRE: This sign-up sheet fails.
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: …
LET'S HAVE SEX!: You just lost even more points.
IS THAT THE GMAN?: Maybe.
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: Jesus does not exist and has never existed.
:D: .
Format C:\?: Windows fails.
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: That's illogical.
LOLWUT?: Like I said, it's illogical.
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: How dare you suggest I'm a furry.
DO A BARREL ROLL: No.
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: No.
ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO D: : They most likely went to hell.
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: I am not Mr. Freeman.
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: The only work I have to do is worshipping Suigintou.
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: HAIL SUIGINTOU
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: No.
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: No.
Hi, GMAN: No.
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: This sign-up sheet should shut its asshole.
NO U: It's true!
WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: I already took over that place a while ago.
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Maybe.
FROM AREA NINE: More like Area 51.
LIQUID!: Mmm… the liquid…
Plasma?: No.
|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: I don't understand this at all.
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: YES
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: I already did, but everyone must.
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: Indeed, only valid answer is yes.
Bow down to her: I do so everyday.
Are you sexy enough for her: Indeed. I am one of her favorites.
Will you reshape miles of land for her: I have done so, and still do so with my slaves.
If not, DIE: Actually, Suigintou has stated that it's a waste to kill those who disobey.
Never gonna give you up: You already asked that eariler.
Never gonna let you down: Eventually… you won't disappoint me.
Never gonna run around and desert you: You cannot desert me.
Never gonna make you cry: I cannot cry.
Never gonna say goodbye: You'll never be able to say goodbye.
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: You won't hurt me, but you'll hurt what is good.
You do not give up: I don't.
Do not disappoint me: You and what army?
I do not run to the desert: Deserts suck.
You'll never make me cry: Oh… don't be so sure of that.
I can not say goodbye to you: Right.
I never said a lie and hurt you: Let's hope so.
Water under construction: You cannot really construct water.
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: Never.
I am sorry, that is too soon: Screw computers.
Would you like a pool with that: I already got hundreds of pools.
Move on, nothing to see: There is EVERYTHING to see.
Workers of the world, unite: No.
Are you a Communist: Screw commies!
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU: Fuck you too!
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": Deep down in her heart, she regrets her defection.
Are nukes awesome: Yes!
MORENUKES?: And even more nukes! Hell, bring in death nuke beams!
Phrawger picks up here: GARY 'M 9 still hasn't picked up this mess. Will Phrawger do it?
Bitches don't know 'bout my: power. They constantly underestimate it.
What do you like to play: with Suigintou!
With the: …
And the: …
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: …
And the: You are indeed mad.
Where are the rebel plans you sent: What rebel plans?!
You are a part of the: Legions of Suigintou
And a: .
I find your lack of this disturbing: Faith. You insane people have no faith of Mercury Lampe.
Random multiple of seven: 42
Affirmation of Plankton: Heresy!
(srs times) List of Powers: Psychic power, the love of Mercury Lampe
End Transmission: Finally!

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-11-30 22:32:53
Sign-up sheet
Name: Ninten Robotnik
Age: 17
Sex: Male
Location: Team Rocket Headquarters
Orientation: Heterosexual
Religion: Atheist
Political party: Pirate Party
Height: '5"11
Weight: 143 lbs
Eye color: Blue
Skin color: White
Shoe size: 10 1/2
Belt size: I forgot
Favorite soda: Coca-Cola
Nail length: I don't have a ruler nearby.
Did you hit puberty: Yes. Why?
You have magic. Put it here: Uh…………. my father's brainpower?
Size of your house: Actually, nobody is sure how big Team Rocket Headquarters is, exactly.
Number of furniture in that house: Around a few thousand, if crates count as furniture.
How awesome is your car: Embarrassing… my dad insisted on giving me a Death Egg instead of a real car, even though I said many times that I didn't want a huge metallic egg people can see quite a distance away.
How much money do you make each year: Eh, around a million pokemoney.
List other things about how rich you are: I'm not rich.
Mileage: Eh?
Decibels: I'm not that loud.
Never gonna give you up: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rickroll
Have you had curry: aaaaaaaaaa that burned my throat
Do you at least have chicken: Fried chicken's good.
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: No.
GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: I look below, and he couldn't have written this thing… did he?
Credit Card Number: I'm not that stupid to give it here.
Mother's maiden name: Ketchum
Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: Does it involve lots of girls?
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: Sure!
Life story: My father is Dr. Irving "Eggman" Robotnik. Enough said.
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: Apparently so.
Meow: Woem
Bark: Krab
Moo: m00
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: Ew, no.
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND… Not really.
What?! (<>)?!: Didn't expect that?
So I herd u leik mudkipz: Maybe.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: A lot of mothers say that.
ARE YOU A STRANGER: Maybe.
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: Yeah.
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: Sometimes.
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: …Not really.
IS IT PLANTIUM: I wish.
IS IT GOLD: Gold would be good too.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: Your mother.
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: They get dried.
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: ?
OH YES!: Not really.
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: Not even Google Translator helps me to understand that.
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: Pretty much.
Red green beans: Blue yellow beans.
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: All right!
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: Isn't he watching TV?
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Hurts himself?
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: Okay.
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: All right.
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: Ah.
Is Barney gay?: Yes.
Is Barney your best friend: Fuck no.
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: Well, what do you think?
Shoot Barney?: Yes.
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: Gah, I hate censorship of violence! …But Longcat is indeed long and awesome.
WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: Meh.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: Heh.
HE'S QUAGMIRE: All right.
QUAGMIRE: Yes.
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: Uh…
HE'S QUAGMIRE: …
QUAGMIRE: Eh…
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: You might want to… seek help.
LET'S HAVE SEX!: Go seek help.
IS THAT THE GMAN?: Maybe.
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: No.
:D: D:
Format C:\?: Nonononono.
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: ORLY?
LOLWUT?: ORLY?!
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: ORLY?!?!?!?!
DO A BARREL ROLL: NEVAR
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: Bored now.
ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO D: : I don't understand what you're talking about.
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: No.
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: Blah.
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: I'm not.
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: Maybe.
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: Hi.
Hi, GMAN: I'm not GMAN.
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: NO U
NO U: NO U
WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: BAHAHAHA I GOT THE LAST "NO U".
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Uh… I didn't pay attention, repeat that.
FROM AREA NINE: I guess.
LIQUID!: I hear that Jack Paranalis guy drinks a lot of mercury.
Plasma?: Plasma!
|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: Kyoukipichi picks up this?
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: No.
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: No.
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: No, Suiseiseki is better than her.
Bow down to her: No!
Are you sexy enough for her: Eh… yes… hehehe.
Will you reshape miles of land for her: No.
If not, DIE: NEVER!
Never gonna give you up: Oh fuck, I'm being RickRolled.
Never gonna let you down: Make it stop!
Never gonna run around and desert you: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Never gonna make you cry: blah
Never gonna say goodbye: …
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: Is this the end?
You do not give up: Yay, this is the end!
Do not disappoint me: Depends on what you expect of me.
I do not run to the desert: Okay.
You'll never make me cry: Apparently.
I can not say goodbye to you: Okay.
I never said a lie and hurt you: Indeed. Because I don't know who the fuck you are.
Water under construction: Under construction?
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: Later, I guess.
I am sorry, that is too soon: Oh. Next month?
Would you like a pool with that: Sure.
Move on, nothing to see: All right.
Workers of the world, unite: I'm not really a Communist…
Are you a Communist: Look above.
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU: It's just that, I'm not a Communist.
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": …Though I do like Suiseiseki and her cause…
Are nukes awesome: Yeah.
MORENUKES?: That's dangerous.
Phrawger picks up here: K.
Bitches don't know 'bout my: Pokemon
What do you like to play: GAMES
With the: epic graphics
And the: epic music
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: pokeball
And the: epic storylines
Where are the rebel plans you sent: Hell.
You are a part of the: Pirate Party
And a: Pokemon trainer
I find your lack of this disturbing: Length. You need more length. Much more! Not really.
Random multiple of seven: 28
Affirmation of Plankton: They exist, but can you train them? No!
(srs times) List of Powers: Pokemon training, brainpower, blah.
End Transmission: All right!

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2008-11-30 23:20:01
Very well then, here it goes:
Name: Error
Age: ????
Sex: Not even a living thing
Location: Interdimensional space warp
Orientation: Nothing.
Religion: Darkness
Political party: None.
Height: Varies due to morphing powers.
Weight: ^ Same as previous question.
Eye color: Red, Black
Skin color: Doesn't really have 'skin'. Anyway, Black.
Shoe size: Doesn't wear shoes.
Belt size: NONE
Favorite soda: Pepsi
Nail length: Doesn't have nails.
Did you hit puberty: I'm not even a living thing, thus there is no such thing as puberty.
You have magic. Put it here: Wrath of Darkness, MANY MANY MANY spells and powers.
Size of your house: Dimensional.
Number of furniture in that house: –
How awesome is your car: If on Earth? Awesome.
How much money do you make each year: Due to my mind-control powers, I make over 1,000,000,000 pounds a month.
List other things about how rich you are: Owns tallest skyscraper in the world.
Mileage: …
Decibels: …
Never gonna give you up: Yes, then I'll throw you into ever-lasting insanity.
Have you had curry: I like Indian food.
Do you at least have chicken: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOYYY JJJEEENNNKIIIINNSSS. Yes.
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: Laugh.
GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: What?
Credit Card Number: 56
Mother's maiden name: …
Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: No orientation = Nothing.
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: I have much more than that!
Life story: Born from nothingness.
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: No.
Meow: *roars back*
Bark: *roars back*
Moo: *kills cow*
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: No.
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: It's over 9000!!!!!
What?! (<>)?!: Kirby.
So I herd u leik mudkipz: Not that much.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: I kill strangers.
ARE YOU A STRANGER: I kill them.
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: What?
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW: What?
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT: What?
IS IT PLANTIUM: It's dark matter LoL.
IS IT GOLD: DARK MATTER.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: Darkness itself.
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: They BURN.
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: Burn them!!
OH YES!: Dinner.
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: I don't speak spanish.
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: Very much so…
Red green beans: Paradox.
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: Robot Chicken!
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*: Yay.
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Gets squashed into an infinitely dense particle, a black hole.
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: Hood?
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: Happy gyp-sy-gyp-sy.
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: Shut up.
Is Barney gay?: I never knew, I killed him long ago.
Is Barney your best friend: I mutilated him, then tortured him with the Wrath of Darkness, then spit on him, then decapitated him, is that considered being his 'friend'?
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: No, it's a sword.
Shoot Barney?: Slice him to bits!
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: WTF is longcat?
WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: LEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEENKIIIINNSSS. Yes I would.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: I laugh as such: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Quagmire? The Pokemon?
QUAGMIRE: Water and Ground Pokemon.
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: Die.
HE'S QUAGMIRE: DIE!
QUAGMIRE: SHUT UP.
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: Silence now!
LET'S HAVE SEX!: GO AND DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH ALREADY.
IS THAT THE GMAN?: What?
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: Foolish Americans.
: Fools!
Format C:\?: Format: 56, Glitch Error Machinery Square. Format.
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: Just die already!
LOLWUT?: DIE!
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: I killed Starfox.
DO A BARREL ROLL: No.
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: Die will you!?
ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO : Japan? Japan is awesome.
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: Die.
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: DIE.
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: DIE WILL YOU JUST DIE!!
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: No.
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: Gordon Ramsay!
Hi, GMAN: Die.
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: You want me to gruesomely kill you?
NO U: Very well then. *screen blacks out as blood spatters on wall*
WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: …
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Tram? Monorail? Train?
FROM AREA NINE: Psyclon Nine!
LIQUID!: Death!
Plasma?: Burns you.
|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: I don't read 1337 that well.
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: …
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness:Her?
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: No.
Bow down to her: BOW TO ME YOU FOOL.
Are you sexy enough for her: I'm not sure if I should be answering these questions…
Will you reshape miles of land for her: I reshape universes for Dark-sake!
If not, DIE: I'll kill you again if you want.
Never gonna give you up: Give you up and kill you.
Never gonna let you down: Bury your face in magma.
Never gonna run around and desert you: Deserts are so barren and peaceful, yes…
Never gonna make you cry: I don't cry.
Never gonna say goodbye: You'll be saying goodbye soon enough…
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: I'll hurt you beyond agony!
You do not give up: In destruction, no.
Do not disappoint me: You bow down to me, now.
I do not run to the desert: I am already in the desert.
You'll never make me cry: DIE!
I can not say goodbye to you: You'll say goodbye to life if you're not careful…
I never said a lie and hurt you: I've already killed you…
Water under construction: Hydropolis in Dubai? I can't wait to go!
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: Hydropolis shall be great!
I am sorry, that is too soon: What?
Would you like a pool with that: You irritate me.
Move on, nothing to see: Master yourself!
Workers of the world, unite: Slave!
Are you a Communist: Somewhat.
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU: Die… *kills person*
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!": Russia!
Are nukes awesome: Hell yes!!
MORENUKES?: TSAR BOMBA!
Phrawger picks up here: Frogger?
Bitches don't know 'bout my: Anti-matter Visual Boy Advance!
What do you like to play: Crush the Planets. Oh! And Warp-de-Destruct the Black Hole.
With the: King Dededededededededededededededededede-
And the: dedededededede…
And the thing where the guy comes out of the: Black hole, then he goes back in and never comes out due to infinite gravity.
And the: Paradox.
Where are the rebel plans you sent: al-Qaeda.
You are a part of the: al-Qaeda.
And a: Taleeeeban. LoL
I find your lack of this disturbing: I find your very existance disturbing.
Random multiple of seven: 49
Affirmation of Plankton: Cyclops.
(srs times) List of Powers: Everything the Darkness has to offer.
End Transmission: Finally, I hope you go rot in a corner while I enjoy my life.

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-12-01 00:40:54
When does this start?

#### Re: Construct: Openness Defined

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-12-01 00:49:57
Sign-up sheet
Name: Table Cat
Age: 1
Sex: Female
Location: Team Rocket Headquarters
Orientation: Asexual (I did not get spayed)
Religion: Longcatholic
Political party: Libertarian Party
Height: "9
Weight: Do you really need to know? I'm very light.
Eye color: Brown
Skin Fur color: Light gray
Shoe size: I am a cat. I don't wear shoes.
Belt size: I don't wear a belt either.
Favorite soda: Water and sometimes milk.
Nail length: Long enough to scratch you.
Did you hit puberty: Yes
You have magic. Put it here: I took over Team Rocket!
Size of your house: The whole Team Rocket headquarters. My grunts can show you around.
Number of furniture in that house: 7,482
How awesome is your car: It's a table with the ability to retract its legs, float, teleport, and shoot things. It's also a house I can curl up in.
How much money do you make each year: Close to a billion pokemoney, in which I donate much of it because I'm not interested in much.
List other things about how rich you are: No. Besides, I know you're asking this so the government can get more tax money from me.
Mileage: I'm a living thing, not a car.
Decibels: All you need to know is this… MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. That means stop asking stupid questions!
Never gonna give you up: Never gonna let you down!
Have you had curry: Yes, I like it.
Do you at least have chicken: I like chicken too.
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you: Who would?
GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE: Okay.
Credit Card Number: 4732874328947. That's an invalid number.
Mother's maiden name: Cat
Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!: Zzz… I already partially control the world.
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!: Give it to some homeless man.
Life story: I control Team Rocket. People also tend to confuse me as male, since cats don't really have sexual differences.
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?: Hmm. Do they?
Meow: Meow!
Bark: Hiss.
Moo: *slurp slurp* Mmm milk.
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?: Even if I am female, no.
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?: That meme is getting old.
What?! (<>)?!: Just my opinion.
So I herd u leik mudkipz: Meh.
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!: Okay.
ARE YOU A STRANGER: No.
DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW: Chains fail.
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW:
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT:
IS IT PLANTIUM:
IS IT GOLD:
MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE: Adorable? I have people telling me that.
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?: You ask a human that.
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you: No.
OH YES!:
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS: I do not understand Spanish.
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?: Yes.
Red green beans: Red white pokeballs
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!: Yes, yes, he does.
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*:
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…: Sprains his ankle?
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY: Ah.
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY: Go ahead.
LOL WRONG LYRICZ: Oh really?
Is Barney gay?: No.
Is Barney your best friend: No.
Is that a gun to kill Barney?: No. But this table has guns.
Shoot Barney?: That's unethical.
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG: LONGCAT IS GOD!
WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!: Sure.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA: …
HE'S QUAGMIRE: Who is this Quagmire?
QUAGMIRE: Who?
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT: I don't like what you're saying in the way you're saying them.
HE'S QUAGMIRE: That's very descriptive.
QUAGMIRE: You're bad at explaining.
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO: What the hell?
LET'S HAVE SEX!: No.
IS THAT THE GMAN?: Eh?
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!: Who?
:D: I only see me and you in this room.
Format C:\?: I use Linux, so meh.
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM: That's nice to hear.
LOLWUT?: You're retarded.
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX: Just so you know… I hate foxes.
DO A BARREL ROLL: No.
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT: Carried away, aren't we?
ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO D: : I don't understand.
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN: Oh there you go again.
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK: …
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!: …
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?: Maybe?
Good Morning Gordan Freepants: …
Hi, GMAN: …
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE: Done now?
NO U: You're insane.
WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY: Ah.
IS THE TRAM INBOUND: Yes.
FROM AREA NINE: No.
LIQUID!: Water is nice.
Plasma?: It burns you.
|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23: I don't understand.
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe: No.
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness: Not interested.
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes: What will you do if I say no?
Bow down to her: No!
Are you sexy enough for her: I'm a cat, she's a human, does she like bestiality?
Will you reshape miles of land for her: No.
If not, DIE: *dies*
…*another Table Cat comes out* That was a clone.
Never gonna give you up: Never gonna let you down!
Never gonna let you down: Never gonna run around and desert you!
Never gonna run around and desert you: Never gonna make you cry!
Never gonna make you cry: Never gonna say goodbye!
Never gonna say goodbye: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you: Rick Astley is awesome!
You do not give up: Nope.
Do not disappoint me: Can't please everyone.
I do not run to the desert: Nor do I.
You'll never make me cry: Why would I?
I can not say goodbye to you: Because otherwise, you'd be saying goodbye to a lot of people?
I never said a lie and hurt you: …Yet.
Water under construction: Mmm.
When do you want us to finish constructing your water: As soon as possible.
I am sorry, that is too soon: Uh… later?
Would you like a pool with that: No!
Move on, nothing to see: Fine.
Workers of the world, unite: I don't believe in communism.
Are you a Communist: No.
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU: Screw you too.
You are a Communist? Цомраде Суисеисеки саыс, "До ит фор тхе мотхерланд!":
Are nukes awesome: Not really.
MORENUKES?: No.
Phrawger picks up here: Hello.
Bitches don't know 'bout my: emeralds.
What do you like to play: 3D ball.
With the: table I sit on a lot.
And the: mind-controlled interface.
And the thing where the guy comes out of in through the: door.
And the: guy going "WHOA" and falling over while I chase the ball.
Where are the rebel plans you sent: Here.
You are a part of the: Team Rocket.
And a the: leader for it.
I find your lack of this disturbing: "Looks" section.
Random multiple of seven: 102,151
Affirmation of Plankton: They're there.
(srs times) List of Powers: I control the Team Rocket and much of money that goes through it.
End Transmission: Okay. Also, here is a picture:
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