Living Pikachu
Posted by: GlitchManic
Date: 2006-05-16 06:30:45
Living Pikachu
A team of scientists in Nreylianderwondt (pronounced "Mayfield"), Sweden, were called upon to breed a real-life Pikachu that could be raised as a household pet. These hardy geneticists combined DNA from a mouse, budgie, cocker spaniel, raccoon, tabby cat, and a llama with a Honda portable generator to create a new animal that was "as close as is humanly possible" to the Little Yellow One. The plan had to be aborted when the resulting creature broke free of its bonds and went on a three day rampage.
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