Random Pokemanz stories
Posted by: Bert
Date: 2013-11-11 17:38:48
I had the shittiest luck with Metronome yesterday. I was fighting Bugsy on Crystal version. My Togepi was facing his Kakuna. Since I'm a moron and don't know what variety is, I use Metronome because why not.
So Togepi uses Metronome and gets Perish Song, which is already horrible enough. So then I use the move again, and he uses fucking Petal Dance.
So clearly, my Togepi is completely fucked no matter what happens. It could've been a sacrificial death, but Bugsy switched his Kakuna with Scyther. And that's when I shut the game off.