So a certain bank was released in Australia today
Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2014-02-04 06:35:28
BOX 1
Is it okay to transfer this Box?
(Actually, that's not completely true, I was first met with "Download the Poke Transporter" because I thought Bank and Transporter were supposed to be integrated which annoyed me slightly because navigating the eShop is a pain in the dick. I have to wait for the completely unnecessary spinning circle to stop before I can press the Home button? Are you fucking kidding me?)
Anyways, this is the only option you have other than selecting No and exiting. Not even to just transfer one Pokémon at a time, or hell, even if the programmers behind this are too fucking stupid to pull that off, selecting another fucking box. And there was shit in that Box 1 on my White version I didn't feel like transferring just yet, so I had to go into the game to move around every single one but 3 (a Delibird, Joltik, and Pupitar just to try things out) into another box. And let me tell you, moving shit around in Gen 5 when you don't have an orange glove is not a fucking entertaining activity. See I dunno about you, but I play Pokémon to enjoy myself, not do things that are seriously about as entertaining as household chores.
Now normally, this kind of thing wouldn't bother me at all. I would even consider it whining. But after the pretty much worst launch of any cloud service (that didn't need to actually be a fucking cloud service, and if you think "B-b-but they couldn't get it to work otherwise!" then actually try proving me wrong) I've ever seen with the weakest excuses I've ever heard of, this is the icing on the fucking iceberg. I'm seriously wondering how a company that makes all sorts of great games can release a product that fails this hard in every single way.
Overall, I give it this rating:
0/10
I'm fucking serious. Don't buy Pokémon Bank ever. Maybe use the free trial as I am and get your Celebi, but just transfer everything you can and get out of there after the 30 days are up and afterwards get everything off Wifi. It is not worth your money (no matter how much $5 a year isn't), and if not that, it is not worth your time signing up for accounts and agreeing to bullshit EULAs (if you actually believe it is a good thing that it will erase nicknames deemed 'offensive' please never use the internet ever again). Also, Nintendo needs to be sent a message that this bullshit is not fucking okay. They're not in the economic position to be fucking around here (lately it surprises me 0% that their share prices are dropping and all that shit).