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Pokémon Discussion

*Sigh* *Sigh* *More Sighs* - Page 1

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Posted by: TheSixthItem
Date: 2017-06-24 01:42:25
Welp, buckle in for this one…
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Link to article: http://www.therichest.com/world-entertainment/15-reasons-why-pokemon-is-becoming-the-worst-franchise/
So I'll be defending the franchise here and blowing apart ALL these claims…
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Pokemon Go didn't hurt pokemon… It HELPED, There were many new pokemon fans coming out of pokemon go so to say that pokemon is becoming the worst franchise in EXISTENCE because of that is just bullshit. MOVING ON
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*Sigh* firstly, THAT'S NOT A REAL POKEMON GAME, It is FAKE. Second, Pokemon Go is a "strange app" but this dick just needed to fill up space to make an article, third, Magikarp Jump, Again, Was a major success, Just because you didn't like it doesn't mean that it fucked over the entire franchise, NEXT
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OMG! I WANT TO PAY $60 FOR A GAME! POKEMON! YOU'RE A FUCKING AWFUL FRANCHISE! I WANT TO PAY! AND WHY CHARGE US FOR IN GAME THINGS THAT DON'T DRIVE THE GAME <—- Translation To English, NEXT STUPID REASON
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Do I really have to explain this? POKEWALKER? UNORIGINAL! GIRATINA FORM CHANGES? UNORIGINAL! NEW REGION? UNORIGINAL! NEW POKEMON? UNORIGINAL! God… Lets just move on
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So that we can experience old games with new features… It's not some shitty way to put games in between, if it was, we would have D/P remakes in 2015, NEXT REASON
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Is it not weird to throw metal balls at creatures to try to catch them and then use them in battle? Pokemon is a weird concept (weird meaning different) so of course there will be weird creatures
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Spinoffs aren't mainstream. Period.
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I don't even need to show the argument anymore… You don't need 17589 pikachu plushies to play a game… NEXT
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Yeah… Having something successful and doing things similar to that is a TERRIBLE decision…
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NEXT
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From what I know, Amiibos unlock in-game content and didn't you say you hated microtransactions earlier? Well, Amiibo does the same thing but you have to go to gamestop or something and buy them, less convenient microtransaction if anything
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JUST FUCKING PLAY THE ONLINE TCG, THERE'S A FUCKING TUTORIAL THAT YOU CAN WATCH, IT ISN'T EVEN THAT COMPLICATED…
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It's the same thing as the original but with new pokemon… there's no difference between ash's first day in kalos and his first day in kanto…
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oA4bpmbbaI THIS HURTS MY HEAD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oA4bpmbbaI You wanted console pokemon and you got it but NO, THAT'S NOT LISTENING TO FANS
This isn't even a legit article… This guy's in it for the money, he made 0 good points here… Lets just pretend this didn't happen

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Posted by: Caveat
Date: 2017-06-24 06:57:13
Why does everybody make fun of Garbodor? D:

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Posted by: TheSixthItem
Date: 2017-06-24 08:09:06

Why does everybody make fun of Garbodor? D:

No idea… I love garbodor

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Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2017-06-26 18:03:13
And this is kids, what I call CLICKBAIT…