My version of The Impossible Quiz
Posted by: blitzer
Date: 2007-07-26 16:46:48
1.)How many holes in a swiss cheese?
a.)2
b.)3
c.)4
d.)5
2.)Love?
a.)Love does not compute.
b.)Weak-mindedness.
c.)disc!
d.)*barfs*
3.)What is the answer?
a.)an answer is…*dictionary crap*
b.)42!
c.)Huh?
d.)17!
4.)Cannon fly?
a.)Yes
b.)No
c.)No,but a can-can
d.)Yes,I saw one the other day
5.)6100+7 shall succeed…
a.)6,107 shall succeed?
b.)Gammapedian Strike.MEH.
c.)NO IT SHALL NOT GET IT THROUGH YOUR WATERMELONY HEAD(no insult)
d.)Green?
6.)What is the last letter of the alphabet?
a.)g
b.)z
c.)t
d.)17!
7.)TOWER OF POWER!
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What is the answer to the universe,the whole dimesion,toilets,Abwayax,glitches,and everything?
8.)What would you like?
a.)+1 life
b.)+1 skip
c.)THPEALS!!!
d.)+1 pylon
9.)YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
a.)I'l just steal 'em from the Don!
b.)PIE!
c.)Starcraft is for nerds.
d.)And then take the 2 and replace it with n and…*math blahblahblah*
10.)ALL HAIL…
a.)Don Watermelon for his holiness!
b.)Abwayax for …uh….
c.)THPEALS FOR THEIR CUTENESS!
d.)me for creating this quiz!
11.)I WUV YOU!(Axaj's)
a.)I WUV YOU 2!
b.)WTF?
c.)cHARISTOISE
d.)…
12.)Hong Kong.
a.)King Kong's distant Chinese cousin.
b.)Wtf!…
c.)What about Hong Kong?
d.)Huzzah?
13.)http://gammapedia.goldeye.info/index.php?title=NoHug
a.)Romance is for the weak-minded
b.)Yeah sure…I guess
c.)OMFG Abwayax not Megaman!!!
d.)Meh
14.)http://gammapedia.goldeye.info/index.php?title=Knights_who_Say_Meh
a.)ABWAYAX?!!
b.)Heheheh…what if I considered knights romantic? Take that!
c.)Meh
d.)Spheal!
15.)http://gammapedia.goldeye.info/index.php?title=The_Majority
a.)OMFG u insulted all of us let's burn u down!!!
b.)Well,you were once part of the majority too.
c.)WE DON'T LOOK THE SAME
d.)WE DON'T SHARE THE SAME VIEWS
16.)TOWER OF POWER 2!
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17.)http://gammapedia.goldeye.info/index.php?title=NoMorph
Who is the most unlikeliest to kill the Knights who say Meh?
a.)Ditto
b.)Mew
c.)Mewthree
d.)Animorphs
18.)http://gammapedia.goldeye.info/index.php?title=NoMac
a.)Macmacmac!!!
b.)How about mac and cheese?
c.)OMG WTF BBQ
d.)Agreed.
19.)___Lisa___
a.)Simpson
b.)Mona
c.)is someone I know.
d.)I am
20.)You lost something important in number 16.What do you do?
a.)answer it again
b.)risk getting lost
c.)ignore it
d.)get a fit from 133t
21.)now that you got back from the Tower of Power 2 and you haven't found your important item,you will…
a.)continue
b.)discontinue
c.)pet spheal and answer a
d.)pet spheal and answer b
22.)OMG time travel!
a.)#!
b.)#@#
c.)#&
d.)#!^
23.)Welcome to the future!
a.)Jet cars!
b.)Robots!
c.)Nothing?!Aww man…
d.)It still the present!
24.)Present time…
a.)Ooh! Time!
b.)I'm on the internet
c.)Out of order
d.)Out of order
25.)___Charizard___
a.)Ash's
b.)'M
c.)#))(
d.)a Fire and Flying type
26.)Buy my Negative Lucario in my shop.
a.)Evilcario
b.)Negalucario
c.)-Lucario
d.)Red+White Lucario with evil Aura Sphere
27.)
b.)
d.)
c.)
a.)
28.)Arrow
a.)^
b.)>
c.)v
d.)<
29.)Hall of…
a.)Flame
b.)Shame
c.)Fame
d.)Glitches
30.)Ka-ching!
a.)?
b.)$
c.)P
d.)z
31.)Kirby!(Axaj's)
a.)<(''<)
b.)(>'')>
c.)<('')>
d.)(>''<)
32.)Help me!My brother wants to take my internet time!
a.)Glitch him off
b.)Use Dialga to steal his time
c.)Power up my arm for a powerful knuckle blast
d.)Tape his mouth
33.)Space the…
a.)! and my
b.)) and H
c.)e and !
d.). and )
34.)The Obi song!!!
a.)Obi
b.)Tobi
c.)Obi-Wan Kenobi
d.)Sarutobi
e.)Narutobi
f.)Obi Obi Obi
g.)Obito
Remake the Obi song with the answers,typed in answer letter and triplicate(just kidding)
35.)nước,lửa,dỏ,đức
a.)Water
b.)Dirt
c.)Fire
d.)Wind
That's Vietnamese.The answers have to be in order.
36.)___Dawn___
a.)Watermelon
b.)knows Ash
c.)is between the end of night and the beginning of day
d.)Grou
37.)Zowayix
a.)ZX
b.)Zero
c.)X
d.)Huh?
38.)TOWER OF POWER #
a.)3
b.)4
c.)5
d.)6
39.)TEMPLE OF POWER(answer to previous)
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Enter by:
a.)Door 3
b.)Door 2
c.)Door 4
d.)Door 1
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41.)TEMPLE OF POWER TEST
Find 10 tablets in the maze.
42.)TEMPLE OF POWER BOSS DOOR
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Copy this into your post with the door the Kirbys are pointing at open
43.)BOSS
"In the name of the Pokegods…you must DIE!"
Pikablu:50 HP
a.)Thunderbolt:20/20
b.)Thunder:10/10
c.)Water Gun:25/25
d.)Bomb Bubble:10/10
You:20 HP
a.)Glitch Grenade:3/3
b.)Eat Pokégod:Infinite
c.)Glitch Shotgun:45/45
d.)Pokémon Attack:Depends
Beat Pikablu to get 10 Max HP and permission to proceed to the Tower of Power 3.
46.)TOWER OF POWER 3
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TOWER OF POWER Floor 1
47.)TOWER OF POWER 3 Round 1
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48.)TOWER OF POWER 3 Round 2
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Which does not belong?
47.)TOWER OF POWER 3 Round 3
Huzzah?
50.)TOWER OF POWER 3 Round 4
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
I'm sad…
TOWER OF POWER Floor 2
51.)TOWER OF POWER ROUND !
What round?
a.)2
b.)3
c.)4
d.)5
52.)TOWER OF POWER 3 Round ?
IMPOSSIBLE!
a.)No way!
b.)No…it is! :'(
c.)5/0?
d.)I can do the impossible!
%#>0TOWER OF POWER 3 Round #
a.)HUH???
b.)52 or 52.)
c.)53 or 53.)
d.)54 or 54.)
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a.)HUH???
b.)Translate:(Translate the question.)
c.)Psycho Shift(Next opponent gets glitched)
d.)Death button(Automatic Game Over)
TOWER OF POWER Floor 3
55.)http://www.forward-moving.com/blog/2006/10/12/spam-a-battle-worth-fighting/
a.)Mmm…tasty.
b.)Call the mods! That food' stupid,pointless,and annoying!
c.)The poor pigs.
d.)Spam haters! I will destroy you all! I like both kinds of Spam!!!
56.)A spam Pokémon appears! What do you do?
a.)Pet it and answer d
b.)Call the mods
c.)Feed it and answer d
d.)Catch it
Spammedon:32 HP
a.)Dragonbreath:20/20
b.)DeathSpam:10/10
c.)Mod Kill:infinite
d.)Rest:15/15
You:30 HP
a.)Glitch Grenade:3/3
b.)Eat Pokégod:Infinite
c.)Glitch Shotgun:45/45
d.)Pokémon Attack:Depends
57.)A Spheal appears.
a.)Call it really cute and catch it
b.)pet and catch it
c.)yell that it's cute(it goes on your shoulder after)
d.)kill it(game over after)
58.)Fight a trainer with Electivire and Torterra.He joins you after you beat him.He's lost in the tower.
Electivire,124 HP
a.)Cross Chop
b.)Thunder
c.)Thunderbolt
d.)Thundershock
Torterra,152 HP
a.)Earthquake
b.)Leaf Storm
c.)Crunch
d.)Delta Beam
Spammedon,42 HP
a.)Dragonbreath:20/20
b.)DeathSpam:10/10
c.)Mod Kill:infinite
d.)Rest:15/15
Spheal,82 HP
a.)Aurora Beam
b.)Water Gun
c.)Earthquake
d.)Meteor Tail
TOWER OF POWER Floor 4
59: Y!(Axaj's)
a.)Your_ass_stinks!
b.)Yittribim!
c.)Yahoo!
d.)Yippie!
60.)http://gammapedia.goldeye.info/index.php?title=Glitch_Wars
Favorite Organiztation?
a.)Pokémon Glitch Plice
b.)Team Normal
c.)Glitch Protection Syndicate
d.)Organization Of Convincing Everyone That Spheals are Great(OCETSG)
61.)Countdown.
62.)You get blasted off into space.Unowns Hidden Power you.No IVs except 31 in Sp.Atk.What type is it?
a.)Fighting
b.)Ground
c.)Electric
d.)Steel
63.)Fall back to earth and a boss appears!
"You must die! You will not win this time!"
You:"WTF…"
Pikablu(he's back!),72 HP
a.)Hydro Pump:6/6
b.)Thunder:12/12
c.)Electrified Water Gun24/24
d.)Pókegod Attack:5/5
Electivire,124 HP
a.)Cross Chop:25/25
b.)Thunder:10/10
c.)Thunderbolt:15/15
d.)Delta Shock:5/5
Torterra,152 HP
a.)Earthquake:10/10
b.)Leaf Storm:5/5
c.)Crunch:15/15
d.)Delta Beam:5/5
Spammedon,42 HP
a.)Dragonbreath:20/20
b.)DeathSpam:10/10
c.)Mod Kill:infinite
d.)Rest:15/15
Spheal,82 HP
a.)Aurora Beam:15/15
b.)Water Gun:20/20
c.)Earthquake:10/10
d.)Meteor Tail:infinite
You:30 HP
a.)Glitch Grenade:3/3
b.)Eat Pokégod:Infinite
c.)Glitch Shotgun:45/45
d.)Pokémon Attack:Depends
64.)A dragon takes you by the claws and brings you to the bottom of the Tower of Power. Who is the next boss?
a.)Don Watermelon
b.)Mewthree
c.)Togepi
d.)Cheddar
65.)HOLY…
a.)(sh word)
b.)guacamole
c.)donut
d.)swiss cheese
66.) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
a.)OMFG it's the army of evil!
b.)*rolls eyes back*
c.)Huh?
d.)Huzzah?
67.)Megaman Battle Network 5
a.)Team Pro and Colon
b.)Team Protoman and Colonel
c.)Team(P+T)
d.)Red Sun and Blue Moon
68.)Buy a Darkchip.
a.)DarkWide
b.)DarkSword
c.)DarkAura
d.)DarkMeteor
69.)Buy a Dark Potato Chip.
a.)Black
b.)Purple
c.)Green
d.)Yellow
70.)LET ME SHOW YOU MY…
a.)DONUTS
b.)POKEMANS
c.)POKÉMON
d.)DARKNESS
??.)What number?
a.)70
b.)71
c.)72
d.)73
70.)Huh???
69.)Hey!!!
68.)What is going on?!
75.) O |
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Stick Prime!!!
Stick Prime:75 HP
a.)Stick Pain
b.)Stick Hit
c.)Final Stick
d.)Delta Stick
76.)Next question
77.)Next question
78.)Bathroom
a.)Out of Order
d.)Out of Order
b.)Out of Order
c.)Out of Order
79.)Drowsee
a.)I see…
b.)I don't.
c.)DrowZee!!
d.)I'm blind.
79.)79.
80.)Whats?…
a.)Days to go around the world
b.)Spheals
c.)*)
d.)Huzzah?
81.)Huzzah?
a.)Huzzah?
b.)Huh?
c.)Toys of quality?
d.)Meh.
82.)You have come to an Out of Order question.Move on or it's game over.
83.)Winged Dragon of
a.)Murder
b.)Ra
c.)Pie
d.)The Fortress
84.)hjifdkhhgkrdjkfthgrdkuj fhudjfv.
a.)Hi
b.)Meh
c.)Huh?
d.)Apocalips
85.)It's the end of the world!!!Ahh!!!
a.)Lips
b.)Lypse
c.)Cryogenic preserver
d.)Spheal
86.)Al Ca…
a.)pwn
b.)own
c.)pone
d.)wutever.
87.)BOSS!
Pokegod Togepi,100 HP
a.)Egg Shield:infinite
b.)Charm:infinite
c.)Tackle:42/42
d.)Pokegodly Attack:6/6
Togepi(5 of them)85 HP
a.)Tackle:35/35
b.)Delta Egg:5/5
c.)Egg Shield:infinite
d.)Softboiled:10/10
Togepi(12 of them),50 HP
a.)Tackle:35/35
b.)Softboiled
c.)Charm:infinite
d.)Egg enemy:20/20
Togepi(3 of them),90 HP
a.)Hatch clone:5/5
b.)Tackle:infinite
c.)Charm:ifinite
d.)Spikes:15/15
88.)What year is it?
a.)8
b.)88
c.)2007
d.)other
89.)TEMPLE OF POWER 2!
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Enter through:
a.)Entrance 1 or 4
b.)Entrance 2 or 6
c.)Entrance 5 or 9
d.)Entrance 3,7, or 8
ToP Floor 1
Room 1
90.)Pokégod Togepi's minions
Togepi(3 of them),32 HP
a.)Egg Shield:infinite
b.)Tackle:35/35
c.)Hidden Power [Psychic]:15/15
d.)Spiked Headbutt:15/15
Room 2
91.)Pokégod Pikablu's minions
Marill(3 of them),43 HP
a.)Bubble
b.)Rollout
c.)Iron Tail
d.)Water Gun
Room 3
92.)BOSS!
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
a.)Alphabet Q
b.)Alpha Arrow
c.)Beta Arrow
d.)Alphabet A
Room 4
93.)How many 0s in 1,738?
a.)0
b.)1
c.)2
d.)3
Room 5
94.)Die…
a.)Anna
b.)mond and Pearl
c.)Diana
d.)seh
Room 6
95.)I…am…your…FATHER.
a.)NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
b.)No way!
c.)Don't ground me!
d.)Huzzah?
96.)Darth Fatter
a.)Ground:5/5
b.)Punishment:5/5
c.)Spank Chop:10/10
d.)Fat Roll:25/25
97.)qwertyuiop
a.)asdfghjkl
b.)zxcvbnm
c.)asdfghjklzxcvbnm
d.)qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
BONUSES!!!for Gamemaker and Arcade versions
98.)Move your mouse here.(top-left circle on the screen)
Now,don't touch red!
Next question button is on an island in the bottom-right.
(Hmm…if you only had a boat…)
99.)Press the > button(shift+period) or the right directional button to hit the aliens!Shift does more damage!!!
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BONUSES!!!for forum version
98.)ass
a.)qww
b.)zxx
c.)X-x
d.)Huzzah?
99.)A
a.)
b.)
c.)
d.)
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100.)Tobi is…
a.)Obito
b.)Rin
c.)a freak
d.)a good boy
101.)???
a.)Zoey
b.)Engrish
c.)Huh?
d.)Out of Order
102.)Bobble
a.)Beam
b.)wrap
c.)head
d.)Out of Order
103.)Ryuusei no Rockman?
a.)Yes, there's no Megaman
b.)Rox?
c.)No, he said there was
d.)Whatever
104.)Vbn,vmbvm,nvm,nbv,mbnv,mbv,mbv,mbnvm,nbvbmv,,mbv,bvm,bnv,mbn,mnbnbmbn,mvn,vnm,vnb…
a.)bvn
b.)nmbv
c.)nbvm
d.)mmbnmbvnnnmbnvvvobmn
105.)Gate to the elevator to the top of the TOWER OF POWER 4!!!
>.>||<.<
Copy and paste with gate open.
106.)
You: Who are you?
Togetic: You have disgraced me once! You won't do it again!
You: IT'S…!
BOSS:
Pokegod Togetic,120 HP
a.)Pokegodly Attack
b.)Aura Sphere
c.)Spiked Headbutt
d.)Softboiled
e.)Egg Bomb
107.)
Togetic:I…lost…
You: How do you like THAT!
Mewthree's Shadow:*appears*
Mewthree's Shadow: So you defeated Togepi,eh?
You: Yeah? So?
Mewthree's Shadow: He was useless compared to me anyways…DIE! THIS IS GONNA BE EASY!
NEXT BOSS
Pokegod Mewthree's Shadow,2000 HP
a.)Pokegodly Attack
b.)Psychic
c.)Aura Sphere
d.)AncientPower
You:*lying on ground*
Mewthree's Shadow: Teaches you not to mess with the Pokegods! *leaves*
Pokegod Ho-oh:*grabs you,takes you to Pokegodly prison*