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The throw an object at the next poster game - Page 107

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: Yeniaul
Date: 2016-09-05 19:53:07

I mistake it for gas, which I put in my car which was COINCIDENTALLY *cough cough* dry, and when turning the engine on, it shoots rainbows while instantly going to the speed of light.

I decided it was too fun to care about anything else, so I threw the problems cause by this massive anomaly in thé laws of physics at the next poster.
I also throw a RageCandyBar to the poster three posts below me chronologically. (Light-speed time travelling for the win !)

Fires Temporal LOIC at damaged temporal node and fixes it while continuing to supply power to the paradox. Because this is interesting. However, the TLOIC is exactly in-phase with the poster two posts down, so the RageCandyBar is obliterated. Oops.
I throw an Anti-Personnel Mine at the next poster.

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-06 05:18:59
However, there was a 1/256 chance the attack would miss anyway, and I guess this was my lucky day - although the time paradoxing thingies may have messed up time enough for days to become of variable length, and where was my point again ?
… I throw it at the next poster.

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-06 10:20:03
Ouch. That point hurts, a lot.
[me=Charmy]throws a Dell at the next poster.[/me]

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-06 11:13:11
Since Charmy was hit by a TLOIC, his Dell gets lost in the limbos of time, probably near February 2007. That'd probably explain how Windows Vista came into existence.

I throw an acceleration vector at the next poster.

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-06 11:26:23
GOTTA GO FAST!!
[me="I"]throw a… thing.[/me]

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-06 11:54:37
Food for thought.

I throw 1m^3 of void at the next poster, even though it's not possible because YEAH, SCIENCE !

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-06 12:01:44
[me=Charmy]throws 10 Dell laptops[/me]
"Well, that's gonna hu-*gets sucked in*"
But…
*falls* hhuurrtt *falls and hits the concrete* WII U WII U WII U *ambulance takes me*
*thinks* "That was a portal, not a mini-void."

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: Yeniaul
Date: 2016-09-06 20:43:06
*finds First-Aid Spray*
*Revives Charmy and heals him with spray*
I made a new LOIC! This one lobs any object loaded towards any point on Earth at an initial velocity of 150 m/s. I load it with an Everstone and fire it at a random location. Coincidentally, it will hit the next poster.

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-07 01:20:40
I am hit by a 150 m/s-travelling Everstone.
I will be remembered for EVER *badum tsss*

I throw rotten tomatoes at the next poster - whaddya mean, I should be the target 'cause of the bad joke ? OH HELL NO

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: Yeniaul
Date: 2016-09-07 06:33:39

I am hit by a 150 m/s-travelling Everstone.
I will be remembered for EVER *badum tsss*

I throw rotten tomatoes at the next poster - whaddya mean, I should be the target 'cause of the bad joke ? OH HELL NO

Technically the Everstone STARTED at 150 m/s. With gravity, it'd be going 15000 m/s or more. A sizable hole would mark your grave. Oh, and a kinetic explosion.
The tomatoes miss me and hit the next poster.

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-07 12:17:37
Charmy evaded the attack![/me]
Charmy used DOUBLE TEAM!
Charmy's EVADE won't go any higher!
Charmy used ROCK THROW!

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-07 13:22:01
My poster Pokémon fainted. In order to escape, I throw a Fluffy Tail at the next poster.

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-07 13:35:27
Wild ISSOtm used a FLUFFY TAIL!
Wild ISSOtm ran!
But it failed!
*ISSOtm takes 1 damage from falling on the concrete*
Wild ISSOtm fainted!
BRAIN gained 666 EXP. Points!
What? PC is evolving!
Congratulatons! Your PC evolved into a f**king kangaroo thingy!
*one step later*
Wild ISSOtm appeared!
Go! BRAIN!
What will BRAIN do?            FIGHT  >BAG
                                        PKMN  RUN
Charmy used MASTER BALL!
Gotcha! ISSOtm was caught!
New Pokédex entry will be added for ISSOtm!
*some SFX*
ISSOtm
???
??.?? lbs.
??.??"
No entry.
*throws the Master Ball outside the route*

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-08 05:27:52
I am hit by the Master Ball from within the Ball, which accidentally triggers its release mechanism.

Once free, I throw a wet towel at the next poster.

Re: The throw an object at the next poster game

Posted by: Charmy
Date: 2016-09-09 13:27:52
Oh, thanks.
I threw another Dell at ya.