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If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2008-04-07 14:55:10
Another game from my forums.

Pretty self-explanatory. In this game you say something you'd really want to buy if you were the richest person in the world.

I'll start.

If I was the richest man on Earth, I'd buy a big stand-up shower with a toilet inside it.

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-09 18:15:03
If I was the richest 'man' (for all you know, I could actually be female) on Earth, I would buy Every Pokemon game in existence, and a program that stops spyware and viruses (I'm having trouble with spyware currently, and have no money whatsoever.

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: Ratipharos
Date: 2008-04-09 18:21:57
If I were the richest man on Earth, I'd buy the Moon.
And…
[size=1]A MICROWAVE![/size]

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: Bassmasta
Date: 2008-04-09 18:38:19
If I were the richest man on Earth, I'd buy everything in existance!

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-09 18:51:41
if I was the richest person on Earth, I'd buy a machine that allows transportation to- and from- video games and all that stuff.

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: Absol lover
Date: 2008-04-09 19:19:07
You really are weird aren't you?

anyway, If I was the richest man on earth, not only would I not be able to be getting pregnant, but I would spend the money on a trip to japan, and then buy a Pincess Peach costume for my neice.

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-04-10 11:36:20

If I was the richest 'man' (for all you know, I could actually be female)

If I was the richest man on earth, not only would I not be able to be getting pregnant…

You do realise the topic name is "If you were the richest person on Earth..", not "man"…

Anyways, if I was the richest person on Earth, I would end world poverty, after hiring assassins to do what they are paid to do to all dictators.

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2008-04-10 16:29:00
Yes Hoggins, I intended for people to say either 'man'/'boy', 'woman'/'girl', or if you're gender is a secret, just 'person'.

But, back to the game.

If I was the richest man on Earth, I'd buy myself all the Pok?mon plushies in the world, and a machine that could make them into real Pok?mon, and I'd make them all fight against each other.
Whoever wins gets a pancake.

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-04-10 16:36:22

If I was the richest man on Earth, I'd buy myself all the Pok?mon plushies in the world, and a machine that could make them into real Pok?mon, and I'd make them all fight against each other.
Whoever wins gets a pancake.


Wouldn't a waffle motivate them more ([size=1]mmm, waffles[/size])?

If I was the richest person on Earth, I'd buy out Bill Gates…& Ebay.

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2008-04-10 16:42:15


If I was the richest man on Earth, I'd buy myself all the Pok?mon plushies in the world, and a machine that could make them into real Pok?mon, and I'd make them all fight against each other.
Whoever wins gets a pancake.


Wouldn't a waffle motivate them more ([size=1]mmm, waffles[/size])?


Nah, pancakes are good enough. Besides, saying waffles would most likely classify me as a wannabe in general, and lower my reputation even more.

If I were the richest man on Earth, I'd buy a Fleshligh-*shot*

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: shaggs
Date: 2008-04-10 18:56:24



If I was the richest man on Earth, I'd buy myself all the Pok?mon plushies in the world, and a machine that could make them into real Pok?mon, and I'd make them all fight against each other.
Whoever wins gets a pancake.


Wouldn't a waffle motivate them more ([size=1]mmm, waffles[/size])?


Nah, pancakes are good enough. Besides, saying waffles would most likely classify me as a wannabe in general, and lower my reputation even more.

If I were the richest man on Earth, I'd buy a Fleshligh-*shot*




XD Good one, anyways, if I was the richest man on earth, I would burn all the money :).

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: DynaShock
Date: 2008-04-16 22:02:30
If I was the richest man on Earth, I'd buy myself two laptops, one Mac, one Windows.

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-04-17 14:31:43
If I was the richest man on Earth, I'd buy Mac & Windows.

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: Absol lover
Date: 2008-04-18 09:11:11
If I was the richest person on Earth, I would buy all the pasta, and stop it from flying, as flying food substances go against the laws of physics.

Re: If you were the richest person on Earth..

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-04-18 11:20:08
If I was the richest person on Earth, I'd buy pirate ship churches.