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The commercial game (I think I spelled it right) - Page 2

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2007-04-14 14:27:49
Hello.

BUY VIA.. *NUKED AND BANNED*

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: flygonlover
Date: 2007-05-28 10:44:11
FRUITY OATY BARS!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FmBgjNILVFs

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: MissingNo man
Date: 2007-05-31 20:54:30
Man:HUNNY? You home?
Robot voice: Yes, I am!
Man:Whoa, a virtural wife!




                            [size=10pt]YES! VIRTURAL WIFE! GET YOUR OWN AT MEGAMILLIONS! FOR$9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999$[/size]

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: gfw spacezilla
Date: 2007-06-15 14:07:32
man:hey are you sick of living? then buy a bottle of poisunus acid!
man2:it actually kills! *drinks it and skin turns purple and body melts*
Man:poisunos acid! it will change your life [and most likely end it]
for
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[pre pares to be banninated]

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: pokeking_7_7
Date: 2007-08-03 10:12:21
Man: Buy the Ifyourdeadyoucometolife-antor!
Women: They should have called it The Reliveanator.
DEEP VOICE: Buy The Reliveanator! It worked on Elvis!
Elvis: Yeahh !

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: Godofdeath19
Date: 2007-08-03 10:33:55
Man: Hey, hey, hey….
Girl: What's your issue?
Man: Hey, hey, hey…
Boy: What IS his issue?
Man: Hey, hey, hey…
Random Voice: Do you have issues of repeating words over, and over, and over, again?  You need to get Word Stopper!  I's only $9999999999999999999999999999999 dollars.
Man: *Inhales Word Stopper* Hey, I feel great… Hey, hey, hey…
Random Voice: Uh… buy one today!

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: AnimalCrossingAddict
Date: 2007-08-03 11:17:54
Girl: Hurt On! Apply Directly to your body! Hurtonhurtonhurton

-girl dies-

Boy: Now a WallMart

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: Kolbster10
Date: 2007-08-07 16:10:08
;D thats so dum

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-08-09 15:45:41
Announcer: Why is Billy sad?
[Billy cries]
Announcer: Is he cold?  Hungry?  Or Maybe just…
[a small, blue, fluffy creature arrives]
Billy:  No, no, no-no, take it away!
Announcer: …LONELY!  Intoducing the Megacorp Protopet.  Wanna play ball?
[Billy throws the ball at the Protopet, only to have it thrown back at him with twice the force]
Announcer: So does the Protopet.  Need a partner for tag?
[the Protopet starts to chase Billy who is screaming in fear]
Announcer: Go find the Protopet.  Up for some Cops n' Robbers?
[the Protopet pins down Billy]
Billy: HELP, POLICE!!
Announcer: So is you-know-who!
Stop by planet Boldan & get your free Protopet.

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: Mini Mew
Date: 2007-08-16 02:35:44
Sakura: Welcome to Cheapa shop! This is my new thing the deadelater!
*rayman comes in*
Rayman: Hi!
Sakura:GO AWAY!! *fills up the deadelater with PNW bugkiller and zaps Rayman*
Rayman: What the hell is that! *dies*
Sakura: Buy this for $2000 pikamobn and get a PNW bugkiller free!!! Buy it now!!!

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: Sorreah
Date: 2007-09-12 21:18:43
Voice: HEY GUYS! Have you ever wanted to be a glitch trainer? NO, not the kind that catches and trains glitches. I mean the REAL THING! Well, starting today, you can! Without having to go through the tedious and boring procedure of waiting for other glitches to corrupt you enough to become one.

(shows random boy curled up on the floor shaking, his body covered with strange silver stuff and fragmented pixels, while a host of .4's and Charizard M's gathered around him)

Voice: (yawns) See how boring it is? :) But if you step into the Glitchinator (spotlight shines on huge multi-colored machine that towers up to the roof) you can skip all that and become a full-fledged glitch trainer in under five minutes! Let us demonstrate!

(MissingNos float in with Gary in tow)

Gary: What's going on?! I'm just surfing down Cinnabar-

Voice: We'll even have glitch starters waiting for you, your choice between Ghost MissingNo, Kabutops Fossil MissingNo, and Areodactyl Fossil MissingNo! Are you ready to become a glitch trainer, Gary?

Gary: WHAT?! Hell no! I -

Voice: Then let's begin! ^_^

(MissingNos toss protesting Gary into Glitchinator.)

(Painful yells and glitchy screeches are heard for five minutes)

Gary: (pops out all scrambled and pixelized) Ooooooguh…. (walks into pole b/c of messed-up vision)

Voice: AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, MY FRIENDS! The glitchinator will grant all your glitchy dreams, and MORE! And it's yours to use for only $000000000000000000000000 dollars! That's right, $000000000000000000000000 dollars! You don't have to pay a cent! In fact, we'll PAY YOU to kidna…er bring your friends to become glitch trainers too! Because we always need more of your guys! We will never be satisfied until we have you all. MUWAHAHA-

Erm. A-hem.

So visit us at Glitch City today! If you need directions, just ask the Old Man in Viridian or the Safari agent for the Safari Zone! They'll tell you how to get here.

The GLITCHINATOR! Because total corruption is way cooler than you think! ^_^

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2007-10-01 07:22:29
Commercial Voice: Buy it. Now. Because we'll be showing this commercial for the rest of the world's history.

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2007-10-01 07:45:15
Narrator: Buy the amazing new Commercial Generator today! Here's a demonstration!
Narrator: Buy the amazing new Commercial Generator today! Here's a demonstration!
Narrator: Buy the amazing new Commercial Generator today! Here's a demonstration!
Narrator: Buy the amazing new Commercial Generator today! Here's a demonstration!
Narrator: Buy the amazing new Commercial Generator today! Here's a demonstration!
Narrator: Buy the amazing new Commercial Generator today! Here's a demonstration!
Narrator: Buy the amazing new Commercial Generator today! Here's a demonstration!
Narrator: Buy the amazing new Commercial Generator today! Here's a demonstration!
Narrator: Buy the amazing new Commercial Generator today! Here's a demonstration!
Narrator: Buy the amazing new Commercial Generator today! Here's a demonstration!
Narrator: C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: Sorreah
Date: 2007-10-01 11:49:22
Hurry Hurry! Get your smiley machine today!

:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) :???: ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( ^-^ =_= -_- O_o XD ); D:

See? It really works!

Re: The commercial game (I think I spelled it right)

Posted by: gemini
Date: 2007-10-15 23:15:42




                              THE ZAPPY THING!!!
person1:WOW it really zaps!!!
person2:Let me try!! (BZZZZZZZZZZZ)(both are dead)



Buy it today for only $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99!