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Link in Airport Security! - Page 1

Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2009-03-05 18:00:43
(I can't believe I haven't remade this for this forum yet.)

Link, as in all games, has basically an infinate pocket space.  (How else do you carry 99999999 bombs without a big wheelbarrow or something.)  Link wanted to go to somewhere by plane and has to go through AIRPORT SECURITY!  He is asked to remove everything from his, endless, pockets.  Here's where the game starts, you make Link pull anything out of his pocket.  It can be rediculous to the power of LOL for all I care.



*Link pulls a golf cart from out of his pockets*

Link: Umm… WHY WASN'T I RIDING AROUND HYRULE ON THIS THING?!
Security Officer: Because Golf Carts are slower than a horse sometimes and there's no gas in Hyrule?
Link: Good point.

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: glitchhunter09
Date: 2009-03-05 18:30:37
Link pulls out Santa Claus and a crusty old sandwich and eats it.

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-03-05 19:51:04
Link pulls out 54 bombs.
The Security Officer calls TSA and Riot Control and then pulld a 9mm handgun on Link.
TSA and Riot Control arrive.  Link is arrested, convicted of terrorism in a secret USA PATRIOT Act court hearing (which he isn't allowed to attend), and sentenced to death… all in 6 hours.

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-03-05 20:12:58
Link is suddenly freed of charge because he is an awesome video game character.
Link goes back to airport.
Link pulls out The King, the guards pull guns on The King.
Link says "Oh BOY! I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB THE KING".

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-03-06 04:09:24
Link pulls out his penis from the pocket, and realized that it was detachable and put it back…

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: Kyoukipichi
Date: 2009-03-06 17:36:58
Link pulls out a monolith.
Monolith: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Everyone clasps their ears tightly.
Monolith: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Angry grues come in and eat everyone except for Link and airport security, then destroy the monolith.
Link: Uh… I didn't know I had that.

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-03-06 19:11:55
Link pulls out a red chicken…You know what happens with red chickens, right?

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2009-03-07 12:09:17
Link pulls out an Engrish speaking guy from his pocket.

Engrish Guy: Why did you place me in bag pants?  Good gratifications you for making me move forcefully away of bag pants. Put me back in pocket…
Link: Ok. *puts back in pocket*
Engrish Guy: …not again! *is placed back in pocket*

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-07 12:10:08
link pulls out a gentleman's magazine out of his pocket and the guards confiscate it

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-03-07 20:44:45
Link pulls out a naked woman and the guards confiscated it…

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: Kyoukipichi
Date: 2009-03-07 23:03:07
Link pulls out a nuke and 101 FBI agents teleport in and tackle him.

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2009-03-08 01:22:40
Link pulls out a box of infinate stuff and pulls out:
A pare of implosive paint cans
A picture
A time loop
Everything above happens again, and again, and again untill the timeloop wears out.
Link then pulls out:
A imploding explosion
Himself
His mom
A message saying "Water is under construction"
Link then pulls out a glass of water were people are building water.
He then pulls out a antimatter bomb, which explodes, reactivating the timewarp, except that it made irt happen just befor the santimatter bomb exploded, with the box and bomb gone.

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-11 13:56:12
(rotfl)

Link pulls out a Smash Ball and uses the Triforce Slash on some unfortunate bystander. Then the cops arrest him for first-degree murder.

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-03-11 14:44:21
Link pulls out Sophia.

SOPHIA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jimbo Wales runs in and kills Sophia.

Re: Link in Airport Security!

Posted by: Glitch Reasearcher
Date: 2009-03-14 09:39:49
Link pulls out a bag of 1,000,000 rupees

Link: WHERE THE F**K WAS THIS WHEN I WAS ON MY ADVENTURES?!

Security Guard: That's all the money you collected when your other rupee bag was full.

Link: ohh…