1000 Things NEVER to do on Glitch City Laboratories - Page 33
664. Rape another member. [size=1pt]Unless you're me and the other member is Wa, because then she enjoys it apparently[/size]
665. Put bacon in the soap.
666 (EVILZ!!!!): Not summon the lords of the Underworld.
667. Put soap in the bacon.
668. Put Shampoo in the hot dog.
669. Put a hot dog in the Shampoo.
670. Microwave iron filings.
671. Put iron filings in the rusted nails.
672. Stage an elaborate prank with many other members where the people involved all put fake suicide notes up here on GCLF in quick succession.
673. Steal a keyboard and randomly spam the forum.
674. Do something that's epic fail.
675: Gargle a pair of stolen underpants.
677. Majorly change the theme of this thread.
(Which you people have done)
678. Post using an extremely outdated browser which doesn't display the layout correctly.
679. Randomly orgasm in the middle of a post.
680. Drive a fuel tanker into an inactive board and blow it up.