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Slogan generator

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-10-13 11:02:42
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Use this to come up with your own slogans.

form:

Word:
Slogan:
Comment:
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I start.

Word: Sex
Slogan: A day without sex is like a day without sunshine
Comment: Too true
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Word: Pokemorphs
Slogan: Make fun of Pokemorphs!
Comment: Don't be so cruel!
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Word: Pants
Slogan: Only Pants can prevent Forest Fires
Comment: Hoe the heck do they do that?

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-10-14 18:18:18
Word: Vampire
Slogan: Nothing acts faster than vampire.
Comment: In some vampire canons this actually makes sense.
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Word: Steak
Slogan: Leaves your steak minty, not mediciney.
Comment: lolwtf
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Word: Flygon
Slogan: Can You Tell Flygon From Butter?
Comment: From several hundred feet away and through my right eye, no.

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-10-14 18:48:55
Word: Gardevoir
Slogan: Beanz Meanz Gardevoir.
Comment: wtfwtf?




Word: MissingNo.
Slogan: Wait Till We Get Our Missingno. [sic] On You.
Comment: wtfwtf?

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-10-15 10:41:37
Word: Jolteom
Slogan: Do the Jolteon.
Comment: YEAH! BRING IT BITCHES!
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Word: Mutou Yami
Slogan: There's only one Mutou Yami
Comment: Yeah, I know, she's my friend.
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Word: Abwayax
Slogan: For a hard-earned thirst, Abwayax.
Comment: What the fuck?

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-10-16 08:14:28
Word: Penis
Slogan: 151 countries, One penis.
Comment: OMGWAHT?!

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-10-16 09:51:15
Word: Boobs
Slogan: Fall into the boobs
Comment: HELL YEAH!

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2009-10-16 12:21:58
word:ACDC
SLogan:Nobody Rocks Like ACDC
Comment:You betcha

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-10-16 13:06:01
Word: Angrysmurf
Slogan: It's Angrysmurf Time
Comment: Oh yeah!

Word: Smurf
Slogan: Go on, get your smurf out.
Comment: It's already out.

EDIT: I entered penis, with 3 hilarious results!
1. An army of penis
2. Promise her anything, but give her penis.
3. The penis is mightier than the sword.

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-10-16 15:13:52
Word: Banana
Slogan: Go To Work On A Banana!
Comment: Okay.
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Word: No
Slogan: Life Should Taste As Good As No.
Comment: But what does no taste like?
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Word: 'M
Slogan: Is 'M In You?
Comment: FF F4 F8 E2 D0 C1 A2 BB 22
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Word: Pingas
Slogan: Reach Out And Touch Pingas.
Comment: I'll have to give myself a PRRRRRRRROMOTION!



Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-10-16 15:40:43
Word: anus
Slogan: See the Anus, Feel the Shine
Comment: Uh… no thanks. Keep yer butthole to yerself.
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Word: dick
Slogan: There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Big Dick
Comment: Who would WANT to?
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Word: shit
Slogan: Time for a Sharp Shit
Comment: Ouch
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Word: slut
Slogan: Wow! I Could Have Had a Slut
Comment: ¬¬ Lucky you…

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2009-10-23 19:23:01
Word: Nano
Result: Gives a meal Nano-Appeal
Comment: What?
[br]
Word: fivexthethird
Result:The Fivexthethird Drinker's lighter Fivexthethird
Comment:WTF?!?!?!
[br]
Word: Fawful
Result: Hand built by fawful
Comment: Fits
[br]
Word: Urine
Result: Pleasing Urine the world over
Comment: lol

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-10-23 19:43:56
Word: Haruhi
Result: Bet you can't eat Haruhi.
Comment: I don't know… she might be tasty.

Word: Masturbation
Result: Only the crumbliest, flakiest, masturbation.
Comment: Hell, with this word anything is funny.

Word: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Result: Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Comment: My pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis isn't very soft.

Word: Pokemon
Result: Get busy with the Pokemon!
Comment: 0_0

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-10-23 20:15:14
Word: OS/2
Slogan: Welcome To OS/2 Country.
Comment: Damn straight!

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-10-24 03:52:44
Word: Vagina
Slogan: Come See the Softer Side of Vagina
Comment: Oh, hell yeah!


Word: Condom
Slogan: Aaahh, Condom!
Comment: Wtf dude, it's just a rubber thing males use to stop women getting pregnant.


Word: poop
Slogan:Things Happen After a Poop
Comment: I know.

Re: Slogan generator

Posted by: ISSOtm
Date: 2016-09-21 02:29:10
Word : PINGAS
Slogan : If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Pingas.
Comment : Sweet Jegus.


Word : ponies
Slogan : Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Ponies
Comment : uhhh…