1000 ways to FAIL - Page 1
Each must start with a number
Each must be a Fail
1.Type Phail/Fhail instead of FAIL
2. Get off the plane, then realize that you have 5 minutes to go through security and make your connection on the other end of the airport
4. Create a topic which nobody posts in.
5: Waste all your Pokeballs on a Manectric, not catching it, and then find a shiny Zigzagoon.
6. One of my real life friends is too much of a pussy to jump off a 20 ft. bridge(theres water underneath and we jump into the deep part), when everyone else(5 of us total) including me are jumping in not getting hurt at all. EPIC FAAIIL
7: Fart during rehearsal for the school play and realize you were standing right in front of a microphone.
8. Run from a shiny legendary. DUMBASS
9. Have a girl give you head, but then you realize she has an Adam's Apple.
omg thats a nightmare!
10. forget your backpack with a 200 point essay due that day
I heard it on the radio as a joke, weird stuff.
11. Watch the Exorcist without a barf bag.
12. Play System Shock 2 without first applying the multiplayer patch.
13. Say the name of a guy who has the name "Mike Hunt" in front of 1,000 people.
OH MAN FAIL
14. Get on a english-language Skype Call with a mic but without knowing spoken english.
THAT'S HOW I FAILED YESTERDAY
14. Drive 3000 miles cross-country to Vancouver and realise you left your passport at home.