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Construct: Openness Redefined (The Return) - Page 1

Construct: Openness Redefined (The Return)

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-11-24 23:56:17
This RPG is 100% freeform. Be anything you want, do anything you want, and have all the powers you desire. Character numbers are not limited and rules are decided by majority vote. The signup sheet follows.




Name:

Age:
Sex:
Location:
Orientation:

Religion:
Political party:
Height:
Weight:
Eye color:
Skin color:
Shoe size:
Belt size:
Favorite soda:
Nail length:
Did you hit puberty:

You have magic. Put it here:
Size of your house:
Number of furniture in that house:
How awesome is your car:
How much money do you make each year:
List other things about how rich you are:
Mileage:
Decibels:
Never gonna give you up:
Have you had curry:
Do you at least have chicken:
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you:

GARY 'M 9 PICKS UP HERE:
Credit Card Number:
Mother's maiden name:

Is it time for a SEXY PARTY?!:
DO YOU WANT MILLYAN DALLAH?!:
Life story:
Does EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?:
Meow:
Bark:
Moo:
DO YOU LIKE COCKS?:
What does the scouter say about your powerlevel?:
What?! (<>)?!:
So I herd u leik mudkipz:
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!:
ARE YOU A STRANGER:

DO YO CHAIN HANG LOW:
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOW:
DOES IT SHINE IN THE LIGHT:
IS IT PLANTIUM:
IS IT GOLD:

MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO PICK THE VERY BEST ONE AND YOU ARE:
What happens to the socks that are lost in the dryer?:
SINNING TAN LOGS ARE FUN! Are they fun for you:
OH YES!:
PEGGY SAYS YO SOY TIENA CIEN ANOS DE PUTAS:
DOES THIS SIGNUP SHEET HAVE AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF CAPS?:
Red green beans:
Robot Chicken has a LAZ0R EYE!:
BAWK! *mechanical whirring*:
Boba Fett jumps in a hole and…:
EVERYBODY IN THE HOOD GETTIN THRIFTY:
GONNA JUST MOVE ABOUT LIKE A GYPSY:
LOL WRONG LYRICZ:
Is Barney gay?:
Is Barney your best friend:
Is that a gun to kill Barney?:
Shoot Barney?:
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG:

WUD U LIKE SOME CHICKEEENZ?!:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA:
HE'S QUAGMIRE:
QUAGMIRE:
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT:
HE'S QUAGMIRE:
QUAGMIRE:
GIGITTY GIGITTY GIGITTY GOO:
LET'S HAVE SEX!:
IS THAT THE GMAN?:
IS THAT THE JMAN JESUS?!:
:D:
Format C:\?:
IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR FACE, MAGGOTS WILL FUCK YOUR MOM:
LOLWUT?:
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX:
DO A BARREL ROLL:
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT:

ME MA WANTS KATE ALIVE NIKO D: :
WAKE UP MR. FREEMAN:
WELL TIME TO GO TO WORK:
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM REEADDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!:
Wait, Mr. Freeman is Spongebob?:
Good Morning Gordan Freepants:
Hi, GMAN:
SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE:
NO U:

WELCOME TO THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY:
IS THE TRAM INBOUND:
FROM AREA NINE:
LIQUID!:
Plasma?:

|<`/()|_||<1|*1(|-|1 |*1(|<5 |_||* |-|3|23:
Do you accept your lord, Mercury Lampe:
If not, are you willing to learn of her awesomeness:
If not, are you changing your mind? Only valid answer is yes:
Bow down to her:
Are you sexy enough for her:
Will you reshape miles of land for her:
If not, DIE:

Never gonna give you up:
Never gonna let you down:
Never gonna run around and desert you:
Never gonna make you cry:
Never gonna say goodbye:
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you:

You do not give up:
Do not disappoint me:
I do not run to the desert:
You'll never make me cry:
I can not say goodbye to you:
I never said a lie and hurt you:

Water under construction:
When do you want us to finish constructing your water:
I am sorry, that is too soon:
Would you like a pool with that:
Move on, nothing to see:

Workers of the world, unite:
Are you a Communist:
You aren't a Communist? FUCK YOU:
You are a Communist? Цомаде Сисеисеки сас, "о и о е моеланд!":
Are nukes awesome:
MORENUKES?:

Phrawger picks up here:
Bitches don't know 'bout my:
What do you like to play:
With the:
And the:
And the thing where the guy comes out of the:
And the:
Where are the rebel plans you sent:
You are a part of the:
And a:
I find your lack of this disturbing:
Random multiple of seven:
Affirmation of Plankton:
(srs times) List of Powers:
End Transmission: