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BlahBlahland RPG - Page 5

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: HiddenShadow
Date: 2006-06-27 20:08:11
This looks like a job for….GC's cellphone!!!…..Or not.See ya!!!*dissapears*

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: AnimalCrossingAddict
Date: 2006-06-27 21:47:57
COme Back, HiddenShadow! -turns into a llama- -FGiant Jax falls over-

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2006-06-28 11:11:09
I'm just gonna stand here, bewildered.  I really don't know what's going on, so I'll leave you to be eaten by giants.  I'm sure your bones make exellent toothpicks.

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: AnimalCrossingAddict
Date: 2006-06-28 12:55:42
BGoildenChaos! Help Me before I become a giant me's plaything!

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2006-06-29 00:30:25
Alright, fine.  Now that HiddenShadow's gone, I'll be able to kill the giant myself.  *Pulls out weightlifting gloves out of my pocket and straps them on.  The little cross sequence with a close-up of my eyes appeares and my mouth begins to move out of sync with my words like a dubbed Chinese fight-flick.  I point to giant Jax.*  I shall defeat you and bring honor to the SBASAF clan.  *Mouth is still moving after I'm done talking.  Giant Jax puts smaler Jax in her pocket and raises a fist, her mouth moving before she begins to speak.*  "Tiny man, you *mouth stops moving* will DIE!!!"  "Bring it."  I say.  *I draw a 7ft. sword*  Hiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiiaiaiai
aiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaia
iaiaiaiaia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Fight ensues.  Chinese style.*

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: AnimalCrossingAddict
Date: 2006-06-29 17:14:17
-is dropped- Owwwww! -runs to GoldenChaos- Thank you.

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2006-06-29 17:26:27
Giant Jax: KAMEAHMEAH!!!
Me:*Mouth is moving before I begin to speak.*  NOO!!! Wait, you can't do that, this is a parodity of a Chinese *Mouth stops moving.* fight flick!
Giant Jax: My bad.
Me: Now, as I was saying…DOUBLE DUCE!!! *I jump up and run up the side of the giant…defying gravity…somehow…and jab my fists into Giant Jax's eye.*
Giant Jax: NO!  I'm blind!!!  I'll never make it to brodway!!!!!! *She trips and falls down into a deep recess.*  I'LL GET YOU KELSEY GRAMMER!!!
Me: w00t!!!  Heroic deed done!  *Pulls out clip board and checks "Do a heroic deed Chinese/Stinkoman style in a silly RPG" off the list.*  Next on my list, I gotta go beat up some scientists for being lazy.

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: HiddenShadow
Date: 2006-06-29 19:49:41
*Pops up out of nowherez*Went to go get Chinese takeout.Wow.I figured you guys would've got destroyed by now.Oh well.Who wants Chinese food?

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: AnimalCrossingAddict
Date: 2006-06-29 20:54:27
Wheee! -takes Egg Roll and Fortune Cookie- My fortune says I will get a house here with digital cable.

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: HiddenShadow
Date: 2006-06-29 21:45:48
Mine says we will fall in a hole and end up in a real creepy underground cave.*All fall in a hole and end up in a real creepy underground cave*Wow.That was fast.

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: AnimalCrossingAddict
Date: 2006-06-29 21:57:29
-runs into room- -turns out to be a deam mansion- MY fortune came true! -watches digital cable-

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2006-06-29 22:25:36
Okay.  *Opens fortune cookie.*  Says here that "My greatest wish will come true."  Wonder what that means?  *All the sudden, a pink door pops up.*  Oooo…Must touch door…*Leans over to touch it, but it opens before I get to it.  A clawed hand emerges from the door and grabs my sholder, yanking me into wherever the door leads too.  It locks behind me, and promptly dissapears.*  Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  HEL-  Woah.  Hold the phone.  Nevermind guys, don't bother looking for me.  There are hundres of catgirls where I'm at!!!  I MUST BE IN HEVEN!  Either that or the fortune cookie worked.  Probobly the second one. 

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: AnimalCrossingAddict
Date: 2006-06-29 22:58:49
TV! -watches it- Yay Digital cable and Meepits. Tons of Meepits.

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: GoldenChaos
Date: 2006-06-29 23:31:12
Mmmm…Catgirls.  What's that?  Oh, of course mam.  I'll be glad to open that can of tuna in olive oil for you.  Yes, I know I'm awsome.  I think you're hot as well Miss Pink Haired Catgirl.

Re: BlahBlahland RPG

Posted by: AnimalCrossingAddict
Date: 2006-06-29 23:46:33
-sends Meepit to GoldenChaos-