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Debate Wars

How'd we get on Earth? - Page 1

How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: MissingNo
Date: 2008-06-09 06:22:43
Yeah. How'd we get here, again?

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-06-09 08:43:17
God started out small. He created the cells out of unknown things and so that cell evolved into a monkey shaped man. The Humans evolved through time and thus now.

Praise the Lord!

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: Ratipharos
Date: 2008-06-09 09:45:28
Well, if we all agree on the theory of evolution, then this happened:

Step 1: Life was created. Nobody knows how.
Step 2: That life evolved into a multi-cellular creature.
Step 3: It kept evolving, and became humans.

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: Bent`
Date: 2008-06-09 16:44:47

Well, if we all agree on the theory of evolution,

We don't. What now?

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-09 16:45:23
Why isn't there a "Flying Spaghetti Monster" option?

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: Ratipharos
Date: 2008-06-09 16:46:22
Why? Are you a Pastafarian?

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: Ratipharos
Date: 2008-06-09 16:48:41


Well, if we all agree on the theory of evolution,

We don't. What now?


We duck in cover, hoping atheists don't see us.

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-06-09 21:40:29
Atheists don't give a shit. (Abwayax I think is one (at least I think that's what he said a few months ago on IRC))

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: shaggs
Date: 2008-06-10 16:33:03
No one fucking knows, how do you expect us to know..deepblue?

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-06-10 17:26:58

Why? Are you a Pastafarian?


I Might be. I don't know yet.

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-06-11 01:36:26

No one fucking knows, how do you expect us to know..deepblue?


This is only a theory thread, genius.

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: shaggs
Date: 2008-06-11 04:34:33
He is directly asking us how we got here, I never saw
anything about theories, so Ha!

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-06-11 04:54:16

He is directly asking us how we got here, I never saw
anything about theories, so Ha!


Sorry, I was just cranky I didn't get sleep ^^U

And is that…Rosario+Vampire?

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: yinyang147
Date: 2008-06-11 09:23:57
I'm going with the God option.

Re: How'd we get on Earth?

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2008-06-11 09:48:44
Evolution FTW!