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Pokemon:Mystery dungeon,the REAL story starring,SWEARING AND PROFANITY! - Page 1

Pokemon:Mystery dungeon,the REAL story starring,SWEARING AND PROFANITY!

Posted by: Lishy
Date: 2006-09-28 23:21:15
SPOILERS IN POKEMON MYSTERIOUS DUNGEON RESCUE TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Introduction:Turning into a pokemon

Mudkip:Liek omg im taking a quiz to save a world of pokemon and liek omg onoz omg onoz I R mudkip and my memory will be deleted and ill just be a retard wanering homeless in da plains then a dumb bulbasuar who always makes me lose in a dungeon becuase he never eats the grass gummies when I throw them to him and he never eats my 999 joy seeds!ummm yeah well let the quiz…start!

Question #1     Have you ever made a pitfall trap?
Yes,I Rape them if thier a girl and sexually molest them if they are a child!

Question #2     A foreign person has started up a conversation with you.To be honest, you don't have a clue what this fellow is saying.
f**k you retard!I had enough of your bullship b***h.alstalavista babeh!*shoots person with a mini gun*

Question #3There is an alien invasion.What will you do?
Take out dual uzi's and kill them all!Dis my own planet bishes!I am da 1337 king of da earth so f*** off u zelda cow aliens/ghosts!same goes to south park aliens.

  Question #3b    You valiantly fight the aliens…
                  But, you are defeated…

                  An alien says to you…

                  "YOU HAVE IMPRESSED US.
                  IT WAS A PLEASURE TO SEE.

                  JOIN US, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL
                  RULE THE WORLD."
                  What will you do?

f**k YOU PEOPLE,TIME TO CALL MY BEST FRIEND MISSINGNO

Missingno:do de dah.de-de-doh.To-to-to-to-de-do-da……F****CK! *all the aliens and alien ships explode*


Question 4   A human hand extends out of a toilet!
                  What would you do?
I close the lid on the hand then use liquid hydrogyne to freeze it and let the human torture BEGIN!

Question 5

Do you like to fight?

I AM SO STRONG I CUASE WARS AND I STILL WIN!

Question 6
Your country's leader is in front of you.
                  How do you speak to him or her?
f**kK YOU *takes him hostage for money*

Your are…mudkip.A basterd who rules the human world.You fought back aginst the humans and won.


Prologue:
Forming a rescue team with bulbasuar

mudkip:EN GAURDE BULBASUAR
bulb(short for bulbasuar):????
mudkip:PUT IT BACK *burgers missle out of mud(mudkip for short) and hit bulb*
bulb:WTF?
butterfree:liek omg i abandoned my caterpie for no reason and made a excuse of a fissure making me lose caterpie.save him by doing 3 crappy floors!
3 minutes later
mud:pointless -___- hand me the crappy items
caterpie*makes cute eyes*
bulb:GOOGLY EYES!
mud:noob…

1 second later cuz for some reason they teleport to a house

bulb:heres a house im giving u for completly free with no catches even though ur mean to me!

mud:MY VERY OWN GIANT DILDO.God thats one stiff cock!Ill take him in my room every night…to play with,and name him george!

bulb:Why are u touching your penis?It looks fun but I am not human so i dont got one

mud:ha ha y00 n00b!I owns joo!

bulb:lets form a rescue team and if u dont ill keep asking u

mud:no
bulb:PLEEEASE
mud:no
bulb:PLEEEASE
mud:no
bulb:PLEEEASE
mud:no
bulb:PLEEEASE
mud:no
bulb:PLEEEASE

1 billion years when reyquaza failed to stop the comit but for some reason everything is still the way it is cuz mudkip didnt do anything but argue

mud:no
bulb:PLEEEASE
mud:no
bulb:PLEEEASE
mud:NOOOOOO FOR THE GOD DAMNED f**kEN LAST TIME.NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

bulb:Are team is called "pokemon"

mud:On my game its called MissingNo

bulb:mudkip why are you bluuuuue?HA HA UR NOT GREEN!

mud:f**kEN RACIST BASTERD!


The next day

bulb:so are you ready to go save megnetmites cuz even though they are like 15 levels higher then us they got owned

mud:f**k YOU!

bulb:…….10 MINUTES LATER BISH!

mud:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEZ

10 minutes later

mud:waste of time!

magnemite:WE ALL HAVE DA SAME NAME!

bulb:Save the forest.Kill a beaver!!!

mud:BISH!U NO MAKE JOKES

BULB:CAPITALS

MUD:CAPITALS

BULB:CAPITALS

MUD:CAPITALS

BULB:CAPITALS

MUD:CAPITALS

BULB:CAPITALS

MUD:CAPITALS

megnemite:SHUT THE f**k UP WITH THE GOD *DAMNED* CAPITALS.JUST SHUT THE *f**k* UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mud:lols u need anger managment.

megnemite:*zaps mud with thundershock even though he didnt learn it yet*

bulb:omg I found out what a ds is based on! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Donkeykong1_ingame.jpg

mud:why are we being so random

megnemite:Why does my name have a typo?

magnetone:You idiots blahber so much I already fused(evolved)

mud:thank god chapter 2 is over!!!!

Re: Pokemon:Mystery dungeon,the REAL story starring mudkip and bulbasuar

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2006-09-30 17:16:54
Suggestion: Last time someone posted a fic with excessive profanity it got trashed.

Re: Pokemon:Mystery dungeon,the REAL story starring mudkip and bulbasuar

Posted by: Lishy
Date: 2006-09-30 20:12:12

Suggestion: Last time someone posted a fic with excessive profanity it got trashed.


There i put a warning on the title =)

Re: Pokemon:Mystery dungeon,the REAL story starring,SWEARING AND PROFANITY!

Posted by: Bluelatios
Date: 2007-07-24 18:42:00
I hate to break it to you but: YOUR STORY SUCKS. IT TOTALLY RUINS THE AWESOME STORYLINE THE GAME HAS. I WOULD RATE POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON RED AND BLUE: GAME WITH THE BEST STORYLINE! just pitching in my two cents.