Introduction:Turning into a pokemon
Mudkip:Liek omg im taking a quiz to save a world of pokemon and liek omg onoz omg onoz I R mudkip and my memory will be deleted and ill just be a retard wanering homeless in da plains then a dumb bulbasuar who always makes me lose in a dungeon becuase he never eats the grass gummies when I throw them to him and he never eats my 999 joy seeds!ummm yeah well let the quiz…start!
Question #1 Have you ever made a pitfall trap?
Yes,I Rape them if thier a girl and sexually molest them if they are a child!
Question #2 A foreign person has started up a conversation with you.To be honest, you don't have a clue what this fellow is saying.
f**k you retard!I had enough of your bullship b***h.alstalavista babeh!*shoots person with a mini gun*
Question #3There is an alien invasion.What will you do?
Take out dual uzi's and kill them all!Dis my own planet bishes!I am da 1337 king of da earth so f*** off u zelda cow aliens/ghosts!same goes to south park aliens.
Question #3b You valiantly fight the aliens…
But, you are defeated…
An alien says to you…
"YOU HAVE IMPRESSED US.
IT WAS A PLEASURE TO SEE.
JOIN US, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL
RULE THE WORLD."
What will you do?
f**k YOU PEOPLE,TIME TO CALL MY BEST FRIEND MISSINGNO
Missingno:do de dah.de-de-doh.To-to-to-to-de-do-da……F****CK! *all the aliens and alien ships explode*
Question 4 A human hand extends out of a toilet!
What would you do?
I close the lid on the hand then use liquid hydrogyne to freeze it and let the human torture BEGIN!
Do you like to fight?
I AM SO STRONG I CUASE WARS AND I STILL WIN!
Your country's leader is in front of you.
How do you speak to him or her?
f**kK YOU *takes him hostage for money*
Your are…mudkip.A basterd who rules the human world.You fought back aginst the humans and won.
Forming a rescue team with bulbasuar
mudkip:EN GAURDE BULBASUAR
bulb(short for bulbasuar):????
mudkip:PUT IT BACK *burgers missle out of mud(mudkip for short) and hit bulb*
butterfree:liek omg i abandoned my caterpie for no reason and made a excuse of a fissure making me lose caterpie.save him by doing 3 crappy floors!
3 minutes later
mud:pointless -___- hand me the crappy items
caterpie*makes cute eyes*
1 second later cuz for some reason they teleport to a house
bulb:heres a house im giving u for completly free with no catches even though ur mean to me!
mud:MY VERY OWN GIANT DILDO.God thats one stiff cock!Ill take him in my room every night…to play with,and name him george!
bulb:Why are u touching your penis?It looks fun but I am not human so i dont got one
mud:ha ha y00 n00b!I owns joo!
bulb:lets form a rescue team and if u dont ill keep asking u
1 billion years when reyquaza failed to stop the comit but for some reason everything is still the way it is cuz mudkip didnt do anything but argue
mud:NOOOOOO FOR THE GOD DAMNED f**kEN LAST TIME.NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
bulb:Are team is called "pokemon"
mud:On my game its called MissingNo
bulb:mudkip why are you bluuuuue?HA HA UR NOT GREEN!
mud:f**kEN RACIST BASTERD!
The next day
bulb:so are you ready to go save megnetmites cuz even though they are like 15 levels higher then us they got owned
bulb:…….10 MINUTES LATER BISH!
10 minutes later
mud:waste of time!
magnemite:WE ALL HAVE DA SAME NAME!
bulb:Save the forest.Kill a beaver!!!
mud:BISH!U NO MAKE JOKES
megnemite:SHUT THE f**k UP WITH THE GOD *DAMNED* CAPITALS.JUST SHUT THE *f**k* UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mud:lols u need anger managment.
megnemite:*zaps mud with thundershock even though he didnt learn it yet*
bulb:omg I found out what a ds is based on! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Donkeykong1_ingame.jpg
mud:why are we being so random
megnemite:Why does my name have a typo?
magnetone:You idiots blahber so much I already fused(evolved)
mud:thank god chapter 2 is over!!!!