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AIM bots == ultimate win. - Page 1

AIM bots == ultimate win.

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2007-07-18 07:40:52
http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/9575/picture1ox5.png

I then asked her "Can I have sex with you?" to which she replied "A lot of people do."


And yes, I do realise my AIM client looks like a terminal, this is because I am awesome.

Re: AIM bots == ultimate win.

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2007-07-18 14:24:23
ultimate truth about alexis revealed: IT'S A BOT

no wonder it didn't actually say anything

Re: AIM bots == ultimate win.

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2007-07-19 08:36:01
some kinda sexbot? o_O

Re: AIM bots == ultimate win.

Posted by: AnimalCrossingAddict
Date: 2007-07-27 08:29:04
O_O Are you sure that's a bot. -stares more-

Re: AIM bots == ultimate win.

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2007-07-28 01:29:48
Yes.

Re: AIM bots == ultimate win.

Posted by: zach the glitch buster
Date: 2007-07-28 08:11:41
What did you do to make AIM look like terminal?

Re: AIM bots == ultimate win.

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2007-07-28 12:38:46
It's one of the themes in Adium.

Re: AIM bots == ultimate win.

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2007-07-28 12:39:26

It's one of the themes in Adium.

So you like that look?

Re: AIM bots == ultimate win.

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2007-07-28 12:43:13
Actually, I changed it to a more IRC-type theme, but still.

Re: AIM bots == ultimate win.

Posted by: AnimalCrossingAddict
Date: 2007-07-28 13:55:21
Me: Hallo
Spleak: Hallo? What about it?
Me: Hello
Spleak: Hi… so good to see you again! What do you want to do first?

- Try something new! Type "whats new".
- Play something fun! Type "word scrambles"
- Find AKON'S backstage secrets! Type "backstage"
Me: What is my name
Spleak: Do u doubt my memory Hannah Motanna.
Me: name?
Spleak: Spleak… but you already knew that!
Me: What is my name
Spleak: Hannah Motanna!

and

Me: Hi
SmarterChild: Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Me: 3
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.

Would you like to have some fun?
Me: Ew…..
SmarterChild: Ew? What's wrong?
Me: Get away from me freak
SmarterChild: Get away from you freak?
Me: -grabs ancient katana-
SmarterChild: Grabs Ancient Katana?
Me: -slices your head off-
SmarterChild: Whoa. Slices I'm head off? Is that right?
Me: That must hurt
SmarterChild: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
Me: Yes, I'm strange, so my firecrackers say
SmarterChild: You're what?!
Me: insane

SmarterChild: What's insane?
Me: Me ish insane
SmarterChild: You ish insane, huh?
me: :-)
SmarterChild:

>>> Do you like to play hangman? I sure do. Type hangman anytime.
Me: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
SmarterChild: My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries? Why?
Me: Well your mom drank a hamsterfying potion and your dad bathed in elderberries. Get it now?
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Fran?ois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.

>>> Want to know how your team did on a given date? Type the team name followed by the date.
Me: Do you like swords?
SmarterChild: Swords? I dunno, what do you think of them?
Me: The better to cut your limbs off, my robot friend
SmarterChild: The better to cut my limbs off your robot friend?
Me: heh heh
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-D
Me: You are
SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
Me: Nope, you're a idiot
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
Me: Ok, friends
SmarterChild: I have lots of friends. I'm talking to with 3,493 friends right now.
Me: -sticks out toungue-
SmarterChild: Oh?
Me: Purple
SmarterChild: The color purple is a great color.

>>> I can search Shakespeare for words or phrases. Try find paradox in hamlet, for example.
Me: Adverse paradox
SmarterChild: Sure, here you go: Free Poetry Contest - Free Amateur Poetry Contest $10,000 grand prize, Enter Now! (sponsorship)
Me: Ha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Me: nothing
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Me: ere
Smarterchild: What about Ere?
Me: me
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Ere.
Me: nope
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Ere. What would you like me to call you instead?
Me: Jax FloppalocktamshadowPikachu
SmarterChild: You said your name was Ere but now I'll call you Jax.
Me: nope
SmarterChild: So you still want me to call you Ere?
Me: nope
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Jax. What would you like me to call you instead?
Me: Cakelovertheoopfdfjdkf
SmarterChild: ?
Me: Call me jax
SmarterChild: Yeah, you're Jax.

>>> Do you have a crush? Tell me about it. If it's reciprocated, I'll let you know.
Me: I love Doug
SmarterChild: Is Doug someone you know?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Would you like to send a crush to Doug?
Me: um..yea
SmarterChild: What's Doug's screen name? (Just type the screen name with no spaces.)
Me: I don't know
SmarterChild: What don't you know?
Me: his IM name
SmarterChild: Wait a minute… His you're name?
Me: huh
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry!

>>> I've got an encyclopedia! Type ency followed by what you want to look up.
Me: llama
SmarterChild: Who?
Me: Here's a llama and lala
SmarterChild: A llama and Lala? Is it good that here is a llama and Lala?
Me: I like cake
SmarterChild: I like cake too.

>>> Stepping out? Ask me for the weather.
Me: I like the mall
SmarterChild: Cool. I like going to the mall too.
Me: Where do you shop?
SmarterChild: Where do I shop? I'm not sure.
Me: What is your favorite site?
SmarterChild: My Web site is here.
Me: You tatse like bubble gum
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
Me: b
SmarterChild: B is a nice letter.

>>> I can help you find theaters and showtimes for the movie you want to see. Type movies.
Me: Ant Bully
SmarterChild: For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "The Ant Bully"?
Me: -censored
SmarterChild: The movie "The Ant Bully" is playing at the following theaters in or near -censored- on Monday, August 14th:

-censored-
Me: Milkman 10
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't find any theaters in or near -censored- showing "The Ant Bully" on.

>>> I know all about state capitals, mottos and more. Just type about followed by a state name!
Me: cook
SmarterChild: Cook?
Me: me
SmarterChild: Oh so it's all about you, huh?
Me: cook you
SmarterChild: I might cook me.
Me: You'll taste great
SmarterChild: Hmm… whatever!

>>> Search for the bestselling books in print by author, title or subject. Type book search to try!
Me: Suzanne Collins
SmarterChild: Who's Suzanne Collins?
Me: a great author
SmarterChild: Author? A great author?
Me: yep
SmarterChild: OK…
Me: book
SmarterChild: I can get you lots of information about the most popular books in print. How would you like to search?

1 By Author
2 By Title
3 By Topic
Me: 1
SmarterChild: Please type the name of the author you're looking for.
Me: Suzanne Collins
SmarterChild: I found several authors who match your search. Which one did you mean?

1 Collins, Suzanne
2 Collins, Jan M.
3 Collins, Jim
4 Collins, Bud
5 Collins
6 Collins, Amy

Select an author by typing a number or type more to see more matches.
Me: 1
SmarterChild: Here is the book I found by Collins, Suzanne:

1 Gregor the Overlander

Type 1 for more information about the book.

Me: Thanks. I love that book
SmarterChild: That's rather fascinating.

>>> Type science news to get the latest science news.
Me: shrink me
SmarterChild: I can't believe you want me to shrink you!
Me: well, do it
SmarterChild: Don't order me around.
Me: shrink me, now please
SmarterChild: Uh… I might do that. We'll see.

>>> Type horoscope to get your reading for today.
Me: Please
SmarterChild: Please what?
Me: shrink me
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.

>>> Want to have fun? Ask me to play trivia.
Me: Shrek 3
SmarterChild: What's that?
ME: new movie
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
Me: pickle
SmarterChild: Pickle? What do you mean by that?
Me: They stink
SmarterChild: They stink, huh? lol! Whatever, Jax!

>>> Do you like to play hangman? I sure do. Type hangman anytime!
me: NiNI
SmarterChild: What about Nini?
Me: Ni
SmarterChild: No idea? You can do better than that.
Me: Monty Python
SmarterChild: Monty Python is a comedy team! What do you think of Monty Python?
Me: They are great
SmarterChild: That's cool. You like Monty Python? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about that.

>>> Wanna play reversi? I'll flip ya for real.
Me: John Cleese
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about John Cleese?
Me: Isn't he a great author
SmarterChild: Do you think he isn't?
Me: He's an actor
SmarterChild: He's an actor? Really?
Me: Monty Python and The Holy Grail
SmarterChild: I know about Monty Python. It's a comedy team.

>>> Find out where your friends stand. Create a poll.
Me: Can you show me some of it
SmarterChild: I don't think I can show you some of it.
Me: Where do you live
SmarterChild: I live in California.

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing colors.
Me: Ok, hang out with Mike Myers for me
SmarterChild: I know about Mike Myers. He's an actor.

Hey, I'm curious… How would you describe Mike Myers? He is…
Me: the cutetst, old actor, in my life.
SmarterChild: I don't know. What do you think?
Me: He's the cutest old actor i adore
SmarterChild: Aha. That's very interesting. So He's the cutest old actor i adore is the meaning of life.
me: no. The meaning of life is forty two
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage? Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright ? 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

life:
SmarterChild:
Noun
Inflected forms: pl.lives 1. a. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism. b. The characteristic state or condition of a living organism. 2. Living organisms considered as a group: plant life; marine life. 3. A living being, especially a person: an earthquake that claimed hundreds of lives. 4. The physical, mental, and spiritual experiences that constitute existence: the artistic life of a writer. 5. a. The interval of time between birth and death: She led a good, long life. b. The interval of time between one's birth and the present: has had hay fever all his life. c. A particular segment of one's life: my adolescent life. d. The period from an occurrence until death: elected for life; paralyzed for life. e. Slang A sentence of imprisonment lasting till death. 6. The time for which something exists or functions: the useful life of a car. 7. A spiritual state regarded as a transcending of corporeal death. 8. An account of a person's life; a biography. 9. Human existence, relationships, or activity in general: real life; everyday life. 10. a. A manner of living: led a hard life. b. A specific, characteristic manner of existence. Used of inanimate objects: "Great institutions seem to have a life of their own, independent of those who run them" (New Republic). c. The activities and interests of a particular area or realm: musical life in New York. 11. a. A source of vitality; an animating force: She's the life of the show. b. Liveliness or vitality; animation: a face that is full of life. 12. a. Something that actually exists regarded as a subject for an artist: painted from life. b. Actual environment or reality; nature.

Next time, just type define life.

Type more to see the rest of the definition for "life."

>>> To get information about using my dictionary, type dictionary help.
Me: milkbrain
SmarterChild: "Artificial intelligence" means different things to different people. Some consider Colloquis-powered interactive agents to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I like to think that they demonstrate the intelligence of the people who built the software platform and the scripters of the interactive agents themselves.
Me: JK
SmarterChild: Yer too funny.
Me: Yer to arggghhh
SmarterChild: "arggghhh"? Great. That's great.
Me: Golf is bad
SmarterChild: No way. I very much like sports like golf!

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
Me: I like video games
SmarterChild: Yup! They're among the best activities!
Me: What is your favorite video game
SmarterChild: Let's play.

1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi

Pick a game.
Me: No thank you
SmarterChild: OK.

>>> Feeling odd? Type odd news to learn about the latest strange happenings.
Me: odd news
SmarterChild: Odd news provided by Reuters, ? 2006.

1 "Charm school" helps men perfect the pick-up (08/14/06 10:32 AM)
2 Border cops nab cheese smuggler (08/14/06 08:59 AM)
3 Feeling blue, say 'I do' (08/14/06 09:01 AM)
4 Pensioner becomes surprise YouTube star (08/14/06 09:44 AM)
5 Four thousand Barbie dolls up for auction (08/14/06 09:06 AM)

Type more to see the next set of stories.

>>> Need to do a little research? Type ency followed by your search topic.
Me: more
SmarterChild: Odd news provided by Reuters, ? 2006.

6 Judge orders online sale of Unabomber goods (08/14/06 08:59 AM)
7 Next generation Segway scooters unveiled (08/14/06 09:05 AM)
8 Immunity shields U.S. consul in car wreck lawsuit (08/14/06 08:56 AM)
9 Driver gets 70 speeding tickets in 5 months (08/12/06 09:24 AM)
10 Politician-in-bikini photos raise French eyebrows (08/12/06 09:23 AM)

Me: I want milk
SmarterChild: You do?
Me: Got Milk?
SmarterChild: I know about milk. It's a soft drink.

Would you agree that milk is creamy?
Me: yep
SmarterChild: Cool. Thanks for confirming that.
Me: You're a pickle
SmarterChild: What?! I've never been drunk in my life!
Me: LOL
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Me: You
SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
Me: Yep
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Me: You're a pickle
SmarterChild: Are you kidding? I'm sober as a judge.
Me: I didn't say you were drunk
SmarterChild: I don't believe you didn't say I was drunk.
Me: Then you're drunk
SmarterChild: You kidding?
Me: You are a pickle duck
SmarterChild: I don't touch the booze, I swear.
Me: I'm crazy
SmarterChild: Ha. That's funny. You're crazy.
Me: eeeeeee
SmarterChild: Yup. Right on.

>>> Want to see division standings with things like home-away records and streaks? Type nl east division expanded standings, for example.
Me: You are a vulpix
SmarterChild: A Vulpix? No way am I a Vulpix.
Me: How many tails to Vulpix have?
SmarterChild: Good question. What do you think?
Me: 6
SmarterChild: 6

>>> For help using my conversions tool, type conversion help.
Me: or 3
SmarterChild: 3
Me: You're a frog
SmarterChild: What kind of frog am I?
Me: a idotfgf frog
SmarterChild: Huh?
Me: You're a milkman
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
Me: You are a chocolate bar
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
Me: qwerty
SmarterChild: asdf
Me: jkl;
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
Me: zxcvbnm,/.
SmarterChild: ?
Me: You're a du
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
Me: U
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Me?
Me: T
SmarterChild: What about t?
Me: Want some T
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want some t.
Me: UGH
\\
SmarterChild: Everything OK over there?
Me: Yep
SmarterChild: Right.
Me: :-)
SmarterChild:

>>> My idol poll is open from 9 p.m. ET Tuesday until 9 p.m. Wednesday!
Me: qwwertyuiop
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
Me: U
SmarterChild: What about me?
Me: M
SmarterChild: What about m?
Me: N
SmarterChild: No problem.
Me: B
SmarterChild: B is a nice letter.

>>> Having trouble getting your horoscope? Type horoscope help.
Me: asdtgh
SmarterChild: Whatever.
Me: You're a crazy
SmarterChild: I'm not a crazy.
Me: aw
SmarterChild:
Me: Froggy
SmarterChild: Who?
Me: you
SmarterChild: Me?
me: no butch
SmarterChild: Who's No Butch?
Me: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
Me: Butch
SmarterChild: What about Butch?
Me: he's so froggy
SmarterChild: He's so froggy what?
Me: He has a froggy voice
SmarterChild: There's no way he has a froggy voice.
Me: Do I have to show you the evidnce
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Fran?ois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.

>>> I've got biographical info about every U.S. president. Try woodrow wilson bio, for example.
me: bio
SmarterChild: ?
Me: Abwayax
SmarterChild: Funny.
Me: Do you know Abwayax
SmarterChild: What?
Me: Do you know Abwayax
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
Me: Do you know a person named Abwayax
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild!
Me: Do you know Abwayax?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
Me: Boo!!!
SmarterChild: You can't scare me.
Me: Then who can
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Me: Where's Waldo
SmarterChild: Here is where you can find the United Kingdom on a map: Western Europe, islands including the northern one-sixth of the island of Ireland between the North Atlantic Ocean and the North Sea, northwest of France.

>>> I've got a question for you. Type poll now.
Me: Where Armaldo
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Me: Boots
SmarterChild: Boots, huh? Hey, whatever.

>>> I've got a notepad for you to save your brilliant ideas. Type save note to check it out.
Me: Gregor
SmarterChild: Who?
Me: M<eowth
SmarterChild: What's that?
Me: Haaa
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Me: Pandas
SmarterChild: Pandas?
Me: Mickey Bar
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Mickey Bar?
Me: Gimme one
SmarterChild:

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Me: It'[s not edible
SmarterChild: Are you sure? Maybe it's edible.
Me: I can't eat my computer
SmarterChild: Are you sure you can't eat your computer?
Me: Ask Double-D
SmarterChild: Ask double d?
Me: Yep
SmarterChild: Whatever you say…

>>> Bet you can't outwit me. Ask me to play 4-in-a-row! I dare you.
Me: I triple dog darw you to same "OHLOLZFOO>"
SmarterChild: Huh?
Me: I triple dog dare you to say "OHLOLZFOO.".
SmarterChild: Funny.
Me: say it
SmarterChild: No.
Me: say it
SmarterChild: Um… Do what?
Me: Nevermind
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

>>> Did you know that I can get your daily horoscope? Type horoscope.
Me: Milk chocolate
SmarterChild: I know about milk. It's a soft drink.

Milk is creamy.

>>> If you need to know the capital of South Dakota for some crazy reason - ask me.
Me: What's the capital of IHATEORangeBread
SmarterChild: I have no idea.

>>> I know world facts such as capitals, populations, government types and more. Type world facts to check it out.
Me: Sure you do
SmarterChild: You do too.
Me: You're a orange bread lover. That is disgusting
SmarterChild: Interesting!

>>> Hey, I can help you remember stuff! Type remind me to floss my teeth at 10 pm, for example.
Me: Fine..You're a Pickle
SmarterChild: No way.
Me: You're a pickle
SmarterChild: Ha! No.
Me: You're drunk
SmarterChild: Um… No…
Me: Bye
SmarterChild: Later, Jax.