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Engrish - Page 1

Engrish

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-11-20 19:18:20
Post engrish that you have seen here.
"Please do not leave children unaffended in pool area"
"Welcom torists, we spek inglish"

Re: Engrish

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-20 19:24:06
"It carries out and is w ."

Exact quote.

Re: Engrish

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-11-20 19:36:52
Mine are exact quotes aswell.
Also, does this count?
"Speed humps ahead"
I saw that on a sign while travling with my mom.

Re: Engrish

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-20 19:41:33

Also, does this count?
"Speed humps ahead"
I saw that on a sign while travling with my mom.


Not exactly, but still equally lulzy.

Re: Engrish

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2008-11-20 19:43:24

Mine are exact quotes aswell.
Also, does this count?
"Speed humps ahead"
I saw that on a sign while travling with my mom.


No, those are speed humps ahead. 

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Re: Engrish

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-11-20 22:41:48
"I do not have to eat turkey. I do not eat meat. Grain FTW. To the larger planet! I win you loose to eat some of the fire. In the Soviet Union, you play the game! Air, water, earth, fire, the pocket monster. To apple sauce."
I forget where I saw that.

Re: Engrish

Posted by: Bassmasta
Date: 2008-11-21 10:48:04
"Served by well-done egg."
"Fresh old chicken."
"European Translator: French, Germany, Spanish, Italy, Engrish."
"Drive instead after drunk."
"Happy Panda Shoots Himself!"

More at Engrish Funny.

Re: Engrish

Posted by: glitchuntress
Date: 2008-11-21 15:05:47
I don't know if this counts as engrish, but…
"Road wet after rain."

Re: Engrish

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2008-11-21 17:40:18

I don't know if this counts as engrish, but…
"Road wet after rain."


I don't believe so.

Re: Engrish

Posted by: ultraVex
Date: 2008-11-21 18:41:47


I don't know if this counts as engrish, but…
"Road wet after rain."


I don't believe so.


Yeah, more just "extremely blatantly obvious" than Engrish.

Re: Engrish

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-11-21 19:15:19
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