Can people call the cops on you...
Posted by: MissingNo
Date: 2006-08-31 14:40:23
Geez. A little 8-10 year old calling the cops on me for MOVING A SEAGULL ONTO THE EDGE OF CITY PROPERTY! And I had people watching me, too.
[Neighbor] What are you DOING?!?!?
[Me] Some idiot put a dead seagull on my lawn. So I'm moving it.
[Neighbor] …
[Little Kid] I'm calling the cops on you!
Well, I should call the cops on the kid, he hits me all the time, takes my stuff and runs, and then the ice cream truck comes around, and guess what? His mom doesn't care. She gives him money. They don't care. The kid's hitting me and I get in trouble?!? What kind of screwed up world are we in now?!?!
BTW; don't have kids.
The kid taking my stuff…
One day I was helping set up a trampoline for the brat and he takes off with my MOM'S CAR KEYS!
[Kid's Mom] ——, give Dakota his keys so he can go home.
The kid throws the keys and then runs, picks them up, and runs some more.
Did I mention I have ASTHMA?!?
He did this with my CD boombox, my Easy Button, my dad's mallet, my mom's car keys, and he GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Question: If you were his mom, what would you do?
BTW; I'm gonna print out the best responses (state if you want to remain anonomous) and give them to her. I'll let you know if yours will be used.
If it's used- I'll give you some of my internets! So make them good, mkay?