Funny joke
Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-10-24 03:48:38
Anyone else wanting to post up jokes, place them here. We all need a good laugh. You mayalso comment on the jokes that get posted up.
Glitch City Laboratories closed on 1 September 2020 (announcement). This is an archived copy of a thread from Glitch City Laboratories Forums.
You can join Glitch City Research Institute to ask questions or discuss current developments.
You may also download the archive of this forum in .tar.gz, .sql.gz, or .sqlite.gz formats.
These are the oldest jokes ever. No offense.
"moms inside the kitchen fucking the turkey!
These are the oldest jokes ever. No offense.
Oh do sod off you tit. This is funny.
Oi Jolteon, maybe you should do standup.
These are the greatest jokes ever. Seriously.
Oh I'm glad you agree my friend. This is funny.
Oi Jolteon, maybe you should do standup.
MEGA ROFLCOPTER! Where did you find these?
I got some insult/jokes. They were originally "blond" jokes, but I edited them slightly.
My idiot friend called me and asked me for my phone number.
Yesterday I went to my idiot friend's house and he was staring at an orange juice box. I asked him "why", he said "because it says concentrate"
His idiot girlfriend put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
My idiot friend tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order.
He tried to drown a fish.
He got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
He tripped over a cordless phone.
He asked for a price check at the dollar store.
He slept with a ruler to see how long he slept.
He studied for a blood test.
When he heard that 90% all crimes occur around the home, he moved.
When he missed the 44 bus he took the 22 bus twice
When he took me to an airport he saw a sign that said airport left, then he turned around and went home.
MEGA ROFLCOPTER! Where did you find these?
I got some insult/jokes. They were originally "blond" jokes, but I edited them slightly.
My idiot friend called me and asked me for my phone number.
Yesterday I went to my idiot friend's house and he was staring at an orange juice box. I asked him "why", he said "because it says concentrate"
His idiot girlfriend put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
My idiot friend tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order.
He tried to drown a fish.
He got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
He tripped over a cordless phone.
He asked for a price check at the dollar store.
He slept with a ruler to see how long he slept.
He studied for a blood test.
When he heard that 90% all crimes occur around the home, he moved.
When he missed the 44 bus he took the 22 bus twice
When he took me to an airport he saw a sign that said airport left, then he turned around and went home.
The Hippie and the Nun
Once upon a time (Approximately, 30 years ago) there was a Hipster who had just gotten stoned. He got on a bus and sat at the back where there was a Nun reading the Bible. Being stoned, he asked, Hey. Wanna hook up and score? The Nun simply replied, No no, thank-you anyway. My virginity is Sacred. Feeling stupid, the Hippie finally gets to his stop and is about to leave when the bus driver stops him.
Dude, if you really want to hook up with her, you should go down to the Church every Sunday. She is a Christian and a dedicated one too. She literally LOVES Jesus! This gave him an idea
He dressed up as Jesus and walked into the Church on Sunday. Sure enough, he saw the Nun praying. He walked up to her, held out his arms and said, Behold. I am the mighty Jesus Christ. Lets score. She was overjoyed
After it was over he ripped off the Costume and screamed, Hah! Im really the Hippie!.
The Nun simply replied, And Im really the Bus Driver.
There's one in my sig too.