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GOD I AM SO DIZZY DAMN FUCK - Page 1

GOD I AM SO DIZZY DAMN FUCK

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2013-11-03 14:25:38
SO LIKE.

I WAS PLAYING THE SIMPSONS HIT AND RUN TODAY.

AND I WAS FUCKING AROUND WITH THE HORN JUMP CODE AND SHIT.

AND THEN I'M JUST DRIVING ON AIR AND THERE'S CARS AND PEOPLE DRIVING AROUND LIKE NORMAL.

ANYWAY I DID THIS FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES AND NOW I'M DIZZY AS HELL.

I FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING SOME KIND OF OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE OR SOMETHING.

SO YEAH.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Re: GOD I AM SO DIZZY DAMN FUCK

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2013-11-03 16:51:23
bert….hey bert…are you like…on the wacky tobacky?
o_o

Re: GOD I AM SO DIZZY DAMN FUCK

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2013-11-03 16:56:09
that game was sorta okay probably.

neat time killer but wasn't really my thing.

doesn't mean i didn't both finish and play the shit out of it though. its complicated.

Re: GOD I AM SO DIZZY DAMN f**k

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2013-11-03 17:05:58
NO TACHI YOU SILLY BILLY DID YOU READ MY POST AT ALL.

THE HORN JUMP TRICK CAN MESS UP THE GAME AND CONFUSE IT AND FAIL TO LOAD CERTAIN PARTS OF THE AREA.

WHAT HAPPENS IS, WITHOUT ANY ACTUAL ENVIRONMENT, YOU ARE DRIVING ON AIR. THERE IS A BLUE VOID UNDERNEATH YOU. IF YOU JUMP (OR EVEN WALK FOR THAT MATTER), YOU WILL FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR INDEFINITELY.

HOWEVER, THERE IS STILL TRAFFIC AND PEDESTRIANS. YOU CAN USE THESE AS A GUIDE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU'RE GOING. THE CLOSEST THING TO AN ENVIRONMENT OTHER THAN THE VOID, IS DISTANT SCENERY WHICH LOOKS LIKE HOUSES ON A HILL.

ANYWAY BECAUSE OF THE VOID'S BEHAVIOR (YOUR CAR WILL BOUNCE AROUND AND TUMBLE DOWN AN INVISIBLE HILL DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU ARE), AND BECAUSE OF ITS BRIGHT BLUE SHADE, IT MAKES YOU DIZZY.

AS I AM, BUT NOT ANYMORE.

/Caps.

Re: GOD I AM SO DIZZY DAMN FUCK

Posted by: Yuzihax
Date: 2013-11-03 17:33:26
explain more mundane, everyday things in this caps-y, questionably enraged style.

it interests me in ways that i am not quite sure about.

Re: GOD I AM SO DIZZY DAMN f**k

Posted by: Raven Freak
Date: 2013-11-03 17:48:17
Play Sonic Lost World for the 3DS and make it to the Special Stage, then come back to this topic. You will be dizzy trust me. Never played The Simpsons Hit and Run but i've watched my girlfriend play it. :P

Re: GOD I AM SO DIZZY DAMN f**k

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2013-11-03 17:59:36
OH YOU THINK THE SPECIAL WARULD IN SANIC LOST WORLD IS BAD.

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED SANIC 3/AND KNUCKLES' SPECIAL ZONE?

Y'KNOW, RUNNING AROUND AND COLLECTING BLUE SPHERES?

THE FUCKING LEVEL SPEEDS UP AS YOU GO ALONG AND THE TURNS ARE SUDDEN. THE FLOOR MADE UP OF BRIGHT COLORED SQUARES SO EPILEPTIC IT WOULD PUT PORYGON TO SHAME.

AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT FOUR SPHERES AWAY FROM GETTING THE MAGIC MACGUFFIN, THE SPEED INCREASES TO A POINT THAT YOU CAN BARELY TELL WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AND IT MAKES YOU RUN FASTER AS WELL. HAVE FUN AVOIDING THE RED SPHERES NOW!

@YUZIHAX I MIGHT JUST START A THREAD HERE FOR MY INCOHERENT RAMBLINGS.

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Posted by: tachi
Date: 2013-11-04 09:43:53

OH YOU THINK THE SPECIAL WARULD IN SANIC LOST WORLD IS BAD.

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED SANIC 3/AND KNUCKLES' SPECIAL ZONE?

Y'KNOW, RUNNING AROUND AND COLLECTING BLUE SPHERES?

THE FUCKING LEVEL SPEEDS UP AS YOU GO ALONG AND THE TURNS ARE SUDDEN. THE FLOOR MADE UP OF BRIGHT COLORED SQUARES SO EPILEPTIC IT WOULD PUT PORYGON TO SHAME.

AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT FOUR SPHERES AWAY FROM GETTING THE MAGIC MACGUFFIN, THE SPEED INCREASES TO A POINT THAT YOU CAN BARELY TELL WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AND IT MAKES YOU RUN FASTER AS WELL. HAVE FUN AVOIDING THE RED SPHERES NOW!

@YUZIHAX I MIGHT JUST START A THREAD HERE FOR MY INCOHERENT RAMBLINGS.

uhhhh….the sonic 3 specials never made me dizzy though…

and if the simpsons game is so bad then why not stop playing it?

Re: GOD I AM SO DIZZY DAMN f**k

Posted by: Raven Freak
Date: 2013-11-04 14:08:38
The S3K special stages are a cake walk to complete though and don't make you dizzy. xD But this thread is just full of win. :V Shouldn't it be merged with the Member's guide to topiclessness though? :P

Re: GOD I AM SO DIZZY DAMN f**k

Posted by: Bert
Date: 2013-11-04 14:47:35
MERGE MY TOPIC AND ALL WILL DIE.

BUT ANYWAY I SHOULD ADMIT THAT I'VE YET TO PLAY SONIC LOST WORLD BUT I JUST DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANY SPECIAL ZONE COULD BE AS TERRIBLE AS S3/K. MIND YOU I TEND TO MARATHON THE SPECIAL STAGES ON THAT GAME SO MAYBE THAT'S WHY I HATE THEM SO MUCH.

@TACHI I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW DIZZY I WAS UNTIL AFTER I STOPPED PLAYING IT.

I'M GLAD YOU ARE ENTERTAINED BY MY CAPS LOCK WHINY MUSINGS.

Re: GOD I AM SO DIZZY DAMN FUCK

Posted by: tachi
Date: 2013-11-05 21:31:09

MERGE MY TOPIC AND ALL WILL DIE.

BUT ANYWAY I SHOULD ADMIT THAT I'VE YET TO PLAY SONIC LOST WORLD BUT I JUST DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANY SPECIAL ZONE COULD BE AS TERRIBLE AS S3/K. MIND YOU I TEND TO MARATHON THE SPECIAL STAGES ON THAT GAME SO MAYBE THAT'S WHY I HATE THEM SO MUCH.

@TACHI I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW DIZZY I WAS UNTIL AFTER I STOPPED PLAYING IT.

I'M GLAD YOU ARE ENTERTAINED BY MY CAPS LOCK WHINY MUSINGS.
I CAN CRAPS ROCK TOO!!!