Another Day at the Office - MSPA - Page 1
Since Phrawger is doing so well with his, I've decided to make one myself. Without further adeu, I present
Another Day at the Office
You never did like pictures, but the tie looks nice. Wait, you've forgotten to write your name on your updated employee ID! Your Boss will dock your pay for sure if you come in with a blank ID Card! Better fill it in quick.
You can't hide in THE BOSS MAN'S SAFE, you don't have the key. And peeing on him will only make him dock your pay even more, not fire you.
> Finds keys in desk drawer
> Wake up to find self in Wonderland, where the white BUNNEH is next to you.
> Quickly retrieve arms from safe.
Before you can procede on any of the odd ideas that suddenly sprung into your head, your boss beckons to you. Which is odd, considering the only time he isn't yelling at you or docking your pay is when something bad is happening that he's going to make you fix for him.
He tosses you the keys to the safe, explaining that the factory workers are doing absolutely nothing and that they are most likely striking again. He says you can keep anything from the safe if you stop their striking, but he'll have to dock your pay for it. Awww, nuts.
Inside the safe, you find a LIGHT GUN, a copy of CONTRA 4 for said LIGHT GUN, TWENTY BUCKS, THREE DOLLARS IN QUARTERS and a crudely drawn, bust still effective HEAVY PLASMA