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MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls - Page 1

MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-06-06 06:49:47
[IMG]http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii29/atoms2ashes/po.png[/img]

You awake to find yourself in a barren field, with no memory of who you are. Seeing the retarded surroundings, you assume you are affected by the Tetris effect, except it involves MS Paint. You see a sign behind you, which leads to two new areas of great interest.


Inventory:

Leaf
- Can be used as a Musical Instrument.

Piece of paper
- Writing base.

Nintendo DS
- Warps to a world of MAGICKAL FUNN.


Skillz:

Level 2 NAMIFICATION
- Names anything and everything. Cannot affect animals.

Level 1 GOBBLE
- Eats an acquired food item with double the effect.

Level 1 FIND PERSON
- Leads to another person to find Quests or new Party Mates.

Re: Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 10:06:14
> Chew Gum.

Re: Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-06 11:26:28
> LEVEL 2 WORDTECHS: NAMIFICATE on self
Name self Max Fightmaster

Re: Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-06-07 02:43:49
[IMG]http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii29/atoms2ashes/pe.png[/img]

Seeing the box in the upper left corner, it must be your new inventory screen.

You chewed the gum, but unfortunately, it was not your favorite flavor.

YOU DISCARDED GUM


You try to namificate yourself, but Alas! A "WRITING INSTRUMENT" object is needed for Level 2 NAMIFICATE skill.

You see a CHEST behind you.

Re: MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-06-07 04:25:35
> Stab self with leaf, write with own blood to NAMIFICATE self as Mike Litoris.

Re: MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2009-06-07 04:26:46
Open chest. If locked, buy key from nearest store and open chest.

Re: MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-07 11:56:01
Screw that
> Smash DS and use shards of DS to pick lock of CHEST as someone with the distinction of being Max Fightmaster would do.

Re: MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-07 12:07:41
> Smoke leaf

Re: MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-06-08 07:34:38
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You could not smoke the leaf without "Level 3 ROGUE SKILL" and a "FLAMING IMPLEMENT" item. So you have to wait a while longer to use the "DRUG ELEMENTS" in the leaf.

The chest was indeed locked but the nearest shop was 300 km away, in the land of WIMMINFOLK COMPANIONS. Screw walking, use another plan.

You break the DS into shards and used the shards as a lock pick for the chest.

DISCARDED NINTENDO DS

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Upon opening the CHEST you find a mysterious chest armor. The item name is BRA. Perhaps an acronym for BATLE READY ARMOR. You take it into your inventory.

BRA added in inventory.

Re: MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-06-08 08:18:34
> Eat bra

Re: MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-06-10 05:57:07
You eat the bra. Fortunately you have a great digestive system, but it is such a shame to rid of a new piece of armor.

ATE BRA

Max Fightmaster felt funny. He became dizzy. And collapsed.

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When you wake up, you find that you have a curvier shape and you have a larger chest. Maybe the BATTLE READY ARMOR attaches itself from the inside!

Then you notice that your penis is gone.

Re: MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-06-10 07:55:48
> Post pictures of tits on interwebs

Re: MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-06-11 05:28:51
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But alas! You do not have an INTERWEBS SIMULATOR. And you do not have a CAMWEBZ to take a picture of your new tits.

Re: MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: glitchhunter09
Date: 2009-08-10 11:35:06
I like my new tits. *Plays with them*

Re: MSPA - Another Story: Forte Lulls

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2009-08-15 21:08:21
(Paint was acting up, no new pic until next post)

You play with your new tits. You enjoy how they bounce.
Suddenly three MENN appear. They blush upon seeing a WIMMINZ with real tits.

Since you have eaten your BRAH, you are left exposed and bare.