Re: Worst Video Game... EVER
Posted by: Guy
Date: 2009-02-14 05:02:32
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Sorry. I was meaning to edit that a while ago, but now you see that it is C*****s R*****e. If anybody knows what this game actually is, ypu will know why I do not want to talk about it.
You must have received a broken game as mine works just fine with no errors except being unable to get one egg in the second flying level.
Goldenballs for the DS is terrible, I have it and in the Nintendo Official Magazine it is rated 8/100. There is no strategy in it at all, just plain luck and at any moment someone can steal off you or end the game in a draw.
Gameplay is horrible, all you do is give yourself a name and pick who you are out of a scientist a lawyer and a few other people and then just pick your balls. The graphics are also very bad, the game mainly consists of bad quality videos from the television and you play with bobblehead characters which have textures similar to the N64.
The sound is also abyssmal it just copies it off the programme in its videos, regardless of that there is no music and when it is the bluffing round every character says a load of jibberish, it is the same jibberish for every character. There is no excting story except something like you're a normal contestent on Goldenballs; (to be laughed at) plus in my opinion there is no real joy in playing the game if you do not win any real money.
The game is short but at the same time quite dull and there is a great chance of just losing by the last minute due to luck, the time I actually won the layout of the highscores made me sick, the scores were something like 2 for #2 3 for #3 and I apparantly I actually won a few ?1000 so I don't know how its possible other players could have won ?2 ?3 etc. It doesn't even say anything afterwards, its a very slow, quiet, and strange game.