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The Longest "Your Mom" Joke

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-01-03 13:13:41
Basically, it's like the "Ultimate Cheat Code" and other story games you add to. But there are a few differences. First, it should insult your mom, humorously is fine. Second, it should be only one sentence. That means you'd copy and paste the last person's sentence, add to it, then post it. There's no limit to how much you can add. Maybe if we participate for a while, the resulting sentence could be usable against someone's mom. XD

Your mom is so fat that she…

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Posted by: RPBnimrod
Date: 2008-01-03 13:23:26
sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that…

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Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-01-03 13:28:29
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth…

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Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-01-03 13:35:13
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth…

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Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-01-03 13:43:10
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life…

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Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-01-03 13:50:46
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being sad.

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Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-01-03 13:51:40

Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being sad.

That wasn't particularly long.

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Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2008-01-03 13:53:58
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body…

(You can make some grammatical corrections too.)

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Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-01-03 13:56:15
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she…

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Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-16 19:06:05
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is…

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Posted by: Pikachu~
Date: 2008-04-16 20:00:32
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and…

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Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-04-16 20:10:39

Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the tooilert and flush while…

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Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-04-16 20:12:57
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she…

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Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-04-17 14:30:05
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Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of…

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Posted by: Newo
Date: 2008-04-17 15:41:24
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of you, you hideous son-of-a-bitch, because your mom is so hairy and so fat she has to use her arms so she looks like a scummy dog like she is or some sort of beached whale who has been there so long she started to smell and grow hair like mould on herself and I am amazed that your mom is smart enough to know what sex is and give birth to you without killing you, she is a discrace to the human race and she smells of…

(It was sort of one sentence…)