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Re: The Longest "Your Mom" Joke

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-04-17 15:46:09
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of you, you hideous son-of-a-b***h, because your mom is so hairy and so fat she has to use her arms so she looks like a scummy dog like she is or some sort of beached whale who has been there so long she started to smell and grow hair like mould on herself and I am amazed that your mom is smart enough to know what sex is and give birth to you without killing you, she is a discrace to the human race and she smells of everything that's wrong with herself, meaning that she has the strongest & worst-smelling stink of anyone who's ever existed & ever will, besides, she also…

Re: The Longest "Your Mom" Joke

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2008-04-17 16:21:21
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of you, you hideous son-of-a-b***h, because your mom is so hairy and so fat she has to use her arms so she looks like a scummy dog like she is or some sort of beached whale who has been there so long she started to smell and grow hair-like mould on herself and I am amazed that your mom is smart enough to know what sex is and give birth to you without her fat killing you, she is a discrace to the human race and she smells of everything that's wrong with herself, meaning that she has the strongest & worst-smelling stink of anyone who's ever existed & ever will, besides, she also is the first person ever to weigh more than 2 buses and have the same IQ as relative bus ratio and shes slower than a stationary object, shes so slow that…

Re: The Longest "Your Mom" Joke

Posted by: Ratipharos
Date: 2008-04-17 17:07:31
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of you, you hideous son-of-a-b***h, because your mom is so hairy and so fat she has to use her arms so she looks like a scummy dog like she is or some sort of beached whale who has been there so long she started to smell and grow hair-like mould on herself and I am amazed that your mom is smart enough to know what sex is and give birth to you without her fat killing you, she is a discrace to the human race and she smells of everything that's wrong with herself, meaning that she has the strongest & worst-smelling stink of anyone who's ever existed & ever will, besides, she also is the first person ever to weigh more than 2 buses and have the same IQ as relative bus ratio and shes slower than a stationary object, shes so slow that when somebody tells her that when she rides on a scooter she trips over a book and…

Re: The Longest "Your Mom" Joke

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-04-18 11:31:01
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of you, you hideous son-of-a-b***h, because your mom is so hairy and so fat she has to use her arms so she looks like a scummy dog like she is or some sort of beached whale who has been there so long she started to smell and grow hair-like mould on herself and I am amazed that your mom is smart enough to know what sex is and give birth to you without her fat killing you, she is a discrace to the human race and she smells of everything that's wrong with herself, meaning that she has the strongest & worst-smelling stink of anyone who's ever existed & ever will, besides, she also is the first person ever to weigh more than 2 buses and have the same IQ as relative bus ratio and shes slower than a stationary object, shes so slow that when somebody tells her that "when she rides on a scooter she trips over a book and falls flat on her b***h ugly face" she takes eight hours just to stuff said person in her mouth, which is larger than…

Re: The Longest "Your Mom" Joke

Posted by: Ratipharos
Date: 2008-04-18 18:16:15
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of you, you hideous son-of-a-b***h, because your mom is so hairy and so fat she has to use her arms so she looks like a scummy dog like she is or some sort of beached whale who has been there so long she started to smell and grow hair-like mould on herself and I am amazed that your mom is smart enough to know what sex is and give birth to you without her fat killing you, she is a discrace to the human race and she smells of everything that's wrong with herself, meaning that she has the strongest & worst-smelling stink of anyone who's ever existed & ever will, besides, she also is the first person ever to weigh more than 2 buses and have the same IQ as relative bus ratio and shes slower than a stationary object, shes so slow that when somebody tells her that "when she rides on a scooter she trips over a book and falls flat on her b***h ugly face" she takes eight hours just to stuff said person in her mouth, which is larger than a giant Rhinoceros eating a Wooly Mammoth eating a bowl of ice cream…

Re: The Longest "Your Mom" Joke

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-04-19 06:20:20
That is large.

Anyways:

Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of you, you hideous son-of-a-b***h, because your mom is so hairy and so fat she has to use her arms so she looks like a scummy dog like she is or some sort of beached whale who has been there so long she started to smell and grow hair-like mould on herself and I am amazed that your mom is smart enough to know what sex is and give birth to you without her fat killing you, she is a discrace to the human race and she smells of everything that's wrong with herself, meaning that she has the strongest & worst-smelling stink of anyone who's ever existed & ever will, besides, she also is the first person ever to weigh more than 2 buses and have the same IQ as relative bus ratio and shes slower than a stationary object, shes so slow that when somebody tells her that "when she rides on a scooter she trips over a book and falls flat on her b***h ugly face" she takes eight hours just to stuff said person in her mouth, which is larger than a giant Rhinoceros eating a Wooly Mammoth eating a bowl of ice cream, which utterly stupid although she's much more stupid than that, in fact she's so stupid she…

Re: The Longest "Your Mom" Joke

Posted by: Ratipharos
Date: 2008-04-19 16:07:30
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of you, you hideous son-of-a-b***h, because your mom is so hairy and so fat she has to use her arms so she looks like a scummy dog like she is or some sort of beached whale who has been there so long she started to smell and grow hair-like mould on herself and I am amazed that your mom is smart enough to know what sex is and give birth to you without her fat killing you, she is a discrace to the human race and she smells of everything that's wrong with herself, meaning that she has the strongest & worst-smelling stink of anyone who's ever existed & ever will, besides, she also is the first person ever to weigh more than 2 buses and have the same IQ as relative bus ratio and shes slower than a stationary object, shes so slow that when somebody tells her that "when she rides on a scooter she trips over a book and falls flat on her b***h ugly face" she takes eight hours just to stuff said person in her mouth, which is larger than a giant Rhinoceros eating a Wooly Mammoth eating a bowl of ice cream, which utterly stupid although she's much more stupid than that, in fact she's so stupid she thought that you had to make  (-:3 that face to post that face on a forum and then she…

Re: The Longest "Your Mom" Joke

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2008-04-29 14:16:56
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of you, you hideous son-of-a-b***h, because your mom is so hairy and so fat she has to use her arms so she looks like a scummy dog like she is or some sort of beached whale who has been there so long she started to smell and grow hair-like mould on herself and I am amazed that your mom is smart enough to know what sex is and give birth to you without her fat killing you, she is a discrace to the human race and she smells of everything that's wrong with herself, meaning that she has the strongest & worst-smelling stink of anyone who's ever existed & ever will, besides, she also is the first person ever to weigh more than 2 buses and have the same IQ as relative bus ratio and shes slower than a stationary object, shes so slow that when somebody tells her that "when she rides on a scooter she trips over a book and falls flat on her b***h ugly face" she takes eight hours just to stuff said person in her mouth, which is larger than a giant Rhinoceros eating a Wooly Mammoth eating a bowl of ice cream, which utterly stupid although she's much more stupid than that, in fact she's so stupid she thought that you had to make  (-:3 that face to post that face on a forum and then she Goes off and teases everyone about her "Beautiful"…

Re: The Longest "Your Mom" Joke

Posted by: gemini
Date: 2008-04-29 23:05:18
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of you, you hideous son-of-a-b***h, because your mom is so hairy and so fat she has to use her arms so she looks like a scummy dog like she is or some sort of beached whale who has been there so long she started to smell and grow hair-like mould on herself and I am amazed that your mom is smart enough to know what sex is and give birth to you without her fat killing you, she is a discrace to the human race and she smells of everything that's wrong with herself, meaning that she has the strongest & worst-smelling stink of anyone who's ever existed & ever will, besides, she also is the first person ever to weigh more than 2 buses and have the same IQ as relative bus ratio and shes slower than a stationary object, shes so slow that when somebody tells her that "when she rides on a scooter she trips over a book and falls flat on her b***h ugly face" she takes eight hours just to stuff said person in her mouth, which is larger than a giant Rhinoceros eating a Wooly Mammoth eating a bowl of ice cream, which utterly stupid although she's much more stupid than that, in fact she's so stupid she thought that you had to make  that face to post that face on a forum and then she Goes off and teases everyone about her "Beautiful"butt that is so huge that it could crush…

Re: The Longest "Your Mom" Joke

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2008-04-30 11:30:44
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of you, you hideous son-of-a-b***h, because your mom is so hairy and so fat she has to use her arms so she looks like a scummy dog like she is or some sort of beached whale who has been there so long she started to smell and grow hair-like mould on herself and I am amazed that your mom is smart enough to know what sex is and give birth to you without her fat killing you, she is a discrace to the human race and she smells of everything that's wrong with herself, meaning that she has the strongest & worst-smelling stink of anyone who's ever existed & ever will, besides, she also is the first person ever to weigh more than 2 buses and have the same IQ as relative bus ratio and shes slower than a stationary object, shes so slow that when somebody tells her that "when she rides on a scooter she trips over a book and falls flat on her b***h ugly face" she takes eight hours just to stuff said person in her mouth, which is larger than a giant Rhinoceros eating a Wooly Mammoth eating a bowl of ice cream, which utterly stupid although she's much more stupid than that, in fact she's so stupid she thought that you had to make  (-:3  that face to post that face on a forum and then she Goes off and teases everyone about her "Beautiful"butt that is so huge that it could crush Ten cars all in one go and don't even ask what she does with her…

Re: The Longest "Your Mom" Joke

Posted by: fivex
Date: 2008-08-06 18:34:53
Your mom is so fat that she sat down and grew two feet taller, and is so stupid that she tried to stuff her dinner through her nostril instead of her mouth while sucking the crack she buys using money she earns from hooking through her mouth, and almost kills herself everyday due to that because she fails at life due to being a sad-ass whore who puts overseas countries at risk with her body due to said fatness & when she has sex with other people, all she ends up doing is making that other guy or gal feel worse then her because that is the only person they could score and through into the toilet and flush while eating chocolate cake and getting fatter and uglier so that she ends up looking like an overly large version of you, you hideous son-of-a-b***h, because your mom is so hairy and so fat she has to use her arms so she looks like a scummy dog like she is or some sort of beached whale who has been there so long she started to smell and grow hair-like mould on herself and I am amazed that your mom is smart enough to know what sex is and give birth to you without her fat killing you, she is a discrace to the human race and she smells of everything that's wrong with herself, meaning that she has the strongest & worst-smelling stink of anyone who's ever existed & ever will, besides, she also is the first person ever to weigh more than 2 buses and have the same IQ as relative bus ratio and shes slower than a stationary object, shes so slow that when somebody tells her that "when she rides on a scooter she trips over a book and falls flat on her b***h ugly face" she takes eight hours just to stuff said person in her mouth, which is larger than a giant Rhinoceros eating a Wooly Mammoth eating a bowl of ice cream, which utterly stupid although she's much more stupid than that, in fact she's so stupid she thought that you had to make    that face to post that face on a forum and then she Goes off and teases everyone about her "Beautiful"butt that is so huge that it could crush Ten cars all in one go and don't even ask what she does with her tounge after she eats an ice cream sandwich that stinks like her only over 900 times…