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Flame War - Page 42

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-07-16 20:40:18
SNIP
MR PHRAWGER, I AM ALSO AN EXPERT AT BEING A LOQUACIOUS SESQUIPEDALIAN.  MAYHAP I SHOULD SHOW YOU A LAND CALLED FLORIDA, WHERE WE POSSESS INDOOR PLUMBING, ELECTRICITY, AND FAMILIES THAT ARE NOT INCESTUOUS.

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Missingnoguy55
Date: 2010-07-16 22:02:34
PHRAWGER THAT WAS COMPLETELY GAY AND I THINK IT TOOK YOU TWO HOURS TO COME UP WITH THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE BUSY SUCKING COCKS WHILE STICKING PENCILS UP YOUR SCRAWNY ASS WHILE YOU THOUGHT OF ONLY YOUR FUCKING EGO AND I BET YOU'RE A DAMN UK FAGGOT AS WELL

f**k YOU b***h BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU THAT YOU, MY FRIEND ARE A PIECE OF OLD CRAGGY s**t AND I WOULD PROBABLY PUKE ON YOUR CORPSE WHEN YOU ARE DEAD AND ALSO TAKE A s**t ON YOUR FACE

NOW TAKE YOUR FAGGOT UK FAG ATTITUDE YOUR DAMN SMALL PENIS AND YOUR GAYLY-DRAWN AVATAR AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU DICK FAGGOT PIECE OF DOUCHEBAG BRO UK FAG URBAN TRASH s**t

AND DON'T INSULT WA SHE'S FUCKING COOL

(no offense to people from the UK except for the people on TCoD that I linked to. >:D)

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-07-17 08:23:56
Just for the record Wa stole cockwaffle from me you jewniggerspicaznrapefaces

Also cbf yelling

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-07-17 15:22:21
WA: LAST TIME I CHECKED WE'RE IN THE GODDAMN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SO YOUR BRITISH ACCENT IS A VAIN ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE YOURSELF OTHERWISE OR A RESULT OF TOO MUCH DELUSION THAT PERHAPS YOU'RE BETTER THAN THESE MIND-BOGGLINGLY RETARDED SIMPLETONS. WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP, THAT'S THE DIPSHIT ALARM, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ONE. NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO THROW A BREAKFAST FOOD INTO AN INSULT REMIND ME TO SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE FACE WITH A TWO BY FOUR COVERED IN RANCID PORCUPINES, BECAUSE YOU DEFINITELY DESERVE IT AFTER THE INTOLERABLE MONSTROCITY THAT WAS "COCKWAFFLE". GET A DAY JOB, BRITFAGGOT.


YOUR INSINUATION ABOUT MY SO-CALLED "BRITISH ACCENT" IS UTTER FILTH, SO MUCH SO THAT I DO BELIEVE IT IS CURRENTLY CLOGGING UP MY GARBAGE DISPOSAL WITH ITS COMPLETE WRETCHEDNESS. I DO NOT HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT NOR AM I ATTEMPTING TO DO SO; PERHAPS YOU BELIEVE THAT I DO BECAUSE I AM USING BIG WORDS AND COMPLEX SENTENCES? MAYHAP THEY ARE TOO BIG FOR YOU, LITTLE PHRAWG-BOY? WELL LEARN TO FUCKING GROW UP YOU LITTLE PUSSY: IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BIG KIDS SPEAKING THEN GO PLAY WITH YOUR LITTLE GAY FRIENDS IN YOUR LITTLE KIDDIE POOL.

AND NEXT TIME YOU INSULT ZOWAYIX'S MAGNIFICENT SWEARING VOCABULARY A TRAINED SQUAD OF HIT MEN WILL STUFF YOU INTO AN INFLAMMATORY TWILIGHT-RELATED SHIRT AND SHOVE YOU INTO THE NEAREST SHOWING OF ECLIPSE, YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKWAFFLE

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Missingnoguy55
Date: 2010-07-19 20:32:33
SO WHAT NOW

SHIT HAPPENED

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-07-20 05:08:44
MOLOTOV MADMAN, YOUR SNIVELING EXCUSE FOR A FLAME BELONGS IN THE DUMPSTER OUT BACK

PLEASE STOP DROOLING THAT HEINOUS SUBSTANCE ACROSS THE SACRED BATTLEGROUND OF FIERY RAGE, ELSE THE GODS AND GODDESSES OF BURNING IRE WILL FORCE YOU TO BECOME THEIR ENSLAVED MANWHORE

OH WAIT, I FORGOT YOU PROBABLY LIKE THAT

FUCK

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-07-20 14:20:08
PHRAWGER, YOU FUCKING FAILED. SHUT IT.

WA: …FAIL. YOU JUST EPICALLY FUCKING FAILED. GET THE HELL OVER IT.

PHRAWGER IS A MAN WHORE. TRY TO GET IT THROUGH HIS THICK-ASS HEAD.

AND THAT'S IT. NOW GO CRY TO YOUR MOTHERS.

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Missingnoguy55
Date: 2010-07-20 16:46:20

MOLOTOV MADMAN, YOUR SNIVELING EXCUSE FOR A FLAME BELONGS IN THE DUMPSTER OUT BACK

PLEASE STOP DROOLING THAT HEINOUS SUBSTANCE ACROSS THE SACRED BATTLEGROUND OF FIERY RAGE, ELSE THE GODS AND GODDESSES OF BURNING IRE WILL FORCE YOU TO BECOME THEIR ENSLAVED MANWHORE

OH WAIT, I FORGOT YOU PROBABLY LIKE THAT

f**k
MY PREVIOUS POST WASN'T A DAMN FLAME YOU STUPID s**t

THE ODDS OF ME BEING A MANWHORE IS THE ODDS OF METRONOME USING SKETCH WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE

SO TAKE THAT b***h

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-07-30 00:54:27


MOLOTOV MADMAN, YOUR SNIVELING EXCUSE FOR A FLAME BELONGS IN THE DUMPSTER OUT BACK

PLEASE STOP DROOLING THAT HEINOUS SUBSTANCE ACROSS THE SACRED BATTLEGROUND OF FIERY RAGE, ELSE THE GODS AND GODDESSES OF BURNING IRE WILL FORCE YOU TO BECOME THEIR ENSLAVED MANWHORE

OH WAIT, I FORGOT YOU PROBABLY LIKE THAT

f**k
MY PREVIOUS POST WASN'T A DAMN FLAME YOU STUPID s**t

THE ODDS OF ME BEING A MANWHORE IS THE ODDS OF METRONOME USING SKETCH WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE

SO TAKE THAT b***h


MORE ACCURATELY THE ODDS OF YOU BEING A MANWHORE AND GETTING ANY CLIENTS IS ABOUT THE ODDS OF METRONOME USING SKETCH

(THE JOKE IS NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU)

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Missingnoguy55
Date: 2010-07-30 16:57:58
IT'S A VIRGIN TELLING SOMEONE THEY'LL BE A VIRGIN FOREVER

HOW HYPOCRITICAL AND DUMB

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-07-30 19:33:43
YOU SEEM TO BE MISTAKEN, AS ZOWAYIX WILL MOST CERTAINLY LOSE HIS VIRGINITY WHEN I'M LEGAL

SUCK THAT, BITCH

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-07-30 19:42:06
YES BUT HE IS CURRENTLY A VIRGIN

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Destinatus
Date: 2010-07-31 06:53:31
WHAT THE HELL? SINCE WHEN DID THIS HUNK OF SHIT DESCEND INTO TALKING ABOUT LOSS OF VIRGINITY? WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK JUST HAPPENED? GET THIS SHIT BACK ON TRACK, YOU LAZY AND LOUSY FUCKERS.

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Missingnoguy55
Date: 2010-07-31 17:46:24
LRN2READ NUMBFUCK

IT'S ABOUT FIVE POSTS UP

Re: Flame War

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-08-02 01:13:52
KETSUBAN, REGARDLESS OF ZOWAYIX'S CURRENT VIRGINITY STATUS, MOLOTOV MADMAN'S COMMENT IMPLIED THAT ZOWAYIX TOO WOULD BE A VIRGIN FOREVER, WHICH IS MANIFESTLY FALSE