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Fortunately, Unfortunately - Page 6

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-05-06 23:09:02
Fortunately, it was a false alarm, she had just disappeared for a few days while on a ski trip.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: Kyoukipichi
Date: 2009-05-06 23:34:11
Unforturnately, while on that ski trip, she had crashed into a tree at full speed while tumbling off a mountain and actually died.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-05-07 11:19:57
Fortunately, paramedics managed to revive her before brain damage set in.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-05-07 20:46:04
Unfortunately, Bob got an anvil dropped on his foot.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-08 20:52:55
Fortunately, it was a movie prop made out of styrofoam.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-05-09 04:19:39
Unfortunately, Bob gets hit on the head with a falling object soon afterward.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-09 06:31:16
Fortunately, it was also a styrofoam movie prop anvil.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: Kyoukipichi
Date: 2009-05-09 10:51:52
Unfortunately, he got drenched in mercury, a neurotoxin.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-09 13:50:53
Fortunately, a strange, odd, plot-hole-esque incident in Bob's youth rendered him permanently immune to Mercury.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-05-09 14:19:57
Unfortunately, it turns out that the poison is actually large amounts of Thallium, which makes one go mad before death.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-09 15:58:18
Fortunately, he realized this and teleported away before he could be affected by it.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: Kyoukipichi
Date: 2009-05-09 16:17:49
Unfortunately, he was still covered in Thallium.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: Missingno. Master
Date: 2009-05-09 16:59:10
Fortunately, he had teleported himself into a bathtub full of anti-thallium fluid.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: :56 ERROR
Date: 2009-05-10 22:02:15
Unfortunately, it was a bath of lava in the middle of a volcano.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-05-10 23:20:10
Fortunately, the volcano erupted then, sparing Bob from agony by killing him and cremating him at the same time. Many regretted his death, for his ashes set off a pyroclastic flow (or lahar), killing thousands of nearby villagers.