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Stupid Answers to Smart Questions - Page 13

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-12-01 12:30:33
Because fish!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-01 18:31:51
Duh….10!

Why did Game Freak decide to make a "God" of all the Pokemon?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2009-12-06 21:32:16
Because they smoke two joints

Why is the road black?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-06 21:39:21
Because if it were white, African Americans would complain that the road is racist.
Why does Wario not blink in SSBB?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-12-10 12:01:11
'coz he has no eyes.

How do you make a marble cake?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-12 21:44:31
You put marbles in cake.

How do you get a cat to like you?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-12 21:47:04
Get a dog.

If Shellos and Gastrodon were originally meant to be in Generation III, then why are their beta backsprites in Diamond and Pearl?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-12 21:51:23
Because they was stupid.

Why did I talk like that…?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-12 21:53:21
IDK

Why do people like to censor things?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-12 21:57:26
Cuz they don't like hearing bad words that'll make then jizz.

What is love?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-12 21:59:29
What I made with your mom last night. BURN!

Explain why the world will end in 2012.

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-12 22:07:27
This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqjoUP7Pa9Y ; (A friend of mine made that, by the way.)

What is the meaning of life?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-12 22:09:50
eat n poop.

How much electrical energy could be derived from the excess heat emanating from an overworked desktop computer?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2009-12-12 22:11:45
OVER 9000!!!!!!

What is with all the Over 9000 jokes?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-12-12 22:16:23
They must be talking about the number of times I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM! BURN!

What is with all the Your Mom jokes?