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Stupid Answers to Smart Questions - Page 7

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-28 22:48:07
Actually, I prefer Cheese Nips.

How did the Big Bang occur?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-29 06:04:35
I wanted it to.

What is the secret to time travel?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 08:15:13
Pokedox… or was it Paradex?

Why does a brick fall faster than a feather?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-29 10:00:26
Because Haruhi Suzumiya wishes it to do so.

What weighs more, a kilo of feathers or a kilo of lead?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 11:08:28
A kilo of pancakes.

Why is the sky blue?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-29 12:16:09
Because it got a bruise from Chuck Norris.

Define suspense.

(That actually came up in an exam once)

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 12:18:11
Me waiting to see whether my hot dogs come in the mail.

Define buoyancy.

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-07-29 13:27:23
Seeing the future through the movements of buoys.

Did it ever occur to you that in order to make a satisfactory "stupid" answer, one has to do an equivalent amount of thinking as for a "normal" answer because one has to get over the tendency to try to not look stupid?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 13:29:26
Lucky Charms?

Why is blood red?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-29 14:37:37
I painted it red, that's why.

Name the process in which a liquid changes into a gas.

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 14:52:31
Vacuum Power!

What is a Black Hole?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-29 15:53:43
My nostrils.

How does calcium help build strong, healthy bones?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 16:18:51
Because it likes you.

How does a car engine work?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-07-29 16:25:04
By picking up a pencil, and paper, and then drawing and writing stuff with it.

What is the scientific term used for the word "poo"?

Re: Stupid Answers to Smart Questions

Posted by: Angrysmurf
Date: 2009-07-29 16:26:27
Shit.

What is the exact method used to make paper?