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The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos - Page 2

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2007-10-10 10:40:42
Meanwhile…. In a place with no relavance to anything that is to do with anything, Dr Gernerallinotaniceperson was planning to Nuke anyone who talks chatspeak or who is generally n00bish.
He had developed an atom bomb that is atom sized, with chatspeak-seekers (details on the Zarbac Peseter at trrs://wtf.evilatombombn00bseeker.mom).
But this plan would hit the team's n00bfest, killing our heroes and desroying all of the Soviet Russia refindation crew, because there is nothing that would cause an attack of atom sized atom bombs than the n00bishness of Patsy the talking MP3 player that concinently doubles up as a trasport vechicle whenever godmodding is wanted.

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-10-10 15:02:35
Meanwhile, our heroes were preparing to fight Fat Bastard, Dr. Evil, Mini-Me, and Mr. Bigglesworth…

While Santa Claus and Rudolph planned to shoot Stewie and eat him for breakfast.

The 3 kittens continued their plot against the evil Stewie. Until Marie snapped and scratched Stewie in the balls. (ouch.)

Stewie promptly threw Marie out of his flying fortress in the sky and all the way down to Bristol, Tennessee. She exploded and hit the ground in front of Pyrite, deciding in the process. Pyrite got his wish to see a kitten commit decide. He was so happy, he crapped himself.

Stewie promptly put Berlioz and Toulouse in the Fiery Toilet of Doom, which would kill them and then cause them to BURN IN HELL!!!!!!! However, Santa Claus and Rudolph appeared, blew up the fortress, threw Stewie back to the Earth, and spontaneously combusted. Berlioz and Toulouse were saved. But they were lost somewhere in Tennessee, and had no clue how to get out of Hillbilly Land.

Stewie was planning to build a new fortress inside a pineapple under the sea. He morphed into a yellow kitchen sponge, and that's how SpongeBob was created. Gary the snail was his new minion. However, he is still Stewie, so he turns into his real form. Eventually, he got the entire town of Bikini Bottom under his control, and Plankton became his top advisor.

Meanwhile, back in Bristol, the big battle was about to occur…

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: Sorreah
Date: 2007-10-10 19:03:19
Meanwhile,in the middle of Nowhere, Courage the Cowardly Dog was saving Myrtle from a pack of angry banana-eating wolf-monkeys that wanted to make her their prince, regardless of the fact that she was a female and not a male. Her husband was currently their princess, and was being forced to endlessly hula-dance while singing "The Song that Never Ends" along with a lamb, a donkey, and a old red-haired lady.

Suddenly Dexter slides in, singing the song "Oops I Did It Again" and being no help whatsoever to Courage's cause. He is carrying with him Berlioz and Toulouse on a broken candy cane, which he cling to for dear life.

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-10-10 19:21:36
At that very moment, Stewie appeared, and started nuking the land until only Tennessee remained of the U. S.

Ed, Edd, and Eddy also appeared. They attempted to scam Stewie, and failed, of course. So they ran.

Dexter started running around as Dee Dee broke his giant candycane, while Mandark snatched up Berlioz and Toulouse.

Then the worst thing happened. The Red Guy appeared. He buttwalked on Mandark, causing him to die, and released Eustace, Muriel, and Courage from the wolf-monkeys. Katz and Le Quack started chasing them, while the Chicken From Outer Space managed to rip off Stewie's head and place it on his body.

Berlioz and Toulouse ran off, followed by Courage, the Red Guy, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Dexter, and Eustace, with Stewie's headless body and the Chicken From Outer Space with Stewie's head going after them, trying to kill them.

Meanwhile, Potter was doing some LSD.

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: PichuUmbreon
Date: 2007-10-10 20:15:44
When Pyrite noticed that Soviet Russia was destroyed, he went "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" God suddenly appeared out of a huge portal in the sky, pointed at Pyrite, and laughed at him.

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2007-10-10 20:18:38
Then a man named OBIPSERS dived into the bottom of the Pacific Ocean and pulled out a game called Metroid 4:The Lost Episode.

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: Sorreah
Date: 2007-10-10 20:35:15
Potter, too busy looking at all the pretty colors, was eaten by a mutant radioactive Spiderman. No, not the one in tights. The man who had become a SPIDER, with the eyes and the legsand everything. Oh, and there were blue butterfly wings coming out of his back.

The two kittens, hit by a meteor, were miracliously fused into Super Duper Berlouse, capable of wiping out the planet with a single breath.

Earth didn't last very long after Berlouse's creation. 

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2007-10-13 22:11:32
And then Clayton Rogers (this isn't his real name, but whatever) appeared and shot everyone with a bazooka.

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2007-10-13 22:15:50
And then OBIPSERS killed Clayton Rogers. ^-^

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: Sorreah
Date: 2007-10-13 22:32:12
Then Ph3Ar ate up OBIPLSERS and used his HYPER FAN to tame the mighty Berlouse. Then he ate cheese and called it a day.

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2007-10-13 22:40:01

Then Ph3Ar ate up OBIPLSERS and used his HYPER FAN to tame the mighty Berlouse. Then he ate cheese and called it a day.

Then OBIPSERS said: YAY! THANK YOU FOR EATING MY EVIL TWIN BROTHER!

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2007-10-13 22:40:50
And then Teh Face ate the universe.

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: Sorreah
Date: 2007-10-14 12:36:10
Then Teh Face became Teh God, who commanded "Let there be Darkness! And Hamburgers! And Lamps!"

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: Abwayax
Date: 2007-10-14 14:26:29
And the Lamps had huge mouths, from which they charged their lazors. And they fired their lazors, with a resounding SHOOP DA WHOOP. Thus the whoop was shooped, as it was written in The Book.

Re: The RPG of Absurdity and Chaos

Posted by: Sorreah
Date: 2007-10-14 15:05:50
Then Teh God commanded "Let there be a planet made of chocolate, with seas of milk, clouds of cream, and trees of licorice!"

Once this world came to be, he sent the hamburgers to the planet, so they could be fruitful and mutliply.