Team Rocket Strike again! Weird Pokemon, are appearing! - Page 445
Steve: Can Pokemon have pets?
Kira: No, but it's not like I have a choice.
Steve: What, is he your pet?
Kira: He's too annoying to be my pet.
Kira: He can't aim, he's a PIG, he's a pest, he's a pain in the ass.
Steve: What you mean "Can't aim"?
Kira: You see that scar across Yami's muzzle? He caused that because he couldn't aim at an enemy and it hit Yami instead.
Yami: Even though the cut at the time was treated well, it still healed into a scar. If I was a human, it be across my temple, just between my eyes.
*andrew turns away in embarrassment at his own uselessness*
Kira: I'm unharmed because my glaw guards carry rubber in 'em to stop the plastic from hurting my claws.
Steve: do you have any for me?
Kira: I'm a Zangoose, not a Jolteon.
(I have been meaning to make a Zangoose WITH claw guards, but haven't been able to get around to it. *Shot*)
Steve: Oh, I see. They comfortable?
Yami: You are one dumb Pokemon. She looks NOTHING like a Jolteon.