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Hello, Homo Sapiens... - Page 1

Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: Firemonkey1
Date: 2010-06-15 21:27:56
Hello there, random humans who I have never met in my life! If you are basically unaware of my existence in this peculiar dimension of yours, then why not introduce myself? I am just a young boy interested by science, nature, fire, and Pokemon, each joys of my life everyday. I am currently an adversary to hamsters everywhere for no reason at all *coughtheyshallcorruptourveryexistencejustlikeanyglitchcough*, so I must wan you to monitor all actions performed by them. If you do notice any peculiar activity performed by any rodent, then please contact me through any methods available.
Now that we have the hamsters mentioned, why not commence the glitching and possible save file data corruption of my original Pokemon Blue? Hello, MissingNo.!  ;)

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-15 22:43:02
You DARE accuse my kind of corruption?!?

I WAS going to welcome you, but you can just forget it now. =_=

EDIT: Fine, I begrudgingly welcome you…

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2010-06-15 23:24:50

Hello there, random humans who I have never met in my life! If you are basically unaware of my existence in this peculiar dimension of yours, then why not introduce myself? I am just a young boy interested by science, nature, fire, and Pokemon, each joys of my life everyday. I am currently an adversary to hamsters everywhere for no reason at all *coughtheyshallcorruptourveryexistencejustlikeanyglitchcough*, so I must wan you to monitor all actions performed by them. If you do notice any peculiar activity performed by any rodent, then please contact me through any methods available.
Now that we have the hamsters mentioned, why not commence the glitching and possible save file data corruption of my original Pokemon Blue? Hello, MissingNo.!  ;)


So Hamtaro WAS a warning…

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2010-06-15 23:32:05


Hello there, random humans who I have never met in my life! If you are basically unaware of my existence in this peculiar dimension of yours, then why not introduce myself? I am just a young boy interested by science, nature, fire, and Pokemon, each joys of my life everyday. I am currently an adversary to hamsters everywhere for no reason at all *coughtheyshallcorruptourveryexistencejustlikeanyglitchcough*, so I must wan you to monitor all actions performed by them. If you do notice any peculiar activity performed by any rodent, then please contact me through any methods available.
Now that we have the hamsters mentioned, why not commence the glitching and possible save file data corruption of my original Pokemon Blue? Hello, MissingNo.!  ;)


So Hamtaro WAS a warning…

[size=1pt]aww fucking fuckballs[/size]

Anyway, since I don't use this image macro often enough:

[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/25ppr9y.jpg[/img]

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2010-06-16 04:09:36

Hello there, random humans who I have never met in my life! If you are basically unaware of my existence in this peculiar dimension of yours, then why not introduce myself? I am just a young boy interested by science, nature, fire, and Pokemon, each joys of my life everyday. I am currently an adversary to hamsters everywhere for no reason at all *coughtheyshallcorruptourveryexistencejustlikeanyglitchcough*, so I must wan you to monitor all actions performed by them. If you do notice any peculiar activity performed by any rodent, then please contact me through any methods available.
Now that we have the hamsters mentioned, why not commence the glitching and possible save file data corruption of my original Pokemon Blue? Hello, MissingNo.!  ;)


Welcome to Glitch City Laboratories! I love science too, particularly physics. I hope you have a great time here.  :)

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: Firemonkey1
Date: 2010-06-16 07:28:23


Hello there, random humans who I have never met in my life! If you are basically unaware of my existence in this peculiar dimension of yours, then why not introduce myself? I am just a young boy interested by science, nature, fire, and Pokemon, each joys of my life everyday. I am currently an adversary to hamsters everywhere for no reason at all *coughtheyshallcorruptourveryexistencejustlikeanyglitchcough*, so I must wan you to monitor all actions performed by them. If you do notice any peculiar activity performed by any rodent, then please contact me through any methods available.
Now that we have the hamsters mentioned, why not commence the glitching and possible save file data corruption of my original Pokemon Blue? Hello, MissingNo.!  ;)


So Hamtaro WAS a warning…
No, not the horrid Hamtaro! That show is entirely full of political hamster propaganda, all designed for children to follow the commands of the brutal hamster army!

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: SCared_Fir3
Date: 2010-06-16 10:34:33
[img]http://i46.tinypic.com/23k610.jpg[/img]

Aww but I think Hamtaro is cute! :D

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2010-06-16 11:31:17

[img]http://i46.tinypic.com/23k610.jpg[/img]


Fail, the N is backwards.

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-06-16 12:42:31
Welcome to GCLF! I can tell that you are a most interesting addition to our crew. I, too, despise those supposedly "endearing" little balls of fluff and malice called hamsters. They must be stopped from invading the homes of our children!

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: SCared_Fir3
Date: 2010-06-16 15:15:20


[img]http://i46.tinypic.com/23k610.jpg[/img]


Fail, the N is backwards.

I feel like the O is really a 0, but its debatable

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2010-06-16 20:25:04
I always knew that Suicune was evil…
Welcome, anyway.

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-16 20:25:37

I always knew that Suicune was evil…
Welcome, anyway.

But Suicune isn't a hamster…

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2010-06-16 20:28:51
Random person: YESH HE'S A HAMSTER ALL DOGS ARE HAMSTERS!!!111

I know he's a dog…

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-06-16 23:55:27
It's a cheetah/wolf hybrid.

Re: Hello, Homo Sapiens...

Posted by: Firemonkey1
Date: 2010-06-17 07:12:44
Yes! There still remain various believers! I must thank each of you for welcoming me to the forums and realizing that the hamsters have actually obscured your vision to interpret them as "innocent and adorable". It is quite obvious that those Zhu Zhu Pet warriors and ninjas are encouraging our children to join the hamster army. Also, I believe that Suicune is either a wolf or a feral large feline.