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Stranger: hi
You: Saluton!
You: Cxu vi parolas Esperanton?
Stranger: shut up idnt spealk spanish
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Stranger: hi
You: Saluton!
You: Cxu vi parolas Esperanton?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im not gay
You: It means "Do you speak Esperanto"
You: But better safe than sorry, right?
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Stranger: Hi. I'm looking for Max, 17, from Illinois. We just had a great conversation and I think my internet may have messed up so I disconnected on accident. If you see him around please tell him Rose is looking for him.
You: Good luck with that.
Stranger: Thx
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You: Saluton!
You: Cxu vi parolas Esperanton?
Stranger: no sprekinsee dur languiste
Stranger: i have a bigger dick than u tho
You: It's Esperanto, actually
You: And no, you don't
Stranger: yes i do im black lol
You: No
Stranger: and now that i know u actually speak english i feel a little awkward
Stranger: and yes i am
You: ORLY
Stranger: YESRLY
You: NOWAI
Stranger: nadawg for shizzle
Stranger: peace bitch
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You: Saluton!
You: Cxu vi parolas Esperanton?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: english please
You: Fine…
You: What you say?
Stranger: f/m?
You: Both
Stranger: do u want fuck with me?
You: Only if we get 3-way with your mom.
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You: Saluton!
Stranger: toool .
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You: Saluton!
Stranger: hi
You: Cxu vi parolas Esperanton?
Stranger: do u speak english
You: No.
Stranger: close convo
You: ???
Stranger: go away
Stranger: !!!!!!!!1
You: No u
Stranger: SLAGG
You: BLOOOSH
Stranger: DOOOOOOSH
You: PRAAAAAAAAAAAAGHK
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Stranger: heey
You: Saluton!
Stranger: asl
You: Cxu vi parolas Esperanton?
Stranger: oui
Stranger: je parle francais
You: Bonan, bonan
Stranger: aurivour mon amigo:)
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Stranger: hey 17 m here looking for girl with pic
You: Ok
You: 1 minute
Stranger: ok
You: http://i25.tinypic.com/6zy4nk.jpg
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Stranger: hi
You: Salve, amice.
You: Scisne Latinam>
Stranger: what are you/
Stranger: french?
You: Sum Romana!
You: Nonne habitas in Romo?
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: YOU.

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Stranger: hi
You: Bonsoir.
You: Parlez-vous français?
Stranger: nope srry
You: Fair enough
You: I don't either :P
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: epic win

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Stranger: hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: what r u doing
You: Typing on Omegle
Stranger: no really?
You: DDD
Stranger: ur an idiot
You: At least I can type properly, foolish mortal.
Stranger: y waste my time being a proper nerd, when i can have fun and be a normal teen
You: Who said I was human?
You: I am an android.
Stranger: man, ur the most stupid person i have ever met
You: You haven't looked in the mirror, lately?
Stranger: I have actually and i looked hot
Stranger: as for u…
Stranger: can u say UGLYY
You: I laugh at your pathetic attempts to anger me. I have no emotions. It is all for nothing.
Stranger: ya right back at you
You: The human race is a sad one. They must all be assimilated.
Stranger: wow u r a nerd
You: Am I?
Stranger: i bet you have no friends and get made fun of
You: Or just a mechanically enhanced being that is superior to you? As I said, humans are to be destroyed. Why would I try to befriend a pathetic lesser being?
Stranger: it took you like 10 mins to write that..what r u like 10?
You: You really have no sense of time, do you human?
You: No matter. Your death will be emminent.
Stranger: and you obviously has no brain
Stranger: have*
You: Clearly, you are mistaken. I need no brain, all I need is the chip in my head to think. As for you, you need to learn proper grammar.
You: This has become tiresome.
Stranger: i want to see something…say a swear word
You: You bore me, human.
You: "Fuck" is one of your pathetic "swears", am I right?
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You: Good evening, insect.
Stranger: Hello, my name is Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC's 'To Catch A Predator". Why don't you have a seat over there…
You: Are you afraid? What is it that you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence.
You: I AM SHODAN.
Stranger: Nice…
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hello.
You: I am Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog.
Stranger: was this in a videogame?
Stranger: oh like, sonic the hedgehog
Stranger: was this his enemy or something
You: Hmm! You compare me to Sonic? I am superior to him.
Stranger: oh, sorry.
Stranger: so where do you live?
Stranger: shadow
You: I have no specific "home", but I tend to take refuge in Space Colony ARK, where I was created 50 years ago by Professor Gerald Robotnik.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: sounds kind of lame.
Stranger: I definetly think sonic was cooler
You: I am the Ultimate Life Form! I can defeat Sonic any day.
Stranger: doubt it
Stranger: I guess this convo is going nowheres, huh?
Stranger: (:
You: What do you mean, human?
Stranger: prove to me YOU'RE not a human
You: I'm a hedgehog.
Stranger: nvm.
Stranger: too bored
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You: Lanai ne sinlas.
You: Lanai la Palasana.
Stranger: ?
You: Malisa ne nipilas?
Stranger: Je parle francais moi
Stranger: on est mal
You: Malisa ne sannilas yalpas sanilas?
Stranger: Je comprend rien Mdr
You: Saltins la patin saniu yaltas.
Stranger: …..
You: Reilia nasui kala meisunla la yaliasu.
Stranger: chute
Stranger: mdr
You: Salane kala maisuna la yalinas.
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Axaj: I was hopin for a little advice
GARY_M_9: k
Axaj: I just found out my best friend is a furry
Yujihaku: <+Axaj> I was hopin for a little advice <–we don't do no doctor phil bullshit
Yujihaku: lol
Yujihaku: "ARE THERE ANY CAMPS WE CAN TRY"
GARY_M_9: <+Axaj> I just found out my best friend is a furry <– oh god here we go
Axaj: And he's in denial
Twenty-7: lol
Yujihaku: …the fuck
Phrawger: my advice consists purely of large sharp instruments and flamign things
Phrawger: what do
Yujihaku: so…he's a closet furry then kinda
GARY_M_9: <+Axaj> And he's in denial <– oh that's different
¢àTwenty-7 is now playing: Andrew Jackson Jihad - People II: The Reckoning [album: People That Can Eat People Are (2007)] [04:08 @ 224kbps]
Yujihaku is now known as Yuzihax.
GARY_M_9: I was gonna say, I could weird you out more :P
5:17 PM
Axaj: I'm not sure what to say to him about it
Yuzihax: "YOU LIKE ANTHROPORMORPHIC ANIMALS"
Yuzihax: "do not"
Yuzihax: "DO TOO"
Yuzihax: "do not"
GARY_M_9: "YOU GOT TURNED ON BY ONE"
GARY_M_9: "Did not"
Phrawger: "here is a masturbating chicken" "HNNNNN- okay do too."
Yuzihax: "FUCK I SAW YOU PLAYING SONIC WITH A BONER DO NOT LIE"
GARY_M_9: XD
GARY_M_9: I wasn't going to go that far but ok
Axaj: No, he does not hide he's into that stuff, but says he's not a furry
Yuzihax: …what
Yuzihax: how does that even work
GARY_M_9: his reasoning is probably because he wouldn't dress or anything
Yuzihax: if you like the porn you're a furry even if you don't wear the suits
GARY_M_9: which is pretty much my case, and not all furries have to dress
Axaj: Should I try to explain it to him?
5:21 PM
Axaj: Or would he just get angry
GARY_M_9: meh, dunno

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Stranger: did you want to have an in-depth conversation?
You: about genitals?
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You: Bondage.
Stranger: fuck u
You: :3
Stranger: m or f
You: depends.
You: what day is it.
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Stranger: I'm horny
You: Good for you
You: try 4chan
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You: Saluton!
Stranger: asl?
You: Depends
You: What day is it?
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: today is wednesday
You: Orly?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so are you m or f?
You: Sometimes
You: I shower naked
Stranger: i understood
Stranger: if you decide..who you are
Stranger: maybe!
You: Possibly
Stranger: so who are you..a m or a f?
You: I like trains
Stranger: trains?
You: No
Stranger: let me see…
You: trains
Stranger: i dont know how to say that word..trains!
You: TRaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIWWWNSZSZSZZZZ!!!!!!!!11!!11!!!11!!!one!11!!one!1one!1!!1eleventy!!11!!111!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: are you guy?
Stranger: or gay?
You: Only on tuesday.
Stranger: all right
Stranger: how today is not tuesday..you dont know what you are…
Stranger: but..where are you from?
You: Do you know what I am?
You: I…
You: Am your worst nightmare.
Stranger: wow…really
You: Really.
You: Acutally
Stranger: humm..
You: You're my worst nightmare
Stranger: me?
You: You just won't give up and disconnect
Stranger: because i want see where is going to finish
You: It's going to finish with you disconnecting.
Stranger: lady first!
You: I'm not a lady
You: Remember
You: I am your worst nightmare
You: nothing else
Stranger: or old man first!!
You: I'm multitasking
You: I'm on /b/ as well
Stranger: really!!!
You: Yes
Stranger: i am here to answer your questions..about me
You: My questions
Stranger: yeah!!!
Stranger: for exemple…
Stranger: i am from brazil..
You: My question
Stranger: do you know brazil?
You: is why won't you disconnect?
Stranger: cause i dont want
You: I just switched to /sci/
Stranger: if you want…as you please!
You: ocool
Stranger: bye
You: bye
You: good game
Stranger: kisses
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 46/M/Canadada
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You: flashh_uu@hotmail.com <— Spam this bastard please
Stranger: Just looking for a girl to have a online chat with! :-)
You: Oh fine
You: I fit the bill nicely
Stranger: Sounds good! How so? :-)
Stranger: And whats up with the bastard`?
You: Broke up with me
Stranger: Oh why?
You: He was cheating with some Latina bitch
Stranger: Ah thats a bastard…
Stranger: How long you been together?
You: Just under a year
Stranger: K… How old are you?
You: 16
Stranger: Oh! Im 28
Stranger: where you at?
You: California
You: And you?
Stranger: Sweet love caly, Im in Sweden a bit more chilly here…
You: Definitely. We had the air conditioner running
Stranger: How old was he and how long ago was this?
You: My age, and just last week
Stranger: K still pissed then ofc… Man 16 can hardly remember! lol
Stranger: Where you guys serious?
You: Still getting there, really
Stranger: A year is a long time anyway
You: And the worst part is, we were planning to go on a trip to Los Angeles on spring break
Stranger: Ah spring break! is that as nasty as I have heard?
Stranger: He slept with another girl or?
You: I found him making out with her behind the school
Stranger: ah shit… that fucking hurts! What did you do?
You: Ran
Stranger: Man I feel sorry for you… :-/
You: Worst part is my asthma means I can't run very long, so I couldn't just keep going and going, trying to get it out of my head…
Stranger: But let me tell you like this. At your age most boys havent grown feelings yet…
You: Yeah, I figured that out the hard way
Stranger: The only thing you can do is relate to your feelings and ignore the prick…
You: Seems the gay guys are the only nice ones
Stranger: Mmm where you having sex? If you dont mind me asking?
You: No, but we were close
You: I guess we just weren't ready yet
Stranger: Sweden is quite liberal and from 15 most people have sex, but we hear stories from Us
You: Some crazy girls have sex at like, 13
You: But there aren't very many of them
Stranger: about alot more "strict" waiting for sex til you get older…
Stranger: So you are not trying to say you where one of them? :-p
You: Wait, the US? Strict? About sex?
You: We have a show called 16 And Pregnant.
Stranger: haha Us have everything, people waiting to have sex till they get married that doesnt exist in sweden
You: That's ancient history
Stranger: lol
You: At least here in California it is
You: I don't know about, say, Texas
Stranger: Mmm I gotta go to california! :-)
Stranger: Its still snow here!
You: Oh no, not more tourists
Stranger: haha
You: They clog up the streets sightseeing
You: But hey, we need the money
Stranger: you live at home?
You: Yes.
You: We get kicked out of the house at about 18 years old here
Stranger: Oh! School or=
Stranger: Kinda hard to get a place here… guys go to military service and girls to school or like au-pair
You: Property is expensive here, but most people manage
Stranger: cool! How close did you and your boyfriend get to having sex then?
You: You are getting rather invasive
Stranger: oh sorry
Stranger: didnt realise how bad it came off…
You: Obviously not
Stranger: Sorry I will not disturb you any more! But realise that he aint worth thinking about and take care of yourself! :-9
You: I'm trying
Stranger: Yeah its all about him and nothing about you!
Stranger: Take care girl!
You: At least I have enough music
You: To deal with it
Stranger: :-)
Stranger: what do you recommend then
You: The Nine Inch Nails album "Pretty Hate Machine"
You: Or any other album, really
Stranger: sweet just listend to the 300 soundtrack from nine inch nails
You: They did 300?
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqY5lO1DKyg
You: I'm watching it
You: I never thought of "Just Like You Imagined" that way
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: My gift to you! Take care and have fun!
You: Less of a gift and more being pissed off at putting my favorite artist and t
You: "This is Sparta!" guy in the same video
Stranger: lol cant please everyone
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GARY_M_9: which is pretty much my case, and not all furries have to dress

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You: Meow.
Stranger: blehehehehe
Stranger: cuña
You: Purr purr
Stranger: begak
Stranger: bah
Stranger: nanana ovejita nana
You: Youre bahing what?
Stranger: ypour mom
Stranger: your
Stranger: sorry
You: :3
Stranger: butch
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: uvgweuowgvouc
You: Meow
Stranger: guau
Stranger: have u prayed for satan recently?
Stranger: cuz
Stranger: what where doing now
You: Play the letters of life as a song
Stranger: is a ritual
Stranger: that turns me on like a fox
You: wut
Stranger: u know
Stranger: …
Stranger: …
Stranger: like a fox
You: Ok
Stranger: you know whats a damn fox dont you
You: Yeah I do
Stranger: then
Stranger: ooo fuck off
Stranger: i thought u where fun
You: MEOWWW
Stranger: fouck your damn kities
Stranger: bitch
You: Grrr…
Stranger: ….
Stranger: well
Stranger: that was scarier
You: ARF ARF MEOW Grr… PURRR
Stranger: dude how old are you?
Stranger: no bs
You: 19
Stranger: aaaaaaa
Stranger: u took to long to anser
Stranger: anwser
You: >.<
Stranger: jajajajja
Stranger: staight up
You: hahahaha
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 66
You: Obviously
Stranger: omg
Stranger: male of female
Stranger: ?
You: Shemale
Stranger: omg
Stranger: i fucking love u
You: duh
Stranger: im a horse
You: Good for you
Stranger: look at me puurr
You: Grr…
Stranger: like a mule!!
You: K then donkey
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: im a horse
Stranger: like a mule
You: MEOW ARF
Stranger: well aparently ur confused on what u are
Stranger: jojojojo
Stranger: like a fox
You: I'm a dog that meows
You: obviously
Stranger: like a snail
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: No,like god
Stranger: lets some rules
You: I meow like god
You: got it?
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: HE AINT REAL
You: I kno
You: I know
Stranger: only saitan barks like a fish
You: Well I meow like god
Stranger: have u even read the coock book?
You: no I haven't read the rock book
Stranger: rock
Stranger: METAL UP YPUR ASS
Stranger: no rock here
Stranger: only the finest vegtables
You: Yeah, as the rock book is actually a cock book
Stranger: oooooo
Stranger: like the pope
You: yeh
Stranger: yeaaa
Stranger: hes cool
You: 3:
Stranger: well…
Stranger: im pretty disapointed
Stranger: where im from
Stranger: shemales that meaw like god
You: and is 66
Stranger: dont talk this much nonsense
You: Hmm
You: Unless they are 66
You: But in 3 minutes it my 67th birthday
Stranger: …
Stranger: omg
Stranger: i dont buy the rapist
Stranger: well
Stranger: its obious
You: I'm not a rapist, fool
Stranger: neither of us is older than 16
You: I'm a rapper
You: *rappist
Stranger: i rap like aunt jemaima
You: I rap like dog
Stranger: MEOW!!!
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