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Apr 01 17:43:45 <Zowayix> why is it 90s music is simply better than all other decades
Apr 01 17:44:01 <Wa> Because it is
Apr 01 17:44:35 <Wa> It is inherently superior
Apr 01 17:44:38 <Zowayix> Must be because I was born then, which was an event that increased the overall quality of the universe quite a lot
Apr 01 17:44:47 <Wa> Ha
Apr 01 17:45:22 <Wa> I don't think my birth did anything positive for the universe
Apr 01 17:45:40 <Zowayix> Interestingly I found an online thingy that takes your last.fm profile and tells you the average year of your music
Apr 01 17:45:42 <Zowayix> and I got 2002
Apr 01 17:45:48 <Wa> What
Apr 01 17:45:55 <Zowayix> I think all the Basshunter I used to listen to probably skewed the results
Apr 01 17:45:56 <malacoda> Zowayix: is it? I find that 70s and 80s music is better
Apr 01 17:46:04 <Zowayix> That's because you're an old fogey
Apr 01 17:46:04 <fivequestionmarks> …wtf
Apr 01 17:46:21 <malacoda> don't backtalk to your elders, young man
Apr 01 17:46:22 <Wa> 70s and 80s music is actually quite good
Apr 01 17:46:35 <Wa> I just don't really feel like listening to it most of the time
Apr 01 17:47:02 <Zowayix> Notice, for example, that the following song was not made in the 70s or 80s; but in fact the 90s
Apr 01 17:47:03 <Zowayix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
Apr 01 17:48:45 <Wa> And your point is…?
Apr 01 17:49:10 <Zowayix> That the 90s has all the best songs
Apr 01 17:49:29 <Wa> Some newer stuff is reasonably good
Apr 01 17:49:42 <Wa> But the 90s had the bulk of the good stuff
Apr 01 17:49:46 <Zowayix> yeah
Apr 01 17:50:10 <Zowayix> The 70s and 80s were just a foundation for the 90s to build upon, if anything
Apr 01 17:50:21 <Wa> And all the rap crap today balances out the good stuff
Apr 01 17:50:53 <Zowayix> to be fair, there was rap crap in the 90s
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Apr 01 17:50:58 * Phrawger gives voice to malacoda1
Apr 01 17:51:02 <Zowayix> it's just that people had the taste to not like it
Apr 01 17:51:02 <fivequestionmarks> <SanctityBot> I'm making my own, short and simple post, as well <– ah hell, same
Apr 01 17:51:03 <Wa> Yes, but that wasn't crap
Apr 01 17:51:15 <Wa> Some older hip-hop was quite good
Apr 01 17:51:58 <Wa> When I have a substitute bus driver, they often play rap in the bus
Apr 01 17:52:20 <Wa> They turn down the volume on the good, old stuff and turn it up for the crap
Apr 01 17:52:43 <Wa> People today have no taste
Apr 01 17:53:17 <malacoda1> Zowayix: your 90s music killed my internet :(
Apr 01 17:53:22 <Zowayix> lol
Apr 01 17:53:35 <Wa> Ha
Apr 01 17:53:43 <Zowayix> your internet must be a senile old man
Apr 01 17:53:55 <Zowayix> "YA'LL TURN DOWN THAT HIPPIE MUSIC OR I'LL DISCONNECT YA"

[14:02] <~SanctityBot> Welcome back to #FMSanctity, SCared_Fir3! Enjoy your stay here.
01[14:02] <+SCared_Fir3> oh fivequestionmarks…i missed you
05[14:02] -fivequestionmarks- hi, SCared_Fir3
01[14:02] <+SCared_Fir3> hi everyone
[14:02] <+GARY_M_9> Hi
01[14:02] <+SCared_Fir3> Anyone alive here? xD
[14:02] <~Ditto> no of course not
[14:02] <~Ditto> no one has been alive nor ever will be
[14:02] <~Ditto> what would make you think that
[14:03] <~Ditto> *shot*
01[14:03] <+SCared_Fir3> orly
[14:03] <+GARY_M_9> We're all computer programs developed by a 4th grader for his science fair project, including you. *shot*
01[14:03] <+SCared_Fir3> Hooray!
[14:03] <~Ditto> typical 4th grade response
01[14:04] <+SCared_Fir3> well duh

[14:19] <@XD003> Red Alert 3
[14:19] <@XD003> Barrels upon Barrels of Fun
[14:19] <@XD003> More fun then Trick Monkeys.
[14:20] <@XD003> So yeah, Ditto, you're free to go
[14:20] <~Ditto> ?
[14:20] <@XD003> Nothing~
[14:20] <~Ditto> ??
01[14:20] <+SCared_Fir3> o.O
[14:21] <@XD003> Nothing oh darling pet trick monkey of mine.
[14:21] <~Ditto> YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE THERE TO GUIDE ME
[14:21] <~Ditto> YOU WERE ONLY IN MY WAY
06[14:21] * +SCared_Fir3 is sketched out
[14:21] <~Ditto> YOU'RE WRONG IF YOU THINK THAT I'LL BE JUST LIKE YO
[14:21] <~Ditto> U

06[14:27] * %fivequestionmarks notices SCared_Fir3 is fat, so he sends a bunch of surgeons to cut out the fat and make distress sacrificial flesh for the God, who is a fat fetishist.
[14:29] <+GARY_M_9> you got $randnicked
[14:29] <+GARY_M_9> !eval $randnick
[14:29] <%fivequestionmarks> 8,14RUNESCAPE!: Kannon
[14:29] <+GARY_M_9> !eval $randnick
[14:29] <%fivequestionmarks> 5<GARY_M_9> I have nukes!!1: Noslrac
[14:29] <+GARY_M_9> etc
01[14:30] <+SCared_Fir3> SCared_Fir3 is fat, so he sends a bunch of surgeons to cut out the fat and make distress sacrificial flesh for the God, who is a fat fetishist. <— wow.really?
06[14:30] * +SCared_Fir3 is drawing latias on photoshop :P thats why i kind of poofed. and im watching the football game
[14:31] <%Mugendai> !echobox My dog apports blessed and uncursed objects.
[14:31] <%fivequestionmarks> Echo-box: Laws of religion are so ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold.
01[14:31] <+SCared_Fir3>  !echobox your mom

[14:39] <+Noslrac> verizon sucks ass
[14:39] <+Noslrac> -__-
[14:40] <+GARY_M_9> Mugendai
[14:40] <+GARY_M_9> I got a better one
01[14:40] <+SCared_Fir3> thanks

[14:56] <+Shiranui> whoa
[14:56] <+Shiranui> SF
[14:56] <+Shiranui> i rememeber you
[14:56] <+Shiranui> from like, two years ago
[14:57] <~Ditto> asl
[14:57] <~Ditto> *shot*

[15:31] <%fivequestionmarks> I wonder if I can pee while I'm wearing a pad and the pad will absorb it so my pants don't get soaked and I don't have to get up and go to the bathroom.
[15:31] <~Ditto> … okay
[15:32] <~Ditto> thats a nice experiment though
[15:32] <~Ditto> :O
01[15:33] <+SCared_Fir3> i mean it would work if you were a girl :P
01[15:33] <+SCared_Fir3> idk
[15:34] <~Ditto> depends on the bladder capacity and how much the pad can hold
06[15:34] * ~Ditto googles
01[15:35] <+SCared_Fir3> whats thicker, blood or urine?
01[15:35] <+SCared_Fir3> thats the question
01[15:36] <+SCared_Fir3> cause a pad can hold quite a lot xD
[15:39] <+GARY_M_9> <%fivequestionmarks> I wonder if I can pee while I'm wearing a pad and the pad will absorb it so my pants don't get soaked and I don't have to get up and go to the bathroom.  <– but it would smell like hell
[15:39] <+GARY_M_9> or not
[15:39] <+GARY_M_9> if you get the scented pads
[15:39] <+GARY_M_9> with frebreeze
[15:39] <+GARY_M_9> or some shit
01[15:39] <+SCared_Fir3> ew. they have those?
01[15:39] <+SCared_Fir3> gross
01[15:39] <+SCared_Fir3>  but it would smell like hell <—true
01[15:39] <+SCared_Fir3> they sometimes do.
01[15:39] <+SCared_Fir3> if its in too long
01[15:41] <+SCared_Fir3> im getting off see ya guys ;)
Session Close: Sun Nov 22 15:41:55 2009

:10] <~SanctityBot> Welcome back to #FMSanctity, SCared_Fir3! Enjoy your stay here.
01[00:10] <+SCared_Fir3> hey everyone.
05[00:10] -fivequestionmarks- hi, SCared_Fir3
[00:10] <~Ditto> hi
01[00:10] <+SCared_Fir3> heyy
[00:11] <+Jackalope> Hay dere
[00:12] <+Jackalope> Tell _ to quit stalking me, I have a boyfriend
06[00:16] * ~Ditto stalks Jackie
06[00:17] * ~FMK stalks Krin who's stalking Ditto who's stalking Jackie *Shot*
06[00:19] * ~Ditto is also stalking Krin
06[00:19] * ~Ditto did not intend a pun
[00:19] <~FMK> lol
01[00:21] <+SCared_Fir3> Tell _ to quit stalking me, I have a boyfriend <— I havent talked to him in ages… o.O
01[00:22] <+SCared_Fir3> And same here
[00:22] <+Jackalope> Okey.
[00:23] <%Mugendai> for a second
[00:23] <%Mugendai> I thought SCared_Fir3 was the one who originally said that, lol
[00:23] <+Noslrac> same
[00:23] <~FMK> lol
[00:24] <%Mugendai> mostly due to context, _ was SCared_Fir3's friend
01[00:32] <+SCared_Fir3>  I thought SCared_Fir3 was the one who originally said that, lol <— I mean I would say that too… xD and yeah WAS. I never see him anymore. Damn crackhead
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[00:33] <%fivequestionmarks> Clone-detector: SCf3 is a clone of these: SCared_Fir3
[00:33] <SCf3> o.O whoaaa what?
03[00:33] * SanctityBot sets mode: +v SCf3
[00:33] <~SanctityBot> Welcome back to #FMSanctity, SCf3! Enjoy your stay here.
02[00:33] * +SCf3 (megawalrus@LostCarrier-E7B8BCD.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
01[00:34] <+SCared_Fir3> there we go.
01[00:34] <+SCared_Fir3> But yeah. _ was a weirdo.
[00:34] <+Jackalope> Now now
[00:34] <+Jackalope> Pot =/= coke
01[00:34] <+SCared_Fir3> Whateva. I dont talk to him anymore. But he was creeper/stalkerish
[00:35] <+Jackalope> Yes
01[00:36] <+SCared_Fir3> Yeah ^^; So whats up?
[00:37] <+Jackalope> The sky
06[00:37] * ~Ditto stands behind SF, breathing heavily on her neck
[00:37] <~Ditto> er
[00:37] <~Ditto> hi
06[00:37] * +SCared_Fir3 says ohay
[00:37] <~FMK> lawl
01[00:38] <+SCared_Fir3> meh i might get off soon. im beat.
[00:40] <+Jackalope> Kay bai
[00:41] <~Ditto> byeeee *kirbywave*
[00:41] <~Ditto> *star*
01[00:41] <+SCared_Fir3> wait question. how is PD contacting you? i mean does he get on mIRC or what?
01[00:41] <+SCared_Fir3> sketchball -_-
[00:41] <+Jackalope> http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11142009.shtml
[00:41] <+Jackalope> I actually haven't seen him in a while either
[00:42] <+Jackalope> But the last time I did, he was just…….
[00:42] <+Jackalope> I can only imagine how he'll react towards the news.
01[00:43] <+SCared_Fir3> Wait so he was creepin you too?
[00:44] <+Jackalope> Yep
01[00:44] <+SCared_Fir3> :O Im sorry. I know what you mean.
[00:45] <+Jackalope> S'all right, it's not your fault.
01[00:46] <+SCared_Fir3> Ugh Gary's not on -_- I need to inform him of something. Whatever. I'll message him on GCLF…
01[00:46] <+SCared_Fir3> Damn I havent been on IRC in FOREVER….
01[00:49] <+SCared_Fir3> _
01[00:50] <+SCared_Fir3> Blah Im getting off :| I'll see you guys tomorow I suppose. Im dead
Session Close: Tue Nov 24 00:50:07 2009

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