Noble Qwesting - Page 1
> Get the hell out of the empty room you're not supposed to be in; someone's coming!
Phew, that was close. That green floor was freaking you out, man.
You're suddenly reminded that you left your nametag at home. What's your name again?
> Rename self "Butthole Anus"
> Ah, that's right, so your name is
ASH RED BUTTHOLE ANUS Jeffry Adams!
> You see teh ROOM YOU'RE SO NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN and a SIGN. What do you do?
In an effort to find a WIMMINFOLK COMPANION you venture into the city. Here you see two fine shops. Perhaps you could find a WIMMINFOLK in one of them?
You enter MITCH'S MUSIC ADMIRALIUM. You see a SURLY CLERK at the desk, and many fine MUSICAL TOOLS on the floor and in the space behind the desk. You know, that part outside the frame. There's SHITLOADS of stuff outside the frame. And it all looks awesome.
What will you do?
The SURLY CLERK shows you three of the shop's finest guitars. The first exudes the gentle and precise classical feel of BLUES. The second whispers of angels, demons, and the raw tenacity of HEAVY METAL. The third burns with the white hot fury of a roaring crowd, and the lengendary stuff of ROCK.
Choose your axe, and choose your destiny.