Noble Qwesting - Page 6
> Exit: Bar and get Silver
> Go find Silver so you can leave for your world.
> This rock epic, while being totally badass, has become bullshit. You decide to make it back to your world, no matter what the cost. You POSE WITH YOUR TEAM, BECAUSE SHIT JUST GOT TOTALLY REAL.
>Lay down a tasty jam to appeal to the ROCK GODS.
> Your appeal has been heard. The GOD OF ROCK is curious as to how a human made it into the REALM OF METAL. He seems to be learning quickly, however, so the GOD OF ROCK decides to keep him safe, but not to aid him continuously. He grants the unified band the BANDTECH: LAND OF CONFUSION to wreak havoc on their enemies.
> Go to TELEPORTATION CENTER to get beamed to the LAND OF ROCK.
> You and your companions stumble along the barren waste for hours, maybe days, before coming across a giant blue portal. Could this be it? Will you be returning home?
> Probably not, but you jump in anyway.
> Surely this portal was created by that thief! Send Silver in to scout out a head for traps, then follow him in.
> You send Silver in. Hearing no word from him, you move into the portal to make sure he's all right, and to see if you're home!
>God dammit. This place is way too colorful to be home.
> Look to see if there are any HUMAN WIMMINFOLK COMPANIONS.
> Dammit, this place doesn't even have any WIMMINFOLK. All there is is a palm tree, sand, a jamaican guy with a crudely drawn drum set a-
HOLY CRAP IT'S ERIC CLAPTON.
> Challenge Eric Clapton to a KOKONAUT eating contest.
Hail Eric Clapton for his AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING Guitar skills.