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Spaztastic

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 13:55:50
[As Noble Qwesting gets more and more serious, I felt the need to follow in the foot steps of another mspa artist and make a sillier, lighthearted adventure as well. Thus, meet Spaztastic.]
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> You are an UNASSUMING SIMPLETON. You don't know yet what you can do, if anything. What will you do?

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-06 13:58:39
> Quickly Retrieve Arms from ground

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 14:00:43
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> You quickly retrieve your APPENDAGES from the ground. It was hard to find them because they blend in so well.

> Your HOLDING limit expands to 4!
> You can now wield things!
> You have accrued BATTLETECH: LVL 1 GRAPPLE - BLOKE HOLD

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Bent`
Date: 2009-06-06 14:13:10
> Leap and grapple a bird

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 14:20:58
> You use your JUMPTECH: LVL 1 LEAP - BOUND WITH ME to jump into the air.
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> You subsequently use your BLOKE HOLD to latch onto a bird.
> This might not hold for too long.

> You have accrued JUMPTECH: LVL 2 LEAP - UP, UP, AND BACK DOWN
> You are now GRAPPLING.

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Kyoukipichi
Date: 2009-06-06 15:26:06
> Mind-control the bird to fly to another country.

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2009-06-06 15:26:32
> Stand on bird and use level two jump tech if possible.

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-06 15:28:27
Obviously the course of action here is
> LV 8 PSYCHOTECHS: SET SHIT ON FIRE
on the Bird

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 18:15:08
You use your PERSUASIVETECH: LVL 1 CON - PLEEEEEEEEEEASE? to make the bird fly to another country. All it does is make the bird turn left a little. Failing that, you use FTFOTECH: LVL 1 FLIPOUT - OMAIGAWD to stab the bird. It drops you.
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> OW.

> You accrue FTFOTECH: LVL 2 FLIPOUT - RAAAAAAGE!
> You accrue 1 BRUISE.

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2009-06-06 18:20:17
> Use JUMPTECH: LVL2 LEAP: UP, UP, AND BACK DOWN on that weird black box thing.

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 18:29:14
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> Wow, you can see even MORE grass from up here!

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2009-06-06 18:39:06
Where there's grass, there's cows…

> SearchTech: Search: COW!

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Kyoukipichi
Date: 2009-06-06 18:46:15
> Milk the cow if you find one.

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 18:52:28
> Cow found.
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> You milk the cow. Your inventory now includes one GLASS OF MILK.

> View your inventory and other stats by commanding "> Stats"

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: GARYM9
Date: 2009-06-06 18:58:22
> Stats