Spaztastic - Page 1
[As Noble Qwesting gets more and more serious, I felt the need to follow in the foot steps of another mspa artist and make a sillier, lighthearted adventure as well. Thus, meet Spaztastic.]
> You are an UNASSUMING SIMPLETON. You don't know yet what you can do, if anything. What will you do?
> Quickly Retrieve Arms from ground
> You quickly retrieve your APPENDAGES from the ground. It was hard to find them because they blend in so well.
> Your HOLDING limit expands to 4!
> You can now wield things!
> You have accrued BATTLETECH: LVL 1 GRAPPLE - BLOKE HOLD
> Leap and grapple a bird
> You use your JUMPTECH: LVL 1 LEAP - BOUND WITH ME to jump into the air.
> You subsequently use your BLOKE HOLD to latch onto a bird.
> This might not hold for too long.
> You have accrued JUMPTECH: LVL 2 LEAP - UP, UP, AND BACK DOWN
> You are now GRAPPLING.
> Mind-control the bird to fly to another country.
> Stand on bird and use level two jump tech if possible.
Obviously the course of action here is
> LV 8 PSYCHOTECHS: SET SHIT ON FIRE
on the Bird
You use your PERSUASIVETECH: LVL 1 CON - PLEEEEEEEEEEASE? to make the bird fly to another country. All it does is make the bird turn left a little. Failing that, you use FTFOTECH: LVL 1 FLIPOUT - OMAIGAWD to stab the bird. It drops you.
> You accrue FTFOTECH: LVL 2 FLIPOUT - RAAAAAAGE!
> You accrue 1 BRUISE.
> Use JUMPTECH: LVL2 LEAP: UP, UP, AND BACK DOWN on that weird black box thing.
Where there's grass, there's cows…
> SearchTech: Search: COW!
> Milk the cow if you find one.
> Cow found.
> You milk the cow. Your inventory now includes one GLASS OF MILK.
> View your inventory and other stats by commanding "> Stats"