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Spaztastic - Page 2

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Bent`
Date: 2009-06-06 19:02:56
> Churn butter

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 19:10:50
> Your GLASS OF MILK is now a JAR OF BUTTER.

> STAT LIST:

>Strength: Minimus
>Dexterity: Bendy
>Constitution: Decent

> Jumptech LVL 2 - UP, UP, AND BACK DOWN
> Battletechs:
> LVL 1 GRAPPLE - BLOKE HOLD
> LVL 1 PUNCH - SNOUT TAP
> FTFOtech LVL 2 FLIPOUT - RAAAAAGE!

> Inventory Capacity: 4
>Jar of Butter

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-06-06 20:09:34
> Add cow to party
> Ride cow

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 20:17:34
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> THERE IS NO WAY THIS DAY COULD END BADLY.

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Kyoukipichi
Date: 2009-06-06 20:18:40
> Onwards!

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 20:25:23
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> You should probably check that box first. Important stuff is always in boxes.

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-06-06 20:26:50
> Get cow to do it, I'm too lazy

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Bent`
Date: 2009-06-06 20:27:35
> Lean against the box and sleep.

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 20:37:18
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>The cow hands you what appears to be a list of the box's contents. Perhaps one of these outfits will suit your fancy.
[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/2ibhtts.png[/img]

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-06-06 20:42:30
> Take spy outfit, and find pornographic pictures of the scout's mother. Also, give cow the Scout outfit, and name it BONK

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-06 20:50:58
> Take SNIPER outfit, name self The Lone Ranger and paint the COW like a HORSE

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 21:11:29
>You don the spy outfit and put you cow friend, BONK, in the scout outfit. You find a note in the pocket of the spy uniform.
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/2q9chuh.png[/img]
> "Ah…"

[spoiler]
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/2ezpd0n.png[/img]
"Ma petite fleur…"
[/spoiler]


[Many, MANY apologies to TF2.]

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Glitchby
Date: 2009-06-06 21:13:15
> POSE AS A TEAM (With Box) 'CAUSE SHIT JUST GOT REAL
then name the box Tom

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-06-06 21:17:18
> Infiltrate the blue team's base

Re: Spaztastic

Posted by: Phrawger
Date: 2009-06-06 22:11:08
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DA
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DA
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DA
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DA, DA-DA-DA DAAAAA