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The "If Pokemon were real..." Game - Page 1

The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: blitzer
Date: 2007-06-30 17:10:02
In this game,somebody posts a question,"What if ___(insert Pok?mon here)___ was real? Then the next poster answers why and asks another question like that.
When we stop at ___ replies(it depends),I will do a top five of the most witty and funny answers.
So…
What if Charizard 'M was real?
On the first round (this round),stop at 30 replies.I mean it,STOP.Until I post the top five funniest and wittiest answers.

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-07-01 06:03:57
I would get it to glitch up my enemies PCs, causing them to have a nervous breakdown & dashing all their hopes of ever winning something on eBay.

What if Lickilicky *shudder* was real?

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2007-07-01 06:09:02
Then we would have a new sport for Fox hunters.

What if Pikachu (:P) was real?

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: blitzer
Date: 2007-07-01 19:15:11
Mousetraps would never have existed.

What if Spheals were real?

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-07-02 15:52:38
We wouldn't need to buy footballs anymore

What if Poke'navs were real?

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2007-07-02 17:08:51
Then we would have loads of unusable features, like a map of a non-existant island.

What is Charmander was real?

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: Bluelatios
Date: 2007-07-02 17:59:06
*gasp* then it would be dangerous to live on this planet because charmander's tail would cause fires by accident very often (by tail flame) and people would be afraid of it because if they provoked it, it would shoot flamethrower at them and they would get burned maybe to death (ouch) and if it missed it might hit another object and start ANOTHER fire and if somebody farted while a charmander was present they would die, and if a wild or a trainers charmander walked into a gas station then it might explode and MAYBE if they were stupid, terrorists would drop charmanders holding gas cans trained to open them when they got close to the ground and hold them to their tails out of airplanes and we would be dead! O_o O_o O_o *thought of everything random concerning charmanders that I could think of*

what if snorlax was real?

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: Stackout
Date: 2007-07-03 05:18:02
It would increase poverty a LOT.

What if Pokemon Rangers were real? (I completed the game last night)

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-07-03 10:37:44
Then people would buy it from shops such as Game.

What if Arceus was real?

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: Bluelatios
Date: 2007-07-03 13:36:43
then it would go against what the Bible says about God creating the world (instead of Arceus). unless its God disguised as a Pokemon O_o.

what if *undiscovered Pokemon* was real?

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2007-07-03 13:42:56
Then we wouldn't discover it.

What if Pokemon was real? ([size=8pt]that had to come up at some point[/size] ::))

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2007-07-04 03:10:11
Then this game would be pointless.

What if bad eggs were real?

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: Stackout
Date: 2007-07-04 09:55:55

Then this game would be pointless.

What if bad eggs were real?


We'd throw them away.

What if all the variants of ?????????? were real?

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: Newo
Date: 2007-07-04 12:17:53
Then we would have no space left on earth.

What if Magikarp was real?

Re: The "If Pok?mon were real..." Game

Posted by: Missing? NO!
Date: 2007-07-04 13:33:38
Then we would have enough food to eat for our entire lives!

What if Mewtwo was real?