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The "If Pokemon were real..." Game - Page 15

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-04 11:44:35
Your Gardevoir girlfriends would have SOMEONE ELSE to bother, and you'd be heartbroken probably.

What if Porygon was real?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-04 14:18:33
I'd finaly have a kid.

what If pokemon could mate normally outside the old guy's house?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2009-08-04 14:30:19
The old guy would be broke.

What if Nosepass was real?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-04 14:33:37
no-one would be ashamed of their "big" noses anymore.

what if FF9ZidaneGal-1 was real?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-04 17:19:55
…English, please. And this is the "If POKEMON were real" game.

What if Haunter was real?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-04 17:37:41
we would all need spetical scopes to see them.

what If humans could use harden?(or can they already?)

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2009-08-05 05:00:51
Well, erections would last longer it wouldn't hurt so much being kicked in the nuts, I can say that much.

What if Geodude was real?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2009-08-05 05:12:03
Then it would be more likely that you would be arrested for kicking a rock.

What if Tyrannitar was real?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-05 05:19:52
then 666jolteon will use it to pretect him against "being kicked in the nuts"

what if psyduck was real?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2009-08-05 05:25:09
Then scientists would use it as the new drug tester as it has chronic amnesia anyway :(

What if enigma berries were real?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-05 05:32:31
we would all set on fire..

what if flameon was real?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2009-08-05 06:47:50
Forest fires would be more often.

What if miltank was real?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: Adam glitch
Date: 2009-08-05 06:50:38
I'd trink it.

what if [insert made up pokemon here] was real?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: Torchickens
Date: 2009-08-05 08:01:25
Then little kids  would be complaining 'Aww why wasn't my pokemon made real'

What if ditto was real?

Re: The "If Pokemon were real..." Game

Posted by: Zowayix
Date: 2009-08-05 08:19:40
Prostitutes would be obsolete.

What if TMs were real?