Which would you rather? - Page 15
Mightyena or Jolteon, which would you prefer living the rest of your (Possibly miserable) life as?
Jolteon, because then I won't be a piece of crap unusable in competitive battling.
Would you rather take the blue pill or the red pill?
The red pill, of course.
Would you rather die a slow, painful death of pancreatic cancer or have assisted suicide soon after the diagnosis?
Assisted suicide. I'll be more than glad to be rid o this awful human form.
Would you rather be able to hear a dog whistle, or be deaf?
Would you rather be a dog or a goldfish?
A dog because goldfish have a good chance to live most of their life in less than a few square inches swimming space in a goldfish bowl.
Would you rather jump off the empire state building or be injected with rat poison?
Building jump. I hate needles, and someone might catch me before I hit the bottom. Or I'd land on a moving plane and hold on until it lands.
Would you rather be the opposite gender, or homosexual?
Opposite gender because boobs == win.
Would you rather be GLaDOS or Chell?
GLaDOS, because then I could consistently end forum games at my very mention.
Would you rather live in the Sahara Desert or the South Pole?
South pole, because then I would be a well-paid scientist.
Would you rather be obese and rich, or healthy and poor.
Obese and rich, so I can pay for liposuction or whatever.
Would you rather be over here or over there?
Over there, by that ice-cream truck.
Would you rather kick Eric Cartman in the nuts, or kiss me?
I have no Idea who that is so I pick the second one. :)
would you rather die in a fire or fall into a giant blender?
(Eric Cartman is a rude, fat kid in South Park. His mother, it turns out, is a hermaphrodite, and actually his father. Yeah, the show is real confusing. Pretty cool though.)
I'd rather be in the blender. I'd die quicker.
Would you now rather kick Eric Cartman in the nuts, or kiss me?