Which would you rather? - Page 36
I'd listen to Iron Maiden :P
Would you rather die of exposure to radiation or be immortal, but burn for 50 years in lava?
Burn for 50 years. Would you rather be bitten by a shark or be mauled by pirahna fish?
Bitten by a shark, I'd rather not be that deformed :P
Would you rather suck a 100-year-old man's asshole or attempt to eat 7 computers?
Attempt to eat 7 computers. Then I would fail, and simply keep the computers.
Would you rather be physically or sexually abused by your parents?
Physically. Would you rather have all the chicks (or guys) you wanted to wanna have sex with you but have no penis (or vagina), or have a penis (or vagina) but noone wants to fuck?
No sex, at least I can jerk off.
Would you rather (a) starve to death or (b) eat to death?
Eat to death, no question.
Would you rather….
Live in a world where the earth's atmosphere has been rebuilt using flatulence and the entire planet smells of farts,
Live in a world where the earth's temperature is slowly rising along with the sea level and eventually live to see the Earth get flooded…. And then drown?
Live where it smells like farts. Beats seeing the world die.
Would you rather be cut up by a helicopter's rotor blades, or fall 100 stories?
Fall 100 stories, at least I get to say my goodbyes to those I love.
Would you rather watch your house burn down, or would you watch everyone you ever liked get killed by firing squads?
Firing squad. People can be replaced – the data on my hard drive, Xbox saves, etc., cannot.
Would you rather a) be turned to a sentient, immobile statue or b) be damned to an eternity in Hell?
I'd rather be a statue. I'd hate having to feel the sensation of burning forever. Besides, I can use my eyes to look at some ass *shot*
Would you rather be a male Gardevoir or a half-dead Ghost MissingNo?
Female gardivoire, a hott sexy one.
…Well, that wasn't a choice, and I'll take that…
You didn't ask anything, so I'll press on.
Would you rather eat 19 cans of snuff simultaneously, or attempt to eat dog shit?
19 cans of snuff simultaneously.
Would you rather endure 8 months of GCL and GCLF maintenance, where nobody can access the site, or deal with an extremely laggy and generally broken site?
Would you rather be injected with Vriska blood or tiger blood?