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What would you do? - Page 11

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 19:01:11
See my previous answer.

What if your father was Chuck Norris?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-06 19:31:35
My father IS Chuck Norris, fool. Chuck Norris has had sex with so many women that all people are his offspring.

What would you do if you suddenly had a sister with no warning?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 20:35:51
Impossible.

What if I was really Jesus in disguise?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-06 20:44:01
I'd ask you to fix the world.

What would you do if you became a celebrity?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 20:49:13
Try my best to UN-become a celebrity.

Same question. What would you do if you became a celebrity?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-06 20:51:57
Hide.

What would you do if somebody threw a Playstation (the first one, not all this new crap) at you?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 20:56:49
Probably remember all the good times I had with my oldest sister and her ex-husband with a PS. Then sell it.

If the next poster is male: What would you do if Samus Aran offered you a "good time"?
If the next poster is female: What would you do if Captain Falcon offered you a "good time"?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-06 20:58:40
Screw you, I'd be happier if Samus asked me for a "good time". Who is Captain Falcon?

What would you do if a dragon suddenly attacked you?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 21:12:09

Who is Captain Falcon?

[img]http://es.toonpool.com/user/5308/files/jaw_drop_596675.jpg[/img]
Only the most awesome person from Nintendo!!!!
The originator of the epic "Falcon Punch" and "Falcon Kick"!
He always asks you to Show Him Your Moves!
This does not ring any bells?: [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/2898/282853-captain_falcon_large.jpg[/img]
He is the DEFINITION of Manliness!!!!!

To answer your question, being part dragon, I would fight for my territory.
What would you do if Captain Falcon wants to Falcon Punch you?
I'll answer that: NOTHING! As there is nothing you CAN do!!! No matter what you do, you will be FALCON PAWNCHed!!!!

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-06 21:16:58
Okay, okay, I get the picture. Captain Falcon gives you a hardon. That's okay. [size=1pt]Though I disagree with you about the "definition of manliness" bit. That belongs to Bakura-sama, you fool.[/size]

What would you do if Bob Marley was alive?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 21:22:16

Okay, okay, I get the picture. Captain Falcon gives you a hardon. That's okay. [size=1pt]Though I disagree with you about the "definition of manliness" bit. That belongs to Bakura-sama, you fool.[/size]

What would you do if Bob Marley was alive?

I ain't gay. Ask anyone else, they'll tell you the same thing, if not similar.
Besides, Captain Falcon can destroy a freaking UNIVERSE with his strongest Falcon Punch. Bakura is a spineless jellyfish at his normal state. Yami Bakura can't even COMPARE to Solid Snake, let alone Captain Falcon.
Meh, nothing. So he's alive again, big deal.
What would you do if Solid Snake snapped Bakura's neck?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-06 21:29:12
Baka, Bakura-sama's powers lie in his massed numbers of fangirls. There must be at least one million worldwide. One million fangirls (plus more every day) surely have more power than Captain Falcon. So to answer your question, I would call on the other 999,999 of us to kill Solid Snake.

What would you do if one million fangirls came to kill you?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 21:41:53
Use my anti-fangirl bombs. Always works.

What if I told you that Captain Falcon has two million fangirls and three million male fans that find him greater than Chuck Norris. He doesn't need them to show his power.

As for Snake, you may kill him, but there will always be another Snake.

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-01-06 21:42:52
I would tell you to prove it.

What would you do if the anti-fangirl bombs didn't work?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-01-06 21:46:28
I would rape them all, and my offspring would bust out of their chests via "Alien". Then they would feed on what is left of them.

What if I told you to look up Captain Falcon and Falcon Punch on ANY search engine, then look up Bakura and see the difference in results.