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What would you do? - Page 26

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-05 21:42:24
1. Eat the cheese.
2. Eat the person with the cheese.

What would you do if I accidentally saw you naked, and I'm trying to block my sight?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-03-05 22:11:39
Execute you, execution-style.

What would you do if SHODAN brought the United States into Her domain?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-05 22:24:03
PH1ND T3H C0MPUT3R R00M, then CHAOS……BLAST!!!

What would you do if Chuck Norris replaced SHODAN?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-03-05 22:29:19
Nothing, as Chuck Norris can only supplant SHODAN, not replace Her.

(Also SHODAN has infected pretty much every computer in America, so there is no one Computer Room. :ph43r:)

What would you do if fi od uoy dluow tahW

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-05 22:48:07
I don't knowonk t'nod I

What would you do if you discovered a way to speed up time?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-05 23:01:48

Nothing, as Chuck Norris can only supplant SHODAN, not replace Her.

(Also SHODAN has infected pretty much every computer in America, so there is no one Computer Room. :ph43r:)

What would you do if fi od uoy dluow tahW

Using a capital H on her is considered blasphemy against the Lord. Only He can have a capital H.
(But not Japan….where ANYTHING can be used to destroy her.)

Wa: I would not use it. I would rather slow down time.
What would you do if SHODAN was merely a myth?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-05 23:05:50
I wouldn't care.

What would you do if your English teacher did a lecture on how God is dead?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-05 23:08:48
Tell her to keep beliefs of religion outside the classroom, then file a report to the school board. (They are strict on no expressing religious beliefs, especially when badmouthing one.)

What would you do if you had a pet walrus?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-05 23:13:48
Give it a bucket.

What would you do if Obama was assassinated?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-05 23:40:37
Hope the next president doesn't make false promises and doesn't make things worse for our country than it already is.

What would you do if Chuck Norris was president?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-05 23:44:16
Move to Japan.

What would you do if you suddenly developed amazingly fast reflexes?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-06 00:11:02
Use it for good use.

What would you do if I was in your bed? (Not sexual. I'm just sleeping in it for some unexplaned reason.)

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-06 00:35:08
I would pull you out and watch you fall to the ground five feet below. Ah, the awesomeness of loft beds.

What would you do if I was in your bed? (no innuendo intended, of course)

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-03-06 01:16:56
Wonder how you got through my security, then use my psychic powers to teleport you where you came from.

What would you do if I entered your mind using psychic powers?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-03-06 01:23:09
Immediately wall off sections of it. Some things are only in there for a reason.

What would you do if you left your body?