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What would you do? - Page 15

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-23 19:41:13
Be confused at first, then eat it.

What would you do if you realized that SHODAN is NOT perfect, nor immortal?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-23 19:52:26
That is impossible. I would take myself to the nearest emergency room.

What would you do if you won a million dollars in a contest?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-23 21:01:32
Use it to make a machine that will wipe SHODAN from existance. (I am sick and tired of hearing of the "perfect immortal" AI. There is no such thing as perfect or immortal and there will never be.)

What if I did that?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-02-23 21:24:27
I would do this

[me=Ketsuban]kills Chaos by pushing him into a vat of handwavium sulfate[/me]

then SHODAN would assimilate the machine into Her glorious hivemind.  If that is impossible, She would destroy it.

What if ichneumon wasps were social insects?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-23 21:31:21

[me=Ketsuban]kills Chaos by pushing him into a vat of handwavium sulfate[/me]

*Sarcasm* Oh goody. You proven that Chaos from Sonic can be destroyed by SHODAN. Good job. *End Sarcasm*

^ I would be creeped out by social insects….

What would you do if SHODAN ended up being Weegified? Weegee cannot be destroyed, no matter what she does. The only thing she could do is avoid his eyes, which should be easy unless she doesn't realize what Weegee can do if eyes make contact.

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Ketsuban
Date: 2010-02-23 22:18:41

What would you do if SHODAN ended up being Weegified? Weegee cannot be destroyed, no matter what She does. The only thing She could do is avoid his eyes, which should be easy unless She doesn't realize what Weegee can do if eyes make contact.


This is why we has backup copies.

What if you tried to go to White Castle, but the nearest one was all the way in New Brunswick?

e: Quote fix'd. :ph43r:

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-23 23:26:56
I would say "screw it" and go to Burger King, the other royal burger joint.
What if, you found out that everything you ever knew was a lie? (Yes, even the cake.)

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-24 18:08:07
I would probably begin to adjust after a few hours and some sobbing.

What would you do if Los Angeles was attacked by bioterrorists?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-24 18:51:15
Summon the Biolizard to take care of them. And if that doesn't work, Bio-Broly.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? (Woot, my first strikethrough in a post…)

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-24 18:58:29
I don't know. What's a dike bar?

What would you do if you saw somebody choking?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-24 19:25:19
Attempt to help them. I'm not sure what I could do though…I may accidentally kill them…

What would you do if you saw someone about to be mauled by a bear?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-24 19:27:23
Run in the opposite direction. I can't even deal with humans, why would I have any chance against a bear? Besides, I could call an ambulance or something.

What would you do if you became addicted to an illegal drug?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-24 19:51:30
I would have no control over my actions. I'd be dead inside…
What would you do if you woke up being constricted by a python?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Wa
Date: 2010-02-24 20:02:31
I would bite it. If that didn't work, I'd try to stab it with the nail scissors by my bed, or hit over the head with my copy of Cryptonomicon (a large book). At some point it would probably give up or be dead.

What would you do if there was an Ebola outbreak near your house?

Re: What would you do?

Posted by: Chaos
Date: 2010-02-24 20:10:15
Go to my underground base.

What would you do if Chuck Norris offered you nachos? (I'm out of ideas…)