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1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game - Page 18

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: blitzer
Date: 2008-03-22 13:04:22
442.) Don't put in in the trash.
443.) Don't feed the cartridge to your dog.
444.) Don't throw it on the ground.
445.) Don't encounter a Shiny Pidgey if your girlfriend is crying right next to you. If you do, run from it. If you don't, chances are that your girlfriend will throw your game at a wall, breaking it, and break up with you.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Shiny_pidgey

446.) Don't throw your game at a wall. 

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: baby_fire
Date: 2008-03-23 16:50:26
(rofl at the shiny pidgey XD)

447. Save one step away from getting to glitch city without a pokemon that knows fly. (Actually happened.)

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: blitzer
Date: 2008-03-23 19:01:08
448.0 ) Never slap s Spheal.
448.2 ) Never not notice that the Spheal says hi.
448.4 ) Never put Michael Jackson in the same. Synonymous to fail and Rule 422.
448.6 ) Never put the game in Michael Jackson.
448.8 ) Or anyone else.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: baby_fire
Date: 2008-03-23 19:49:29
449. Don't, Catch all 150 pokemon, Go to any pokemon center EXCEPT the one in Cinnibar, Release ALL of your pokemon EXCEPT for Mewtwo, Beat the Elite 4 with only Mewtwo 4 times and expect to get a porygon.

(Saw this on the internet)

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: blitzer
Date: 2008-03-23 19:53:58
Lol, if you had all 150 Pokemon, you would already have Porygon.
450.) Don't believe in Pokegods. Arceus is not a Pokegod.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: baby_fire
Date: 2008-03-24 00:12:11
No, you can catch mew in it's place. ;D

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-03-24 00:45:55
451. Do not use ur DS while in the bathroom. It might fall on the toilet,it might get wet,or it might get splattered with…

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: baby_fire
Date: 2008-03-24 01:10:52
452. Never play thine game whilst taking a shower.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-03-24 01:16:16
453. never be stupid enough to play video games in the shower. (as seen above)
454. never trade your strong pokemon for shinies. n00b.
456. never play DS while peeing.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: ?????(000)
Date: 2008-03-24 04:03:26
457:Never, ever throw your game down the toilet, follow it to the sewage treatment place, insert a virus in it and expect it to work again. EVER!

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-03-25 02:38:22
458. Never save in glitch city.
459. Never play while naked.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: hoggins
Date: 2008-03-25 08:13:27
460. Never try & teach your grandparents how to play.

"back in my day, we didn't have these 'game-station' watchamacallits, we used to have to amuse ourselves with a bedknob & a peice of string"
"how are you supposed to remember what all these buttons do?"

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-03-26 02:20:53
461. Never play while drunk. You will eventually encounter a shiny and make it faint.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Kiryu
Date: 2008-03-26 16:07:00
462: Make your Absol go in a pond with only its horn out while you scream "SHARK!"

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: atoms2ashes
Date: 2008-03-27 06:04:45
463. Never mistake a Gyarados fin for a King's Rock.

"Ooh! King's Rock! Argh! Stuck! Scyther use Slash! Gah! Oh,Shi~!"

464. Never leave your Gardevoir in a beerhouse. She will KILL you for it  :D