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1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game - Page 9

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-09-27 18:37:16
207. Hack it so that Ass Blasters are in the game.
208. Hack it so South Park characters are in the game.
209. Hack until the title theme gets replaced with Led Zeppelin's "The Lemon Song."
210. Get married to the game and have baby Pokemon games with it.
211. Think the game is your EXTREMELY HOT and VERY SEXY girlfriend, take it on a date, buy it dinner, get yourself and the game drunk, take it to your house, take it to your bedroom, and fuck the game passionately on your bed. Then kiss it, make out with it, and French kiss it.

Oh my. I can't believe I thought of that one…(Winner of the "Funniest post of this topic?)

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-09-28 14:58:34
212.Take a dump and wipe your ass with it.
213.Eat a bucket of beans and sit on it.
214.Hook it up to your computer (as if you even could) and attempt to download a virus into it.
215.Name yourself a cuss word name. (like me)
216.Eat it as a biscuit. O_o

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Wild MissingNo. appeared
Date: 2007-09-28 15:42:04
217. Whack it with a plank of wood.
218. Throw it on a spiked ceiling, hopeing to make swiss cheese out of it, then try playing it.
219. Blow it up with dynamite.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-09-28 17:10:32
220.Attempt to use it as a machine gun.
221.Flush it down the toilet.
222.Pull a link cable out while trading (seriously, I would NEVER do that)
223.Pour hydrochloric acid on it and expect it to work.
224.Put it in with a load of laundry and wash it.
225.Turn it into a WMD.
226.Keep it in safe storage. INSIDE AN OVEN.
227.Put it in a trash compactor.
228.Stab a nail through it and hang it on the wall as a picture.
229.Step on it.
230.Puke all over it (and in it).
231.Shoot it with a gun.
232.Use it as a new dog toy.
233.Attempt to commit suicide with it.
234.Hack into the game until Michael Jackson is in the game.  O_o :o D:
235.With a friend, challenge each other to see how many times both of you can delete their games within an hour.
236.Throw it off the deck of a ship out in the open ocean.
237.Torch it with a flamethrower.
238.Run over it with a car at 100 MPH.
239.Throw it at an electrical box.
240.Hack the game until it dies and destroys the world, which goes up in nuclear ashes.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Wild MissingNo. appeared
Date: 2007-09-28 17:24:27
[Offtopic]#234 I love it.  ;D :D[/offtopic]

241. Drop it into a volcano.
242. Stap it to an eletric chair.
243. Give it the "Injection" then try playing it.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: d3ad connection
Date: 2007-09-28 17:26:22
244. Give it a roofie and have sex with it, while recording.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-09-28 17:48:44
245.Hack the game until your main character flips you off.
246.Pour Mountain Dew/Coke/Pepsi/whatever on it.
247.Strap it to your chest, board a plane, and scream "OMGZ I HAS A BOMB!"
248.Lose it in the Burger King ballpit.
249.Hack until the Simpsons (the TV show, not OJ's family) are in the game.
250.Masturbate on it.
251.Attack it with a chainsaw.
252.Spill Clorox on it. (I gurantee you this WILL destroy your game AND possibly get you high in the process)
253.Attempt to snort it as cocaine.
254.Drop it on a swarming colony of ants. Just try it. The game will probably never reach the ground. And you'll get ANTS all inside of it.
255.Hack it so instead of going to the Hall of Fame after beating the elite 4, your character goes to a rock concert.
256.Smoke your game as a cigarette/crack cocaine.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Wild MissingNo. appeared
Date: 2007-09-28 17:55:59
[Offtopic]Okay #244 that was gross..[/offtopic]

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-09-28 18:14:39
Oh come on. I've wrote some pretty sick ones too.

257.Throw the game down the Grand Cnayon.
258.Go skydiving with it…and drop it.
259.Use it to stop zombies.
260.Name all your Pokemon LSD.
261.Name yourself SCREW PROF. OAK.
262.Get the firing squad to strap it to a chair and fire…
263.Put it in the gas chamber.
264.Use the game as a witness to a murder, then try to get the game to testify.
265.Eat it in a bowl of cereal.
266.Put it in the toaster.
267.Hack it so that Stewie Griffin (the evil baby from Family Guy) is in the game.  ;D :D XD

267-BEST ONE IN MY OPINION

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Wild MissingNo. appeared
Date: 2007-09-28 18:25:07
[Offtopic]That was one I find worse..[/Offtopic]

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: LedZeplin2
Date: 2007-09-28 18:37:37
268.Hack it until all the Yu Gi Oh characters are in the game.
269.Use it to power a nuclear reactor.
270.Worship it and create a religion around it (like the Flying Spaghetti Monster)
271.Make up a website about it and pass the game off as a rare endangered species.
272.Pour Jack Daniel's in it.
273.Use it as a substitute for a basketball.
274.Use it as a substitute for a golf ball.
275.Use it as a substitute for a football. (The American version of it)
276.Pour hot coffee on it.
277.Use it as a substitute for a BASEBALL. Worst abuse to the game BY FAR.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Wild MissingNo. appeared
Date: 2007-09-28 18:41:52
288. Let a Snake with the worst venom bite it.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Sky Ninja
Date: 2007-09-29 00:48:36
289. Tell a moron it's cheese
290. Use it as a jock-strap

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: Mini Mew
Date: 2007-09-29 00:56:31
291:Make all the people naked. :o
292: Use 9999999999 random gameshark codes.
292:Flush it down the loo.

Re: 1000 things not to do on or to a Pokemon Game

Posted by: DOC777
Date: 2007-09-30 12:52:47
293.give everybody weapons
294.dont send an A-BOMB straight towards a pkemon game
296.throw an angry screaming baboon off a building onto a pokemon game